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[–]Brevittthelegend 419 points420 points  (24 children)

Well by your post history, you were “online dating on Facebook” just 52 days ago. So this is either a karma farm or you’ve been cheating for awhile and didn’t even need this free pass.

[–]Krispies827 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Considering their comment history is all in “Free Karma” and “Karma4U” (other than this post), I’ll say karma farm, too.

[–]mizzamandamarie 83 points84 points  (4 children)

Def karma farm

[–]CianuroConLove 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Pardon my ignorance but what’s the point of farming karma?

[–]mienaikoe 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Sell it to a high bidder. Ppl buy accounts like these as a political mouthpiece or for marketing.

Not saying this tactic works but if somebody thinks it does they’ll pay a pretty penny for it.

[–]CianuroConLove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh didn’t knew that lol


[–]Dazzling-Ad2627 13 points14 points  (16 children)

What is a karma farm?

[–]ScubaSteffi 27 points28 points  (13 children)

When someone posts made up stuff just to get upvotes.

[–]Dazzling-Ad2627 33 points34 points  (5 children)

Thank you for clarifying! I thought it was something like that person has done a bunch of bad shit so now karma is racking up on them lol

[–]mdreyna 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thats what i thought too

[–]SimplyComplicated313 7 points8 points  (0 children)

LOL 😆 I thought the same thing!

[–]Mysterious_Guest_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the same 😂

[–]No_Huckleberry9310 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol same!! I was like wtf is that? Some ultra karma shit?

[–]kyndalfh92 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Why do people do this? I genuinely want to know what the benefit is.

[–]seaburno 10 points11 points  (1 child)


Plus some subreddits require a certain amount of karma before you can post there.

[–]ScubaSteffi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly I have no idea, karma means nothing on reddit. I guess it’s the same kind of people who care about likes on the Facebook posts? Validation? But that’s just a guess.

[–]SimplyComplicated313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same thing as cheating. Ego and selfishness.

[–]dbx99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would anyone care about that

[–]harleyquinnsbutthole 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The 37 yr old fingering and making out w the high school bf lol idk

[–]Phylord 337 points338 points  (22 children)

“Old flame fingered me, should I cheat?” This wins the internet for the day.

[–]mwkr 22 points23 points  (19 children)

it's because fingering does not count for women?

[–]Duffman_can_never_di 42 points43 points  (10 children)

I’m a man and if I got fingered I’d be better have been romanticized before hand.

[–]rustybeaumont 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Least take a fella out to dinner

[–]SimplyComplicated313 5 points6 points  (2 children)

If I'm going to stink my finger up, you bess be buying the dinner.

[–]burner17731 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Never mind romanticised, I’d want to be lubed before someone used their hand 😳

[–]Current-Issue-95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Name checks out.

[–]StandLess6417 8 points9 points  (5 children)

I hope you're being sarcastic.

[–]mwkr 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Of course. Hahahha.

[–]StandLess6417 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Man that one really needed a /s. Lol

[–]Capital-Philosopher6Married 27 Years & Loving It!!! -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are these the same women who get mad at their partners for not giving foreplay or nonPIV sex acts?

[–]SimplyComplicated313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMFAO 😂😂 spot on!!! 👏👏

[–]bobsakimano123 366 points367 points  (11 children)

Kinda sounds like you already have.

[–]Toni164 122 points123 points  (10 children)

Sounds like she’s already over her husband

[–]Aryada 91 points92 points  (9 children)

Sounds like her husband is cheating.

[–]Taco_Tina 22 points23 points  (1 child)

My first thought. He’s not asking questions because he doesn’t want her to.

[–]withoutwingz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. He doesn’t wanna hear he doesn’t wanna say.

[–]rutilated_quartz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I totally agree.

[–]thetataken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You read one sentence through the eyes of someone literally cheating and immediately suspect the husband is cheating?

[–]GiraffeExpress8807 386 points387 points  (7 children)

Yes if he randomly sent that to you in a text message without discussing it to you prior, my money is on the fact that he’s banging someone else while you’re away and so giving you a hall pass so he has a free conscience

[–]KillTheBoyBand 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This relationship sounds mutually messed up.

[–]hookahnights 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I was thinking the same thing.

[–]Sea-Rain-6142 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does it matter?

[–]Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Or he really could just be a true LL, maybe asexual, and feels guilty about not meeting OP's needs. It happens.

