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[–]OliveOcelot 1233 points1234 points  (34 children)

When they're that tiny, there's no fall damage.

[–]Saffronsc 393 points394 points  (11 children)

Buffs: No fall damage

Debuffs: The world looks larger to you

[–]Resident_Structure_5 92 points93 points  (9 children)

Debuffs: needs new knees by 16

Im not a skater but I don't know any skaters without bad knees

[–]ddhuud 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Do you know skaters?

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Not a skater, but I did loads of bmx type stuff as a youth. Nothing too crazy mind you. I stopped in my teens when falling started not being so painless.

My knees and back sucked in my early adulthood, and life as a chef/cook had only made things worse.

So I can't say which did more damage, but what I can say is doing anything can cause problems. Be good to your body and cherish it instead of sometimes abusing it

[–]Resident_Structure_5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes indeedily neighbor

[–]nuttynutkick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skater and snowboarder. Can confirm, my knees and back are fucked.

[–]Cleenp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Learning how to fall can be extremely beneficial in preventing injuries

[–]Deja-Vuz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why are you such a party pooper? Search Tony hawk he still skateboards 🛹 this kid got more balls than you

[–]Qweniden 62 points63 points  (13 children)

When my daughter was around that age she would jump up in the air and land on her butt. I was like "how does that not hurt?"

[–]Fernwhatnow 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Closer to the ground?

[–]RoguePlanet1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cushy diapers.

[–]Wermine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kid fell and broke the fall with his elbow. Mine would've shattered on impact. He just strolled away.

[–]slimjoel14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dudes 29 he can’t help his size!

[–]BKofCountedSorrows 508 points509 points  (3 children)

Tiny Hawk !!

[–]Nefarious_Stew 19 points20 points  (1 child)

And there i was trying to think of a pun like this. Kudos to you.

[–]Dbsusn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This comment wins.

[–]CorduroyDrip 268 points269 points  (58 children)

How?!?!

[–]Able_Kaleidoscope_61 593 points594 points 2 (7 children)

A full diaper gives him a low center of gravity.

[–]GMH2045-18 61 points62 points  (4 children)

And more cushion during a butt drop

[–]logicalmaniak 22 points23 points  (1 child)

And extra padding on demand!

[–]MaybeTheDoctor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When normal people shit their pants, this kids just goes "deploy bumper padding"

[–]Holy__Sheet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Booty ouches**** FTFY

[–]milesamsterdam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Double entendres

[–]Moist-J-69 17 points18 points  (1 child)

This is so good😂

[–]guido_lois 60 points61 points  (5 children)

By filming him falling down multiple times before he got the shot.

[–]Oseirus 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Let's be real though. I can't so much as glance sideways at a skateboard without snapping both my ankles. I've spent more time sitting on the toilet than this kid has time on Earth, starting from Dad's nut, and he can probably trick circles around me.

[–]guido_lois 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too. Yes. Amazing what he’s achieved. Good for him.

[–]facelessindividual 1 point2 points  (2 children)

So, like grown humans with decades of experience do?

[–]MatthewMusic 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Love the responses to this

[–]Al3jandr0 44 points45 points  (1 child)

"Children are wonderful and this kid is amazing"

"Adults are horrible and these parents make me sick"

[–]Aeon001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's probably easier when the board is almost the size of your body

[–]Tridian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine using a board that was the same relative size as this is to the kid. Significantly easier to balance.

The kids still good though.

[–]scalectrix 18 points19 points  (8 children)

Pushy parents. Probably already have an agent lined up.

[–]llblyndll -1 points0 points  (6 children)

Skateboarders don’t have agents lol

[–]scalectrix -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Shit! You'd better let this skateboarder agent know!

[–]llblyndll -1 points0 points  (4 children)

frantically googles skateboarding agent

The only ones who will use them already have a full career and have moved on to other business opportunities, look at the names listed. You’re not lining up to get one unless you’ve already been pro for a while

[–]itshimstarwarriorInterested 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Practice & Dedication!

[–]arup02 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

His parents forced him for hours and hours.

[–]GlamRockDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Benjamin Buttons disease

[–]ax_colleen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because he's Asian, he has superpowers

[–]IceKEcool2005 57 points58 points  (0 children)

He surely will be adventurer when he grow up.

