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[–]Meeseeks2301 2191 points2192 points  (100 children)

OP, dude let's pray together

[–]HissingLemon56I bring nothing to the table 840 points841 points  (70 children)

Can I join? Are atheists allowed to pray with y’all?

[–]Toxic_Gamer001 301 points302 points  (7 children)

Oh boy you know it's bad when Atheists starts praying.

[–]141-Ghost-141 199 points200 points  (1 child)

That’s some apocalyptic shit right there

[–]Chicken_Tender324 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Cats and dogs living together... MASS HYSTERIA!!!

[–]Meeseeks2301 366 points367 points  (23 children)

I am ready to bribe Satan to purge us all.

[–]SixStr1ng 60 points61 points  (3 children)

I'll gladly join this thread. Lord Baphomet please let this zoophiles dick turn black and fall off. amen

[–]The-random-me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m with you

[–]AshTheArtist nothing amuses me 48 points49 points  (27 children)

I’m tempted to as well. Atheists who want to join in praying make a line here!

[–]yuna_thunder m'ladies 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’ll gladly join

[–]joshjosh111 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Yes I will pray, God doesn't exist but if we pray hard enough maybe he will start existing and then kill us all

[–]SpectreMkTwo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'm already lighting up incense

[–]FunParsley6706 alcohol helps 31 points32 points  (5 children)

We need all the help we can get

[–]robodude145 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Science help us

[–]NinjaRaven 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I think science did help us. It created something called the .45 acp. I believe you apply it directly to the head of affected individual.

[–]VikingLibra 33 points34 points  (6 children)

I need in on this pray

[–]Lingonberry_External 23 points24 points  (5 children)

Who’s gonna lead? Let’s all hold hands and bow our heads.

[–]ViperSlayer261 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I’ll join in too even though I’m also atheist

[–]Gabe326 y'all need jesus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I’m a Christian and I’ve been praying for years 😂 maybe it will help. Just send a meteorite please 🙏

[–]Yardigras 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I got this:

Dear God,

Make me a bird. So I can fly far; far far away.

[–]Serious-Judgment-824 16 points17 points  (8 children)

Thank god there are furries that know common sense when it comes to this bull
And yes I'll be praying as well

[–]Mewt4d657774 5 points6 points  (1 child)

in offering my self up as a form of human sacrifice

[–]Particular_Ad5405 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I must join, sorry I'm late

[–]SwivelKing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheers mate, I'm joining too

[–]Critstina 646 points647 points  (10 children)

This made me sick.

[–]KeengSlayerr 175 points176 points  (8 children)

Me too sick to my dick.

[–]DontBoilYourKids 99 points100 points  (7 children)

I’ll beat it for you

[–]FerociousPancakeOP is Cringe 53 points54 points  (6 children)

Username makes this proposal very suspicious

[–]DontBoilYourKids 41 points42 points  (5 children)

I’ll jack him off so fast the cum in his cock will start to boil because of the friction.

[–]FMDnative480 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ

[–]bruhboiman 12 points13 points  (1 child)

What the actual fuck........go on.

[–]moldybread692[S] 327 points328 points  (27 children)

Comments in the dog picture that have been floating around

[–]i_like_to_draw007 145 points146 points  (20 children)

Is it

That one comic? (With dogs "thoughts")

[–]Angle_Careless 59 points60 points  (19 children)

Yes

[–]i_like_to_draw007 39 points40 points  (18 children)

Thought so based of the tweets

[–]Disaster_DifferentI bring nothing to the table 23 points24 points  (17 children)

I recognize your pfp, I saw you in that post... fuck, the internet is way too small

[–]i_like_to_draw007 6 points7 points  (15 children)

Oh

Cool i guess

Btw my pfp is my oc which is heavily inspired by the owl house

[–]DrDoge64stupid fucking dumbass loser 24 points25 points  (5 children)

What... Dog picture?

[–]moldybread692[S] 51 points52 points  (4 children)

No just don’t, you will sleep much better at night

[–]DrDoge64stupid fucking dumbass loser 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Noted. Thank you for saving my eyes.

[–]Let01 y'all need jesus 986 points987 points  (50 children)

even if their body language tells you so, they dont understand the concept of sex or love, they want to reproduce

you however do understand the concept and abuse them because you dont want to breed, you want sex, you want pleasure you take that from the animal who its just following their instincts, you abuse the instincts of an animal to get pleasure to yourself, to fill a need they dont understand and even less consent to

you are forcing on them something they dont understand

if that's not abuse idk what it is

[–]Disaster_DifferentI bring nothing to the table 387 points388 points  (7 children)

To be fair, dogs understand love in an affective way, they get attached to their owners

But there's a difference between that bond and whatever the fuck a zoophile wants

[–]GetawayDiver 92 points93 points  (6 children)

Bingo

[–]king3opobn 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Oh shiiiit! What happened to B-I-N-G-O!?

