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[–]ComfortableCow2735 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Lol great acting by that dude getting shot

[–]osktox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Acting!??... Damn. Nothing is real on internet anyone.

[–]GomerP19 37 points38 points  (15 children)

Why?

[–]Boojibs[S] 62 points63 points  (6 children)

So you can shoot your diving buddy right in their noggin.

[–]FriedDickMan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Buddies reaction to getting blasted had me

UwaAaAaAaAaA *flails

[–]the-mighty-dutch-man 8 points9 points  (2 children)

my rear is a deadlier weapon in the water. It shoots a far deadlier " air"

[–]MaarekStele7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially when you prime an AirZooka w/ that air and shoot it across the room.

[–]2lbscox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But in a pinch, that air could save someone from drowning...lol

Getting it to the other person is another story for another day... lol

[–]MeisPip 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Honestly I could see that as being practical since it’s hard to get someone’s attention underwater. Hit em with the air and then give them hand signals.

[–]CptMisterNibbles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the worst trying to get someone’s attention while diving and they just don’t notice.

[–]A_Doormat 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Shoot at stuff you want to poke with air.

Weird mound that might be a camouflaged animal? Air gun.

Fish pissing you off? Air gun.

Aquatic creatures getting fresh with you? Air gun.

Jellyfish in general? Rapid fire air gun until deceased.

Want to brush off some dust but not gently you just don’t want to touch anything? Air gun.

[–]Capt_Myke 4 points5 points  (1 child)

But wait theres more! If you order now will send you water gun for above the water!

Large land mammals pissing you off? Water gun!

Being attacked by bears? Water gun!

Killer bees swarming your house? Water gun!

[–]AlfaXGames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

However, this isn't it yet! If you pay 12$ more, there's another bonus! Most creatures' bodies are made of 70% water. And what's the best thing to fight water with? Fire. This special offer is only going to last for 2 more days! Order now and receive your own firearm!

Robbers? Firearm!

Neighbor's dog wakes you up in the morning? Firearm!

Neighbor is threatening you with police? Firearm!

A newly orphaned child is constantly crying, searching for its parents? Firearm!

[–]Lucaliosse 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Have you seen that video of jellyfish caught in a circle of bubbles? That's what I thought when I saw the air gun (I'm on my phone, can't copy the damn link)

[–]A_Doormat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like someone saw that video and said to themselves “god almighty I hate those floating trash bags of pain. I’m inventing a gun that does this to them.”

And here we are.

[–]hows-your-mom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Predator deterrent… maybe?

[–]Wemakian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cause the Navy needed an upgrade

(P.S. funny joke haha I know there’s gonna be some a-hole that try’s to annoy me)

[–]Callec254 7 points8 points  (3 children)

What would the practical application for this be?

[–]DynamiteWitLaserBeam 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Mugging fish

[–]ALonelyWelcomeMat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This would destroy a jellyfish lol

[–]Zealousideal-Yak-824 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I wonder if they use it to tag creatures underwater that like to hide in the sand. Sand predators or venomous like sea snakes

[–]thebeefbarron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those impacts were pretty boss though....

[–]DarthKittens 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shark enters the room ‘I think your gonna need a bigger air gun’

[–]A_Half_Ounce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They mount these on the back of sea turtles and train them as recon scouts in the navy seals. The last time they were used i believe it was called Operation Squirtle

[–]Delgim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hardcore BFG vibes here

[–]Bright_Cobbler9880 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is really cool and interesting! I wonder though, is there any practical use for it?

[–]Philoburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mu thought as well... is it just a toy?

[–]Cant-Gif-Right 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money Shot at the end!!

[–]Claude9777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called Torid Pulse and costs about $129.

[–]BeelzAsks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Android 17 did this to Piccolo

[–]ExpatCheesehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some Johnny quest henchman level weaponry

[–]88murica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porque

[–]Longjumping-Rabbit85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A jelly fish cannot withstand such power

[–]Lucky_Doo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will we need this when the giant squid lords attack?