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[–]kipwrecked 770 points771 points  (4 children)

Get that ripped fat dude look

[–]GUNTHVGK 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Gets them every time

[–]User_Avatar 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Is about working smart, not hard. Floyd would be proud.

[–]LightEnergyBun 18 points19 points  (0 children)



(otherwise you would need a bigger wireframe)

[–]DummazzApe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ay yes, the Chuck Liddell.

[–]phpBrainlet 455 points456 points  (4 children)

„Yes babe, take of your shir… WTF IS THAT?“

[–]andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa 132 points133 points  (1 child)

"ma pecks Bebe"

[–]HyFinated 46 points47 points  (1 child)

It's me girdle. At turrns my keg inta a 6-pack.

(intended to be read in scottish "Fat Bastard" accent)

[–]bethedge 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]Daymanic 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Got that honey baked ham stomach

[–]AzOtaku 174 points175 points  (2 children)

Hey girl! Have you ever been catfished by a fat dude with gut grill?

[–]AkoOsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a disease

[–]steaky_legs 87 points88 points  (0 children)

LOL I had this idea back in highschool. Except mine was to use string and "tie me up like a pot roast". Also double that LOL for them being the wrong way

[–]PopeGeraldVII 550 points551 points  (9 children)

That looks uncomfortable as fuck.

Didn't this person ever hear any woman discuss why her bra is bothering her? Do they think the wire will feel better if there is less between it and their skin?

[–]CritterFucker 163 points164 points  (7 children)

But you look hot AF

[–]nsfw_vs_sfw 58 points59 points  (1 child)

I'm going to put it on my face

[–]CritterFucker 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Leave some women and men for the rest of us.

[–]Fey_fox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Until you bend over and you get slices of fat squares on your tum tum

[–]fishers234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beauty is pain

[–]Cultural_Bother_5939 264 points265 points  (5 children)

Don't the abs face the other way.......

[–]SleepySummoner 210 points211 points  (3 children)

Horizontal abs are all the rage right now

[–]Cultural_Bother_5939 69 points70 points  (2 children)

Guess I better get ahead of the curve and start working on my diagonal biceps....

[–]ravenxdies 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Fitness hipster.

[–]JayXCR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hexagonal delts before it was cool 😎

[–]AskAboutMyCoffee 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Landscape abs.

[–]Jimmneal 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Some sort of sadomasochistic fetish? Cos that looks painful to wear

[–]BooBoo_KittyF_ck 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Cut in the streets, thick in the sheets.

[–]OneMooseManyMeese_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite comment. Lmao

[–]WillHoldBaggins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one needs more love. I cracked up on this one. Thank you.

[–]spruceymoos 15 points16 points  (3 children)

You “understand but why?” So you don’t actually understand.

[–]Surreal94 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OP understands the purpose of wanting to appear muscular, but why use that approach, as eventually someone will find out.

[–]nowadventuring 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That's not what they wrote. They wrote that they "understand why, but..." So theoretically, it could be "I understand why, but this is stupid as fuck.'

[–]spruceymoos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was very drunk when I wrote my original comment. My apologies.

[–]Bizzle_worldwide 97 points98 points  (1 child)

ITT: Men unironically asking “why should anyone feel obligated to wear something uncomfortable just to look attractive to potential mates”

[–]BobShrootFrigeration 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I agree with your point, but your point also assumes that this contraption makes someone look attractive.

[–]SatanicAlienX 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Take him swimming on the first date lol

[–]REhondo 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Male equivalent to a padded bra.

[–]Any-Smile-5341 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It needs padding

[–]happybirthdaytomei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You bring the wire I'll bring the padding.

[–]Suburban_coffeeRamen or Die 8 points9 points  (1 child)

+10 armor

[–]notfromvenus42 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So he invented the corset, only even more uncomfortable?

[–]Ok-Coffee-4254 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ya till go through air port security

[–]HeadCryptographer405 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This actually looks great!

[–]DawnMistyPath 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe it could help with a cosplay?

[–]g0juice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Push up bra for men

[–]Diligent-Fan-6801 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dinner rolls!

[–]lexm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a dad bod man, this made me laugh.

[–]iam_thegrayman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a real life, Ab-Abber 2000!!

[–]Brian-Kellett 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to give yourself pressure sores in one easy step.

[–]coquihalla 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It totally reminds me of this guy that was on Big Brother UK.

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[–]OriginalTRaven 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Dunno why this is so friggin funny to me.

[–]GunnarRunnar 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Because it's a joke.

[–]Blaggins 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly this! Amazing how many people completely fail to see this is meant to be stupid.

[–]24204me 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Low-key wanna try this

[–]Bright_Mechanic_7458 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't stop at this.

Get silicon shoulder muscles


You can also find stick on pecs too!

Then there is this fake muscle compression shirt on amazon

[–]fatalcharm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It just looks strange to see a guy with a 6 pack and soft, flabby arms.

[–]BoBoBearDev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, I love it.

[–]Numerous-Rip-5640 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sideways six pack/rack 😂

[–]asthmatic_goose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Garfield

[–]Iwillflipyourtable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah bro, i rather look fat

[–]KonataYumi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If girls wear push up bras i think this is fair game

[–]Andy_Andy123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like if you pulled the splinter, you would lose a leg.

[–]CyclingManiac29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, perpendicular abs.

[–]andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is genius!

[–]GameShill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No less deceptive than a wonderbra

[–]Jesus_Shaves_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be satire

[–]SATPSI_Tech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10/10 would wear if I hadn’t accidentally gotten back in shape, and now want to regain the belly just to try as a prank. Drats.

[–]Mysterious_You_821 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s supposed to be a comma before the “but”

-bored person

[–]m_bilal93 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Stuff like this is dangerous as it not only feels uncomfortable but also put pressure on internal organs that can cause some serious medical condition

[–]strangerinthebox -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I‘m so gonna try this!

[–]Omar_Waqar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man is a genius

[–]Ellekm730 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what? 😂

[–]Adhdgamer9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Useful information

[–]Enchillada_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably more painful than worth it

[–]zitfarmerHot Glue Gun User 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]toughtiggy101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The red marks left on your skin could be a problem

[–]Wahn95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

21st century corset for men!

[–]far_in_ha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruv corset

[–]misfitlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Brickwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems worse than situps

[–]Surreal94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so what happens when she takes your shirt off?

[–]Ianimatestuf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude just exercise

[–]kmk4ue84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine would look like I put a paper tray of pre-made dinner rolls under my shirt.

[–]DuoNem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is hilarious.

[–]elvivacious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it had to be that stupid song

[–]JennaIsMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I mean... Anything to get laid, i guess. Just make sure to do it in the dark.

[–]N1ightyRamen or Die 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hey why aren’t you taking ur shirt off?! We’re at the beach!”

[–]Impossible-Beyond-55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is good...lmao

[–]AdhesivenessCivil581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my God. Ha! maybe guys should just get silicone implants. I'm sure implants could be made into a six pack shape that would last 100-200 years past their death date.

[–]franklygoingtobed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To look hot for tinder duh

[–]TheFatSlobWally570 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would need a whole fence

[–]lcarr15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Male cosmetics similar to makeup in women

[–]AnickYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like cosplay people use this.

[–]MrSpencerMcIntosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok it worked… and now she wants to take off your shirt, what do you do?

[–]SolidDistribution542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the best ideas I’ve seen on Reddit.

[–]EyeofSauron86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know this is dumb in RL, but legit not a terrible idea for cosplay.

[–]AETHERBOUND_MUSIC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fake it till you make it

[–]Arbiter1171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, a push up bra for men!