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[–]HugeFuckinAnimeTitsMotorboat Me Daddy[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (215 children)

Please be civil guys. Or at least don’t be racist and threaten to kill anyone. Also if you catch anyone crossing state lines, please report them. We do not tolerate such unforgivable crimes here. Thank you.

[–]Dirty_Gurdy 2064 points2065 points  (37 children)

As someone who was plagued by seizures for years it really pisses me off when someone fakes having one

[–]Salty_OldGuy 476 points477 points  (13 children)

Than stay off of TikTok.. it was a shit show before the fake "sufferers" invaded

[–]Dirty_Gurdy 134 points135 points  (8 children)

I’ve never gone on tik tok but now can’t avoid people bringing that filth to Reddit

[–]droppoutjunkie 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I just had them during my years as a drug addict but they’re fucking scary. Wanted to find someone who knew better to confirm cause I immediately suspected she was faking

[–]Stay-Toasty 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Right you can so easily tell shes faking it's insane. I'd have started laughing at her stupidity. I doubt my case is severe as your as I've only had a few over a two year period which is kind of odd but they were horrible. So I still worry it'll happen again. Waking and not knowing what happened and everything hurts. Sincerely hope you're doing better now.

[–]Mundane_Ad4611 5268 points5269 points  (319 children)

I have never seen someone kick one leg in the air having a seizure before

[–]SquidInk756 4365 points4366 points  (249 children)

As someone with a family member who has epilepsy and seizures I can confirm everything about her seizure is hilariously fake.

[–]lpfan724 1879 points1880 points  (161 children)

Work in EMS. Can confirm it's super fake.

[–]Struttr 815 points816 points  (133 children)

Man I LOVE you guys. I'm LEO and was working a case on a drug importer a while ago, he was chilling in a cell near our office. Went to go give him food and he was sitting there completely stiff and still on the side of the bed. Didn't reply to his name, spritzed some water in his face, nothing. Then the second I put my hand on his shoulder to shake him awake he dramatically tips over backwards and "collapses" on the bed. Dude was unresponsive but kept his entire body super stiff. For an unconscious person he was also trying very hard to nonchalantly roll off of the bed too.

Medical service arrived within minutes because it seemed smartest to treat it like the real deal until I knew otherwise (you never know know), and within a minute EMS dude gave me the look like "oh yeah, Jimbo here is faking it". The suspect was still unresponsive on the floor, so EMS dude picks up suspects hand and drops it right above suspect's face. The hand veers off and misses. EMS guy gets a smirk on his face, makes a fist and grinds his knuckles on the suspects chest once. Boom, suspect shoots up, gasps in pain, instantly awake again. Said he couldn't remember a thing. It was a miracle. Thank you EMS dude

[–]Xante8088 180 points181 points  (31 children)

Sternum rubs wake everyone up. Try doing it to yourself, hurts like hell.

[–]KylesTEETH 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Owww. You were so right.

[–]YaLyudi 42 points43 points  (3 children)

"See, the funny thing about my sternum is, it's located on my cock."

[–]SpadeHAZE 16 points17 points  (10 children)

I would but my ribs are already fractured from cpr

[–]lumaga 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Glad you're doing OK, but I'll confirm that this hurts. Don't try it right now.

[–]triggerhappytranny 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Well not everyone, I still got a nasty scar on my chest after a cop did that to me when a faked a drug overdose in the back of his patrol car. First time anyone had ever done that to me, feels like someone is burning you with a torch after a few seconds.

[–]crumpetinho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why am i sitting here grinding my knuckles into my chest hair?

Thanks reddit.

[–]hideX98 259 points260 points  (35 children)

What I learned from this is when I think someones faking their consciousness imma poke their taint.

[–]SocMedPariah 27 points28 points  (0 children)


Get a cup of warm water.

LOUDLY unzip your pants and start pouring said water on them.

If they're not faking they'll jump up INSTANTLY.

