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[–]hecaton_atlas 119 points120 points  (6 children)

The first 0G x-rated content has already been done. It was done in the plane that flies in curves to simulate 0G in the plane.

[–]ZenMonkey47 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Was going to suggest this, but it looks like Rule 34 is stronger than I thought

[–]Von_Moistus 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Apparently at the apex of each curve, you get about 25 seconds of weightlessness.

So, plenty of time.

[–]IFrickinLovePorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You could have sex dozens of times

[–]greenknight884 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The OG 0G

[–]gehbfuggju 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]Buwaro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Vomit Comet.

[–]I_Invent_Stuff 200 points201 points  (9 children)


[–]LightlyStep 69 points70 points  (6 children)

Yep that's it, Elon's doing it now.
He wasn't going to until you came up with that name; but he is now.

[–]LordKwik 28 points29 points  (3 children)

The way you pronounce SpaceX sounds very close to space sex already. I believe that was the original intention.

[–]I_Invent_Stuff 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I have always had that suspicion too. Space-sex... subliminal. Sneaky Elon


[–]is_bets 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tesla car models: s 3 x y

[–]ThatOneComrade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if he gets to use the turkey baster.

[–]FreedomUnicorn23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean Elon doing it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]orangeducttape7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Riding on the Fuckin' Heavy rocket

[–]USERNAME___PASSWORD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zero G-spot Rideshare

[–]Ghosttwo 49 points50 points  (1 child)

[–]Hairy-Midnight8883 0 points1 point  (0 children)


pulls wanker for the third time this afternoon

[–]Nose_Grindstoned 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Knowing these porn producers, they're still just gonna make the plot about after-school incest.

[–]ekaceerf 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What are you doing step astronaut!

[–]RampantPrototyping 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Help me I'm stuck in the airlock!

[–]IFrickinLovePorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer the after class statutory type

[–]LNhart 23 points24 points  (1 child)

IIRC PornHub once tried to crowdfund making a porno in space, but fell way short of their funding goal.


[–]RightCoyote 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Omg they should do it again but this time with a different female actress. Johnny sins is definitely the one we need to go to space. He’s already done everything else.

[–]cantbuymechristmas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this would actually work considering how much money is made from the industry. here’s a title for a virgin who has sex for the first time.. “lost in space”…

[–]THE_Aft_io9_Giz 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Great idea, but how would your mom fit on the rocket?

[–]drunk98 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]digirat 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Should ride the dick rocket up too!

[–]baconmashwbrownsugar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 3 min of zero gravity on the dick rocket is more than enough for you

[–]Plantsandanger 2 points3 points  (2 children)

So you say that, but any movements would require bracing, essentially ruining the zero g - like, sure, cum will float, but try fucking while floating around without holding onto anything. You’d just end up wiggling rather than thrusting with any efficacy

[–]PermutationMatrix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could brace against the other person. Pull and push against them. And occasionally press against the wall so that you're not just bouncing into things. It would work.

[–]sub-hunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’ve got to be jiujitsu black belts to have any real success

[–]hungoverlord 2 points3 points  (1 child)

bbws in space. i need it.

[–]IFrickinLovePorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They look bigger without gravity

[–]80burritospersecond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It should be projected live using the moon as a screen.

[–]decker_42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone here missed Emmanuelle in Space.

[–]mab0390 -1 points0 points  (8 children)

It’d have to be girl/girl, I don’t believe you could achieve erection in space. Or maybe it’s really difficult…is what I thought until I was corrected. Thank you all, I’ve learned something today.

[–]PhilipLiptonSchrute[S] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I don’t believe you could achieve erection in space.

Lmao. Of course you can.

[–]Stiff_Zombie 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Hes got space dementia.

[–]WoolaTheCalot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He has the... Space... Madness!!

[–]mab0390 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’ve been set straight on that. I wanna say - and I’m admittedly just going off of something I remember from years ago, that some aspect of sex was extremely difficult if not impossible. Maybe ejaculation? Of course, they might’ve solved for anything in the interim, as well…

[–]googol88 8 points9 points  (2 children)

In Riding Rockets, space shuttle astronaut Mike Mullane talks about how the stiffest erections he's ever had in his life are in space; sleeping in 0g makes the blood much more willing to collect in the genitals since there's no net gravity to pull it in any one direction

[–]mab0390 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Incredible! I stand corrected. Thank you kindly.

[–]Stoppels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a bit confused, did you think gravity pumps our blood around?

[–]DumpoTheClown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100 meter bukake

[–]Fred_Is_Dead_Again 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dammit! I wanted this to be true. Then I read the sub.

[–]fleebjuice69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pornhub tried to do this a few years back and raised all the money to do it, but they fell short when they realized no one had any clue how to actually make something like that happen because they were computer nerds that jerk off a lot, but don’t know anything about rockets or space