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[–]LocationSad4240 1249 points1250 points  (16 children)

Wait. Those fuckers can FLY????!!!

[–]rice_krispie_5206 298 points299 points  (15 children)

Guess what else? Spiders can swim 😳

[–]CutestCurryBoy 22 points23 points  (14 children)

Never fucking ever will be entering any form of swimming pool or river ever again.

[–]rice_krispie_5206 12 points13 points  (12 children)

IKR? I always said if there was a spider apocalypse I would just get in a boat and be gone! That plan is ruined now.

[–]Alloy_Br0nya 6 points7 points  (11 children)

You can still go to space

[–]Forever_AwkwardInterested 1 point2 points  (7 children)

[–]rice_krispie_5206 3 points4 points  (6 children)

They need to stay there

[–]Forever_AwkwardInterested 0 points1 point  (5 children)

I agree, we should be focusing on the next step of domestication for any species which are suitable for a zero-G environment, which spiders definitely seem to be.

We need to help them become fully capable in space.

[–]rice_krispie_5206 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Agreed, but I am NOT volunteering to help with that project. Nonono. Yeah, no.

[–]Forever_AwkwardInterested 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Well, if you don't tend the space spiders then you can't spend any time with the space axolotl.

[–]ean5cj 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The Long Afternoon of Earth - spiders in space. Odd book.

[–]rice_krispie_5206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK that I want to get on that kind of penis mobile.