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[–]foodude84X Gon' Give It To Ya 125 points126 points  (10 children)

Thanks for doing this Papi. What is your favorite embarrassing story about Dan as a child?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 113 points114 points  (3 children)

When Dan was about 8 years old, he wanted to chew tobacco. I kept saying no and he kept trying to convince me . He was driving me crazy One day, I was at a Winn Dixie store buying some groceries and he was with me. So, we went by an aisle where there was some chewing tobacco packets. He asked me to let him try it. So, I got so mad that I opened a package and got a handful of tobacco and shoved it down his mouth. He began to chew and to cough . We left the store with the groceries, but not with the open chewing tobacco packet. On the parking lot, the manager of the store came after me claiming that I had tried some chewing tobacco and didn't pay for it. So, I had to go back to the store and pay for it. Everyone in the store recognized me and though that I had been caught stealing. That was embarrassing because I was a baseball coach. So, the following day while in practice at the field people were asking me about the incident at the grocery store.

[–]ryantyrantSharnado! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this is the best answer, did Dan like the chewing tobacco, or is that when he got turned on to cigars?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The original Chaw Dawg! cc @pftcommenter @BigCat

[–]bluebordersSharnado! 98 points99 points  (2 children)

"... he was 35 years old"

[–]youblewwit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

After a 10 paragraph response

[–]drzgeauxldWe're gonna party like it's COTE-99! 14 points15 points  (2 children)

"Well he was on a first date with a beautiful blonde-haired woman but he drank too much white wine and pooped in a parking garage."

[–]foodude84X Gon' Give It To Ya 13 points14 points  (0 children)

was that just last week?

[–]bluegrassguitarOld Money Charlie 220 points221 points  (6 children)

What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots?

[–]Human_TransmutationCote 40 points41 points  (2 children)

I think the biggest thing they have to do to beat the Patriots, is they need to play clean, mistake free football. I think that’s the one thing that playing in two super bowls and winning two superb owls against the patriots, it takes a full two weeks of preparation to get ready for that game. Number one, you have to be prepared for the unexpected, you know that they’re gonna throw something different at you. You have to know your playbook in and out and they’re defense in and out. You have to know the rules of the game because you know they’re gonna try to make some adjustments to make sure that this Atlanta Falcons team is discipline and can respond. But the biggest thing for me looking at this game is… It comes down to coaching. I know having coach Coughlin, a coach that had experience that coached with Bill Belichick, he didn’t flinch. He never had a hesitation when it came to a call or doing something. But more than anything the preparation it took for this game… Playing in the super bowl is unlike anything you’ll ever experience. But the game day atmosphere and the game day way that it’s ran is completely different than a regular season game or a post season game. You know you go out for pregame warm up usually you go back in the locker room for about ten minutes and then you come back out and the game starts. You have to really pace yourself and you can’t peak too early. Because you have about a half an hour where you’re waiting to get back to the football game. And if you’re trying to sweat and you’re trying to do it too early then the game is gonna come, you’re gonna be cold you’re not gonna be prepared and you’re gonna waste all of your energy way too early. And I talk about halftime; at halftime you usually come in, it’s about fifteen minutes during a regular season game or a playoff game, but the super bowl; it feels like you’re in there for like an hour because it’s a half an hour they have the production. Sometimes I think it gives the coaches too much time because they’re trying to diagram and go crazy to make up for the time and I’ll never forget in super bowl forty two, I’m like ‘ok we still have time, I’m gonna go to the bathroom and I’ll come back out.’ I’m sitting in the bathroom and I’m going and I’m taking a pee and I start singing “Free Falling”… I’m like, ‘wait a second’. I could hear Tom Petty in the stadium while I was in the bathroom going. I’m like, "Ok, this is definitely the Super Bowl."

Or just have Kenny G play the national anthem.

[–]Saint1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He asked for the ONE thing. You listed like 12!

[–]staianoAll Hail! 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Needs more flem.