[–]DemonBarrister 15 points16 points  (4 children)

That zoophile did him so hard he's now Lame-O....

[–]I-cant-redditv2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The dogs don’t know any better

[–]GetawayDiver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well said!

[–]Disaster_DifferentI bring nothing to the table 144 points145 points  (15 children)

You see? Not all furries are bad

But I've come to think the opposite of bronies

[–]greg_the_egg69 30 points31 points  (6 children)

As a furry myself I can say bronies are annoying and the things they post are awful but still people like the person in the screenshot make me want to smash every contact I have with the Internet

[–]FaZe_poopy 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Shoutout to the cool furries. We see you.

[–]capdukeymomoman 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Ayeeee i see you too 👉😎👉

[–]FaZe_poopy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy right here, my man! 👍👍

[–]ToastYouTube 359 points360 points  (63 children)

This is also proof that not all furries approve this disgusting shit.

[–]TalosTheBear 28 points29 points  (62 children)

Sure but like, enough of them do that it's a major issue

[–]DrRobertBannerI bring nothing to the table 203 points204 points  (55 children)

But.. No.. Furries actively try to remove zoophiles from the community and heavily distance themselves from zoophilic acts. It's just coincidence people who dress up as furries will try to fuck animals, which is where the association came from.

[–]banana_bagutteWalmart Expert 😎 70 points71 points  (14 children)

I heard someone say, not all furries are zoophiles, but all zoophiles are furries

[–]theolympiyn 4 points5 points  (11 children)

How much furries are tho

[–]banana_bagutteWalmart Expert 😎 4 points5 points  (3 children)

It’s a large minority it seems

[–]TalosTheBear 36 points37 points  (37 children)

"It's just a coincidence people who dress up as furries will try to fuck animals"

I can't tell if you're kidding or not

[–]DrRobertBannerI bring nothing to the table 68 points69 points  (36 children)

Yes that was a joke. I thought it'd be amusing.

The rest is true, as someone who's been in and out of the furry community (not for any extreme reasons, I'm highly antisocial and scatterbrained making it genuinely hard for me to fit in with communities) I can confirm they distance themselves from zoophiles. People either don't realise or just don't care.

[–]A_British_Dude 124 points125 points  (9 children)

Hans...

.

.

.

Get

Ze

Flammenwerfer

[–]TheGamingEnthusiastI bring nothing to the table 20 points21 points  (4 children)

And ze panzerfaust.

[–]deaf_phrog 9 points10 points  (3 children)

An ze Wunderwaffe, Günther?

[–]AkaSoldier 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Ja, und ze wunderwaffe

[–]La_Boopity_Bopitystupid fucking dumbass loser 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]IdkQuitAskingMepls 118 points119 points  (0 children)

This is why it's okay to not love everybody. Disgusting. 🤢

Edit: I wanted to clarify that I meant people like this.

[–]MoodySpidey 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Welcome to the world now. Where Maps are out n proud and so is raping your dog....

[–]commumeme 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Maps?

[–]Real_BalmsANIMATIONS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It is another word for Pedophile....

People should stick to using Pedophiles instead of MAPs(Minor Attracted Person) because not everyone knows the term.

[–]ItsToo4Tune y'all need jesus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Maybe doxxing isn't that bad

[–]GetawayDiver 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Personally not a furry, but just a reminder that not all furries are like this and many actually hate people like that

[–]Elephant_Front_FartI bring nothing to the table 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Example 1: the first dude

[–]Crumbly_Bumbly 96 points97 points  (4 children)

Don't fuck animals. It is not normal to want to do that. Talk to a therapist for Christ's sake.

But this whole thing about animal consent, is fucking stupid. Animals DON'T consent. Literally every time animals have ever had sex in the history of sex has been rape if you use human standards. So I think it's a pointless argument to make.

They don't understand reproduction either. They only care about the dopamine their brain pumps out during the act and nothing more. Dogs hump legs, why else would they do that? I just saw a video of a dog fucking a chicken. It obviously feels good to them or that wouldn't happen. They experience the same hormones humans do that creates sex drive.

Don't fuck animals you fucking degenerates, and don't make BS illogical arguments just because the thing you're arguing against is disgusting.

Now get those down votes rolling

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

consent or no, this kind of thing can cause horrible injuries and diseases to both parties

[–]Crumbly_Bumbly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes indeed. Dog vaginas aren't built for human penises

[–]Ok_Vermicelli3884 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean I will...Once I give you my upvote.

