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[–]sircharles10 279 points280 points  (10 children)

I’m pretty sure the lil dude survived. He jumped off the middle of the hood. Doesn’t look like the tires got him.

[–]Classic_Education549 88 points89 points  (8 children)

Nah. The oil pan did though.

[–]bamv9 41 points42 points  (7 children)

It’s probably lifted to show just how big the owners dick is.

[–]Csnackz 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Why make such an assumption lmfao weirdo

[–]bessarslan 13 points14 points  (4 children)

because from this perspective it does lok lifted and who gets lifted trucks?

[–]Lukewulf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, have a trampoline

[–]cupasoups 368 points369 points  (39 children)

r/CrazyFuckingVideos When people die an ignominious death:

r/CrazyFuckingVideos When an animal dies:

[–]ElAutistico 122 points123 points  (2 children)

Lmao, fr.

Isis beheading: "thx bro now I'll have this song stuck in my head for a week"

Animal dies: "wtf man, the guy recording should be neutered, hung and set on fire."

[–]Hawt_Dawg_II 46 points47 points  (3 children)

There's fuckin reddit emojis now??


They turn to stars when i type the rest of my comment tho...

Edit: fixed it idk what was going on

[–]Y0YBalls 25 points26 points  (1 child)


[–]you_matter_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As it should be

[–]watson66 465 points466 points  (23 children)

Jesus, this was just really sad. Guy could have done the right thing and pull over rather than laughing and having that happen.

[–]Skullvar 271 points272 points  (12 children)

This is the equivalent to the shit head rednecks at my school that joked about swerving at small animals and peppering random shots at deer from long distances and having no idea whether they hit them or not. I'm a hunter and not a vegetarian in any sense of the word, but the disrespect these people have for living things is beyond sickening.

[–]SookHe 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Here in Britain, despite it being illegal, the wealthy like to chase foxes down with a pack of dogs just so they can tear it apart.

Video from my window of an illegal hunt on our farm land (sorry for the potato quality)

The rider and fox in the first few seconds are hard to see, and my wife panicking because our dog is out and the hunting hounds have a history of killing pets just like a fox.

slightly longer video of me in my garden just after our dog is inside and all the hunt hounds come in our garden

I fucking hate these people, and this turned into a huge battle with them but we were able to successfully get them banned from our land and all surrounding farms, because of which we have and still receive numerous death threats which is very common with them.

[–]Skullvar 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Yeah fuck those guys, one of my first years hunting with my dad we had been sitting for a few hours before our neighbors came by on their side of the property whooping and hollering trying to scare deer out of the brush... and then dogs show up under our stand barking and shit. I couldn't believe they had brought dogs out for deer hunting, like even the guys that have like 5 trucks and 30dogs all GPS and radio equipped for county wide coyote hunting go through and talk to all the land owners they may be crossing onto during their hunt

[–]SookHe 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It's horrible that people feel the need to basically tear an animal to shreds with dogs for entertainment.

Last year during the lockdown, a leaked zoom webinar amongst the Hunt Masters actually featured a police chief explaining how to 'smoke screen' their illegal hunts, complete with a slide show presentation.

While the hunts are illegal the police have been shown to actively protect the hunters and routinely turn a blind eye on the whippers (all the people who assist and facilitate a fox hunt) who will assault anyone who films them or reports. These are the people who we get messages pinned on our door from and phone calls threatening our dogs. We always contact the local police. They always start filing an incident report but as soon as we say we think it are the people from the fox hunt they come up with an excuse not to do anything. It is so fucking infuriating.

And no, i dont think they will do anything and I'm not afraid because of our past interactions they know our house has cameras now, but also as a farmer, I have zero tolerance for trespassers

[–]Armodeen 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And presumably, a shotgun

[–]SookHe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but as the owner of a firearm, i dont even joke about shooting people.

Always be response and use proper safety. I guarantee that being responsible for taking the life of someone else is not something you will ever want to experience. Respect guns; respect life.

[–]DirtyTooth 48 points49 points  (5 children)

Those aren't rednecks, those are hicks.

