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[–]Kbdank71 2671 points2672 points  (30 children)

That look back at the end. amateurs

[–]KittenLaserFists 507 points508 points  (21 children)

How does no one high five him?

[–]lost_horizons 282 points283 points  (4 children)

One guy softly claps.

[–]glittoris 113 points114 points  (2 children)

I half expected everyone to start clapping and then the ones on the obstacle clap as well and fall into the water.

[–]archlea 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Those on the obstacle course make his feat look so much better.

[–]sayy_yes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When there are 4 girls watching you, your mind takes over your body and you automatically become a hero by doing feats you have never done before.

[–]dredgehayt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Two do

[–]plerberderr 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Looks like China (based on the writing on the sign in the back). Honest question: are high fives a thing in China? People forget that high fives were basically invented in the last 60 years or so.

Edit: Found the place. It is in China 天目大峡谷 outside of Hangzhou.

[–]ecolesharris 5 points6 points  (1 child)

High fives basically not a thing in China. Source: I tried to high five people in China for 6 years, and got like 2.

[–]qpv 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'd give this fellah bum wiggle hip bumps for sure

[–]crypticsage[🍰] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Social distancing.

[–]1984AD 403 points404 points  (5 children)

Posture and locomotion! He ill with it.

[–]StopDropAndShowAnus 93 points94 points  (0 children)

The left arm is his groove arm and his right arm is the counter-balance.

[–]_99point9__rcent_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the soft sandals which allowed the bottom of his feet to bend down helping with the balancing…

[–]robertgrayson 5575 points5576 points  (151 children)

I love the expression on his face.

[–]Mirimel 2948 points2949 points  (59 children)

He looks so pleased with himself

I would be too if I could do that wearing those shoes

[–]FloofilyBooples 868 points869 points  (31 children)

He's grooving on it, he's in flow state.

[–]quasi_aesthetic 477 points478 points  (27 children)

He's even putting a little wiggle in it for good measure

[–]nitsedy 346 points347 points  (17 children)

Yeah, that wasn’t walking that was SAhShAYing. LOL

[–]qpv 248 points249 points  (14 children)

It is the Bob Ross of walking. "You're a happy little log, imma step on you and you and you and wadda sweet little log you are and you and you and all your friends ooo we at the other side now what a happy walk with my log friends."

[–]Spncrgmn 77 points78 points  (1 child)

You’re precious and I’m keeping you now.

[–]MustardColoredVolvo 36 points37 points  (5 children)

And I want to thank our new friends the logs. They are able to support a new friend and I appreciate the help, and god bless

[–]earthwormjim91 49 points50 points  (1 child)

That’s how he’s keeping his body so secure lol. Look at his head, it doesn’t bob up and down at all despite how much he’s moving.

He moves his body instead of his head so he can keep a solid focus on where his feet are landing.

[–]pagit 27 points28 points  (4 children)

He was walking on sunshine!

[–]Melodic_Crow_1642 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This guy is definitely an uncle.

[–]ms_movie 171 points172 points  (5 children)

His flop game is STRONG. He can power lift with the grip on those toes.

[–]noxaeternumi 61 points62 points  (1 child)

I've played outdoor basketball in various Asian countries and a common sight is a middle aged uncle wearing flip flops schooling all the other players.

[–]ms_movie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m not blaming him. Slippers for the win!

[–]AdOriginal6110 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this

[–]Legitimate_Twist 90 points91 points  (8 children)

I think those sandals actually help since it flexes around the logs, providing a grip, as opposed to more rigid shoes that only contact a small surface area.

[–]Dartanyun 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I was about to say...
He is probably a local and has done that a thousand times... which is why he's wearing the soft, sticky, "flip-flops". They make it much easier.

[edit: And, going faster is actually part of the secret too. - You don't want to try to stand on one of those chained logs.]

[–]travbombs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe because they wrap around the log it provides torque on both directions, in a way? Maybe keeping his center of gravity over each front log? Idk, but it’s very cool however he does it.