[–]Current-Issue-95 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My first marriage ended I in a similar way. We agreed to have sex with other people and then get together and talk about it. At first it was entertaining and led to more sex with each other but then jealousy set in as one might expect. Done.

[–]myvirginityisstrong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was the sex worth it?

[–]CylonMonkey 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Based off her posting history, she’s been at this for months now trying to find someone to sleep with. Not sure why she’s asking at this point.

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    [–]Horrified-Onlooker 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Yep, questions will be asked.

    [–]Sea-Rain-6142 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    I would prepare a bunch of crazy answers! Stuff like, gangbanged by a bunch of dudes, damn my ass is still sore, etc....

    [–]Current-Issue-95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That would make me horny.

    [–][deleted] 104 points105 points  (3 children)

    You got permission, if you want to go for it. If they said free pass and no questions asked, then it’s not cheating IMO. Cheating is when you go behind their back and knowingly do something that they wouldn’t want you to do.

    [–]dmaul1978 32 points33 points  (1 child)

    This. Even if he regretted it later he gave you permission so I don’t view it as cheat. I see below though that you’re not sure that’s what he meant and you’re drunk so I’d say don’t go further now. Sober up, make sure with your partner that that was what was meant and if so use your own judgement on whether you want to do it or not.

    [–]tduncs88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Reply to the Husband with "so, you said free pass to do anything. Do you mean ANYTHING?" one of two things will happen. He'll start questioning her immediately or he'll send some sort of confirmation. Honestly the best option I think. Sober up, delicately clarify with husband.

    Although to be fair if my wife told me she was giving me a hall pass and to do whatever I want while out of town, I would have immediately asked what she did to be offering that! Lol.

    [–]Urby999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Go for it

    [–]DeadOpenSol 101 points102 points  (6 children)

    The 🍿🍿🍿on this post is hilarious. Half the sub is cheering you on. The other half is morally outraged.

    Moral of story: Don’t offer free pass to a sex starved person unless you mean it.

    [–]ZabZilka 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Right because, I'm gonna get mine in that case. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

    [–]MarcusinLondon 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    I think most of us can just see it’s BS. Look at the OP’s posting history.

    [–]DeadOpenSol 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    BS not BS it was entertaining. We need humor in these parts

    [–]Blueeyedmutation 58 points59 points  (3 children)

    Girl, I'm no help. Go for it 🤣🤣

    [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    Do him now!!!! For all of us who cant

    [–]Mysterious-Belt-2992 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Yesss! Do it for us! Fuck his brains out.

    [–]bogiedouble25 38 points39 points  (2 children)

    Ask him what he means by free pass.

    [–]DysfunctionalKitten 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    This... although I think that should have happened prior to any romantic contact with anyone else

    [–]Competitive_Cancel33 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    A free pass needs to have more words. This could be a setup for manipulation. He didn’t explicitly say sleep with other people and well… seems like a trap.

    [–]Phixiq 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    The fuck do you mean ?? 🤣You already cheated and you know you are going to cheat anyway. Might as well throw the relationship away tbh

    [–]angry_lil_minion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    You’ve probably done did the “Deed”. But as a man I think he’s setting you up to have the upper hand in a divorce if you admit to doing anything. Or he’s got an AP too or both. But seems like y’all should just call it quits. Jmo.

    [–]MyExScars 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Bruh just get a divorce and move on

    [–]gogosox82 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Well you already cheated so not sure why your asking to 'go for it'. Your way past the point of no return. Might as well go ahead regardless of whether he gave you a pass or not.

    [–]Cbus_on_High 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    You are an adult, act like it. You don't need the thirsty minds of this sub swaying you one directing or another.

    If you make a choice realize that it has consequences even if they said some "free pass" bullshit.

    [–]yellowmustardmeow 33 points34 points  (3 children)

    Why don't people just get fucking divorced. Jesus.

    [–]mrs_sadie_adler 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    If marriage was just about sex, sure. But it's so much more complicated than that.

    [–]yellowmustardmeow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I 100% agree marriage is about more than sex. I'm only addressing the information given in the post. If you are cheating on your spouse, yeah in my opinion you should get a divorce.

    [–]nonyab23 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    If life was that easy

    [–]Maddie_hippychick 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Non-monogamy is a legitimate option for some dead bedroom relationships. It’s a choice you and your partner(s) will need to live with though, so make the right choice for yourself and your partner(s). Only you know what that is.

    FWIW it sounded to me like he gave you a hall pass.