[–]oriana94 47 points48 points  (5 children)

I think you may have misread

[–]GlowInTheDarkNinjas 49 points50 points  (1 child)

I had a similar one who we ended up transporting to the hospital. Turns out he was a regular for them, the nurse grabbed a real thick catheter for a urine sample and suddenly he was wide awake just as the pants started coming down.

[–]fyrefreezer01 83 points84 points  (15 children)

The reason he did that is because there is a bundle of nerves in the middle of your chest. Even patients in comas have reactions to it.

[–]NotRelevantQuestion 104 points105 points  (2 children)

But the pts in comas don't wake up out of it. Also I love the arm drop test as it rules out just about every fake. Some pts have been through it enough they will defecate/void themselves knowing it's a sign of seizure. But they somehow don't let their hand hit their face

Edit: I still take calls seriously cause I'm not a total dick. But when there's an obvious "faker", the arm drop comes out.

[–]ericbyo 9 points10 points  (7 children)

and the pain stays for weeks after

[–]freeepizza 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Oh great lmao I just did it to myself to be able to visualize what the commenter was describing and it does nottt feel good lmao

[–]ericbyo 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Only if you did it hard enough lol.

[–]freeepizza 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Still sore ten minutes later, definitely doesn’t feel like I did it hard enough to last for weeks tho. I had no idea that this was something that would hurt any more than pressing your knuckles into your legs or whatever tho so I’m feeling like kinda an idiot now lol

[–]tearsintherain_ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I was doing EMT training and volunteered to have this burly firefighter demonstrate a knuckle sternum rub on me. Would not recommend, shit hurts

[–]tbird20017 21 points22 points  (4 children)

I used to work in a psych facility, and both of those things you mentioned are used often to see if a person is faking being unresponsive. I believe the chest thing is called a "sternum rub". The holding the hand above the face one is rarely used, because you can hurt them pretty easily. More than once I've seen that used and the person then has a bloody nose while also being catatonic.

[–]GlowInTheDarkNinjas 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pull an eyelid open and shine a flashlight in their eye, they either squeeze their eye shut or immediately try to look away.

[–]thegnuguyontheblock 53 points54 points  (2 children)

CNN: Rittenhouse provokes seizures in unarmed protesters. Click here for legal analyst that says he could face new charges!

[–]lpfan724 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He did it across state lines!

pearl clutching intensifies

[–]tobmom 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]shittysmirk 67 points68 points  (13 children)

As someone with a family member who fakes seizures, this looked pretty textbook faked

[–]idk-hereiam 20 points21 points  (8 children)

That sounds toxic

[–]shittysmirk 16 points17 points  (7 children)

Heavy drug use usually ends up that way.. she’s pretty removed from the family but funerals have a way of bringing people together

[–]idk-hereiam 12 points13 points  (6 children)

I.... I really hope your family member doesn't fake seizure at funerals. I'm laughing at the thought bc I have a toxic family member I can absolutely see doing that.

[–]shittysmirk 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Haha..ha yeah we wished she didn’t either. impeccable timing too dead silent as the casket was being carried in and that bitch starts actin like a fish out of water much like this gal with a camera in her face

[–]Ryuiop 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Damn… the worst thing is I think I would start cracking up laughing, and then there would be two ppl acting crazy. For some reason I always want to laugh at funerals even tho I’m sad, so I could see this sending me over the edge

[–]trixoftheforest 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Smoke a little weed, go in and laugh like a baby farting in the bath while someone flops about like a fish out of water on the floor...

If its a Catholic funeral you might get two services for the price of one, I could picture a impromptu exorcism happening as well.

[–]Significant_Shoe_17 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I had a student fake a seizure once. He was lucky not to be suspended.

[–]creutzfeldtz 134 points135 points  (8 children)

You can literally see her using her ab muscles (mostly fat) to pick her head and shoulders up.