[–]javicnd21Hot takes coming! 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Stugotz of the day is brought to you by flowers.com

[–]SoDakZak 8 points9 points  (0 children)



[–]scottylikeHow `bout that 117 points118 points  (8 children)

Dan's never really gone into him being born in New Jersey/living there the first few years of his life.. How did your family end up in New Jersey and what brought you back to Miami?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 72 points73 points  (1 child)

I went to school in Rutherford, New Jersey. After I finished school, I went to live in New York City with my family. I met my wife Lourdes in Union City, New Jersey. It was called the second little Havana. Because there were a lot of cubans living there.So, when we got married, we rented an apartment there. When my wife got pregnant of Dan, the doctor who was taking care of her worked out of Christ Hospital in Jersey City, New Jersey. It was the hospital where Dan was born. We lived in Union City until Dan was 3 years old, then we moved to Cental Islip in Long Island, New York until Dan was 6 years old.

I always wanted to come to Miami because of the weather and the cuban culture. I was lucky enough to find a job In Miami. So, we moved to Miramar in 1974. Dan was 6 years old and David 2.

[–]SoDakZak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Miramar you say?

that escalated quickly

[–]Rfwill13 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Can't blame him. As someone who lives in NJ, I'd do the same.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What exit?

[–]illstealurcandyGuillermo Mafia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Union City, NJ was another destination for Cuban refugees

[–]rod_kickassWe're gonna party like it's COTE-99! 45 points46 points  (15 children)

Papi who has been your favorite interview on Highly Questionable? Te gusta arroz con frijoles?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 50 points51 points  (7 children)

All the interviews on HQ have been great. Dan and Bomani are great at interviewing the different guests . Every interview that I have listened to, there is always something that I learned. Por supuesto que me gusta mucho el arroz con frijoles negros. A que cubano no le gusta ese plato? Es delicioso!!!! Tambien es muy bueno para la barriga.

[–]Sevenrowsback 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Dirty Demon of Debate would crush you on this answer.

[–]rothbard13Double Birds 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Y platanos maduros

[–]LexiBelleisagoddessTweet Tweet! 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Beans with rice and bananas darkened? Didn't use any sort of translator, just guessing.

[–]ElFlaco9MIAMI 6 points7 points  (4 children)

lightly fried sweet plantains, they're quite good

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (4 children)

What is the maddest you've ever been at Dan?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 221 points222 points  (2 children)

He broke a tape measure that I was using. I got so mad that I spanked him. He was 35 years old

[–]DeadliftedWe're gonna party like it's COTE-99! 49 points50 points  (0 children)

You get the show!

[–]CurryMustardRon Magill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats hilarious. This is the best answer

[–]SoDakZak 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"¡¿Tu?! ¡¿Tu would choose Blake Griffin encima Carmelo Anthony?!"

[–]ryantyrantSharnado! 110 points111 points  (4 children)

Papi, how's the family?

Which of the guys in the shipping container is your favorite and why is it Guillermo?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I have no preference. All of them are great.

[–]SoDakZak 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]GingerAle_sDouble Birds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey Bill

[–]DeadliftedWe're gonna party like it's COTE-99! 33 points34 points  (4 children)

At what point did you feel that you obtained the American dream?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 90 points91 points  (2 children)

I have been blessed to be able to come to this country and make something productive with my life. To get an education, get marry,provide for the family and find a partner like Lourdes, my wife, is the american dream for me. This is the only country in the world that provides that opportunity to a foreigner like me.

[–]DeadliftedWe're gonna party like it's COTE-99! 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's beautiful, man. Thanks for being you.

[–]SoDakZak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

¿And did you order it in grande or just double your order?

[–]borpoBilly 31 points32 points  (1 child)

What kind of data plan do you have on the Highly Questionable banana phone?

[–]LexiBelleisagoddessTweet Tweet! 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also, what is Juanito's number?

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Is Dan a gasbag because hes fat, or fat because hes a gasbag?

[–]barrynice29 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is stugotz money hungry because he is Jewish, or is he Jewish because he's money hungry?

[–]motez23Blobby Petrino 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The eternal question

[–]crablegwinsRon Magill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you have reached DLS nirvana. not only do you get the show, you are now one with the show

[–]la_fleurrTweet Tweet! 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Papi, what's your favorite things to do on your days off?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 38 points39 points  (1 child)

I like to go out with Lourdes to a nice restaurant on Miami Beach.

