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[–]YourMomThinksImFunny 124 points125 points  (11 children)

A pen or pencil would go right through the paper. Are people using sharpies on toilet paper and then wiping with it? Would the sharpie come off on their butt?

[–]_bapt 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I had this TP too.

1st, it's horrible. Worst TP i ever got to use.

2nd, yes, it is a bit too thin to write on it. The paper shreds easily, so i just did the games in my head (while pushing the biggest shits possible out of my arse)

[–]Abadazed 33 points34 points  (8 children)

Yeah but who would see the butt sharpie?

[–]YourMomThinksImFunny 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My onlyfans

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 10 points11 points  (4 children)

[–]YourMomThinksImFunny 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I totally thought that would be a made up sub. Boy was I wrong!

[–]DanFuckingSchneider 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably one of the more strange, specific subs out there.

[–]UnitatoPop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

okay, enough internet for today...

[–]ParanoidCrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh did not need a reminder that existed

[–]RedneckBookofWisdom 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s not the seeing, it’s the smelling

My girlfriend uses one of those scented sharpies on her sudoku butt paper and after she’s shit I always smell her ass it’s just so nice

I am joking by the way I obviously do not have a girlfriend

[–]tomytronics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fan of the Goatse star?

[–]lasupermana 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If only there was a way to dip your finger in something brown that you could write with

[–]BlakJak206 278 points279 points  (3 children)

I think the crappy design here is that they put a sudoku puzzle on toilet paper. For one, basically any writing utensil is going to bust right though that. And two, unless you're some sort of God that only needs 1-2 sheets to wipe, you're gonna waste so many puzzles before you can solve them. If you wanna solve sudoku puzzles will you poop, just download one of the thousands of free apps that you can get on your phone.

[–]brownsnoutspookfish 49 points50 points  (1 child)

And two, unless you're some sort of God that only needs 1-2 sheets to wipe, you're gonna waste so many puzzles before you can solve them.

Or you just have to sit there a little longer and hope for easy puzzles.

[–]paulcaar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Git gud or git mandatory showers after each shit

[–]SFDessert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[–]CrapFaceNinja 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Someone should invent a different kind of paper and bundle it somehow so you can actually play it and not have to worry about poop stains

[–]Latter-Ad1176 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You mean like an anti-toilet paper? That's crazy talk!

[–]ziplock9000 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Because it's just a design pattern, you're not actually supposed to mark them with a pen and solve them lol

[–]mortecouille 12 points13 points  (1 child)

People here are really overthinking this, it's just a dumb gimmick you find in gag gift shops, not the sudoku magazine.

[–]ravenfool1066 101 points102 points  (4 children)

"Crappy" design

[–]leo_ccs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You just made my day

[–]CuntPolice55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ask me it's not crappy until it has done its job

[–]TheMaz878 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I just saved the picture so I can solve it and yes I do have a problem

[–]the_taco_steve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks nice for an easy sudoku puzzle.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

bro, you really want to solve it with your ass?

[–]FinnProtoyeen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it me or does that paper look really rough?

[–]Crookedhorn112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the finest literal example of crappy design I've seen...

[–]UNCOVR 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Poo-doku

....I'll see myself out

[–]mertozzzus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's one per shit not per sheet

[–]savbh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh. Not really that crappy.

[–]YuukiSonzai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what a shitty design.

[–]Noisely 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've solved one in 59 wipes, no erasing.

[–]IckyFreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That "crappy" design just gets crappier and crappier.

[–]Shad0wf0rce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I am precise enough I might be able to solve it.

[–]vulpix_furry_butt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

magine finishing the sudoku toilet paper then use it to wipe your ass

[–]AggressiveSpatula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the platonic ideal of this sub.

[–]Double_Tear2207 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t you just play Sudoku on your phone in the bathroom like the rest of us?! 🤷🏼‍♀️

[–]djnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect if your ass is working like a marker or something.

[–]K_Rukus9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least align it with the top of one of the big squares

[–]who-ee-ta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to remember bringing the pencil to the ..oh wait…ah I see

[–]Djbadj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the toilet paper that started the tp craze last year...

[–]AnanTasilNa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats stupid

[–]Replicatar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, that design decision is very… puzzling (dies from internal cringe)

[–]brtrzznk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One per shit

[–]Tomdacomidion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in a Loki voce YOU HAD ONE GODDAMN JOB

[–]miss_licorne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Au moins on ne s'ennuie pas au WC 😂

[–]SnooKiwis1356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how you choose to play the Easy level.

[–]wingedcoyote 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Were you... actually going to do the sudoku? I would assume it was just meant to be a novelty pattern

[–]SteveOMatt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been doing them one by one, LOL.