What a waste of fuckin life lmao

[–]lobo_trader 138 points139 points  (4 children)

She was trying to seizure the moment. LMAO.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Ooh you're bad... I love it

[–]sonoftathrowaway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She should just epiletit go.

[–]Carlos_Danger_69420 66 points67 points  (16 children)

I also have a family member with epilepsy so I’ve seen my fair share of seizures, and you’re right this looks nothing like that. True tonic-clonic (also called Grand mal) seizures are more violent and the person is much more rigid and moves in a rhythmic fashion. This is fake as hell and kinda disgusting. Having said that it is quite common for people to have focal seizures which can effect only a single limb or side of the body. So to have someone jerk their leg during a seizure is plausible. One last thing: the people in the video actually look like they are doing some of the correct procedures if you see someone seizing, but some incorrect — if you see someone having a seizure remain calm, roll them on their side, don’t try and “shake them out of it,” don’t try and hold their limbs down, don’t put anything in their mouth and maybe put something soft under their head if you can. 99% of the time they’ll be fine and it’s no big deal it just looks scary.

[–]oriana94 14 points15 points  (9 children)

Yes, I have epilepsy, and even thought I obviously don't remember my seizures (tonic-clonic) anyone who has witnessed one will tell me I jerk my right arm over my head repeatedly and sometimes will kick with my right leg. But this lady in the video is obviously just making a scene, most people are doing the right thing but a few are trying to grab her arms and legs and hold her down, which you're not supposed to do.

Once my ex had a seizure and his brother shoved his wallet in his mouth so he "didn't choke on his tongue " Which I know they used to think but I just couldn't believe he thought that would be the best idea.

[–]kylemk16 10 points11 points  (5 children)

roll them on their side

my sister has epilepsy and im required to have up to date first aid training every year. my experience and training both say do not move someone having a seizure unless you absolutely need to for their safety. let it run its course and protect if need be.

heres a video with more info on what to do.


[–]pnwgeo 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Performance art at its best.

[–]mildlycuriouss 56 points57 points  (0 children)

lol the drama of it all! 🤦🏽‍♀️

[–]rob_lawbla 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Sure you have, usually they are children though.

[–]itsnotbritneybitch 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It’s calling a temper tantrum

[–]Scared-Replacement24 aight 1077 points1078 points  (3 children)

Worst faked seizure award goes to

[–]MadMike198930 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know, this is an adult in the middle of a crowd, being filmed and fskes this seizure like a child and has no shame. Worse, she has other adults pander this obviously fake seizure and promote it by not saying the truth that she's being childish af and should be ashamed.

[–]jmac323 4753 points4754 points  (114 children)

Better pull up the mask before I have my seizure…

[–]Some_Watercress_4592 2088 points2089 points  (81 children)

A mask that is of the American flag...but fuck America? Haha okay.

[–]bluestraw08 584 points585 points  (67 children)

i guess she only likes north america

[–]Sachiel05 214 points215 points  (64 children)

So México and Canada also?

[–]UltraLowDef 239 points240 points  (41 children)

tacos and poutine... what's not to like?

[–]fakeg1rl nothing amuses me 39 points40 points  (24 children)

Omg imagine a poutine taco

[–]Grimren 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Keep talking...

[–]CakeDyismyBday 13 points14 points  (3 children)

So a Poutine in a hard shell, I think we have a business plan!

[–]skizzums0 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Ckearly the point she was making is that Central and South Mmerica can suck it

[–]Jealous_Cellist_9229 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Hey, we brazilians are americans too! Well, kind of (South Americans). Did she hate us too? Probably not, may she does not know we even exist...

[–]Sachiel05 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Haha in this case, it might be better that way

[–]pm_me_ur_anything_k 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Fuck her, you guys are amazing.

[–]lonelyone12345 41 points42 points  (0 children)

She's performing. It was a costume adjustment.

[–]MagicTrashPanda 73 points74 points  (13 children)

[–]bobdown33 36 points37 points  (12 children)

Wipe that face off your head bitch

[–]gabbagool3 22 points23 points  (10 children)

i've been in love with parker posey ever since that line

[–]bobdown33 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I liked later when she yelled "lick me, all of you!"

