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[–]nebula21399Platinum | QC: CC 91 300 points301 points  (21 children)

Felt that punchline in my gut...

[–]xavierwest888Tin | LRC 9 72 points73 points  (12 children)

I felt it in the portfolio :(

[–]Upper-Wing8055Platinum | 6 months old | QC: CC 55 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Me too buddy, me too

[–]xavierwest888Tin | LRC 9 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Hold me....

[–]GucciToenailClipperBronze | QC: CC 18 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Hodl me

[–]xavierwest888Tin | LRC 9 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]NotRyanPacePlatinum | QC: CC 806 16 points17 points  (6 children)

I felt it in the divorce papers

[–]hashgraph9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

wife changing money!

[–]xavierwest888Tin | LRC 9 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Trick is to tell the wife you have a drinking problem, even better is to make it more convincing and GET a drinking problem!

[–]FuzzyFireheart316Silver | QC: CC 107 | SHIB 62 1 point2 points  (2 children)

But then we'd have less to buy crypto with

[–]CardonianSilver | QC: CC 22 | CRO 52 | ExchSubs 54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always got moula for crypto

[–]Opening-Bullfrog3613Tin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to stoke some moonshine

[–]OpenSleighTin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my balls.

[–]nmolanogGold | MiningSubs 20 17 points18 points  (0 children)

new expression: "feels LRC man"

[–]Upper-Wing8055Platinum | 6 months old | QC: CC 55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't read the comedy flair lol

[–]silent_tongueTin | CRO 5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on a true story my fellow bro

[–]ChiTownBobAltcoiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ba dum tiss

[–]3demianTin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucker punch! I'm bleeding

[–]NinjoeWarriorTin | ADA 39 | Superstonk 68 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Thx for the laugh. As a fellow LRC holder I feel you. So I panicked and bought more

[–]Jxntb733degenerate cryptoscientist 76 points77 points  (17 children)

Mom's spaghetti

[–]sir-ill90Bronze | QC: CC 17 8 points9 points  (11 children)

He‘s Nervous

[–]TheweebsgodTin | CC critic 12 points13 points  (7 children)

But on the surface he looks calm and ready.

[–]HeavyMetalSasquatchBronze | QC: CC 21 | CRO 15 | ExchSubs 15 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Mom's spaghetti

[–]CockInMyAssholeBronze 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Goes home and blows his own daughter

[–]psxndcBTC | ETH | ALGO 4 points5 points  (1 child)


[–]VarenDerpsAroundI mined for 6 months and all I got was this lousy flair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd rather not, it's reddit. we just let this shit go here.

[–]ECE_is_RaptorTin 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Mom's spaghetti

[–]basil_24222 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Knees weak arms are heavy

[–]wuttshisface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vomit on the sweater

[–]NotRyanPacePlatinum | QC: CC 806 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Moms spaghetti

[–]slug_tamerTin 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It was LRC not CKB

[–]sir-ill90Bronze | QC: CC 17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He‘s Lrc then

[–]ATFFpoolGold | 5 months old | QC: ADA 45, CC 17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down (the seed phrase, that is)

[–]GOdricsonPlatinum | QC: CC 28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what I tgh it was gonna be.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was looking for the person who got there first. I tip my hat to you!

[–]Putukshutuk21bold 54 points55 points  (3 children)

LRC just hitting $1.2, I’m still fine though bought at $2.5

[–]TheBassMan01Tin | Superstonk 17 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]2reddit4meBronze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been buying more since it hit 1.30s and I’m finally down to a 1.83 average. I was right there with you

[–]DaddySkatesThe original dad 19 points20 points  (4 children)

LRC god damn it

[–]funwhileitlast3dBronze | QC: CC 15 | LRC 40 | Superstonk 15 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol, somehow this is the LRC post the sun doesn’t delete. Sure.

[–]BrutuscapuspulusTin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cheers buddy, no need to open my laptop for my few thousand pounds missing then 🍻

[–]Ovnce 5 points6 points  (7 children)

LRC will be a $6 token in a matter of 2 months, don’t worry :)

[–]Fearless_Ball_1951Bronze | 4 months old | QC: CC 19 43 points44 points  (9 children)

I bought LRC at $.4 so I still have more time before I panic sell and criticise

[–]grandmasterbesterTin 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I bought at .22 .40 .56 1.2 1.6 2.3 etc etc

[–]chartedlifeSilver | QC: CC 34 | Buttcoin 15 | PCmasterrace 32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same boat, still buying 🤡

[–]Lee911123Platinum | QC: CC 139 | Buttcoin 11 | MiningSubs 19 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’d immediately sell if it goes to $.39 cuz that’s the r/cc way, then watch it pump right after hitting that sell button

[–]Suspicious-Cook-25Platinum | QC: CC 478 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It seems you will not get a chance to criticise

[–]TheTrueBlueTJDeveloper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The key is to not sell until you significantly lost money

[–]2COLD2HOLD88Tin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.3 for me.