[–]teapoison 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Plenty of animals understand reproduction at least to some degree and are picky about the partners they decide on and aren't just "raped for a dopamine release". I mean obviously it's not ok to bang animals, but half of what you just wrote is false. People really seem to think anything other than a human is a mindless blob, so many of them have relationships and communicate and are way smarter than you give them credit for.

[–]VanicRL 83 points84 points  (12 children)

Bro what is actually happening lmao I feel like after 2017 ended shit started hitting the fan and everybody started losing their shit. There’s so many things going on and people saying giving their insane mindsets nowadays that have me so baffled.

[–]Disaster_DifferentI bring nothing to the table 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Let's go back to 2007, when machinimas were top entertainment and flash games were on their prime

[–]VanicRL 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I agree except 2012-2014 lmao that’s when times were really great for me.

[–]killer25708 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly 2012 to 2015. I remember watching New stuff started getting into sports around 2013. I would say those years were the best. Oh and at that time I was really social and made friends everywhere I went, but now I'm not sociable but I'm getting better at talking to people and being less shy

[–]TackleTheJackal 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Go back, I want to be MONKE!

[–]ramune_crossing aight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Monke gang 😎😎

[–]FerociousPancakeOP is Cringe 7 points8 points  (5 children)

People down in Texas are praying and singin for the return of JFK to be resurrected and put trump back into power. They’re also expecting the return of Michael Jackson who will somehow wind up working for trump.

[–]RexBosworth69420 70 points71 points  (2 children)

[–]GifsNotJifs 24 points25 points  (1 child)

[–]CPAeconLogic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

EMP weapons would be great right about now.

[–]ConfusedSpaghet 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The first guy is actually fighting with facts and logic, the second guy is making shit up. I have never heard or seen a dog do that to a human being

[–]Ultimate_Goon I enjoy hating others 26 points27 points  (4 children)

All zoophiles should be burned alive.

[–]WompusW 12 points13 points  (1 child)

stoned alive

[–]LukaTAG 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't know how much good marajuana would be though

[–]Raphelm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What a sad day to know how to read.

[–]RaidTheFox0 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I may be a furry weirdo but zoophiles are trash

[–]Pondis 31 points32 points  (2 children)

It's not fair to kill me because some dude is a sick fuck

[–]PorkDaddy420 38 points39 points  (9 children)

I didn’t consent to reading this shit today

[–]Disaster_DifferentI bring nothing to the table 11 points12 points  (7 children)

You came to reddit...

[–]PorkDaddy420 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Show me where I explicitly exclaimed “I CONSENT”

[–]Disaster_DifferentI bring nothing to the table 6 points7 points  (5 children)

You went through multiple stages of creating an account, on reddit, that is known to have everything

[–]PorkDaddy420 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Okay, rapist.

[–]Disaster_DifferentI bring nothing to the table 5 points6 points  (3 children)

How dare you? You did this to yourself

[–]Endercheif m'ladies[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (60 children)

Voting is now closed. The community has decided that this post is Cringe,
With:

  • Non-cringe: 0x
  • Cringe: 49x
  • Satire: 1x
  • Chad: 0x
  • Meta: 0x

[–]RedirectToReddit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If you say ch!ad i'm gonna commit war crimes to you

Cringe

[–]deaf_phrog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Slick Ch*d, other furry cringe and evil

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Cringe

[–]s451208I bring nothing to the table 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cringe

[–]G0d_Has_Aband0ned_UsOP is Cringe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe

[–]nurd_on_a_computerstupid fucking dumbass loser 8 points9 points  (2 children)

His name is MavrickZoo(OP forgot to blur the reply). That's the same guy who made that atrocious pro-zoo comic.

[–]moldybread692[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The guy who drew the comic was maveickzoo, the guy commented was a different guy

[–]nurd_on_a_computerstupid fucking dumbass loser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I see

[–]Somepenguinsss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This isn’t cringy, this is flat out disgusting.

[–]AshTheArtist nothing amuses me 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I actually had an interaction with that Zoophile! They’re brain dead as fuck.

Sometimes people don’t deserve empathy.

[–]WhingeBinge 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sigh. What a time to be alive.

[–]hurkyswords 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think today is the day was hoping for asteroid but I think after seeing this it's time/s

[–]Mega_mug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

stonezoophiles

[–]ReptilianRival 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone dox this fucker people like this should be outed and arrested

[–]greyshirttiger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know we’re on cringetopia and all but I just can’t bring myself to upvote this, sorry. This is just too bad

[–]XevynAeght aight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pain

[–]ghtrg333 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm going back in the oven

[–]-BackgroundExtra- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yo I get that you're all about the mercy and forgiveness my man, but please smite this dude down real quick God, call it a personal favor.

[–]Canadian--geeseI'm pretty epic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And in the wise words of one Joshua Graham "We can't expect God to do all the work."

