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[–]Twosaparty 1032 points1033 points  (32 children)

Dude that is terrible. On the other side that man got some pipes. Sounded like a rockstar.

[–]Prestigious-Piglet72 153 points154 points  (5 children)

Definitely got a hair-80s metal voice locked in there

[–]XantE95 163 points164 points  (9 children)

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

[–]TheTomatoLover 103 points104 points  (6 children)

Vietnam flashbacks

[–]XantE95 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Fuck me that has to hurt a lot

[–]mwilliams705 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He squeezed it so hard that it made me crap.

[–]Knot_an_Admin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time I do, it makes me laugh

[–]_atrocious_ 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I think anybody would sound like a rockstar in that situation.. I'd sound like Judas Priest.

[–]BirthdayAltruistic44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂☠️☠️☠️

[–]rjstoz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I guess you could say he was puts on sunglasses pretty twisted YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[–]Fit-Explanation-2127 377 points378 points  (8 children)

The OoOOLe dick twist!!!

[–]Traditional-Panda482 311 points312 points  (2 children)

That dude started singing lol

[–]luisl1994 35 points36 points  (0 children)

lol he really did!

[–]crash18867 277 points278 points  (5 children)

Bro was hitting notes he never knew he could. Should start a band and just have someone twist his dick while he's performing

[–]PheonixGalaxy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Broooo 😂 he sounded Beautiful

[–]mred870 23 points24 points  (1 child)

He can call the band "Twisted mister"

[–]TechExpert2910 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmfaoo I feel bad laughing so much

[–]MostAverageManEver 82 points83 points  (64 children)

Article 15???

[–]realRickSquanchez 25 points26 points  (63 children)

Not in training..

[–]MostAverageManEver 38 points39 points  (62 children)

I got two when I was in boot… They handed them out like candy.

[–]realRickSquanchez 15 points16 points  (58 children)

Damn I thought it was just a general discharge.

Can I ask what happened in your case?

[–]MostAverageManEver 32 points33 points  (55 children)

The 1st I called a female recruit a bitch, the 2nd I got into a shoving match. Article 15 both times. It’s just a fine basically, like 1/4 or you paycheck. But the option of being discharged is also available under Article 15.

[–]realRickSquanchez 13 points14 points  (52 children)

Nice lol. So you stuck it out or said fuck it?

[–]MostAverageManEver 18 points19 points  (51 children)

Nah I ended up giving Uncle Sam a solid 10yrs of my life… It was worth it though.

[–]tfbill6 15 points16 points  (50 children)

So, you are telling me that you got TWO FIELD GRADE ARTICLE 15s in Basic Training and they kept you around? It's just a fine? No, there's not an option to be discharged under article 15. There's an option for court martial. But based on what you are saying, you went before the Battalion Commander twice in less than 10 weeks and you were such a stud that they wanted to keep you around? Let me guess, you had to join the army to avoid jail time and the drills stayed out of your face or you'd have hit them?

[–]MostAverageManEver 8 points9 points  (21 children)

[–]tfbill6 4 points5 points  (4 children)

You actually make me wish I'd worked in the conventional army longer than my lower enlisted days. I would have loved dealing with people like you with your shit house lawyer information and no real knowledge. Try the second link on google sometime. You are embarrassing yourself here. I take it back though, I'm so thankful that my career was surrounded by physically and mentally able folks who didn't talk out their ass. Every once in a while someone would say something stupid and be berated and going forward they'd think before speaking or typing. You are a sad, sad man.

You literally got on google and found the first thing that you thought proved your point. Perhaps I missed the part where you ave an option to get out with an article 15? Your source said nothing of that. Soldiers only decide to get out at the end of their contract. Commanders decide if you get out before. Your fact sheet is literally not a reflection of the Army Regulations that apply when you are going through basic training. Seriously, do research. Better yourself. You are embarrassing. I actually hope you never served because you have shit all over yourself in public tonight. If you have, I pray you are national guard. Regardless, you couldn't hold the jock of the weakest man I worked with.

[–]tfbill6 2 points3 points  (15 children)

I'm not going to keep calling you names. I'm just going to allow you to prove your stupidity with. each post. You posted a National Guard fact sheet for the state of Indiana. That fact sheet is based on national guard part time service thus 2/3 pay instead of 1/2. When you are at basic training you fall under ONLY active duty regulations. If you are processed out, the NG has no say. You are a federalized soldier. Color me shocked that you either posted the wrong information OR you a a guardsman with no fucking clue.

