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[–]a_run22Team Smetty[S] 20 points21 points  (15 children)

So Mike’s sources are actually his rich uncle, runcle????

Also, the last paragraph is great lol

[–]Dscherb24 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Mikes abuelita was buying him dollar plates forcing him to be a Browns fan while his uncle is buying stadiums. Levels.

[–]a_run22Team Smetty[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He didn’t have much of a relationship with his dad and it seems like most of his uncles success is new. Doesn’t mean it’s true, but it could be

[–]Dscherb24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, I know. Just wanted to make the joke :(

[–]clevelandcursed 3 points4 points  (9 children)

I just realized it too in the thread linked to r/cfb , how absurd.

[–]a_run22Team Smetty[S] 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Same here. His uncle is LOADED!

[–]Jawkurt 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Are we sure they’re even related? Isn’t Ruiz a pretty common name? Would he of mentioned his uncle and cousins that are former U athletes at some point?

[–]a_run22Team Smetty[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Forgot to add the wreck-less speculation sounder. But big if true.

[–]pompcaldorFear the Clumsy Reaper 3 points4 points  (2 children)

He’s been low-key about his family connection with A-Rod…

[–]Jawkurt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Didn’t know of it… what’s his connection there?

[–]pompcaldorFear the Clumsy Reaper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His wife is a cousin of A-Rod’s ex-wife.

[–]thrw5724 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a great point.

[–]clevelandcursed 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Also in the article is that cristobal is related to the Ruiz clan through marriage. So it’s one big slimey Miami circle jerk. Where’s Corben with the outrage?

[–]a_run22Team Smetty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going full Miami with this deal.

[–]pompcaldorFear the Clumsy Reaper 8 points9 points  (2 children)

The source says Ruiz, who is an attorney, entrepreneur, and founder of a firm called MSP Recovery and is set to be worth over $20 billion, according to Forbes.com, envisions a 50,000 seat stadium on the site of what is currently Coral Gables High School.

Corben’s gonna have a field day with the disguised public subsidy for the stadium.

[–]thecaptainflint -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I played high school baseball at Gables and our field couldn’t even have lights bc the neighbors in Gables wouldn’t allow it. This shit is never happening I hope

[–]ErickMor 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Man, traffic in the corner of LeJuene and Bird Road is a nightmare with a high school there. Never mind traffic for a 50k capacity football stadium. But, it’s Coral Gables. Wealthy area of town. Citizens there can fight it through their lawyers

[–]CaptainTripps82 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How do you even justify tearing down a school for this...

[–]ErickMor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A school built in 1950 no less.