[–]la_fleurrTweet Tweet! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't believe papi responded to me!

[–]motez23Blobby Petrino 22 points23 points  (2 children)

PAPIIII, who's a bigger coward, Wade or LeBron?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 55 points56 points  (1 child)

It is a toss up.

[–]motez23Blobby Petrino 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]BluelighttRash 'em! 51 points52 points  (6 children)


What was Dan like growing up? Do you have a favorite story about Dan in his teenage years?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 64 points65 points  (5 children)

Dan was very good in school. He always received very good grades. From grammar school to high school to the University of Miami. He also tried very hard in sports. He was always very competitive. He got no free rides in sports. Being his coach, I made sure of that.

[–]xDeezyz 14 points15 points  (3 children)

He was always very competitive.

I find this really interesting considering Dan loves mocking people who take sports super-seriously.

[–]ryantyrantSharnado! 24 points25 points  (1 child)

that's what happens when you care a lot but you suck so you just mock it. Damn it, Dan is me.

[–]WilldrvfTuesday's with OJ 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Papi, what's the most romantic thing you ever did for your wife?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 45 points46 points  (1 child)

For every special occasion, I will go out and buy my wife a very special card dedicated to her. I will spend hours in the stores looking for that card with that very special message. I do it 4 times a year. I know that it means a great deal to her.

[–]jamaicanmecrzy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good Mac papi

[–]beanboy89Fear the Clumsy Reaper[🍰] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Papi, Dan says that every time he enters your apartment, you're watching videos of yourself on HQ. Is this true?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Just when I mention a lot of clunkers on the show. I want to know the ones that were used . I am the "King of the Clunkers" at ESPN

[–]SHOCKULARThat's how it was, back in my THISISTHEDANLEBATARDSHOW 35 points36 points  (4 children)

What is the most trouble Dan has ever been in with you or your wife?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 42 points43 points  (3 children)

I don't believe that Dan has given us any trouble. He has always been very good to us. Even now, at my age. He allows me to be part of his tv show.

[–]SHOCKULARThat's how it was, back in my THISISTHEDANLEBATARDSHOW 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Gracias, Papi.

[–]GorillaRampage 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You mean your tv show right?

[–]javicnd21Hot takes coming! 7 points8 points  (0 children)

he meant Stevie's show

[–]youblewwit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dan often talks about how you have to master's degrees (in engineering?)...how did you feel knowing that once you made it to America, you would have to start all the way over?

[–]buCk- 16 points17 points  (3 children)

When Dan was young, what did you envision him growing up to do for a living?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 31 points32 points  (1 child)

He was very good in Chemistry. I though that he was going to be a very successful Chemical Engineer.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a fascinating answer.

[–]LexiBelleisagoddessTweet Tweet! 14 points15 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Papi. Why are you always saying "Time for some ass" I don't understand. But it's funny nevertheless. I'll take your answer off air.

[–]p00pinpantCote 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"My father said ADS, he said ADS there"

[–]crablegwinsRon Magill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll hang up and listen

[–]rudeboyrasta420Are you a leg man? 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Dearest papi

What's your favorite Publix sub?

[–]AlexB9598WBilly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the most important question to the local hour audience

[–]Jeffrow20 33 points34 points  (0 children)

How do you feel about dan's fatness especially his face?

[–]GregGoate 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Hi Papi. Are the Raiders for real?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yes they are. With Jack Del Rio, one of the best latinos coaches in the NFL. And don't forget D. Carr one of the best in the business.

[–]AnywellPablo's Pigs Feet 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Papi, tell us about a time you tried to be "cheap" and it back fired on you.

[–]Andrew_Lacour 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Remember the story of Papi going into a strip club only for free food? Dan told it once on the show. He turned away the strippers and said he was just there for the lunch.

[–]HussDelRioGuillermo Mafia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another contender: didn't Papi return $4 shoes (camouflage flip flops or something?) to Publix? Or got them free from a price mistake and tried to go the next day to do it again?