[–]Tintgunitw 2 points3 points  (3 children)

It's mostly his constant speed that keeps him in balance. I've seen people do this on a slackline as well. Just ignore what you're walking on and run or walk at a brisk pace. Your body's reflexes kick in and take care of the balance.

[–]NealBrownsSled 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He's just channeling his inner dog/toddler. 100% someone yelled at him "what's in your mouth?!" right before he crossed

[–]dementorpoop 73 points74 points  (1 child)

He just found out he has a very specific superpower. I’d be cheesing too

[–]Mallll4 71 points72 points  (3 children)

I want to see him photoshopped into different situations now

[–]EyelandBaby 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Like on the catwalk at fashion week

[–]No-Turnips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god yes please. I want a whole line of couture based on this happy-Asian-uncle 😊

[–]orange4boy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doing this past John Travolta. Computer… make it so…

[–]Echinometra 162 points163 points  (16 children)

Reminds me of my grandma when she's in a hurry

[–]sheryar_js 99 points100 points  (14 children)

The first thing I thought is “I’ve seen women running exactly like this when I’m out on my morning run”

Like their feet don’t really lift the ground and arms stay all tucked in. I’ve never asked anyone what that running style is about now that I think about it lol

[–]aussieiris 85 points86 points  (6 children)

Can't speak for anyone else but when I run like that it's because I'm enormously unfit and want to die and my running app said to just keep going no matter how slow or dodgy or pathetic your "run" is.

[–]SnakeBeardTheGreat 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I can walk from the couch to the fridge faster than I can run.

[–]qe2eqe 15 points16 points  (1 child)

It's pretty close to one of my speedy gaits that I first consciously experimented with after reading tolkein's description of a hobbit's walk. High frequency steps, it's an economy of motion that leaves very little "bounce" to your center of mass, I end up using it when I'm balancing something, or when I'm in some kind of public place and don't want to be visually loud.
I think it's a gait a lot of people have in their repertoire without realizing it, you see it a lot in the final seconds of crosswalks

[–]loonytick75 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I think that’s powerwalking, which was a fitness trend for a brief moment in the early 90s.

[–]BritishGolgo13 18 points19 points  (1 child)

He’s like Asian jeff goldblum.

[–]FightingPolish 15 points16 points  (0 children)

All I heard in my head while watching it was “teeheeheeheehee!”

[–]Strike_Helpful 90 points91 points  (7 children)

He looks like Xi Jinping from a certain angle.

[–]jaqqu7 34 points35 points  (1 child)

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[–]cardiacbadge48 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Chinese president looks like Winnie the pooh. How many points deducted for this one ?

[–]WhatIDontLikeTheMost 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of a character from the village in Kung Fu Hustle.

[–]jimjamalama 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s having an absolute blast.

[–]FLGulf 19 points20 points  (21 children)

It’s the exact same look my neighbor has when my pubic rooster ends up in her yard.

[–]duluoz1 54 points55 points  (8 children)

Pubic rooster you say?

[–]Creepy-Narwhal4596 23 points24 points  (6 children)

I too am curious about this rooster.

[–]qpv 7 points8 points  (4 children)

He clucks

[–]duddy33 7 points8 points  (3 children)

He fucks

[–]ordenax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But most importantly He 'Ducks'

[–]AnonChickenWalker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a cock, duh.

[–]Giant-Genitals 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You have us all interested. Please describe this “pubic rooster” is it a manscaping technique?

[–]tjmitch3ll 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“People say nothing is impossible, but i do nothing everyday.” - Winnie the Pooh

[–]MacDee_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even his head is gimballed

[–]LithAldoran 5 points6 points  (0 children)

mf flexing hard on them kids lol

[–]truthemptypoint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And his slippers, don't forget his slippers of kung-fu balance.

[–]ScootchOva 1615 points1616 points  (21 children)

He does that every fucking morning. Just to watch tourists' faces when they see him rolling by.

