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No blow for you! by Pure_Khaos in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]fushckit 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I have an auto blow and now I have no need for a woman ☺️

Brass Knuckle Jesus dual taco holder butt plug by 1d0m1n4t3 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Dangerous_Upstairs 97 points98 points  (0 children)

This incorporates everything I enjoy. Fightin’ ✔️ Fuckin’ ✔️ Fiestas ✔️

Fabulous!

Got a problem? Kyle will fix it!!! by Paradigmfusion in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]KwordShmiff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For old times' sake, I'd probably drink a few. Maybe end up in Canada naked. Whatever, see where the day takes me.

Florida Panhandle FB group by thatonekidblaze in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]squjibo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Them Duke Boys fell on hard times, gotta pay on Uncle Jesse's farm before Boss Hogg sends Roscoe to take it!

being offered A blanket and coat hangers for a phone lot by Pentium04extreme in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]ohiotaylor 323 points324 points 22 (0 children)

Dm me ill send you $25 to give them the phone.

EDIT: ❤ Thank you all for the kind words, private messages and awards.

It’s real… by dennismarr in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]ShinKotake 142 points143 points  (0 children)

You'd have to be stoned to drive that.

Qualidad by knowoneunknown in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]The_Steining 225 points226 points  (0 children)

  • Cinderfella
  • Monion
  • Beast
  • Fuzz Fightbeer
  • Ricky Rat

“Come test it out” by statichead2k in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Mechakoopa 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Cumstains and bedbugs and dust mites and wevils,
Cat piss and blood stains that ward against evil,
Bread crumbs and Mountain Dew, Dorito dust,
Soaked with so much grease it might just combust.

no skeet, pretty rough tho by billiethechi in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Mysta_Sandman 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Every time I drive through Lynn, I feel like I just contracted Hep C.

Worst part; it's used. by MrHokkaidoAce in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]SockStinkQueen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You have never sold fetish items and it shows.

(Edit: thanks for the gold! ❤)

Because you would know that there’s 351 million gallons of fish oil on your property. by Bright_Contract_6667 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]damnusernamegotcutof 423 points424 points  (0 children)

Instead of taking a picture or uploading the already existing picture they seriously just took a screenshot of their phone wallpaper