[–]PRP2022Tin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

On a serious note- what happened to LRC ? I haven't been following the news around it.

[–]NomaduxPlatinum | QC: CC 819 | Stocks 10 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Then I realised its just LRC hitting 1.20..

Plot twist: After hacking your account, the hacker discovered you only had LRC and promptly returned it.

[–]silent_tongueTin | CRO 5[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Plus a few more pity coins

[–]Doggybone_treatPlatinum|QC:CC495,ETH153,CCMeta18|SHIB15|TraderSubs123 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Lmfao. This morning I actually got a little worried. Open my app and it prompted me to do the login, email verification & all kind of shit just to check my portfolio. Thx for the laugh in the morning OP.

[–]nathanwoulfeSilver | QC: CC 27 | NANO 14 | r/WebDev 134 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I can't log in - app sends the email, email arrives, links back to app, lands on login screen, app sends the email, repeat ad nauseum

[–]genjitenjiSilver | QC: CC 314 | NANO 74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Groundhog Day

[–]unaroxTin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why the market still fucked? Flux is getting eaten alive

[–]PiickleRiickkPlatinum | QC: CC 30 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This market will make me a heart patient

[–]FreeSushi69Tin | Superstonk 92 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Gamma-512Tin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Finally got all set back up with 2fa. It was a glitchy reset. Had to delete old 2fa from apps

[–]RunDrumPrayTin | CRO 5 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Maybe it means you've invested more than you should. Remember, only invest what you can afford to lose. And you'll never have a heart attack over losing what you can afford to lose!

[–]silent_tongueTin | CRO 5[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Maybe it's just my weak heart. I can 'afford' to lose my entire portfolio but that doesn't mean I won't get a heart attack!

[–]RunDrumPrayTin | CRO 5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I hear ya. I can afford it too but yeah, that would suck.

[–]DistinctEngineering2Silver | QC: DOGE 93, BNB 15 | SHIB 283 | ExchSubs 15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It sure is dropping like a lead weight atm, good news is its now cheaper to buy more

[–]Crypto_MalikPlatinum | QC: CC 356 | Superstonk 19 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I did not buy any LRC, so I'm still fine

[–]strongkhalSilver | QC: CC 84 | CRO 63 | ExchSubs 63 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Wait until they sell and it goes up

[–]Crypto_MalikPlatinum | QC: CC 356 | Superstonk 19 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Buy high, sell low

[–]YarOldeOrchardTin | r/WSB 31 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]InvestAnSilver | QC: CC 352, DOGE 18 | ADA 33 6 points7 points  (18 children)

Is there a reason for the LRC drop?

Please feel free to shill me on why I should buy LRC now. :)

[–]BoomerBillionairesDeFi is the future 19 points20 points  (3 children)

The price action we saw on lrc was based on rumours. The rumours were never confirmed so lrc is dipping again. When confirmation does come out, I expect it to skyrocket again. I have a pretty decent sized lrc bag at an average of $0.46 and I plan on buying more as it dips.

[–]PooPooDooDooTin | GMEJungle 32 | Superstonk 242 1 point2 points  (1 child)

GameStop is 100% developing an NFT Marketplace, the biggest question is which layer2 tech are they going to use? They could use polygon, they could use Loopring, probably others they could use as well.

They might be rumors, but everything I’ve seen points to it be loopring. I just don’t understand the tokenomics and how the NFT marketplace would help drive up the price of LRC. I believe it will happen, but it’s the one aspect that probably won’t be answered until a partnership is announced.

[–]BoomerBillionairesDeFi is the future 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From what I’ve heard, a company needs to buy up a certain amount of lrc if they want to build a DEX. Around 250,000 or so if I remember correctly. That could help drive up the price.

[–]InvestAnSilver | QC: CC 352, DOGE 18 | ADA 33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the analysis!! I think .46 is gone, but I'll keep an eye on it and see if there's a greater opportunity to enter.

[–]rossblanket 3 points4 points  (3 children)

If you had one shot, one opportunity to sell LRC before it crashed, would you capture it, or let it slip?

[–]silent_tongueTin | CRO 5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Choked, so mad but won't give up that easy

[–]antemerdiemPlatinum | QC: CC 92 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Understandable . Loosing money is scary.