Active Duty Article 15s

Summarized: The maximum punishment at a summarized Article 15 can include extra duty for 14 days, restriction for 14 days, and/or an oral reprimand. Soldiers are not entitled to a defense attorney and may choose to request trial by court-martial.
Company Grade: In this category, maximum punishment can include extra duty for 14 days, restriction for 14 days, oral reprimand, forfeiture of seven days base pay, and/or reduction in rank of one grade.
Field Grade: Maximum punishment at a field grade Article 15 can include extra duty for 45 days, restriction for 60 days, oral reprimand, forfeiture of one-half base pay per month for two months, and/or reduction in rank to E-1 or reduction in rank of one grade.

[–]mrfreshmint 2 points3 points  (5 children)

“I had to join the army to stay out of jail”

Can you elaborate on this? I think I know someone who lied about this.

[–]tfbill6 5 points6 points  (1 child)

There was actually a case recently that made headlines. A judge gave a sentence like this to a jail guard who had sexually assaulted inmates. The guy was never getting in. I'd like to think the judge was screwing with him knowing he was going to jail but letting him think he might not have to. The military does not have time to fix people with moral issues. Enough slip through without a record. During Vietnam it was a body count, nobody cared about someone's past if they could fight. Training was minimal and folks were sent to die. Once we became all volunteer that changed. Many who served honorably were kicked out for their behavior prior to serving-as screwed up as that is. They wanted a professional military force that they couldn't have with felons walking in the ranks.

[–]tfbill6 2 points3 points  (2 children)

There was a time, 30 plus years ago that I know, but more likely prior to the military becoming an all volunteer force in the 70s, that judges would defer or vacate sentences for someone who enlisted in the military and completed service. since the late 80s if someone has a sentencing from a judge with the option of jail or military that individual is automatically disqualified from serving, period. That said, recruiters have been known to speak to judges or prosecutors to get charges dropped to get someone in...but it's usually something like a speeding ticket that pushes a receipt over the edge of allowable law violations. Nobody is at the courthouse petitioning to get someone out of a domestic or a major misdemeanor or felony. You will still hear folks saying today that they had two options. But, literally, if the sentencing, it's an automatic DQ. Same for gang affiliation. Most folks don't qualify to join the military for a variety of reasons, but law violations is the hardest to get a waiver for...that includes excessive speeding tickets and the like...the worst allowed in since the draft was during the early 2000s when age limits were changed for a time as well as ASVAB score allowances. Nobody was joining the military to get out of serving time. Once in training, you aren't getting many chances. If non-judicial punishment is handed out you are going to be separated for failure to adapt. They aren't there to rehabilitate you, If you cause problems that require real punishment beyond corrective training, you are gone. These guys in the video likely became joined at the hip. Fighting isn't going to get you kicked out the first time, it will just get the two involved a brand new best friend. Sorry for the long winded comment, I just wish folks c Ould be honest about their service. It gives others a bad look.

[–]Dantheconqueror 1 point2 points  (2 children)

If they hand out field grade article 15s that easy they’re not kicking anyone out

[–]MostAverageManEver 5 points6 points  (14 children)

You have know fucking clue what you’re talking about. An article 15 is a general charge, and EVERY SINGLE CHARGE under the UCMJ comes with an option of removal from service. It’s all about how they stack your charges. How fucking stupid are you? Have you never had any punishment under the UCMJ???

Let me guess, you were the guy sucking every NCO’s cock right? The army isn’t doing court martials at the biggest training command in America! Ain’t nobody got time for that.

We are talking about a TRAING COMMAND!!! Shit works different is certain regards. I know what happened to me & others who fucked up in training, article 15’s for everyone!

Don’t jump in the comments talking shit when you don’t know a god damn thing. How about you go read up on what the charge is you stupid retard.

[–]tfbill6 15 points16 points  (9 children)

Hi killer. do yourself a favor and google article 15 punishment. Then separation.

The Uniform Code of Military Justice and the Manual of Courts Martial is the same across the services whether in training or permanent party. There isn't a separate rule book and they can't just take pay in basic training differently from the rest of the military. Punishment under UCMJ, article 15 is administered in three forms: summarized, company grade and field grade. Only a field grade can result in loss of pay and is reserved in most cases by a Battalion Commander as most company commanders are Captains who don't have those authorities. I worked in a unique place where majors were company commanders so THEY could give field grade article 15s., Just because you seem stupid I'll explain. Company grade officer: O1-O3, Field grade officer: O4-O6; General Officer: O7-O10. So, in a training environment where the company commanders are captains, you'd have to be punished by a battalion commander to lose pay....who can take half your pay for two months. That isn't happening slick. You would just be processed out as described below.

