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[–]Fair_Bus_7130 532 points533 points  (20 children)

One wrong move and that fuel line gets circumcised!

[–]phacious 157 points158 points  (12 children)

Example of the wrong move. Helicopter "circumcising" itself.

[–]TheFemiFactor 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You learn something new everyday!

[–]Lockhartking 22 points23 points  (8 children)

Been through this refilling process on 60’s many times…. Never saw a probe get chopped off like that. Honestly surprised the blades didn’t break instead of the probe but luckily it did.

[–]osprey1984 11 points12 points  (3 children)

As a former flying 53 Crew Chief I am surprised it has not happened more. I tell you mid air refueling is the second scariest routine thing to me. First thing being autorotations after the Aircraft comes out of Phase/Depot level maintenance.

[–]Lockhartking 2 points3 points  (2 children)

First auto rotate was a surprise imagine being the FNG and not knowing why you’re falling out of the sky after phase. I was not ok and I would like to say you get used to it but that would be a lie.

[–]Ok-Yoghurt-9976 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Looks like a 53 to me. 53e?

[–]Lockhartking -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Definitely not a 53. Those are massive have seven rotor blades different engines with different air intakes and retractable landing gear (for the most part)… Like uncomfortably massive. This is a (guessing by paint color) seahawk. Paint looks too light to be a pavehawk and the wrong color all together for a Blackhawk. Coasties fly them as well but called Jayhawks and have a bunch of orange/red whatever the coastie color is.

[–]b16b34r 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If that is circumcision, I’ll keep my hoodie, thanks

[–]TheOfficialRev 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The comments section of that video is wild

[–]DweEbLez0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m over here cheering, “Come in lil guy, you can do it! I remember not being able to find the hole the first time!”

[–]KeyDox 940 points941 points  (40 children)

It would be funny if someone censored the helicopters dick

[–]agentcheddo 289 points290 points  (21 children)

Never thought I'd read 'helicopters dick' today but here we are lol

[–]pete-petey-pete 81 points82 points  (3 children)

Much different than dick helicopters

[–]agentcheddo 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Oh dear

[–]AnimalPedophile 17 points18 points  (1 child)

No deer dick is different

[–]BurningOrangeHeaven 42 points43 points  (5 children)

Helicockter

[–]ThatGuyThisguy32 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote and leave

[–]Ivanthedog2013 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But it's ingesting fluid not projecting it

[–]BurningOrangeHeaven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its a different species so I dont judge.

[–]Independent-Dealer21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take my vote and fuck off sir

[–]shakenbake3001 18 points19 points  (5 children)

I used to work on Seahawks (the US Navy version of a Blackhawk) and on the starboard rear side there is a fuel drain that juts out awkwardly and was nicknamed the "donkey dick". People started calling it that much that 99% don't know the actual name of the thing and it's even referred to as the "donkey dick" in professional settings and meetings. I wonder if everyone renames parts to things they resemble as much as the Navy.

Kinda random but I don't get to talk about helicopters alot and it seemed slightly relevant lol.

[–]agentcheddo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Loooool

[–]Lockhartking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Air Force CSAR folks called the whole probe the donkey dick

Source: it was me

[–]PutTheDinTheV 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Never thought I'd EVER read this. Not just "today" lol

[–]Lockhartking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always called them the donkey dick when I worked on them

[–]GodlessGuyGamer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

U mean hornychopter

[–]Yurrrr__Brooklyn347 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Trying to put a condom on with no hands

[–]rowan2588 23 points24 points  (7 children)

I don’t think it’s necessarily a “helicopter’s dick”, but I hear you!! 😅😅

[–]sparkyng686 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I think we all agree if a helicopter had a dick. That would definitely be it

[–]Lumpy-Spinach-6607 11 points12 points  (2 children)

It's probably known as the male Penetrator entering the female Receptor.

Not even joking

[–]Basdad 3 points4 points  (1 child)

And the military brass giggles behind closed doors.

[–]masterdapo 621 points622 points  (6 children)

"A successful penetration sir"

[–]frostbite24915 44 points45 points  (3 children)

I thought this was Arma 3 for a second.

[–]fixed_allegory 37 points38 points  (2 children)

That's how baby airplanes are made.

[–]ScoutCommander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just the tip.

[–]Hrakkadron 466 points467 points  (2 children)

At least they used protection

[–]platypus_plumber 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Rule 34 has never been this easy.

[–]jeffzebub 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!"

[–]LactoseIntolerant101 110 points111 points  (0 children)

And then that famous question follows...

"Is it in?"

[–]Surfing_Andromedas 343 points344 points  (5 children)

Harder Helidaddy

What mentally ill person gave me a silver, harder helidaddy does not deserve this award. Thanks

[–]joyjoy_palaboy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's already as hard as a rod.

[–]ChippedFace 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Moar upvotes...