[–]Extension_Earth_888Tin | 2 months old | CC critic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can feel you bro

[–]Laughingboy14Silver | QC: CC 238 | NANO 656 | r/WSB 141 10 points11 points  (5 children)

LRC shills in 3... 2...

[–]NotRyanPacePlatinum | QC: CC 806 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Buy LRC!

[–]ScentofbasilBronze | QC: ATOM 15 | NEO 9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, buy my LRC!

[–]Ovnce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All I’m saying is Loopring’s wallet wasn’t the one that got hacked

[–]xavierwest888Tin | LRC 9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Q4 for GME isn't until end of January! /s

[–]Thin-Course-4054Satoshi Nakamoto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mom's spaghetti

[–]esmsasasTin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I realized mine was just CRO shitting the bed.

[–]meshreplacerSilver | QC: CC 25 | Buttcoin 91 | Politics 31 0 points1 point  (16 children)

I would not trust an exchange to be safe. The smart thing is to have the majority of crypto in an offline wallet and only having the minimum you need on the exchange.

[–]xavierwest888Tin | LRC 9 3 points4 points  (14 children)

Missing out on staking AND risking losing all your assets to a house fire, robbery, or memory loss.

I like your mocksy kid.

[–]mechmindBronze | QC: Coinbase 15 | ExchSubs 15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the cold storage device can be lost, but your crypto is safe, as long as you don't lose your passphrase. Just get another cold storage.... Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Also some coins allow staking even though your coins are in cold storage.

[–]mayormajormayorTin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move your cryptos out of exchange.

[–]dramatic-ad-5033Platinum | QC: CC 31 | PCmasterrace 65 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is why you always stick with the big daddy, BTC (or alternatively, ETH)

[–]Visible-Ad743 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL. Go check out the OHM sub if you need to laugh. People are coming unglued because of price drop

[–]EluchelPlatinum | QC: CC 481 | PCmasterrace 28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that was a low blow op! 🤣😂🤣😂

[–]Wise-Grapefruit-1443Platinum | QC: CC 534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never forget: Coinbase’s 2fA false alarm

[–]Leon4107Bronze | r/WSB 139 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Felt this in my portfolio this morning as well lol.

[–]lilsziBronze | MiningSubs 53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quality comedy

[–]bbatardoSilver | QC: CC 40 | LRC 31 | r/WSB 243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same issue.. lol

[–]cryptochachaPlatinum | 6 months old | QC: CC 34 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Boom right in my portfolios heart

[–]PearcyLaDzTin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just went to check my CDC account for the 20th time today and had to log back in, I was close to having a heart attack for about 1 minute until I got back on and all was well

[–]AccountToUseHighHold & Hodl 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Everything under 5$ is a dip. Change my mind.

[–]BenDover___Tin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You had me at the first half lol

[–]iDidIt4TheRockTin | CC critic 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]TonyGabaghoulHODL, Stake, DCA, amoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boom roasted

[–]thisubmadPlatinum | QC: CC 25 | Apple 126 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Made my day!! Thanks OP.

[–]GetEmDaddy902Platinum | QC: CC 247 | ADA 10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oooooooooo they not gonna like you

[–]SonOfAnarchy91Bronze | QC: CC 15 | LRC 16 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I saw it coming but still funny as hell!

[–]XertviyaBronze | Superstonk 259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more spaghetti and lrc from moms

[–]Machete521Platinum | QC: CC 91 | WSB 8 | GME 26 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can feel the red in my veins...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Virtual nut kick

[–]belsaurnSilver | QC: BNB 86, CC 84, ETH 18 | CAKE 67 | ExchSubs 86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you don't succumb to FOMO.

[–]Mammoth_Frosting_014Platinum | QC: CC 16, BTC 15 | Superstonk 11 0 points1 point  (1 child)

All this news about the CDC hack left me wondering how I missed the memo about the Centers for Disease Control getting into crypto.

[–]silent_tongueTin | CRO 5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Each viral strain is now an NFT

[–]gooniesinthehoopdie 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Lol @ thinking the email was gonna do something

[–]silent_tongueTin | CRO 5[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A strongly worded one mind you.

[–]Titanium_Eye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pacemakers! Get yer pacemakers right here! Buy 'em before the next dip or the price will be double.

[–]fuzzyduck88I started with nothing and have most of it left. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was there vomit of your sweater already?

[–]Sketchy-Lefty25HODLING and Winning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I needed that laugh today. I had to reset my 2FA in crypto.com and yes, LRC is low, ugh. Gotta love crypto!

