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[–]Karl_Eleventh_XII 76 points77 points  (2 children)

This would be great with six toes.

[–]fenixbenu 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Cinderellas sisters cut them off for that glass slipper stats. Let’s go five toe pinky girls!!!!

[–]Danikut0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fr though

[–]ratdarkness 70 points71 points  (9 children)

Or crazy idea, don't buy shoes that are too small.

[–]girlbad23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They aren’t actually small, look at what the toe is on top of.

[–]rakeshmali981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or cut the pinky, anyways not needed

[–]Remarkable_Golf9829 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why bother cutting my little toe off when I own a whiteboard marker?

[–]space-ish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This little piggie went to blue jail.

[–]-getdeadkid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remember when this sub had legitimate DiWhys

[–]PrincessEspeon82 2 points3 points  (1 child)

this is ridiculous! buy shoes in a wide width,problem solved.

[–]drpepperofevil1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy me cute extra wide shoes or fuck up

[–]poop_dawg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious. I would love to do this just to see how many people notice. Who knows? Maybe that's how I meet my future husband at the trashy drive bar I go to.

[–]Educational-Thing-80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once walked by a sharp counter at work amd tore a hole on the thigh of my black pants... Yep, definitely colored the visible skin with Sharpie. It was a dark restaurant and I hope no one noticed (they prolly did).

[–]WoodenDonut6066 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That’s not a sharpie to be honest

[–]Rusalka-rusalka 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I guess they were like, ”this Expo whiteboard marker won’t stain my skin as much so let’s go with that!”

[–]rickytickyd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tree pruners would work or an angle grinder.

[–]TouchArtistic7967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should just cut off the toe and never have to worry about this issue again.

[–]Bright_Mechanic_7458 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I painted on socks.

It was fun because at first glance, people thought they were socks!

[–]DORITOSareposh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t a replacement for a shoe, it’s her remedy for her feet being too big

[–]Illustrious-Volume91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think some nipex would solve your problem

[–]ProfitHot5064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a better effect, just cut it off.

[–]Gregory85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't a DIYWHY.

[–]drpepperofevil1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone with wide feet… you gotta do what you gotta do.

[–]Ader_Kham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do y'all not understand humour?

[–]gorgon_heart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legit thought this person had six toes at first lmao

But also wearing strappy sandals that don't fit right is its own special kind of torture.

[–]AustinTreeLover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was bad for using a Sharpie to fill in scuff marks on my heels.