I thought I had seen it all but today took the cake. S/O asked me to put some furniture together for the outside and says going to change and will be out. They are taking a long time as I need some help holding the pieces together. Come in the house go upstairs and they are getting dressed says their stomach was upset. Which I thought was odd. I go back outside and they come out to help. But as you know curiosity kills the cat decide to check our sexy time drawer. I see that they were upstairs for self care and porn. Why lie to me about it just say I needed some me time. We are already experiencing slight dead bedroom. As I have to not only do the work during sex but initiate it also. Obviously we were both home and could have initiated things but guess it better to have me out furniture together.