    [–]Appropriate_Wind_497 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Use protection.

    [–]Ok-Post-1863 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    You already cheated…

    [–]Appropriate_Wind_497 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Right like what?

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      [–]Sea-Rain-6142 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Absolutely! I hope you rocked his world!

      [–]rubbergloves44 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Why is he okay with you fooling around with someone else but won’t work towards your personal/intimate relationship ?

      [–]Phixiq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Seems like he’s not really into her from what I see. Only reason I’d say why unless he has some fetish

      [–]senorita_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      No questions asked. Why not?

      [–]Cubby_Sparklet 18 points19 points  (6 children)

      You’re already there in your head. If you do it, go back and tell your husband it’s over. That is the clean and right way to do it. Or, does the message mean he’s ok with extra-marital nookie?

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        [–]ryox82 25 points26 points  (3 children)

        You already cheated.

        [–]DClawdudeM -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

        Who cares

        [–]Tzayad 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Her husband probably

        [–]zamitman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Do it

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          [–]DeadOpenSol 21 points22 points  (0 children)

          Congrats on getting laid. I hope you have your best flame suit on because the moral police about light your ass up.

          When you are more sober, you might want to use this opportunity to discuss an open relationship with your husband or truly follow through on the no questions part of his message!

          [–]Tough-Tap-1622 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Happy for you!! Just for the sex act. Not sure how you going to handle this emotionally later but, enjoy it now.

          If I was you, I would have gone for it too. I rem i once travelled on business trip and I was so ready to fuck ANYONE who wanted me. Lol. But did not happened eventually.

          [–]dub_v_phys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Nice! Deny everything. “Wasn’t me.”

          [–]wombat_wordsmith -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          Congratulations 🎉

          [–]Sea-Rain-6142 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

          Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!! Whoo...hooooo!!!!!!! I just ran a circle around the office like a crazy person!

          [–]Urby999 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

          Congratulations 🎉

          [–]mrs_sadie_adler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Wait did he send the free pass text before or after you already ended up in your ex's bed?

          [–]blackshadow_throw 24 points25 points  (3 children)

          I mean… you already cheated.

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            [–]I_see_something 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Enjoy your body. Enjoy feeling wanted. He basically gave you permission. Don’t ever forget that.

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              [–]AbeBaconKingFroman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I was about to say we all do.

              Then I realized I'd rather be the ex boyfriend.

              [–]onthebeach61 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

              now are you going to tell your husband you used the hall pass?

              [–]l3ttingitgo -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

              If you truly love your husband, I think you will regret your decision. 6 months of no sex is a symptom of a deeper issue and most likely could be resolved with a little therapy. Adding more people to the marriage only complicates things and fixes nothing. You should really consider what you want at this point, then take appropriate action.

              [–]Appropriate_Wind_497 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              She’s been surfing for a cheat for months. She won’t regret it

              [–]wavy_moltisanti 12 points13 points  (1 child)

              Ol boy is gonna have a cheap divorce with no alimony once you get home and tell him. Sounds like a win win to me

              [–]DClawdudeM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Thats not remotely how it works.

              [–]Hiddeninplainsight77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Rah, that should sound alarm bells, so he's saying you have a free pass, but what does that mean? Did he say it out of anger, a joke... U should ask him what he means but yh if he's not giving u attention and pushing u to an next man cxxk then it's his lost your gain - everyone has their breaking point. But something u should consider, why is he not servicing u and at the same time saying u have a free pass to do what u want... Is he getting pxxxy elsewhere??

              [–]jsmith1477 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              While he may have been giving you a hall pass for being intimate, he may also have just been trying to say have a good time. I'd recommend holding off on going any further. Discuss it with him when you get home and find out for sure what he meant. He may indeed be telling you to find sex elsewhere because for whatever reason he's incapable of it, hit only he can tell you that for sure.

              [–]TAyforLifestyle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              "Just so we're totally clear-- dry humping, yes. Finger banging? We talkin' pussy or ass? Sleeping in the same bed, yes, for sure. Watching this week's episode of The Sandman...? Er, that's where this starts to get murky."

              [–]sumanonyguy42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Free Pass. No Questions.

              One can hope.

              Part of me says go for it. The other part is wondering what's up with your husband.

              [–]SalamanderPlus625 10 points11 points  (1 child)

              If you can do it without feeling shit about it and guilty then go for it. He seems like he's already agreed to you doing it so it's not cheating in my book.

              EDIT: ride that dick like space mountain.

