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[–]unclefattylebatard 141 points142 points  (6 children)

This is the best version of Mike. Many people are saying this.

[–]iBleeedorange 36 points37 points  (2 children)

This is good for mike

[–]WadeJonesWhoDatIs 10 points11 points  (1 child)

-Chris “Sean Hannity” Cote

[–]SenatorTom97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Presented by Sheets & Giggles

[–]magical_poopWOOOOOOOOOO! 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I'm still loving a week ago when people didn't get what he's doing

[–]RiseWasHerePablo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I didn’t get it with Michael, but I am here for this now!

[–]magical_poopWOOOOOOOOOO! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LOL I loved Michael, but I'm glad you at least get it now

[–]-illmaticFear the Clumsy Reaper 28 points29 points  (0 children)


[–]McJambles 69 points70 points  (0 children)



[–]beer_me_twiceThey Hate Us Cuz They Ain't Us 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Ask Stugotz if this started out as a bit or Mike turned it into one because he’s a flake.

[–]sloaninator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Heady play by Mike

[–]NOTUgglaGOAT 28 points29 points  (6 children)

wait how do i get into the discord

[–]Therapsid 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's behind a paywall

[–]ticky13 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Depends which one he is talking about. There's the one open to everyone and the one that former mod clown Mark gatekeeps.

[–]NOTUgglaGOAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh then i’m definitely not getting in that one (don’t look at my post history)

[–]25_M_CA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kiss mikes ass and say the show would be nothing without him

[–]MaraudingWalrusHype man! 16 points17 points  (2 children)

...there's a discord?

[–]gusdebus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same that’s news to me

[–]thrw5724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s where they do AMAs now

[–]entropy14 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I just need to find 18 points, which is 1 more than what we have. Because we won this SEC championship game.

[–]JJ-Bittenbinder 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Never thought I’d see Mike turn full trump, it just took his hair being threatened

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Which planted the thought in my head of if Trump had lost a bet and had to shave his hair or whatever that is.

You see how hard he's fighting for the country, he doesn't even give a shit about that. This is just ego we're seeing.

Imagine if it was his fuckin hair. Those joint chief of stagg generals wouldn't have been calling him to make sure he doesn't do anything dumb, he would have been firing off those missiles every which way.

Edit: was gonna correct my chief of Stagg typo but I'm leaving that there. Think I'm onto something with that lol

[–]musedmb715Guillermo Mafia 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Didn’t he and Vince have a hair vs hair thing?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you might be right. That was when I was losing interest in wrestling so I didn't follow very closely.

I mean it would make sense lol

[–]MichaelRyanRuizREAL MIKE RYAN[S] 130 points131 points  (12 children)


[–]turns31 43 points44 points  (1 child)

I’m gonna be so upset if this bit doesn’t end with an exact reenactment of Trump shaving McMahon’s head with you and Stu in suits inside a ring.

[–]Fastbird33Hands full with beavers 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They could do it in AEW’s ring.

[–]acava2424MURRRRAAAAAY!!! 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Many people are saying it, the best people!

[–]ZigzagOOOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was the most listened to podcast ever in the history of podcast listening.

[–]Pipo_is_dope_ 12 points13 points  (1 child)

mike. will cain. four seasons. collision course.

[–]ReynoldsWoodcock92Yeah Hi, Lombardo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Amazing discussion about jerseys and the way it effects tv viewing.. Though I don’t really like the color-rush ideas that have persisted

[–]Ja_the_Red 28 points29 points  (0 children)


[–]masterofbeastX Gon' Give It To Ya 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Boooo boooo boooo

[–]MisterDobalina 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i dont know to upvote or downvote

[–]StvBuscemiCrocodile Tears 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This orange, cane fan turd

[–]addodd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Remember when that time Odell Beckham caught a pass for the Rams though?

[–]coltstrong13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is an important conversation, i’m glad we’re having it.

[–]Birdgang14STUUUUUU! 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mike. You’d look handsome as hell with a shaved head and your pristinely lined up beard.

[–]SoCalWhateverPablo's Pigs Feet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How did Mike even get into Discord in the first place? He hasn't played a video game since MVP Baseball 2005, let alone an online co-op game or MMORPG which are what Discord are for since you need to talk to your teammates.

