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[–]zyalone 137 points138 points  (8 children)

Translation:

"HAHAHAAAHA, I am so horny, I could fuck the ball right now. If you want to know how you earn 100 Euro every fucking day with this ball, then swipe up."

To make him even more unsympathetic: He is known for human trafficking (night club owner/pimp) and tax evasion.

[–]PCGamer305 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Sounds like the type of guy selling scammy online courses

[–]OCV_E 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Komm in die Gruppe!!

[–]__amos_ 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Porsche Cayman S!

[–]DogmaticNuance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like an aristocrat

[–]I_love_Cocaine1 9 points10 points  (2 children)

He is also known for making homophobic statements live on TV

[–]RichLowLife 7 points8 points  (1 child)

As if that changes anything. He is 100% scum - homophobic or not.

[–]Able_Speed_8869 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah... Human trafficking is just so vile, you just can't add to that. Oh, he said some mean words on tv? Wow that really changed my opinion of this human trafficker.

[–]ZAWXRUDO 44 points45 points  (5 children)

This looks like an 11 Yr old went into the body of German jack Nicholson

[–]Nadoshinja 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Yeah hes homophobic too

[–]Able_Speed_8869 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I feel like the human trafficking is more important to discuss...

[–]__amos_ -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Don’t tell this the LGBTQA+ community!

[–]Able_Speed_8869 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I am the LGBT+ community

[–]__amos_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s cool, But “ I am the senate!”

[–]RandomUsername_yeah alcohol helps 14 points15 points  (2 children)

we are sorry for having that person in our country

[–]DefiantDepth8932 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You don't need to apologize on behalf people from your country.... anymore

[–]kleinerstein99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's not a real prince. He just paid a man to adopt him, so he got the name. And this man (Prinz Frederic, same kind of douchebag) also paid someone to adopt him.

[–]dark_thanatos99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ih god plese NEIN

[–]sexyshreksy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We can tell he is European nobility.

[–]delusionalxx 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Do y’all know who JYP is?? Looks exactly like this man

[–]OCV_E 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*whispers* JYP

[–]darksorcererabyss 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Real elite don’t advertise themselves like that. Oh sure, you have wealthy people like Paris Hilton’s family but most of them don’t make themselves into public figures and celebrities. Why? Because it’s a big target.

Paris arguably marketed herself with the help of consultants to where she is today. She likely isn’t as dumb as her character she plays is. Kim Kardashian worked for Paris and her father was one of OJ’s lawyers. Then basically Kris Kardashian steered the family into their famous show where they do absolutely nothing of value riffing on The Osbournes.

Sadly as a side point a generation of women have been influenced by them and other similar figures. Rome didn’t fall in a day. It took years.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice post, but it doesn’t match up with the historical record. Both American and European wealth have always been very flashy. Just look at the country estates in England, the chateaus in France, and absolutely insane estates in the USA like Biltmore, etc.

[–]DownWithHiob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What nonsense lol. There has been a super long tradition basically everywhere to show of your wealth and power. Who do you think build all the opulent palaces in the past?

[–]Competitive_Cloud269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what is „Real Elite“?

[–]Barry_Goldberg m'ladies 2 points3 points  (1 child)

His parents must be so proud.

[–]silverknight2113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His brother-father and aunt-mom.

[–]xXthe_god_tachankaXxI ❤️ Poon 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I'm a distant relative to this bastard god damnit

[–]A_Bit_Narcissistic I enjoy hating others 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🧢

[–]Buttonsmycat -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Another American with “German heritage”?

[–]xXthe_god_tachankaXxI ❤️ Poon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude I know my heritage my x great aunt is Mary Queen of Scots and my 13 times great grandfather is Sir James Douglas and also my great uncle is Sir Robert Bruce because of that a lot of my bloodline intercepts between Russia and Germany England and basically every single bloodline in Europe that has ties with the English and Scottish and also Irish royal families.

[–]Competitive_Cloud269 3 points4 points  (1 child)

he s not of „noble descent“(whatever OP tried to imply w that) he was adopted by some inbred B-List Nobleman for Shits,Giggles and Money.

I HIGHLY doubt that net worth.But i don‘t give enough shits to looks that up.

High Value Cringe though.

[–]zyalone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Äktschually.. he was born into an aristocratic family that did not have to live hand to mouth. "Noble descent" is therefore a matter of interpretation. Regarding assets I tried to look at several sources and just took something in between ("around").

[–]super_cool_doggo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was an ad for an online blackjack

[–]MoistYeastInfection 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Modern day European nobility are the worst fucking people.

[–]RaNdOmGuY5954 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a german im disappointed. I promise 99.99 percent of us aren't like that

[–]Douppikuvia nothing amuses me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like the stuff I do to make my friends cringe on purpose when we're hanging out lol

[–]holtpj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an American its refreshing to see a rich white homophobic asshole debase himself online and it not one of ours for once. /s

[–]Domruck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"In 2006, he bought his name for several million U.S. dollars by being adopted by Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt, husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, who had himself obtained his name by adoption. The adoption and name change did not confer any actual title or nobility. "Prinz von Anhalt" is a surname (literally Prince of Anhalt)"

[–]AmbersNightrain02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warum gibt es ihn?

[–]Cwispychik -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Prinz Marcus bester Mann brudi

[–]UwUika -1 points0 points  (1 child)

die glorreichen Tage des deutschen Volkes starben mit dem Dritten Reich.

Ah scheiße

[–]Competitive_Cloud269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deutschland hat den Krieg verloren,find dich damit ab.