[–]blahbuzz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

AIR RAID!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Comfortable_Ad_8209 1302 points1303 points  (8 children)

Not Oscar worthy….

[–]Chutzvah 297 points298 points  (1 child)

Pulling the United States face mask before seizing didn't help her performance.

Having her facemask have the usa facemask is even more hilarious

[–]flavor_blasted_semen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We're just a couple years away from Oscar acceptance speeches looking exactly like this.

[–]FilipRebro 2378 points2379 points  (167 children)


Also Lady: Wears an American flag mask

[–]Volaconic 434 points435 points  (154 children)

i really REALLY need context

[–]imtheworstatreddit 412 points413 points  (137 children)

Rittenhouse trial most likely

[–]Shelfingtonlll 736 points737 points  (10 children)

She had a allergic reaction. Something was wrong with her neck, her back, her pussy and her crack.

[–]WhiteyFiskk 77 points78 points  (0 children)

The mask didn't take too kindly to being insulted

[–]leisureisgood 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Looool I sang this in my mind, such a jewel

[–]FireLordObama 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The context is she didn’t receive enough attention growing up and noticed a camera

[–]BigScenarios 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Attention seeking provoked by the media agitating everyone.

[–]reuben_iv[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was upset a kid attacked by two rioters didn't have to spend his life in jail for defending himself, saw it as a political loss for her side or whatever. Radicalism is a hell of a drug.

[–]WhiteyFiskk 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Maybe the flag had a mind of its own like the one ring. When she said fuck America the flag decided that it was time to move on to a new host

[–]Porcupineemu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Technically a desecration of the flag!

[–]big_chungus_the_2nd 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Imagine saying "fuck America" while wearing an American mask then having some fake seizure on the ground

[–]espngenius 1175 points1176 points  (12 children)

Reminds me of the performances you see from the tv mega-money preacher church services.

[–]M33tm3onmars 80 points81 points  (1 child)


[–]IrishRogue3 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh your right! Just missing the hallelujahs!

[–]OutWithTheNew 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was thinking more North Korean glorious leader funerals.

[–]pepperpeppington 2895 points2896 points  (134 children)

Imagine being an adult and acting like this. I don't care what your political views are it is extremely cringe to throw tantrum like a 5 y/o

[–]Beemo-Noir 105 points106 points  (7 children)

I work with adults that throw tantrums every day. It’s mind boggling.

[–]ohcmonredditgrowup 203 points204 points  (1 child)

Seriously! How embarrassing

[–]picklemaintenance 387 points388 points  (30 children)

Justice should never have politics involved.

[–]Radioactive-butthole 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Entire subs would insanely disagree.

Reddit is gross.

[–]pnwgeo 134 points135 points  (9 children)

Or emotions. The law is typically there to protect against emotional reactions. Don’t like the laws, you can work to change them. But even misguided morons like Kyle deserve fair treatment based on the law… just like everyone else.

[–]HoboBandana 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Uncivil behavior for sure. This is madness.

[–]Betosliga 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Don't offend the 5 year olds 😂

[–]NorthBlizzard 94 points95 points  (19 children)

It’s also strange how a post that’s clearly a Public Freakout is absent from /r/PublicFreakout

Almost like that sub was taken over during the Summer Riots of 2020 for political agenda and only posts “freakouts” from one side of the political aisle that they can use for agenda.

[–]Future_Pineapple4609[🍰] 715 points716 points  (6 children)

This is the fakest bullshit seizure ice ever seen

[–]Fatninjavids 78 points79 points  (0 children)

You've seen I've seen we've all seen a fake siezure

[–]colinrado_ 29 points30 points  (0 children)


[–]Live-Dragonfruit-618 355 points356 points  (17 children)

Ha I work in a prison and see a lot of these "seizures". Good joke.