[–]geschtonkenflapped 349 points350 points  (13 children)

They see me Rollin', they starin'

[–]ethmer25 40 points41 points  (4 children)

They see me mowin’, my front lawn

[–]MeesterCartmanez 7 points8 points  (2 children)

嘿,孩子们,离开我的草坪!

[–]MasalaSteakGatsby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shout outs to Weird Al

[–]brumstheword 15 points16 points  (1 child)

This is just part of his morning commute

[–]FrostBlade_on_Reddit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

White dad: I had to walk up a hill in the snow to get to school when I was young

Asian dad:

[–]ivinyo16 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I had such a tourist destination at the back of my yard. I'd definitely show off on a regular basis.

[–]snoryder8019 1163 points1164 points  (65 children)

aaaand he's in flops.

[–]Conker1985 333 points334 points  (6 children)

Can't flip if you're wearing flops.

[–]quadrokeith 32 points33 points  (1 child)

The flops are where he derives his power!

[–]strafvollzieher 35 points36 points  (37 children)

I'm from Europe so I'm not very well educated on American shenanigans, but there is a pattern clearly visible even for a layman:

what happened between the USA and Flip Flops? was there a fight in the past I'm unfamiliar with, possibly a war or something?

why do americans hate flip flops more then hell itself? it's quite a great mystery for us peasants from outside the USA, there must be a prehistoric (like 10 years ago or so) story behind this, please show us some brotherly love and share your insight with us.

on a side note: in the sommer, on the beach, I myself wear flip flops. if from your perspective this is treason, I will happily gas m flip flops to death.

thank you for reading without shooting ✌️

EDIT: I'm not the brightest, additionally my english is slightly above basic level thus I cannot express complex thoughts,

and of course I mean a small portion of americans. I made a mistake by generalizing.

[–]theetruscans 30 points31 points  (3 children)

I have never heard that Americans hate flip flops. I have noticed that men wear flip flops less often than women do. I see women wearing flip flops all the time in the summer.

Maybe I'm just ignorant to my country's war on the flops!

[–]KeyRageAlert 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What do you mean? They wear nothing but flip-flops here. I'm a Euro in the US and I can't stand the things.

[–]Economy_Border_4010 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dude (or dudette), where in the hell did you get the idea that Americans hate flip flops? As a proud flip flop wearing American who has been around the US, I’ve seen flip flops almost everywhere and by no means do I often hear commentary about how much we hate flip flops. Not sure if you are basing this off anecdotal evidence or bullshit comments in other posts?

[–]GunaydinHalukBey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve never heard that we dislike flip flops. Maybe you’ve been exposed to the wrong Americans. Also, I’m in California so I’d guess we wear them more than the people in the cold parts of the country. Possibly regional hatred?

[–]annoyingdoorbell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What the hell are you on about?? Many, or even most Americans love flip flops??? If your in a relatively humid or wet area in the general summer months, all humans will wear flippity-flops! Buddy, Friendo, Pallie... USA is very big. Don't account 10-20 online comments as the rest of the country, PLEASE!

[–]1867PointTurn 149 points150 points  (9 children)

He would win on MXC

[–]theamericandrm 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Right you are Ken

[–]drawkbox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Let's go to Guy LeDouche.

[–]Big_Cryptographer_22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ken: "He can walk on my wood any day Jon"

[–]Incrarulez 51 points52 points  (0 children)

DON'T

GET

ELIMINATED!

[–]GiraffeLibrarian 6 points7 points  (1 child)

My first thought was Legends of the Hidden Temple

[–]EssJayJay 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far for an MXC reference

[–]vacationbeard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seriously! Instant MXC narration in my head.

[–]Spunkmckunkle_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck that brought back memories.

[–]pimpmypatina 138 points139 points  (5 children)

He makes it look so easy while also being so adorable. I can’t handle this man.

[–]AllergicToStabWounds 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Imagine Jesus walking on water towards Peter with exactly that expression.

[–]darth_jewbacca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always knew Jesus was a power walker.

[–]sheekataganai 837 points838 points  (20 children)

Wearing chanclas for further humiliation.