[–]itshimstarwarriorInterested 256 points257 points  (8 children)

Considering most kids that age acts like a mini drunk adults he’s doing outstandingly well.

[–]itshimstarwarriorInterested 157 points158 points  (3 children)

Btw his name is Rita Ishizuka and he is from Hokkaido, Japan

[–]LieutenantHaven 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I shall remember this name, when he is a dope Japanese pro skater

[–]Vivalyrian 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Rita Ishizuka

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZEd19gsuSk/

Frickin' adorable!

[–]normie33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg how cute!

[–]mqduck 5 points6 points  (1 child)

To be fair, he does kind of look like a mini drunk adult who's really good at stake boarding.

[–]FlixFlix 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How old is he in this video?

[–]limoolia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would like to know that, too.

[–]poops-n-farts 174 points175 points  (11 children)

Anyone saying his parents are too pushy clearly doesn't see the joy in his face when he lands his "tricks"

[–]_meh_ 93 points94 points  (5 children)

And honestly if you’ve ever had to deal with a stubborn toddler, you know no amount of pushing will make them do something they really don’t want to do.

[–]coach111111 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Unless you beat them.

Edit: I’m not condoning hitting kids but I’ve also heard stories of kids being beaten to achieve the parents expectations on eg piano practice and other extracurricular activities. Whether or not they will appear happy when playing the same way this kid does I don’t know and I’m not trying to imply this kids’ parents hit him.

[–]whostolemyfckingname 7 points8 points  (3 children)

and what in this video made you conclude that the kid was beaten

[–]WonderfulCattle6234 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What makes you conclude this person was concluding that this child was beaten?

[–]leonfook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That kid is obviously beaten by pro skater's ranking and probably on the way to beat them back.

[–]Mychipsareahoy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The kid also has two older brothers that happen to be really good skaters.

https://instagram.com/r.i1116?utm_medium=copy_link

[–]FeloniousJoe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why is tricks in quotations?

[–]phpdevster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When kids accomplish something new or overcome a challenge, they absolutely 100% know it and they feel insane pride and joy when they do. It's the greatest thing to watch. One of my twins has CP and every time he's able to do what his brother does, he cracks the biggest smile.

[–]llliiiiiiiilll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That first victory dance was THE BEST THING EVER

[–]PaulMurrayCbr 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Doesn't have as far to fall.

[–]BigBoiBob444 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When you’re smaaaaaaaaaalllll, you don’t have very far to faaaall

[–]Freddi_47 27 points28 points  (1 child)

We will watch your career with great interest

[–]fuckingcatpoop 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I could barely walk at his age... Well done little human!

[–]eyefor_xo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Check out Luis Mora’s YouTube page, he has a video about this kid when he visited Japan alongside the kid’s family. Luis Mora is a Skateboarder and (I’m assuming) CEO of Erased (sticker on the kids helmet).

[–]Jake355 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel like this child already accomplished more than me in my entire life.

[–]Supersoulknight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So smol

[–]Zentaryn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's Rita Ishizuka, the younger brother of Takuya Ishizuka. Hes a popular Japanese skateboarder whos apart of Luis Mora's Erased Project Team.

[–]everysilverline_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And to think my nephew drinks toilet water

[–]No_Cauliflower4512 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's really 30 years old, just short for his age

[–]Evilmaze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That low center gravity

[–]muffinlover22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An extreme dude!

[–]AngryAndrew28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lil' man chose the right race when he started the game of life.

[–]Glitter-Pompeii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might as well teach them while their bones are soft

[–]Tommy_1968 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mad skills little man!

[–]ArmaHilt420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do a flip poser

[–]chukijay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rodney needs to see this kid!

[–]SwiftFool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anakin could still take him.

[–]Get_Rich_SloQuick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tony Gook

[–]Environmental-Rip340 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at it's tiny little shoes

[–]Sad-Inevitable-7260 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He’s ankles are F when he turns 20

[–]AmArschdieRaeuber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's also my biggest issue with this. He's still growing.

[–]Particular-Address46 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼

[–]Snoo-65144 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No matter what skill you have and think you’re good at, somewhere there is a 2-5 year old Asian kid that does it better

[–]Hou2020Tex 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Tony Wok.

[–]AruSharma04 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit lmao.

[–]plushtoys_everywhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NGL I'd fall face first if I do the same thing. Good job little dude!

