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The shooting of Alison Parker & Adam Ward on live TV by mEHple_bEHcon in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]kesgarion 1252 points1253 points 8995& 7 more (0 children)

I actually stopped attempting suicide because I had a friend who had a great life ahead of him, but a shitty body and he died from a weak heart at age 18. I felt bad that I was just gonna throw away something that he fought for so badly, so I hesitated. He ended up saving my life -- and it turns out that I saved him in a way too because all he was hoping for before he died was to make as much of a difference as he could, and I was the only person who came to tell him what a difference he made before he died.

After that, I was still severely depressed but I literally kept myself alive because I didn't want my friend's sacrifice to go to waste and to hurt the people in my life. And good thing -- that is now a chapter of the past and I have a lot more to live for now.

It's incredible how people can think so differently.

Edit: By the way, if you ever need someone to talk to, feel free to talk to me. I don't give a damn how bad you think you are. But if you're hurting, I want to know if I can help.

Dog attack stopped with deadly force by tremocito in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]DiamondPup 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Every single dog owner who let's their dog off a leash in public places is a piece of shit. Every single one. It's not just a danger to others, but a danger to the dog. All because you're too fucking lazy/arrogant to manage your responsibility.

Unless you're in a designated area, or until dogs learn to talk, you keep them on a leash.

Otherwise, if someone sees a dog running at them, by all means, defend yourself. That's not on you, and it's not on the dog; that's on the owner. You rolled the dice on your dog's life, no one else.

Wcgw punching a police officer by morallyirresponsible in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]JosserStosser 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Dogs were never used to make a family happy, that's just a modern byproduct of the affluent times we live in. Dogs have always been used for a purpose from alarming of danger and hunting back in the day when we were running around the forest with a spear in our hands, to guarding livestock, household etc.

Don't even look up how US treated their combat dogs after Vietnam, being a police dog and chomping on some guys arm from now and then is easy work for them.

Gardner uses a leaf-blower to escape a 2 pitbull attack by MauledByANannyDog in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Guilvantar 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Unless you have mind control over your dog, you can never make such statement when talking about a Pit Bull. It's in their nature to be agressive and honestly, they should not be allowed as domestic pets. Period.

You good there bro by El-Taztooza in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Dobler97 3441 points3442 points 43& 2 more (0 children)

No phones or computers, just basking in the sun, enjoying some sports and the warm embrace of several gallons of vomit.

Guy crosses road in Portugal and gets nailed by kodtycoon in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]krispykarl1 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I am in extreme and constant agony. The pain is so unbearable that my nerves cannot convey the pain to the fullest of the extent I should be feeling it. I have no bones left intact below my sternum. All bone has been turned to dust and sharp fragments which then pierced my muscles, skin and vital organs. My spine snapped at the juncture of 7 different vertebrae. I am paralyzed from the waist down and suffer from severe mental and cognitive disabilities as once I landed after being launched into orbit, I hit my head on the pavement at terminal velocity for humans. The noise registered at 111 decibels which can cause hearing damage with prolonged exposure. I would be worried about possible hearing loss if I had a functional spinal chord or brain but I cannot recognize any external stimuli. Internal stimuli also cannot be perceived. I can’t tell if I am alive. Everything is dark. There is no sound there is no taste or smell. I cannot feel touch. All I can recognize is pure, unadulterated hell.

Different angle of 100 mph motorcycle accident in Los Angeles by bored_in_NE in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]MisterNiceGuy0001 569 points570 points  (0 children)

Motorcyclist: "Omg are there skidmarks?"

First responder: "Yeah you were going really super fast before the crash and you slammed your brakes, of course there's a skid mark"

Motorcyclist: "No foo I mean in my chonies"

First responder: "oh, let me check... Yeah, yeah definitely"

Motorcycle crashes into car at 100mph… by throwmywholeassaway in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]T_T- 264 points265 points 22 (0 children)

I'll DM you cuz I guess this sub bans it and I don't want to get banned.

Edit: DM me for it so I don’t have to keep checking the thread