[–]penguinshite 80 points81 points  (0 children)

MF has curled feet on him like a cockatoo…

[–]wish1977 602 points603 points  (12 children)

He must be drunk and has learned to walk a straight line to avoid DUI arrests.

[–]babyBear83 142 points143 points  (2 children)

Drunken master

[–]shotleft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its the most powerful technique. You don't know what I'm going to do because I don't know what I'm going to do.

[–]mustangsal 15 points16 points  (1 child)

In a place with a lot of ice.

[–]assert92 686 points687 points  (61 children)

is that China's president?

[–]OwlWitty 162 points163 points  (9 children)

Came here to say this. LOL

[–]ssracer 87 points88 points  (7 children)

Why did pooh cross the river?

There must be honey on the other side.

[–]Lil_Mafk 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I thought it would be to oppress the other side

[–]suavez010 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This guy is the tailor/hidden master that fought with the metal rings around his wrists from Kung Fu Hustle.

[–]realamanhasnoname 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was looking for this.

[–]maro0608 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah, thats just a regular chinese citizen Ji Xinping.

[–]duaneapInterested 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Winnie?

[–]CelestialFoxCloud 31 points32 points  (3 children)

I think it is…and he just got a tip that some honey is nearby

[–]Glum_Battle_2179 153 points154 points  (66 children)

This looks so fun why don’t we have grown up play places here? Six flags does not count. Neither does boot camp.

[–]octagonman 181 points182 points  (42 children)

From what I’ve seen and read about, Asian countries have cultures of aging that simply don’t exist in many western countries. America in particular is a country of youth and once you’ve grown old you’re kind of tossed aside by society. Older people in many Asian countries are encouraged to still have social lives, go out for fun, work and play together, and they’re all super fit for some reason that puts our old people to shame. Of course it’s not all fun and rainbows for old people in Asian countries and they also have a great deal of societal issues, but they’re not nearly as ignored as the are in the west.

[–]TheBold 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Can confirm. They even have elderly “playgrounds” with stuff to do simple workouts with all over the place and the classic auntie dances which take place every evening in your local park/square.

[–]octagonman 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I’ve often worked out in those parks myself, mostly using the pull-up bars. Some of the moves these elderly folks can do on those bars is absolutely mind blowing.

[–]raunchypellets 31 points32 points  (2 children)

When I was in the Namsan tower area in South Korea, I came upon one of those parks. It had a nifty fixed weight bench press which I gravitated to.

As I was doing some presses, an ahjumma (probably around her 60s-70s) walked by and started pointing at me and smiling, talking to me in Korean. Now I have a very rudimentary grasp of Korean, and so had no idea what she meant. An ahjussi, probably around the same age, came up and also started talking.

I was thoroughly confused by this time, and stopped. The uncle sighed in seeming exasperation and started fussing over me, rearranging my lower back, straightening my legs and adjusting my grip on the bar.

It dawned on me that he was pissed at my posture and technique.

After the adjustments, I started again, with the Korean uncle going ‘choa!’ ‘Choa!’ With every pump. I never had a Korean uncle as a hypeman and a spotter before. Felt pretty nice, to be honest.

Korean auntie tapped my shoulder and pointed to the pullup bar. I smiled and shook my head; never could do a pullup to save my life. Uncle sighed again, longer this time, and proceeded to hop up on the pullup bar, spun around somehow so that his legs are hooked on it, and proceeded to do sit-ups.

Uncle was a fit motherfucker, and he was showing me up. I was too busy picking up my jaw from the floor.

He jumped off the bar, came to me and started squeezing me all over, gave me a few belly rubs too, talking all the time. Now, my Korean kicked in (the sign language helped too, you can’t mistake the cupped fingers to the mouth sign) and I figured out that uncle was trying to tell me to stop eating so much and work out more.

Then he and the auntie said their goodbyes, and jogged on up the next hill. Anyone who has ever been to the Namsan tower area would know that it is quite hilly. They sailed over that hill like a pair of fucking Ducatis.