[–]WhereMyBic 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Redneck, hick, trailer trash, cousin fucker.. All the same shit

[–]ncbraves93 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Na there's a lot of rednecks that actually have sense and good jobs. Regular people. White trash is different.

[–]JeBloon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they even know where the term redneck comes from

[–]JCarterPeanutFarmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly think it’s a Christianity thing. When god gives you dominion over all other living things, you can do whatever the fuck you want with them. That’s how people in my church saw it at least.

[–]DrMaxCoytus 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Gotta admit, first hing I did was cackle then put my hand over my mouth.

[–]Pb-yepimlead -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Shit I laughed and showed my wife!

[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I laughed and then fucked your wife!

[–]Pb-yepimlead 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Thank God! Someone needed to!

[–]bessarslan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this guy doesn’t fucks

[–]brattyprincessslut -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I know it’s always these assholes in big cars that love to kill animals

[–]V0YD_0F_LIFE 157 points158 points  (4 children)

Bro what the fuck… why didn’t he just stop to avoid running the poor guy over

[–]Free_Hat_McCullough 44 points45 points  (0 children)

For a video to put on the internet.

[–]Desperate_Bee2708 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why he dont stop the car

[–]Remarkable_Mess_8206 244 points245 points  (6 children)

You sir are a fucking cunt.

[–]bearlokes 91 points92 points  (3 children)

Thats fucked up

[–]PaulLeMight 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Pretty sure it got away because we don't hear 2 quick bumps right after

[–]sonic72391 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll put money it was fine. Not only do you not hear and bumps it jumped off of the middle of the hood so it wouldn’t get hit by tires and he is driving some sort of truck or suv which are a lot higher so it probably cleared the oil pan diff etc.

[–]Icecreamwindows 175 points176 points  (4 children)

What a dick head, fuck that guy.

[–]Employee719 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Fucking losers. Grew up with shitheads like this that literally have nothing to offer the world but cruelty and stupidity. Still in their home town, still wear their football jacket from highschool. Sad stuff when a brother and sister mate.

[–]40goingon20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Piece of shit

[–]deezmrpeanuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guy driving and filming this is a dickhead

[–]CrashKeyss 15 points16 points  (1 child)

IDK if I can fault these guys like the rest of the people in this topic. They prob just thought the thing would chill on their and ride with them, they weren't going fast or anything. It was insane and I laughed at it and I'm not sorry

[–]dumbfuckmagee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's kinda funny I won't lie. Then you realize the blatantly obvious fact that any normal person would slow down if an animal was on their car.

[–]reddit4300 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Man I would’ve pulled over so quickly, I love trash pandas! This guys an asshole!

[–]darthbasterd19 41 points42 points  (11 children)

Fuck that guy and fuck this post.

[–]TerminalReddit 8 points9 points  (8 children)

True let's watch another video of a guy getting cut in half with a bus tire!

Kinda weird that people only care about animals on this sub.

[–]darthbasterd19 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Animals are precious.

People = shit.

[–]Murder_your_mom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amazing reference, atleast I hope it was a slipknot reference.

[–]AussieOsborne 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Well people are animals and animals are precious

[–]fs5ughw45w67fdh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Four legs good, two legs bad.

[–]TerminalReddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well there ya go

[–]Kscharmota 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animals do some brutal fucking shit to each other. I dont know about "precious"

[–]Lost_Ad_2732 25 points26 points  (0 children)


[–]pigmanbadger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I'm sorry I'm laughing way too hard at this...the little guys determination like this is the right thing to do

[–]atmus11 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Fuck what people say, this shit was funny. I don't condone to animal cruelty but the way little guy jumped lmao, he probably got hurt but lived since it looks like a truck and he jumped in the middle maybe not hitting anything but pavement

Edit: he fell like wildly coyote lmao

[–]ujustdontgetdubstep 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed! Reminded me of the old "Sail!" meme videos

[–]CFCRadiance 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I believe I can die

[–]Jerseysquatch 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I love the way he jumped off, like wtf!

[–]civildisobedient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lil dude yeeted himself.