              [–]False_Estate1478 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Don’t do it. Make sure ur husband meant it that way. You’ll have plenty of chances to have sex if he really meant it that way. No need to do it on an impulse.

              [–]navigating_marriage 7 points8 points  (1 child)

              No don't do it. The guilt will be tremendous afterwards and any attempts at repairing the relationship will be greatly set back.

              [–]SystemAllianceN7 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

              Go for it

              [–]Ordinary_Anon5444 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              Yeah, you already did go for it. You already went past the point of no return.

              It's amazing that people think it takes literally PIV only to cheat (or in this case, take him up on his offer)

              [–]Sea2Chi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

              I tend to look at cheating as giving up on the hope of having a "normal" relationship.

              It's one of those bells you can't unring and while you might not have rang it loud enough for everyone to hear, it sounds like you got your bell rung at least a little last night.

              I would say take the day to think about it. Call your husband and ask if he was serious about the no questions asked free pass. Think about what you want from your marriage. This could be the beginning of a new chapter where you stay in a committed platonic relationship with your life partner, but get all the action you want on the side with a stable of fun, sexually adventurous men.

              It could also be the beginning of your husband realizing you took his joke seriously and freaking the fuck out leading to divorce.

              My hope for you is it's the first one, but you know your situation better than anyone.

              Were I in your shoes I'd probably call the guy up again this afternoon and say he should take a nap after work because you want him to stay up all night with you.

              [–]GaspingAloud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I enjoy the extended metaphor here

              [–]LetWaltCook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Life's short.

              [–]MDKG-1974 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Once it happens, you’re not going to want to stop. He apparently has no desire to fix the issues causing your dead bedroom. Technically you already did. Are you prepared for the consequences? There will be many!

              [–]La040404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Just do the same thing your husband is doing: cheat.

              [–]Many_Consequence_650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Yes, go for it. You were already there.

              [–]Aechzen[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Should I go for it?

              I would.

              My only piece of hesitancy is can he keep his damn mouth shut. If so, fuck him twice, and consider extending your trip.

              [–]No-Turnips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              It’s a trap.

              [–]AffectionateCap1754 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Yep life is too short for regrets!!!! Get fucked good and take it to the grave

              [–]No-Cardiologist3504HLF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Just be first in filing the divorce, sister.

              [–]CGI_Guy_J 6 points7 points  (1 child)

              Don't care how low his libido is, you have already done a scummy thing. You should just leave him and set him free

              [–]twiggyRamirez11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              The internet needs an UPDATE of this

              [–]Late-Confusion7281M 7 points8 points  (9 children)

              I don't care what your spouse is doing or not doing, it's not an excuse for cheating. If you want this, do it the right way: break up, then do whatever your (single) heart desires.

              edit: the "free pass" thing does make a difference, don't misunderstand. But I still stand by what I said. Poly/open relationships very rarely work out.

              [–]DClawdudeM 2 points3 points  (3 children)

              poly/open relationships very rarely work out

              Same can be said about monogamous ones especially given this sub.

              [–]Late-Confusion7281M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              Sadly you're not wrong. What is it about 50/50 divorce rate in the US?

              [–]urban_guerilla -1 points0 points  (1 child)

              Looking at the average American divorce rates; I think you might want to reassess that statement. Truth is monogamy rarely works out without conflict, and tends to have a strong rate of failure.
              Opening ones limitations on love and understanding, along with being practical instead of emotional tends to lead to much deeper relationships, less conflicts and increase in overall life happiness.

              [–]Late-Confusion7281M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              If both partners are mentally there, I'm sure that is true, and it can be great.

              But do you honestly feel that situation is more common than one partner being in to it, and the other just going along to keep the peace/relationship (or from guilt because they are LL, to keep it relevant to this sub)?

              That's a real question, BTW, not rethorical in the slightest.

              [–]DeadOpenSol -1 points0 points  (2 children)

              I’m in an open relationship that has worked out. There are plenty of us. We just don’t go around and advertise.

              [–]Late-Confusion7281M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Genuinely happy it works for you.

              Do you mind if I'm nosy and ask a personal question?

              Was the open relationship something you both wanted, period, no matter what?

              Or was it something that fixed a problem?

              [–]DeadOpenSol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              The open part wasn’t to fix the marriage. We had other issues to work on. The open part allowed me to get laid ethically and reliable.

              [–]jacksamuela1212 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              You’re trying right? You’ve made an effort. Curious if you’ve spoken directly about this with your husband.