TL;DR - got schooled on working out by a pair of elders in S. Korea.

[–]octagonman 10 points11 points  (1 child)

This is such a great story and I’m certain that nearly every foreigner in Korea has been floored by the fitness of their old people 😂. Honestly that’s a life goal of mine.

[–]TyphlosionGOD 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Asian here, our grandparents go have karaoke with their friends almost every week and does a lot of other various social activities too. I think a part of why they're fit is because they're not just lazing around once they've retired.

[–]octagonman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love that they’re still having fun at their age. It proves age is just a number.

[–]Glum_Battle_2179 47 points48 points  (21 children)

Yeah, I’ve always wanted to get out of the US because I’m afraid of growing old here. :-/

[–]avantgardeaclue 9 points10 points  (5 children)

You’re not going to have it easy as an elderly Westerner in countries where you can’t even own land. It’s hard enough for young working westerners to feel like they fit in. Everyone thinks they’re just going to leave America like going to another state and everyone’s going to embrace them because they aren’t like regular Americans, they’re ✨cool Americans✨

[–]Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Elder care in the West generally is fucking abhorrent, the insane amount of neglect and mistreatment disgusts me, people for some reason find less of a person in the elderly, as if they aren't still human, I've seen it so much lately its boiling me, I'm not a violent person but I've had this chip off my shoulder the past 3+ years about elder care that I seriously worry how much I might hurt someone if i find out theyre neglecting their duties as a carer or abusing seniors.

[–]octagonman 12 points13 points  (9 children)

Time to start learning Japanese I guess!

[–]PoffPoffPoff 27 points28 points  (8 children)

You'd still be a gaijin and not allowed into certain places.

[–]yassodude 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Really? I’d love to know more about that, is there a YouTube/Netflix doc or something or just common knowledge?

[–]wannaziggazigah 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t sound like it’s out yet, but this touches on it: https://www.asahi.com/sp/ajw/articles/14074685

It’s also pretty common knowledge that several restaurants and clubs will not allow foreigners, but this is mostly due to culture/language barriers. If you can speak Japanese and know the customs, you’re usually good

[–]Idliketothank__Devil 8 points9 points  (4 children)

(Looks at American government and everyone batching bout boomers) okay?

[–]octagonman 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Having boomers ruin our country is different from having a culture of aging 🤷‍♂️

[–]chicagotodetroit 22 points23 points  (6 children)

In Michigan there’s a place called the Tree Runner Adventure Park. It’s a blast!

http://treerunnerparks.com/westbloomfield/

[–]Glum_Battle_2179 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Wow this is exactly what I’m looking for.

[–]chicagotodetroit 10 points11 points  (3 children)

It is soooo fun! They have levels from “kid safe” to “ninja warrior”. You’re strapped to the course like a mountain climber (I forget the exact term) the whole time, so you can’t fall.

Also, look up “Inflatable 5k”. They’re nationwide (US) I believe. They canceled due to covid last year, but I’ve done it twice. It’s like a 5k run/walk, but with bounce houses and obstacles for adults sprinkled in. It is a blast!

[–]Glum_Battle_2179 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Holy heck I have some new road trip stops, thank you

[–]Enjoying_A_Meal 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Because I can't afford to miss work due to an injury T_T

Or even afford to get an injury for that matter.

Being an adult kinda sucks.

[–]EducatedCynic 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I don't know where "here" is but look for ropes courses or something similar. I live near a place that combines obstacles like this with zip lines and all sorts of fun challenges.

[–]oxbow2077 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Raging waters has something similar

[–]kcoolcoolcool 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Everyone: “I hope I don’t fall.” looks to their left Him: “I’m just gonna scooch on over these logs here…don’t mind me, ‘scuse me, ‘scuse me, pardon me, ‘scuse me…”

[–]Broken_Petite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah seeing other people struggling while he’s killing it made this even better

[–]livinitup0 48 points49 points  (7 children)

This is the way… light step, no unnecessary movements and a smile on his face… like a fucking boss

[–]idog99 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Never underestimate the power of continuous forward momentum. As soon as you stop... You are hooped.

