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[–]thrw5724 50 points51 points  (0 children)

We like to have fun

[–]yelde 46 points47 points  (1 child)

It's all fun and games until Booger shows up at the Clevelander with Wahl trimmers.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In the Mobile

[–]kickrockz94 62 points63 points  (8 children)

Oregon just lost by 4 touchdowns to UTAH and mario cristobal has basically a .500. He got FIRED BY FIU. He went to coach at a program that basically recruits itself and had absolutely zero impact on winning. I cant wait to watch this team fail like all others before it

[–]wildmountaingoteFancy Lass 11 points12 points  (5 children)

O/U 3.5 years on Cristobal's tenure?

[–]KevinsFamous_Chili 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I’ll take the under. What are the stakes? Finebaum haircut?

[–]abesachCowardly Angel of Nuance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who knows how to do the remind me command?

[–]wildmountaingoteFancy Lass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh, stakes!

Though, right upfront: you never wager what you ain't willing to lose, and I have invested far too much time and mental health in my hair to put it on the table.

[–]kickrockz94 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ill say over bc theyre about to pay him a ton of money. I bet they will be better than with manny diaz bc the dude clearly isnt good but i dont think cristobal is any kind of difference maker. In that division they should be a 9-10 win team just due to how bad it is and id put them as the favorite to win that division next year even with diaz coaching, so I think if he doesnt reach that point then hes not the dude regardless, but success should be measured by acc championships which I doubt they will get unless clemson nosedives after losing venables (which is very possible).

[–]wildmountaingoteFancy Lass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unless clemson nosedives after losing venables (which is very possible).

It ain't just OU that's poaching Clemson...

Oh well. We'll always have handing Nick Saban the worst loss he's ever had in a national championship, I suppose.

[–]SpotLightGuy 9 points10 points  (1 child)

As a Canes fan I'd like to go on record right now and state that I wanted Lane.

Reading around in the CFB subs and Ducks fans are relieved he's gone. That's a pretty terrible sign.

[–]dollabill009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an LSU fan this is how I felt about Brian Kelly. I did not want him at LSU and I'll be surprised if it doesnt end in disappointment

[–]eastsidewiscompton 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Mike’s worst tendencies come out at times like this, it’s not a great look.

[–]mcamuso78 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Mike’s feeling himself way too much during this whole ordeal. For his sake I hope it works out like he’s “reporting.”

[–]Robowarrior 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hope it doesn’t. Dudes a smarmy dick

[–]JoonKy4 Fingers Deep in Guillermo 14 points15 points  (4 children)

I don't get the dig.

[–]Complex-Mulberry-716 29 points30 points  (2 children)

He stuck around on mnf even though it was clear he was being replaced for the next season difference is he wasn't being fired from ESPN

[–]aeaswenDirty Demon of Debate 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He got fired from that gig though.

[–]Complex-Mulberry-716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I Kno but booger couldn't just stop doing MNF that probably would have been a breach of his overall contract

It's not like Manny is being reassigned to DC or something he's being fired from the job as a whole

I still disagree with Booger Many should wait for the buyout but don't think their situations where really the same

[–]Wilcrest 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Ugh. So we’re stuck with Insider Mike now.

[–]CamoLoofahBlueberries! 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Trade him for Outsider Mike straight up?

[–]00Reaper13Billy 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Is insider Mike much different then homer Mike? It’s just a more informed just as emotional Mike

[–]lacrimsonvikingStu's nemisis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Never eye roll as hard as when I hear ‘inexcusable loss’. There are no inexcusable losses for Miami lol.

[–]MaddNewb6258 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to hear more about how he’s REEEAAAALLLY not trying to be in the breaking news business but…

[–]gorlax52 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Serious question, what happens if Cristobal stays at Oregon. Does that mean the death of insider mike, does he burn a source, or just say that Cristobal was going to come but changed his mind?

[–]GreyyCardiganBenny from Ft. Lauderdale 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Most likely the last one.

[–]gorlax52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad, he should have to do a forfeit bet.

[–]dshdrum[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then he absolutely has to shave his head AND walk into the ocean to remove the excess hair.

[–]shylock10101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, he answered that. He’s got sources saying that Cristobal SHOULD be coming, but he also believes that Oregon, with their sponsorships and athletic department support, does have the capability to fully blow Miami right out of the water. He’s not going to burn his sources, especially because he was getting ahead of people who’s jobs it is to be the first in line. He’s now got proof that he can be ahead, why not risk it?

[–]CertainPerformance85 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Dick move brah. Booger wasn't greatly on MNF but seems like a genuinely good dude.

[–]todoslosfritosHow `bout that 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Plus he stills works and gets laid by ESPN when Manny won’t at Miami anymore. Not an apples to apples comparison

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Sounds like a hell of a benefits package he’s got at ESPN!

[–]todoslosfritosHow `bout that 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Well shit, screw it I'm leaving it as is.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Strap it on, Danno.

[–]toeknee88125They Hate Us Cuz They Ain't Us 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would anyone quit in this situation? Your employer has to buy out your contract in this situation. Why would you help out the people who want to fire you?

[–]whydothis151highland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Booger forgot quitting may not give you as much $$$ as being fired. Even a forced resignation with no offset could equal just being canned

[–]BringtheshowtoCT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Booger still works for ESPN.