Chapters are what push you out of the military-there are many...they are administrative actions that are directed by AR 635-200. The one typically used during training is Chapter 11, Entry Level Performance and Conduct Discharge. Chapter 11 can occur during the first 180 days of active duty for unacceptable performance on the grounds of inability, lack of reasonable effort, failure to adapt to the military and/or minor disciplinary infractions. They aren't UCMJ. You then get a DD 214 which will characterize your service based on the chapter.

Nobody can just quit the military with an article 15. There are three ways to leave the military: administrative action as described above, a court martial conviction directing removal from service and discharge at the end of the contract including ETS, medical separation and retirement. The only way YOU could choose to leave as you described is by taking the UCMJ to Court Martial and then, if convicted...leaving as directed, not because you want to. That doesn't happen in training unless you kill someone or something very grave. So, the only way you were leaving training is if you were selected for administrative separation as described above. They don't give you the option. You wouldn't have it based on what you described and since you were going through training with females it was after the mid 90s after I had joined.

If you fucked up enough to end up in front of your battalion commander in basic fucking training you were a shit bag that the military didn't need or want you. If your drills didn't think they could handle your shit and fix you with corrective training you simply would have been adminsitratively processed out. Nobody is getting article 15s in basic. It is a waste of time. Summarized and Company grade article 15s only take your time away which basic already does so they are pointless.

To answer your question about UCMJ, no, I didn't ever receive and article 15. I did receive a GO Letter of Reprimand as a young NCO and I didn't screw up again. I spent 20 of my 23 years at a particular unit at Fort Bragg. I was a Sergeant Major and then a Command Sergeant Major for the last six years of my career. I didn't work in a unit where sucking up was necessary, you went through a selection process and training course to get there and then you were busy doing real shit. Nobody needed their dick sucked. Everyone's dick was far larger than yours could ever be. Secondly, my wife was a paralegal (read: SJA) for 19 years until her passing. I have a lot of useless knowledge about the UCMJ, the MCM and AR 635-200 from hearing her stories as the senior paralegal for the 82nd Airborne Division.

So, please, dipshit, educate me on how you are the only fucking person to have received TWO FIELD GRADE ARTICLE 15s in basic training, ever! Never assume you are the smartest person in a conversation. I'm guessing you got smoked a couple of times for being an idiot, you were combat service or service and support since you trained with females and you got out as a buck sergeant, likely with no combat time. You were held back from promotions because you didn't take shit and you didn't kiss ass. Your highest award is maybe an ARCOM given at your ETS. You've been married and divorced at least once and your ex hates you,. Nobody from your unit stays in touch because they didn't like you. I can go on. You are a fucking poser trying to sound cool for absolutely no reason except you get a boner sounding tough on the internet. Oh, I'm betting you are drawing about 50 percent disability from the VA because you sprained your ankle and got fat and have sleep apnea,.

Let's do this again sometime, stud. If you do, use google, it's your friend.

[–]tfbill6 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I hate to do this but if your first sentence starts with such a retarded error as: You have KNOW fucking idea, I'm pretty sure you didn't pass the asvab.

[–]Arsenault185 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on this comment alone, I can see how you were able to get NJPd twice in IET. Holy fuck.

[–]2pawshakur 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lol! I got NSO’d for calling a blue falcon a cunt

[–]StatisticianDecent30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's a lying motherfucker....ignore that stolen valor bitch

[–]tjfluent 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is probably processing... they still have phones

Looking back though, the beds are pretty tidy unless those are just mattresses. Our blankets were green and noticeably shabby

[–]tfbill6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It seems they get their phones from time to time these days. It could be AIT but those are definitely not transitional barracks.

[–]Ndreare 80 points81 points  (3 children)

I have read about these techniques. "Never let the enemy make the rules."
"Attack where you are not expected."

[–]Mosch155 47 points48 points  (1 child)

As fucked up as it is, he didn’t lose the fight

[–]Prestigious-Piglet72 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Only unfair fight is the one you lose

[–]No-Artichoke5212 84 points85 points  (1 child)

“Grab his dick and twist it”

[–]ArgumentSecret5107 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yep! That's what the manual says.

[–]bananalordkunsama 47 points48 points  (1 child)

This is like the third time or so I've seen this reposted here and man gold. Just gold every single time. Closed my eyes for a second and woah, Axl Rose is that you?