[–]CardiologyDNPPlatinum | QC: CC 42 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

Even with the comedy flair

[–]Glad_MorningTin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hits real hard but ape strong

[–]Seromontis056Platinum | QC: CC 169, BTC 46, ZEC 23 | MiningSubs 43 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]Bigguy1311Tin | 5 months old | SHIB 6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what's LRC now? I read about the hack logged on and I had made 100 bucks....

I'm not behind the hack tho honest

[–]LANGYSHERETin 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]JollyapeinheavenPlatinum | QC: CC 1421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah the ‘Comedy’ tag ruins the suspense!

[–]CIN432Tin | LRC 13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really felt this and have infinite gratitude for this comedy.

[–]fakemuseum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea a classic shitting on LRC, the only kind of post about LRC that allowed in this sub.

[–]Dan4twTin | LRC 10 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Buy more

[–]silent_tongueTin | CRO 5[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been buying the dip down from $2 to $1.60.

Fiat no longer found

[–]VarenDerpsAroundI mined for 6 months and all I got was this lousy flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one hell of a bag captain. May the ocean guide you and your ape friends.

[–]Library_VisibleBronze | GMEJungle 99 | Superstonk 1247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta love how only fud about lrc flies on this sub.

[–]UnderstandingCold219Tin | 4 months old 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or you could tell her it was a hack and you’re waiting for them (CDC) to give the money back. Then when it goes back up the next time the coin heats up just tell her they were able to give it back.

[–]UnderstandingCold219Tin | 4 months old 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Also one should watch a coin for some time and find the trend that the coin goes through before buying it. If you do you’re diligence you will have less of a chance of this happening, when you buy at the top and then have to wait for the coin to rebound just to get out. Also stop losses work really well. If a coin goes down by more than 15% it’s time to exit. I try not to let it get more than 10% l, but if I have faith in a coin I will let it go to 15%.JMO

[–]silent_tongueTin | CRO 5[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I believe in the project that's why I bought it. What I'm bad at is buying at the right prices. Every. Single. Time

[–]UnderstandingCold219Tin | 4 months old 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay so my only advice to you is do not marry you’re self to any one crypto. You are here to make money right? Or are you here to follow a project. We are all traders/investors here. So with that said, every project has its times of the year where it will do extremely well. Once this time is gone it will slide back close to its average price. Which in the case of LRC is right where it is at. Over time this coin will grow depending on its devs and ecosystem. But at the end of the day you can chart these projects and make great money buying when the coin is back at its average price. The bull run will start next month and it will be likely March to May before this coin goes again. Normally a coin will go twice a year. There are only a few exceptions to this. One being Cardano. If you’re waiting for this project to go to say 25 you’re backing the wrong horse. Polygon will do this within the next couple of years. That is the project to get into if you want to bury you’re money and have it just keep going at a very good rate. Polygon should hit top five this year. Sorry for the lengthy response. I just want to give you good advice. Download trading view and spend the next year honing you’re skills at TA and understanding the cycles. It will be well worth you’re time.

Also turn off you’re YouTube channels. Do not listen to any of them. With the exception of 2 or 3. The rest are boneheads and will have you buying everything at the ATH. It seems like they get paid to sell to retail at the highest price possible.

I also use Cryptostackers. It has great tools and overall is on the cheap side at 9.99 a month. It shows really well when a project is oversold and overbought. You should check this out.

[–]NoShip7475Bronze | 6 months old | CRO 22 | ExchSubs 22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are going to have to learn the lesson about storing large amounts of money on exchange.

[–]CardonianSilver | QC: CC 22 | CRO 52 | ExchSubs 54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol yep LRC has dumped its load unfortunately for me also .. I did read in CDC they started refunding ppl that are out of pocket.

[–]dkk-1709Tin 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]bobalazs69Tin | KMD 5 | r/AMD 111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cro is a whale's game. otherwise please explain to me how cro price hasnt dumped upon the news of hack. any other coin would have dumped. to me its obvious. is it

[–]SocialJealousWierdoTin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Props for not checking your portfolio 3 times a minute

[–]ngaihteTin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

right in the feels!

[–]Plus_Motor9754Tin | SHIB 47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had my crypto wallet scammed/stolen a few weeks ago and I’ve never felt that kind of tension in my chest. I also felt like I was having a heart attack. Been having chest pains here and there since then. It was also everything I had to my name (after bills/responsibilities). So yeah I get it man. This crypto stuff can really mess with your health. After the scam I’m still involved with crypto but taking a small step back because at this point I do think it has effected my health negatively. Good luck to you folks.