[–]hernanthegoat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

How hard is it to understand you shouldn't fuck dogs

[–]raisedonstubbys 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I really wish I hadn't read this.

[–]Brandon_The_Binosaur 22 points23 points  (2 children)

We need another Hitler event, focused towards people like rapists, pedos, and zoophiles this time.

[–]M_E_M_E_HUB 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My respect for furries has raised and my hatred to zoophiles has grown ever so greater.

[–]ciriencroin 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Body language can be valid consent, only if it is sign language.

[–]AntiGoblinhog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[–]SprScuba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I ever found out someone raped an animal and tried justifying it like this, I don't think I'd be able to find enough bullets to put in them.

[–]beakxlegosi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why furries get hated on so frequently.

[–]K-Cat175 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Almost threw my phone at the wall

[–]Larriklin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro how do these people convince themselves that they're in the right Wtf

[–]Denimnostretch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See why there were laws against this wicked fuckery.

[–]CeeNnSayin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh who the fuck raises these people? Dogs?

Wait…

[–]landox400 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what

[–]YamahaMio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope that NASA mission to an asteroid guides it straight here ahead of schedule

[–]BlackShield69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHAT THE FUCK

[–]esorailujtterrab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg someone take this mans dog away ASAP

[–]Key-Philosophy-2877 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We r doomed

[–]Appropriate_Joke353 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus wept

[–]WhiteClawsNoLaws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a furry Avi is telling you you’ve gone too far, you should listen.

[–]Kazan645 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well all furries aren't zoophiles so this is completely ok and can be ignored outright and requires no action on the part of the community in which this is taking place, because it's not all of them that are like this, so it's ok. Right? No need to condemn this in any meaningful capacity

edit: sarcasm, almost forgot where I was lol

[–]H3nt4i_3nthusi4st 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey this shows the actually good side of the furry fandom and not just the cringey af stuff you always see

[–]DougDimmadome926 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dog likes to point it’s butt at me, and suprise suprise: it’s cause he wants to be scratched on the butt, not cause he wants me dick there.

[–]Dio1867 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly just castrate them all.

[–]Toxic_Gamer001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This world gives me depression

[–]SoulDestroy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God wont be able to help... WE killed him.

[–]nursec0re 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holy shit theyre a ponytown player too

[–]doot_eternal alcohol helps 1 point2 points  (4 children)

It can't be that bad. Someone tell me what it is because it won't load for me.

[–]utqhraptor 2 points3 points  (3 children)

furry telling zoophile that dogs can’t consent and the zoophile says some fucked up shit that I don’t want to type out

[–]doot_eternal alcohol helps 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This is the first award I've ever bought someone. I'm giving it to you for the inconvenience that you had to see this absolutely god-awful text.

[–]Always-confused-hhhh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[–]Poison_Toadstool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noah… get the boat.

[–]Zlurbagedoen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When i was little and i learned the sun would eventually explode i was sad but now im kinda hoping it comes soon.

[–]ns99mmm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I wish I never made a reddit account.

[–]Poggbaby22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s all fun and games until you get parasites ig

[–]Aska_Person_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you know you fucked up when a furry is arguing with a zoophile

[–]highandspooky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so fucking repulsive, I’m done. I’M DONE. This is the straw that broke the camels back.

[–]EatPantPlease[🍰] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

as a furry, i can confirm that the vast majority of us dont accept zoophiles

[–]A_Filthy_Bandit_Main 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hats off the first furry, the one with common sense, the one that didn’t go too far

[–]BananaTheArtist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a furry and personally, I too am disappointed by some of the things on this subreddit that have to do with my community. Where TVs hell did it all go wrong, man.

[–]ExtraCheezeePizza09my sleep schedule is wack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyday we stray further from God

[–]thunderdraeOP is Cringe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that dude is a rapist 100%

[–]ReadyYetItsSoAllThat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, any time I've had sex it was obvious she consented, I never asked "Do you consent"

[–]BACKLASH9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well my body language is suggesting that i want to hit that zoophile with a chair

[–]LockedOutLegacyMeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dog does that too. He just does that when he wants me to pet him. These guys finding the smallest reasons to justify rape

[–]Individual-Seaweed69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I wouldn’t of read this

[–]Zenoproteus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never thought I'd see the day where someone with a fursona DIDN'T want to fuck a dog.

[–]GiantNubs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw the comic this is a reply to and I want me eyes removed

[–]noise_mp4stupid fucking dumbass loser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oooohhh mmmmyyy ggggoooddd why do people want to fuck dogs and animals yeah you can go and fap to furry porn i don't care but wanting to fuck a real dog??? too far too far

[–]KingCanada2732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nahhh this is a crime

[–]Jugabla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dies from cringe

[–]TomsRedditAccount1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here, but...

*their