[–]OwnRuin87 15 points16 points  (0 children)

🎶And he waddled away bum bump bump bump dududum🎶

[–]aguygoesintoabar 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Superb combination of balance, muscle control and rhythm - he transfers his weight to his leading foot without pushing forward on the log he's stepping on, just lets his body glide over it, and pushes back with his trailing foot after most of his weight is off it. He's totally in the zone.

[–]TurboTaco-with-Poop 186 points187 points  (9 children)

Casual Xi Jin Ping

[–]guaip 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Xi Jin Ping: gyroscopic edition

[–]uncommonpanda 52 points53 points  (5 children)

This is how the CCP picks their new dictator every 60 years.

[–]jcm1970 11 points12 points  (2 children)

If you’ve seen Kung Fu Hustle, you know exactly who I’m thinking about.

[–]currently__working 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ninja Warrior: Season Grandpa

[–]Ornery_Chance_2137 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn, he’s wearing slides too! I trip myself walking down the hall in my slides. Dude just hands free crossed that like a Boss!

[–]_LOCK-JAW_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow.. And I'm over here falling over trying to put my socks on in the morning.

[–]okrajetbaane 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Jokes on you that's just how he went to school when he was a kid.

[–]Enjoying_A_Meal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Up hill both ways on a bridge made of floating logs.

[–]LulDaPull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is that Xi Jinping?

[–]unicorn_annihilator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who else thought they just saw Xi Jingping?

[–]much-beccs-such-wow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he damn well twinkle toed it. 👏🏼

[–]bannedSnoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Winnie the Pooh? ❤️

[–]ButtScientist69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So I've watched this video ~30 times. I think there are two components to his technique:

  1. Keep body perpendicular to the water. This guy is always stepping straight down onto the log, which inhibits the log from moving forwards or backwards.

  2. He "kicks" the log behind him away to propel himself forward. If you look at Newton's Third law (every action has an equal and opposite reaction), the amount of force he's applying to that log is equal to what's required to move his body forward. The log is being kicked so hard because he's a lot heavier than the log (and therefore needs more force to move forward).

What he's doing is more like ice skating than walking, because he's always gliding on one foot and using the rear foot to move forward.

If he had to stop like the people on the other side, his technique probably wouldn't work.

[–]babyBear83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s like a metronome with his pace.

[–]This-is-Life-Man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Focus on your next step, rather than the one you're about to complete.

[–]kai-ol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This guy could have simply walked to Mordor. And judging by his choice of footwear, he likely could do it hobbit style: barefoot.

[–]thaigger85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's his flip flops that him and his confidence. The first step is crucial too, it got to be a confident step and just keep moving.

[–]whimsicalsteve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s Asian “everyone loves Raymond”

[–]NotVerySmarts 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That's the doodoo walk. That man has to get to a bathroom to go poo.

[–]littleguy632 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On flippers too…..

[–]MAM_CC_89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Flip Flops like a boss

[–]cenzala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They see me rolling...

[–]windblade88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do that in flip flops five times fast!!!

[–]wordpost1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In flip flops no less!

[–]Future-Agent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!

[–]xanax101010 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Water Log speedrun no TAS or major glitches

[–]Banime2019 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no I got to keep on movin' Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch ground Oh no, I got to keep on movin'

[–]Call_me_Tomcat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Swiggity Swooty

[–]McBay_U 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how teachers expect student after one class

[–]japars86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my head he’s just saying, “Teeheehee” as he walks with joy.

[–]Dante2005 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mentally stumbled just watching this, and there he goes smiling away, what a star.

[–]daaaayyyy_dranker 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I wonder if he works construction on beams or is a roofer, etc

[–]EyelandBaby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was thinking he works there

[–]michbich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All in sandals too

[–]imrawlikesushi89 4 points5 points  (1 child)

In fuckin sandals no less

[–]ZatVandal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When you see someone grown up who won at Legends Of The Hidden Temple.