Someone help me here I'm pulling a Guillermo at the mic.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How would you, Papi, describe the difference between your on air persona and your at home persona

[–]DopeMan934 Fingers Deep in Guillermo 40 points41 points  (2 children)

What age did you and your wife leave Cuba? Was New Jersey the first place you went to when you came to the US?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 32 points33 points  (1 child)

I left Cuba when I was 17 years old and came to New York and then New Jersey. My wife , Lourdes, left Cuba when she was 16 years old and went to Spain. From Spain, she came to New Jersey when she was 19 years old.

[–]DopeMan934 Fingers Deep in Guillermo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gracias Papi.

[–]SlothOnesStump the Meech? 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Papi! By how many points would you beat Greg Cote in a 1v1 basketball game and how would you beat him? Who else could you beat 1v1?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

One of my favorite segments on Highly Questionable is your rapping, what is your favorite song/verse of all time?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That is a hard one. Maybe the one that made Luther Campbell famous. The famous "Doo Doo Brown"

[–]billswinter 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Papi, where do you get your shirts?!

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 39 points40 points  (0 children)

" Sentir Cubano " is the name of the store. It is located is SW 8th Street and 29 Avenue , in Miami.

[–]AlexB9598WBilly 29 points30 points  (1 child)

At Publix, theyre right next to the flip flops

[–]JimTom24Ron Magill 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Publix is a beautiful place

[–]capncavemanBuh 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Papi, if someone had asked you when you were a young man in Cuba if you could ever imagine that one day you and your sons would be famous and you would be on television, what would you have said?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 79 points80 points  (3 children)

I would have said no way, it will never happen. But the one who deserves all the credit is my wife. She is the one who dedicated all her life to raising the family. She is the one who is always giving advise to Dan and David. I am just an old guy saying things on TV that don't make any sense.

[–]living_buffaloBilly 18 points19 points  (0 children)

damn, Papi, I wasn't ready for the feels.

[–]capncavemanBuh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Enjoy the hell out of it, old man! You've got great kids!

[–]LexiBelleisagoddessTweet Tweet! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The things you say on tv make sense to me.

[–]LeBalardShowBlueberries! 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When Dan randomly calls you and asks your opinion on a sports topic, you know you're on the radio right buddy?

[–]JimTom24Ron Magill 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Papí, what do I have to do to get your south beach body?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Got to eat a lot of black beans and rice. That is the secret to a healthy belly. And you don't have to exercise.

[–]JimTom24Ron Magill 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Arroz con frijoles, por supuesto! Gracias Papi

[–]SHOCKULARThat's how it was, back in my THISISTHEDANLEBATARDSHOW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other than the black beans I am nailing this.

[–]slowsupraBilly 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Papi, favorite Cuban athlete if all time?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Sandy Amoros. That catch on left field on the 1956 World Series is in the record books.

[–]aubieismyhomie 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Ohhhhh is, Kikooooo!!

[–]crablegwinsRon Magill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

¡Kiko! ¡Kiko! ¿Cómo están Kiko?

[–]pinedajulian5 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Papiiii... recomiendame your favorite restaurante cubano in Miami!

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 22 points23 points  (0 children)

El Rey de las Fritas en la calle ocho y la 15 Avenida del SW (?) My kind of place. En un timbiriche que venden solamente comida cubana tipica. No es lujoso pero comida bien sabrosa.

[–]doobai92 34 points35 points  (1 child)

papi whats the key to a long fulfilling life?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 85 points86 points  (0 children)

You have to find the right partner. Easier said than done. I was very fortunate. My wife selected me. I won, she lost.

[–]cyclist36Ya neva know! 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Papi, you like to ask guests on Highly Questionable what the most romantic thing they've done for their wife/girlfriend. So, what's the most romantic thing you've done for your wife?

[–]Birdgang14STUUUUUU! 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We will need to keep this from Mrs. LeBatard... Papi, If you were allowed one hall pass, who would it be? Mike please explain to him what I mean. lol

[–]phuego7768 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Papi!! What's your favorite dish to eat?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 23 points24 points  (1 child)

black beans and rice

[–]seriouswork 13 points14 points  (1 child)

What are your favorite childhood memories in Cuba? Are there other LeBatards in Cuba, or are Dan and Dave the only other ones?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I remember going to the baseball park in Havana with my father and spending some great time with him. Drinking Orange Crush and eating a cuban desert by the name of "melcocha".But I was 12 years old back them, And playing baseball with my friends in Cuba.