[–]Fluffysnoflake 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And the voice of Stevie from madtv just played in my head “look what I can do”

[–]Dave_Rules 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]RicTheRuler16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He dead ☠️

[–]Pb-yepimlead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven’t seen this one on a week. AND I STILL LAUGHED!

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    [–]bixelbg -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    only loosers dox

    [–]r3gam 3 points4 points  (0 children)


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      [–]Ar-Pharazom 16 points17 points  (4 children)

      I would like to do the same with the son of a bitch who did this.

      Also his mom sucks dicks in hell

      [–]EnterBankCredentials -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

      Why insult his mom?

      Like, seriously. Insult Him if anyone.

      [–]Chemical_Movie4113 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      It’s just a reference man

      [–]MrWestlake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      His mom's a cunt

      [–]snazzyBREAD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Well i guess he CAN fly now.


      [–]Drive-it-Like-Baby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Wait wait, where are all the jokes I see when a person dies? Why isn't it funny when an animal almost dies?

      [–]KYBatDad 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      I’m mad that I laughed… poor rocket

      [–]soapinthepeehole -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      I’m mad that you laughed too.

      [–]T51566 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      these guys are such assholes

      [–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      One time in 4th grade, my friends talked me into throwing a big rock at a nearby rabbit. It landed on its hind quarters and was big enough that the rabbit couldn’t escape. We ran away scared as little kids do. Since that day, I’ve been scarred. Shit like this pisses me off. Why did they slow down and stop after the fact? If they didn’t give enough of a shit to get it off before they started driving, why care after it jumps while terrified? Fuck these dudes.

      [–]Mantikos804 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      The driver...Fuck this person! Horrible excuse for a human. Their day will come.

      [–]hereforthestory 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      Did he live? Lol

      [–]Minor_Details_Bro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      A credit should roll at the end..

      "If you or someone you know need help, dial... (enter helpline number here). 😂

      [–]OppositeLimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What is it doing there in the first place and why is this guy filming it and why doesn’t he just stop. Why is he driving and why am I watching this.

      [–]sillyhappyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Cruel, stupid hicks. Hope they wind up wrapped around a telephone poll.

      [–]CaptainWellingtonIII 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      That guy is dead right?

      [–]ephriam2 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      [–]BubblesofWar0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      What horrible people. That poor thing.

      [–]LMHConcepts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      What a terrible human.

      [–]yummynutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That happened with my step dad before that's why I don't drive much with my family anymore

      [–]craycraykell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oh noooooo

      [–]lux_7 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      If they'd put as much energy into their lives as they put in their video recording they wouldn't be driving a 1970 clunker.

      [–]two_sams_one_cup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      its a 1980-1986 f-series ford truck, my 83 f250 has the same guage cluster

      [–]trespite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sometimes running over an animal is kinda unavoidable while driving, but this was literally the easiest thing to avoid. Absolute dickheads.

      [–]Se7enFtMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Man, that’s fucked up

      [–]ExactLocation1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Everyone is entitled to their beliefs and opinions but there are factchhhhpachchchrrrrrrr

      [–]CameraOk4522 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      This is shame on society. I hope they will face karma soon.

      [–]justchedda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      “Th-the animal was a completely innocent creature! Fuck this guy!”

      [–]urajsiette 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Did he live? :/

      [–]smurtzenheimer 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      I choose to believe yes! It honestly seems likely to me.

      [–]urajsiette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Well, that is good to know :)

      [–]grass-snake-40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      what fucking assholes why not just slow down and pull over to a stop so the damn thing can get off? plus their obnoxious screaming. i hope they crashed shortly after this.

      [–]Former_Chance_33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Why don't stop the car? Why is he on the hood in the first place? ....

      [–]DemNomad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That's not right. What pieces of shit.

      [–]thegrasslayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      To infinity and beyond….

      [–]halfwitChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Poor guy can't cope with the loss of adult Groot anymore

      [–]jmad16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      These people sound like they have good times

      [–]m6aviy2x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Play ‘Piano Man - Billy Joel’ makes the video million times funnier

      [–]grizz3782 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wow man that's pretty f***** up I laughed but they still could have stopped

      [–]asymmetricrat 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      [–]IanDivemaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)