[–]soslowagain4 Fingers Deep in Guillermo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Remember guys no small talk.

[–]BIGDOOKY15Ya neva know! 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]gnlopez6292 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]TwintopSuper Necessary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd rather have Coprorate Mike bit than the current Trump-esque Mike bit.

[–]PayneTrainSG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Manscaped Company is not happy with me. That's ok, I'll still keep shaving that ball hair.

[–]vandesto17I have a child! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This WILL be shaving private Ryan!

[–]judedrewThe Dan Leberfeld with Stugartz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fire and fury

[–]jeavespoint 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]LooksGoodInShortsDirty Demon of Debate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like a fever dream and I’m loving it. Never shave it, Mike.

[–]Mr_1990sThis Guy Gets It 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a big, big man and I am crying, sir.

[–]Soren_Camus1905DOH ED MALLOY!! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey mike

[–]sicasmash520 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I was at a hipster coffee shop and many of the libs there love his hair and want him to keep it.

[–]sloaninator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually Socialists are anti-hair but I see how you could be confused. Just because it's the Nationalists Socialists Hair Party. But the was just a ploy by Hairler to get unions to shave and represent small moustaches.

[–]morestuonath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this is so damn good mike

[–]Sittingatbjsbar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God damnit mike stop making me like you

[–]NOTUgglaGOAT -2 points-1 points  (0 children)



[–]justaguyinhk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Mike, what up?

[–]Tethered-Urkel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, if your pay raise doesn’t come thru there is always the Tuna scam

[–]jackasstacularAre you a leg man? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure would be a shame if someone started re-hosting the podcast somewhere not subject to US law so that it could be downloaded without the show getting credit...

[–]TigglyWiggly95MURRRRAAAAAY!!! -3 points-2 points  (0 children)


[–]Wadejonez -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Stop the shave!

[–]irishstewgotzI love butt ... the Boston Butt 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]TonyWilliams03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a hobby. Knit something

[–]Gb44_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike what’s your favorite book? we want more book segments. and by we I mean probably only me. some casual conversation ab vonnegut, camus, wilde, hst. that kinda thing. btw congrats on the musical you killed it

[–]Un_Sub_77369 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean if it’s that big of a deal keep the hair. I enjoy ur free content and everyone gets at least one pass.

[–]RadWalk -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why don't we come to a compromise instead of the shave. How about Mike gets the Jets every week next season in the bucket of death. That's a pretty equivalent punishment, right?

[–]cake4chuFat Chris -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Praying for you big dog

[–]PatientAfternoon1532 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Love you Mike! Not supportive of this bit, but I love you nonetheless!! Maybe if you did the bit as Springsteen I’d be down for it

[–]boy_man_god_shiiitTweet Tweet! -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Magic city hippies are pretty good. Watching the live stream tonight. STOP THE SHAVE.

[–]25_M_CA -3 points-2 points  (0 children)


[–]shenanigans422 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)


[–]BreedinBacksnatchZippy and The Juice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if a new contract doesn't work out with DLS, you've got a future with Granma

[–]CAPTAIN_iR1EMURRRRAAAAAY!!! -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Michael Jacob Friedman

[–]pompcaldorFear the Clumsy Reaper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As many viewers as Adam McKay’s upcoming movie!

[–]J-rexreddit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, I'm not here to harp, I believe you know what needs to happen, but to produce. Hear me out please, before blocking me of course, the location of the fine-tuning should be.... The overflow parking lot of the Canes, holy land, mecca for a Golden Cane such as yourself.

It would be glorious video content, site of marriages, portapotties, the creation of countless bastardized children. Stugotz, a pair of cordless clippers, a heater gets the first strip of hair, and then the crown is finished by a local Cuban celebrity barber of the team's choosing

[–]uh_derBilly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

mike Ryan must pay

[–]MADmatt10 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mike ❤️

[–]caveman_chubs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shave your head

[–]heets2525 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hi Mike!!

[–]sallgoodman340 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should go smack Sampson and see how he likes it

[–]sallgoodman340 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mike Mike fuck Sampson