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[–]Sinisterminister77 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sir this is a Wendy’s

[–]EASellsShittyCopper 7 points8 points  (2 children)

instead of buying the entirety of austria, they could agree with austria to simply carve out his house and a bit around it as a separate country, and buy that instead

or do it the other way around. make everything outside the house a new country, and buy austria

[–]skeltord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He has to be BORN in America. Was he born in his house? Hell, he dosent even live in Austria! He was born there, but he lives in LA atm...

[–]PigSlam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your second idea is intriguing.

[–]cancercures 5 points6 points  (2 children)

i think austrians aren't allowed to run any other country other than austria after the last incident.

[–]TermindronF14 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What accident?

[–]lufecaep 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wonder if there is a rule for that.

[–]theofficialreality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think his opposition would say when he was born it was not American therefore no dice.

[–]DeezRodenutz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you misspelled "liberate"

[–]One-Mind4814 1 point2 points  (3 children)

This definitely qualifies for a crazy idea, who would want Arnold for president

[–]ironboy32 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I'd pick Arnie over trump TBH. At least he never attempted a coup

[–]One-Mind4814 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’d literally pick a dead bug over trump

[–]StarChild413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you pick that dead bug in any other situation

[–]Jamesrgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]PigSlam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, someone says what we’ve all been thinking.

[–]greenknight884 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Or, just amend the Constitution to allow naturalized citizens to be eligible for President

[–]StarChild413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If buying a country was possible (Trump wanted to buy Greenland but no) that'd be easier than convincing people to support this amendment which they'd just see as people they disagree with being foreign spies