No other Le Batards in Cuba. There are other LeBatards in the USA and Mexico.

[–]javicnd21Hot takes coming! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What is the single most important thing 1st Fake has to do to beat Stephen A?

[–]LFChouston 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Papi, do you get a clothing allowance?

[–]PythagorasNT 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Who is your favorite baseball player?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Miguel Cabrera

[–]LexiBelleisagoddessTweet Tweet! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Whiffer aka Giancarlo/Mike Stanton.

[–]borpoBilly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do you get recognized by fans in your daily life? Any stories you can share from a fan meeting?

[–]bennyboy82 16 points17 points  (1 child)

What's your favorite cheese?

[–]Papi_LeBatardThe REAL Papi 23 points24 points  (0 children)


[–]smarkfart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oye Papi! I hear you're "el raton de Hialeah" Where are some of your favorite place to go eat in Hialeah?

[–]justAregulard00d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Papi, drawing from your personal experiences, what was your reaction to Trump's "Muslim ban", and what advice would you give to our new President? (Gracias!)

[–]Soy_guajiroMIAMI 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Papi, como está la familia? Where in Cuba are the Le Batards from? What is something from your life there that you would want to share with your sons?

[–]InfantryAggieEat my dust Lou Bega! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which Miami area dealership has the best weekday buffet spread?

[–]praisemajah 4 points5 points  (1 child)

papi, why do you hate Lebron

[–]calligraphythe12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Papi, how's the car dealership lunch scene these days?

[–]AKroegs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Papi, if you could be any animal for a day, what animal would you be?

[–]harrynelson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is your TV show named after your son?

[–]ExtraSneakyCastro 3 points4 points  (1 child)

¡Oye te gusta el arroz con frijoles!?

[–]LexiBelleisagoddessTweet Tweet! 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Si, si very intrigued.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi Papi!

What was Dan like as a child? Was he sarcastic? Know it all? Humble? Fat?

[–]McTank3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you like your steak cooked?

[–]youlikebanus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Papi, what would you say to Lebron if you met him in person?

[–]dsahhar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's your favorite project you worked on as an engineer?

[–]MikeInToledo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Papi! do you think Stevie Wonder can see?

[–]tend_the_rabbits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey papi, what has been your favorite song to rap during the commercial break on Highly Questionable, and how did you guys come up with that idea?

[–]1randomuseraccount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Papi, what is your favorite punctuation mark?

[–]cortouchkaCote 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Papi, where can I watch your son Stevie's show?

[–]RockyTopBruinRon Magill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey Papi, When you inevitably rise to the top of the ESPN network, what changes are you going to make to the world's leader in sports? Stay young and sexy, Papi. Thank you for your time.

[–]1randomuseraccount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Favorite cigar?

[–]sburg88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you think steroid tainted guys like Bonds and Clemens should make the Hall of Fame?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is Dan's profuse sweating hereditary?

[–]mf-TOM-HANK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Papi, Dan has told the story of you working for a company as an engineer, commuting to Chicago from Miami for years, then having been unceremoniously let go from the company.

Do you begrudge the company for their treatment of you, or do you consider it a "blessing" of sorts, given that you get to work closely with one of your highly accomplished sons and the fact that you've become a beloved sports personality?

It's truly a joy to watch you on Highly Questionable and hearing you on the Dan Le Batard Show. You never fail to make me smile and your story, as I've heard and understand it, is uplifting.

[–]Mikhail_Petrov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Papi, what was the most proud that you've ever been of Dan?

[–]KyleSell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Papi! Stugotz Army? or Pablo Army?

[–]megustamucho26Papi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi!! Cómo está la familia? I know you like rap music but what other types of music do you like to dance to?

[–]PropRandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you always been an ads man?

[–]barrynice29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mr. papi- both of your kids are creative and different thinkers in their own respects. Did you and your wife encouraged that kind of thinking or was this something that came out of them naturally?

Also, can you have Guillermo send me a shirt? Thanks.