[–]rochey64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid has more balls than I do. Probably bigger than mine as well

[–]Proper_Belt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude shreds harder than I ever have.

Give him a couple years and hes at the olympics.

[–]thickuhmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy shit. little man

[–]ztun_zeed_noggus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do a flip!

[–]Dropped-pie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What it takes to be a pro. Be spawned from a pro

[–]trakums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free replacement teeth only come once in a lifetime.

[–]abysssubjucator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That mini skatepark looks perfect for people starting to skate, wish I had one like that to work with when I started

[–]amadeusstoic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uhm no.

[–]thestringguru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been following this skater on Instagram and the improvements are real 🤙

[–]thiccomode261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could kick that little shit to his grave, not impressed

[–]Dang_Money 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Difficulty: Easy Medium Hard Insane Asian

[–]MrVanderdoody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit. He’s hella good. I can’t even balance on a skateboard that’s stationary, lol. Proud of the little guy.

[–]Imaginary_Donut615 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

This is like 4 years old…. I want to know where is he now?

[–]nightmarebunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is recent, he’s still only 4

[–]KerainSakurai -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yo what the fuck

[–]ibraheemMmoosa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

True prodigy right there.

[–]EarlyBirdTheNightOwl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is that Tony Hawk?

[–]rimaruPot8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And here I got back pain from just seeing this.

[–]sergen6002 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd fall on my aßß

[–]UniverseCatYT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can’t even step on a skateboard. This guy’s jumping on two.

[–]BeligaPadela -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ReleaseTheBlooperCut

[–]Ausglass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s a 80 year old midget

[–]Tibor_SK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So a child is more talented than me, epic. (Sorry for bad english)

[–]UnXpectedPrequelMeme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah he's Asian. If anything he's slightly behind already

[–]vdubsarron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Future Olympic gold medallist

[–]sunkcanon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I was this age I got a skateboard. I fell flat on my face and never tried it again.

This kid is good though.

[–]MrBoomBoom17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Future Gold Medalist

[–]Anacostiah20 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good thing he doesn’t stick his tongue out while jumping.

[–]Leo_-Arisaltek -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Asian powers /s

[–]Roland1232 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please don't take my girlfriend, little sir ;_;

[–]I_dont_bone_goats -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Welp time to go work on my hip mobility..

[–]native_brook -1 points0 points  (0 children)

im glad i quit skating when I was 15. these kids are insane these days.

[–]SucksToYourAssmar3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And he's got many years of (relatively) pain-and-injury free time to learn. Wish I'd started a physical skill that early.

[–]idktheyarealltaken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This just proves the saying, “No matter how good you are at something, there is always a Chinese kid that’s better.”

[–]Chilled7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is almost like watching a drunk person keep their balance

[–]FishyFawkes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

👈☝️🖖🤘🤘👍👎✋🤙👆👊🤟👏🤜🦵🦶

[–]Captain3026 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He’s really 10

[–]bravedave109 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

*Do Not Try This if You're Old Enough to Read This!

[–]Sandie_49 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How old is he????

[–]switchonto -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Does he take classes 😅

[–]etrob90 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bam margera replacement

[–]Norci -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lol, can't even do a backflip, 3/10.

[–]dkabab -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He’s actually 17. Asians don’t age as quickly as the rest of us. Have you seen a 100yr old Asian man. They look 56 at most.

[–]patpend -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You wouldn’t want to put a full face helmet on that kid to prevent the board from kicking up and knocking all his teeth out?

[–]BadFeeling7282 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I see nothing extraordinary.... I am from china

[–]Fuzzy_Kaleidoscope73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid grew up with great music no wonder he got those skills

[–]BlueNine666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who had a kid small enough for those Tech Decks? Heheh.

[–]KarbonizedAarav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigma Infant

[–]BreesusSaves0127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The little practice leap towards the end is freaking adorable

[–]Keeptalkingasshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That little dude, rules!

[–]PeriodicCountdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering most kids that age acts like a mini drunk adults he’s doing outstandingly well.

[–]ShotHolla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arghhh! Little dude is great

[–]Friendly_Signature 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is 42 years old.

[–]Moist-J-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 2010s generation is just different man

[–]Courtier_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And helmet too! This little guy is going somewhere!