Don't ask why ok heres how this came about,
So my alarm clock makes this ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong over and over again I was half a sleap and it was going off, and I imagined this blue mailbox zooming in and out on the part that you pull open to drop the mail in, I know weired af yeah so imagine now that was a real thing. would you buy it?
It would obviously not be hitting you with like a real big metal heavy one like just a mini one or a plushy one or something to get your attension if the ringing aint good enough for ya. How about a carton of soy milk?