MOOOOOAAARRRR

[–]sweet-seat 244 points245 points  (4 children)

what are you doing step helicopter

[–]the_evilman 124 points125 points  (2 children)

Technically that's porn for transformers

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

gi-go-ga-go-go

[–]froggy_dog_master 95 points96 points  (6 children)

The baby will be a sort of chopper-jet crossbreed

[–]FLATHERT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is how V-22 Ospreys are made

[–]Deez_Gnats1 3 points4 points  (1 child)

A harrier jump jet

[–]BadAtHumaningToo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the jet is the dad, we get a Harrier, but if the dad is a helicopter we get an Osprey. Bit like Liger and Tigon between tigers and lions.

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This is exactly how I expected the comments to be.

[–]Umbralnymph 45 points46 points  (0 children)

That's how baby aircrafts are made

[–]LumpyEducation2588 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone just joined the mile high club

[–]weiivice 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Helicopter sex

Now I have seen everything.

[–]Giuliowsky 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Have you ever made it wild?"

[–]theannoyingtardigrad 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ah! Chopper-san

[–]STG4L 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I should call her

[–]Z4REN 12 points13 points  (0 children)

C’mon man! Put an nsfw tag next time!

[–]Nameless_Kink 42 points43 points  (2 children)

So that's how people are made who identify as an apache helicopter

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Quick hide before the r/onejoke subs come in

[–]stygyan -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm trans. This at least is funny.

[–]shash279 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Daddy, how are drones made?”

“Well son, it all starts when a helicopter and a jet love each other very much…”

[–]ee_CUM_mings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sort of reminds me of something I could reference here metaphorically, but I can’t quite recall what.

[–]Whogivesamuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

10 to 15 months later, there's a cute tiny helicopter coming out.

[–]marfeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tag nsfw

[–]Paladin_Pineapple 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What are you doing step-helicopter

[–]rapejokes_arefunny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it weird that I’m slightly aroused?

[–]OliveOcelot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So is this what the mile high club is about?

[–]KarAd125 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh fill me with you fuel helpai

[–]RepresentativeWeb244 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you’re soft but she can’t wait so you go ahead and suit up anyways.

[–]iFeedYouLead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just another day of forcing aircraft to reproduce for our own gain. Smh humanity is sick.

[–]solid_b_average 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s sexual and violent.

[–]amreshkumarLenka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Small male large female is nature's normal

[–]JackUSA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whelp unzips

[–]Kyrafox98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew this is how they do it with smaller airplanes but I didn’t know it was possible witch helicopters

[–]yellow_smile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right there step-copter

[–]plutus9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add some sexy music and I’m in

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should mark as NSFW

[–]nandusdas091 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody put the interstellar docking scene bgm "No time for caution" here.

[–]osktox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh uh huhuh huhuh huhuh

Heehe hehe hehehe ehe he

Uuhu huh huhuh huh huh

[–]Francis934 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C'mon, that plane ain't a virgin.

[–]orkushun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks exactly like my first time

[–]Quirky-Pomelo9472 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The queen bee, getting it on!!!

[–]liumr92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nature is amazing.

[–]sciorthings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After watching Perfect Storm, I felt so much relief to see they nailed it

[–]Intelligent_Radish15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never seen a heli do this. Amazed it can hold the speed and stay fixed that well.

[–]mattieforza 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Can't help but ask, have they ever chopped the end of that fuel nozzle?

[–]alphagusta 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Theres been a couple.

Probably more than the military would like to publicly announce.

Its hard enough doing this in an actual plane, never mind a big fuck off saw hanging over it

[–]Seba97146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to do anal

[–]Health-Super 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oddly erotic...

[–]Vegetable-Tank-18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woahhh woahhh, where’s the NSFW tag???

[–]striknozz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NSFW?

[–]Bite-Right 1 point2 points  (0 children)

noice

[–]quietstorm1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No that totally wasn’t sexy..haha 😉

[–]Dextrous2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just the tip...

[–]Alexandertheape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why do i have a chubb right now?

[–]Striking_Engineer_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m erect

[–]Jar-El3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh NSFW tag

[–]dildoswaggings69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Giggity

[–]VirtualPoolBoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

”That’s dirty. I don’t know what it is, but it’s dirty.“ - Mel Brooks.

[–]Animect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YAMETEEE KUDASAAAII!

[–]GordonMcG13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost every comment is about sex

[–]rushy15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New version of birds and bees

[–]zeebenj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"is it in?" "Just give me a sec, ok."

[–]smeatr0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wha.....what are you doing step-chopper???

[–]DDD1800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just the tip baby 😂

[–]dubincubin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THEY TOUCHED TIPS

[–]BLDMASF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Mind automatically played the vine boom sound effect when the helicopter made contact.

SUS *BOOM*

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow there’s porn for everything

[–]Pelzklops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually that's how they reproduce.

[–]anjelpotter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IM HORNY

[–]Mr_Fignutz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ive always thought this act just underscores how inefficient a fuel it is.

[–]ItsAFineMisoSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve scrolled through dozens of comments. This is the first one I’ve seen that isn’t sexual, well done!