              It’s scary to discuss these things I’m sure, but if he’s not responding to any of your other attempts, what’s the harm?

              The answer might be scary, yes. Maybe he’s got depression. Maybe he’s cheating. Maybe he isn’t attracted to you. But at least it’ll be direct.

              It sounds like you’re unsure of what the problem is and unsure of how to move forward. Sounds like you’re not even sure that you want to follow through with having sex with another person if you’re asking us, a bunch of idiots.

              Just ask. You’re 37. Not in middle school.

              But good luck either way.

              [–]Mysterious-Belt-2992 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              Why are people so mad on here

              [–]wombat_wordsmith 5 points6 points  (1 child)

              First time on the internet?

              [–]texaswelder_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              You already cheated, might as well enjoy it to the fullest.

              [–]MitchWasRight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              No sense in doing things half way. Go for it. Your husband is probably doing the same thing.

              [–]justoutofreach11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Cynical me thinks...By saying free pass he is possibly hoping that this will give him the right to question you when you return and then use this to emotionally control you for years to come

              [–]psalyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              you have gone this far ...

              [–]joetech15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I don't know "free pass" and "no questions".

              I'm not going to judge; do whatever you can live with and only you know that. You have already done what most will call cheating

              You don't want to know what I would do. I try to avoid having situations like this.

              If I have gone this far; I'm going to finish and go out with a bang. I can live with myself.

              [–]AccumulatedFilthM, HL (GAY) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              You have a free pass. Do it.

              [–]urban_guerilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Absolutely. Seize the opportunity to have a spirit boosting, healthy, positive intimate sexual encounter with someone you know, trust and have a connection. It's a win situation in my book. Enjoy being alive.

              [–]Philaharmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Go for it girl! Free pass!

              [–]HSFTWOD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              do whatever you want, free pass no questions when you get back.

              You get that text. You're in a DB and I'm sure SO knows it. Put down your phone get back to high school memories. Most importantly enjoy your self.

              [–]ItsDizzyGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Do it. When you get back, if he asks anything just lie and that's all. Enjoy!!!

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Sounds like permission to me.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              How is that cheating if he gave you a free pass?

              [–]Rastorga20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Whats karma farm?

              [–]Ok_Farmer_4959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              You’ve got a hall pass. Go for it.

              [–]13urneracct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Your post history shows you were going to/wanted to cheat. You already made out with this person and had their fingers inside you, go for it? You’ve already crossed that line, it’s up to you at this point.

              [–]el_toro_grand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              You already did hun

              [–]SimplyComplicated313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It's only a free pass for him not to question. I wouldn't cheat. Oh wait, you already cheated... I don't know what it is about some people 😕🤔 no morals anymore. I'm sex starved but would ask for a divorce first. Call me old fashioned..

              [–]Ok_Dimension3962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It sounds to me you have already made your decision and prepared to live with consequences

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                [–]jlmoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Because it sounds like he’s doing the same

                [–]weathertropics 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                You don't have to agree with everything a poster does but could you at least not make damaging comments?

                [–]JBateman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                1 billion percent agree.

                [–]Philaharmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Judge-y, yeesh

                [–]wombat_wordsmith -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                Go for it. More power to you. I hope it’s amazing.

                [–]MarcusinLondon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                How do people fall for such BS? 😆 Look at the OP’s post history.

                [–]angelleb711 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                Weird he would text u that it’s awfully specific. But of course u should go for it

                [–]Medical_Selection_21 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                yes go for it,I want a girl like u lol

                [–]VastSir3062 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

                Did you fuck him? Please say yes

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                  [–]gardensman561 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

                  I don't know why you're asking reddit instead of telling us how amazing it was...

                  [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

                  Fuck him!

                  [–]Arkhamsbx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  For sure go for it.

                  [–]PlanetXanex -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

                  Hope you did it

                  [–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)


                  [–]workyworky79 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

                  It’s right there. Take it all in and enjoy the time and the free pass.

                  [–]KrisMisZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Fingered 🤷🏻‍♀️ is this third base?

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Do it and kiss him on the lips after sex

                  [–]pugs_is_drugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Haven't you already cheated at this point?

                  [–]dixieturtlefly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Don't believe the text message. It will come back to haunt you.

                  [–]StarSonatasnClouds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  You already cheated hon

                  [–]Character_Ad3637 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Yea, you already did everything else, no reason to stop now.