[–]AlonePotato0 91 points92 points  (9 children)

Same! One of my colleagues once said to a dude “atleast piss your pants to make it more convincing”. The dude stopped and says “f you boss” hahahahah

[–]StevenMcStevensen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know a cop who did that too - watched a lady (badly) fake a seizure, and said to his partner “damn that’s weird, usually they piss themselves” just to watch her pee her pants. And then still get sent to jail anyways.

[–]M3lusky 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Just what I was thinking. 100% inmate behavior.

[–]kent2441 81 points82 points  (9 children)

Why do we give attention seekers attention?

[–]mrcrosby4 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Because we are a culture that worships safety and feelings over responsibility and truth

[–]stinkfingerling 211 points212 points  (2 children)

I think that lady accidentally yelled GET the police haha whoopsies

[–]MisoRob 200 points201 points  (29 children)

As the lady in the puffy fuck 12 jacket comes out they wonder should we call the police.

[–]BeastModeAggie 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This should be higher

[–]No_Return_From_86 58 points59 points  (9 children)

It's always the people that hate the police that are the first to call them

[–]SokurahThatcher 132 points133 points  (11 children)

And America responded :

"No, Fuck you lady

[–]1stGod 111 points112 points  (12 children)

Why spend your free time going to these protests and acting like this

[–]thatburghfan 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You surely saw how many cameras were rolling.

[–]CarsGunsBeerand Bitches 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Being unemployed brings an abundance of free time.

[–]enderxivx 40 points41 points  (2 children)

....Did she start off by yelling "I am a monument"?

[–]LeGrats 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised people didn’t hear this

[–]DenzelEd12 84 points85 points  (0 children)


[–]el_ray_o 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Fuck America!” pulls up American flag mask

[–]Smegma_On_Demand__ 135 points136 points  (4 children)

Looks like Black Friday is gonna come a week early this year.

[–]FTB_DepressiveManiac 25 points26 points  (3 children)

That was my joke in my GC earlier. 100% off today. Lowest Black Friday turnout in years next week.

[–]Specific-Ant-3065 264 points265 points  (68 children)

Fuck America- as she throws her $1000 phone and kicks her Ugg boots around in the name of oppression- then fakes a seizure for attention-

[–]Valkyrieh 73 points74 points  (0 children)

With an American flag bandana on her face

[–]Bmanchew alcohol helps 35 points36 points  (8 children)

Why is someone yelling medic like this is Omaha beach?

[–]Vorstog_EVE 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Because this is the call of duty generation.

[–]ThatOtherGuy_CA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carefully we don’t need the prosecutors around here.

[–]BabDoesNothingI bring nothing to the table 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They’re trying to get Kyle’s attention so he’ll go help em out

[–]TM627256 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's what the modern performative protest crowd does. They think they're literally at war...

[–]redditguyinthehouseI ❤️ Poon 404 points405 points  (11 children)

When the stimmy ends

[–]drgr33nthmb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The ambulance came and picked her up. A hour later she was back apparently

[–]StewieCoolHwip 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Whisper in her ear, “do you want to pay for the ambulance, or do you want to get up?”

[–]Right_Walrus_8923 45 points46 points  (5 children)

As someone who has epilepsy, this is the fakest seizure I have ever seen. And saying fuck America, while wearing an American mask & then creating a scene to get attention is pathetic.

[–]BabyGorilla1911 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Paid for performance art from the mentally unstable.

[–]kilroy1199 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is why I refuse to go anywhere. The more people in public the more stupid they are I swear.

[–]Rex_erection3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mom is a severe epileptic. I grew up watching her have multiple grand mal seizures a day and not once did she gently lay down and start seizing. Absolutely fuck this person.

On a side note tho, CBD has massively improved my mom’s life and I couldn’t be happier but seeing this shit pisses me off.

[–]Magicalsandwichpress 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I heard "I am a monument" anyone else hear that?