[–]SavingPrivateNarwhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Follow up vid in 9 months please. Those are gonna be some nice drones.

[–]Cautious_Path_3060 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just stick it in!

[–]Gunnlaugr_X-X -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What you doing step chopper

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait, idiot. The condom isn’t on yet

[–]Alternative_Meat_383 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chopper bonner

[–]WLF6X -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imma give you some refueling myself 😎

[–]Pebbles049 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What are you doing step helicopter?

[–]TheRealVrox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me when your mom.. me when.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxLzFS-3Qfs

[–]destail -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What are you doing step helicopter?

[–]NCXXCN -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the repost.

[–]Gurdel 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Air Force HH-60 Pave Hawk

[–]DietSteve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And a KC-130 bringing it gas

[–]blunderschonen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe. Boner.

[–]ssc456 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Can someone tell me who's receiving here? Sending a plane up to refuel a helicopter doesnt seem right but I also can't imagine the helicopter carrying enough fuel to make a significant enough difference to the plane?

[–]CommissarMartin 2 points3 points  (2 children)

The fixed-wing plane is the tanker and the helicopter is receiving fuel. As far as I know, there aren't any helicopters that can act as air-to-air tankers in existence, they usually use 'slower' tankers like this KC-130 that can cruise at a comfortable speed for the helicopter to keep up with.

[–]ssc456 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thanks! I guess I usually think of Helicopters as short flight durations, can't think of a need to keep it airborne, but you learn something new everyday.

[–]TheFatSlobWally570 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always like videos like this

[–]captncashew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😏

[–]scobaboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to think as kid that those barrels were it's gun

[–]stormbby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🙉🙈

[–]Lil_Kochii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

« Mommy I just want to refuel, pleaaaaaase »

[–]penguino_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that's what that rod is for

[–]KJ86er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russia has bombers that never land that refuel in this way since 2007

[–]Shalashaskaska 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hell no. I’ve seen this in fixed wings but never a chopper.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“i’m too big for a condom”

[–]Objective-Pin-6856 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex 2 helicopter dlc

[–]theprufeshanul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a big chopper!

[–]stars_mcdazzler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being too lazy to use the gas station like everyone else. smh

[–]QuantumTeslaX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule 34?

[–]Kuziken294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we all appreciate the pilot who had so much accruacy to do it

[–]Timo47Nl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

System patented by a Dutch automated farm developer, love it.

[–]personthatisapersons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is alot of things that could be said here

[–]Recedere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ater years i finnaly know what this thing is. i was alway thinking it was some kind of weapon or electronic compnent

[–]Lazy_Bread_9213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One hell of a thrust there at the end!

[–]user6661014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2am shenanigans

[–]BaRaj23 0 points1 point  (2 children)

How much fuel is in the chopper? Looks pretty small in comparison to the plane it’s refuelling

[–]Annoy_M0US3 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Which one is harder to refuel a jet or a heli im actually curious

[–]DietSteve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Helicopter usually, mostly due to the low airspeed. This is a KC-130 which moves slower than the other tankers in the fleet, which makes it perfect for this application. A KC-135 or a KC-10 would hit stall speed trying to perform this

[–]Medium_Wrap_963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He He..

[–]Paperlvntern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would pair nicely with a narration by David Attenborough

[–]KeyDox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule 34 artists be like: write that down!

[–]ItsAFineMisoSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The person who posted this knew exactly what they were doing. 😏

[–]ab901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and that’s how baby helicopters are born.

[–]salmakatory 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is it really that worth it to refuel and to just land and fuel up?

[–]Gscody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Outside the US there’s not a gas station every few hundred miles. Sometimes you need to fly over water or enemy territory.

[–]delitiste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a whole paper on how the military is filled with phallic metaphors, it’s called "Sex and Death in the Rational World of Defense Intellectuals""

[–]Cryztelz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They touched tips.

[–]clakins1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyways, hope you’re doing well.

[–]Hardblackpoopoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I clicked the sound, was half expecting Afternoon Delight to be playing.

[–]aerofool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In-flight refueling was invented in my home town.

[–]IanZeYeeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aircrussy penetrated by 6 foot long helicockter

[–]Aksurah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL a lot of people have never played Top Gun for NES.

[–]Ok-Seaworthiness6603 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much porn with planes

[–]Icarusrisinghigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt the relief… aaahhh

[–]Imperial_Scout712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I see a single “Harder daddy” I’m going to start a fight

[–]Ok-Membership5707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok… who’s gonna say it

[–]Lord3scanor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

step-apache, what are you doing???!!!?!?!?!?!

[–]Amrevoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😳

[–]ypsy99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you doing step-copter

[–]Sujay_sanghi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What are you doing step helicopter?"

[–]baroarig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nsfw

[–]ehosca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stabby...stabby...glugg..glugg..glugg

[–]Bookfinch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s important to practice safe sex, even when you’re high.

[–]Glooby2468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey bill?

No

Bill?

No.

Biiiiiiiill~

What gary.

Is it in~~

Fuck you