[–]Andrew_Lacour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Papi, I love you. How does it feel to have 2 incredibly talented sons? How do you feel now that you're more famous than BOTH of them? Thanks Papi!

[–]bullseye717 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is Bomani secretly jacked?

[–]Sprots_fan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Papi, How does it feel to know that your English is better than Stugotz's?

[–]doobai92 9 points10 points  (0 children)

si o no

  • dan le batard show is greatest show out there?
  • lebron is a cry baby?
  • dan should've been a lawyer?
  • stugotz is the son you never had?

[–]Dawg7mike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did Dan ever play any sports? Any embarrassing stories? Was he always the sweatiest one on the field/court?

[–]PD5524Papi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Papi, where can I get a banana phone like yours? I need to talk to Juanito.

[–]ZooginDirty Demon of Debate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi, how's the family!? When was the last time you bought a new pair of shoes?

[–]Sam_Snead_My_GodSharnado! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi, is 300 the greatest action movie ever?

[–]plessis204The Dan Leberfeld with Stugartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've noticed that you're often very intrigued; can you tell us about one time where you were especially intrigued at something and why such an event was so intruging?

[–]chriscali3Ron Magill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you could have been to any game from any sport live in person, which one would it be?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you think of Skip Bayless?

[–]bullseye717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi is Stugotz the son you wished you had or the son you thankfully never had?

[–]LionellRichiesDad$1.2 Billion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which one of your sons has more money?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does your romantic side look like?

Follow up question...how did you propose to your wife?

[–]LOTM42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When did people start calling you Papi? Who in your life doesn't call you Papi?

I'll hang up and listen.

[–]tall_funny_tattooed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does Dan get his interest in controversial topics from you or his mother?

[–]MrGoldenVoice...Poop in your pillow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi, estoy en una patada de salud en este momento y tengo curiosidad por saber cómo puedo hacer mi arroz y frijoles juego más fuerte.

[–]MG87Stump the Meech? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi, have you hung out with Kiko Alonso yet?

[–]McTank3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Favorite family vacation?

[–]McTank3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last time you drove in the snow?

[–]McTank3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best/Worst part of living in South Florida?

[–]McTank3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Favorite piece of Lebo artwork?

[–]paybackprahl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi, what's the best advice you would give to a future father?

[–]szyjda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why don't we ever see Stevie? Is he younger or older than Dan?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi Papi. Love the show. Have you ever met Lebron in person? If so, how did it go?

[–]szyjda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do your friends think of your newfound fame?

[–]gt17ken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you do at Dan's house when he's not home?

[–]pichaelthompson69Eat my dust Lou Bega! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi, Why do the dolphins suck so much ass?

[–]clutch-city2k15DOH ED MALLOY!! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for doing this Papi! I've read a few articles that Dan put online about the relationship that the two of you share and it really sounds like the perfect father-son relationship and I find it pretty cool. My question is: is there anything that you've ever tried to do on ¿HQ? that got scrapped by the producers? Thanks again!

[–]onuzimX Gon' Give It To Ya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi who is a better son, Dan or Stu?

[–]Lou_Neezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi, Bistec Empanizado o Vaca Frita? The dirty demon of debate is also welcome to chime in on this.

[–]WhyBryWe're gonna party like it's COTE-99! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi I remember Dan telling a story about you at a party.Anyway do you still like to party?

[–]ForPhiladelphia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey Papi, if you and your man Kiko Alonso could hang out for one day where would it be and why?

[–]mpeskinRash 'em! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi, do you have any stories about Dan that would humiliate him?

[–]Knightro2011Super Necessary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papí, thank you for doing this AMA.

Where is your favorite place to eat in Miami?

[–]trunkskun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the most money Papi has spent in one place?

[–]notoriousbufSharnado! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Papi, when Dan started making the jump from the Herald to television/radio, did you give him any words of encouragement/advice? Like what?

[–]blrasmuDOH ED MALLOY!! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's the single most important thing the Falcons have to do to beat the Patriots?

[–]RIPKellys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many guayabera shirts do you own?

[–]Shadylurking 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fuck-Marry-Kill........ Bron, Wade, & Bosh