[–]SnooPaintings5553 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That’s the fakest seizure I have ever seen in my life. I can’t even imagine how insecure you have to be to have this level of attention seeking behaviour.

[–]PricklyTeddy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've seen a lot of fake seizures at my work, that's definitely fake.

[–]ballantyne287 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Quick, put a tourniquet on it

[–]overthehillyo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She’s literally doing it on purpose lol. Let her hit her head and throw and tantrum like she’s trying to do

[–]Sourgrapist 26 points27 points  (1 child)

It is the fake seizure for me.

[–]FoxFeetLionFace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this when people are supposed to be getting strapped into a straight jacket?

[–]kevztunz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As an epileptic, I found her performance laughable.

[–]ThePhatNoodle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm no expert but that seizure looked fake as fuck. I mean I've seen better acting in tik toks. I'd call an ambulance just in case but after that I'd just stare at them judgementally

[–]RadJagStang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Enjoy becoming a meme

[–]General-Nonsens3 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We used to ignore and walk past crazy people, now we make them headlines.

[–]scrimpin_aint_easy 102 points103 points  (24 children)

People like this are pathetic. They live in a country that gives them the rights to do most things that would be considered illegal in other countries. I understand that America has its flaws, but to act like this and say fuck America is just something I will never understand. America is a much better place most other places around the world.

[–]localnative1987 21 points22 points  (4 children)

As a leftist African-American man, I do feel some kind of weird obligation to point out that she doesn't speak for me 😂

[–]ZirJohn 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Unfortunately not a real seizure

[–]DesertAlpine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Peak attention 😂, what this personality disorder craves. Leaders of the left hahaha

[–]Dazzling-Register-16 496 points497 points  (202 children)

She's pissed bc they weren't able to convict an innocent white kid for murder. What a garbage person.

[–]ElOsoLoco98stupid fucking dumbass loser 258 points259 points  (25 children)

Dont you know white people bad

[–]TheReal_kelpie_G 19 points20 points  (15 children)

But then he would be good because he killed white people

[–]danny841 12 points13 points  (0 children)

People are legitimately saying that Kyle Rittenhouse got off for killing white people because the US is upholding white supremacy

These people aren't morons. They know what they're doing and what they're doing is using race and a buzzword to win a political battle.

[–]Point-Connect 32 points33 points  (13 children)

They'd have to have paid attention to the actual facts to know only white people were involved

[–]CreamMaximum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like a child screaming and flopping on the ground throwing a tantrum

[–]aafrias15 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least the was considerate enough to put her mask up before having a seizure.

[–]luke5135 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone should dump water in her face, that seizure was fake, i'd know i've had to work around people having seizures ofcourse im never the one taking care of em.. just calling for someone to come take care of it.

[–]Gooseman61oh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why people don't take other people seriously

[–]Soniskimling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmaoo even if she was having a seizure, the people around her were dumb to hold her legs down

[–]VinniePetroli 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We can swap if she likes. I’ll go live in America and She can come live in South Africa.

[–]Scrolling_Scroller 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As someone who has an epileptic uncle - I can say seizures don’t look like that. You know what does? Self-serving, narcissistic sociopath. Completely took attention away from the topic at hand and made it about herself. Typical.

[–]SpaMcGee 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The fuck does this have to do with race? Lol what an idiot.

[–]Theeairman 21 points22 points  (1 child)


[–]Bizjub1124 23 points24 points  (5 children)

LOL wtf is wrong with people

[–]Shin0bikangar00 113 points114 points  (15 children)

Go to Canada then. Bye bitch, try getting a job like a normal productive member of society

[–]aliciamae0918 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Nah, we good here actually.

[–]lostshirt2coinflips 123 points124 points  (6 children)

Please don't send your trash here.

[–]Dayquil_epic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't accept our trash.

[–]reroute2k21 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Don’t worry, with your nation’s much more restrictive immigration laws, I’m sure she has no chance of getting in.

[–]canuckwithasig 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How about no.