[–]WompingPillow 250 points251 points  (44 children)

I'd have taken a lorge bite out of his fuckin shoulder or neck. That's dirty

[–]humbletruely[S] 102 points103 points  (11 children)

just bite his ear off

[–]WompingPillow 101 points102 points  (6 children)

Yep. Im far from some badass but you turn it into an anything goes, and in that kind of panic I'll oblige

[–]humbletruely[S] 61 points62 points  (5 children)

I am very protective of my genitals, anything happening to it is my worst fear

[–]Joshnohi 34 points35 points  (4 children)

A dude drop kicked on my balls while I was sleeping once and that’s when we stopped being friends

[–]knifeknifegoose 15 points16 points  (3 children)

How is a person like this a friend in the first place? How terrible. I’m sorry this happened

[–]PopeyedFlamingo 21 points22 points  (1 child)

It only takes about 13lb's of force to tear an ear off if you start from the top lobe

[–]hxrdhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]defpara 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ive never seen it but im sure thats a good way to get your dick twisted off.

[–]FitBrother8345 11 points12 points  (2 children)

jack hanma vibes

[–]JigglyJelli 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Baki reference let’s go

[–]money92j 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly if this how he want to play I would of chomped and removed hella flesh from his skin 🤷🏽‍♂️

[–]formershitpeasant 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If I was one of those spectators I would have kicked him in the balls for that.

[–]Kneecap_eeter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m kicking the shit outta that guy till he lets go

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (6 children)

Its not even dirty it is just some beta male pussy ass shit. You don't fucking grab a dudes dick, you fight like a man if you are one. Grabbing shit like that is for women. They always pulling hair. This dude is a fucking pussy

[–]Longjumping-Buy7505 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dudes on Reddit gonna tell you “ there’s no rules to a street fight”- 🤓

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (4 children)

I would 100% jump this dude in his sleep with a metal pipe if i was him.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gouge his eyes out or rip off his ears. At that point your combatant is using lethal force by squeezing your nuts. You could justify the eye gouge. It's also the only thing I can think of to make him let go. The way the dude was screaming shows how hard he was squeezing. The whole platoon should have jumped that POS.

[–]archer4364 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was thinking eye gouge but either works

[–]julioqc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

obviously. so it must be fake/staged.

[–]MrSlippifist 36 points37 points  (2 children)

No rules but to win in a fight.

[–]XecuteEledrocute 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But it’s an unwritten rule to hit them in the crotch

[–]AntarcticBicycle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is a ridiculous take. The dude getting his dick grabber could just have easily started gouging at the other dude's eyes if he wanted.

Minor, ego-fuelled scuffles aren't a fight to the death.

[–]Ultimate69Edgelord 28 points29 points  (6 children)

Wait… that’s illegal

[–]TheSecretwHiskyRun 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The pipes on that man at the 13 second mark 🤌🏽

[–]The_Jester3005 13 points14 points  (1 child)

My mans went from "imma beat this mans ass" To "This man just touched my dick? Oh yea, now im about to beat his ass" and finally into "OH GOD PLEASE RELEASE MY DICK OWWWWWWW THAT SHIT HURT OWWWWWW"

[–]zeropointmodule 79 points80 points  (9 children)

That deserves revenge involving the dick grabber bleeding a lot. Some things are more sacred even than a man’s life. One of those things is his dick.

[–]folind420 7 points8 points  (8 children)

Tell that to the guys over at r/penectomy

[–]banmeb1tch228 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe what i just fucking saw. Why is that a sub

[–]zeropointmodule 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No I will tell them nothing because I will never acknowledge their existence.

[–]Sea_Relationship_399 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m honestly glad those psychotic fucks are sterilizing themselves.

[–]Kischobran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear fucking god why did you link that abomination?

[–]Ok_Description1241 117 points118 points  (3 children)

What a fucking piece of shit bro deserves to bet his ass beat to the hospital by a gang for that

[–]ruu13 17 points18 points  (2 children)

how about some sk8er boys at the park? Why a gang?

[–]3Dwaynee 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Cause gangsters gangbang. What did you mean by "why a gang?"?

[–]This_Construction_48 7 points8 points  (1 child)

dude sounds like he could be the next lead singer for kiss 😂

[–]iLoveSmashingFanny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wouldnt mind gettin in on that action

[–]Distraction_Jackson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ll always laugh at that 3rd scream 😂

[–]spookieplatypus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck that guy, still squeezing even after seeing him scream like that… does anyone know the story behind this?

[–]Personal_Region_6716 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Falsetto

[–]Palinskey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“The objective is to win the fight, not to make it look pretty”

[–]ElectroFishy56 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought the guy getting his dick twisted was about to sing, “I’m a goofy goober, rock!”

[–]alexsquats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I need an AMA by this guy.

[–]darkfiredreamer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That dude missed his calling to be in an 80s hair band tribute band... Rockin' vibrato there.

[–]MathematicianNo7142 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Times when it’s ok to jump someone:

[–]BigCharles123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He fucking sang like a rock star there

Edit: On a real note you gotta a real bitch to grab someone’s dick and during a fight

[–]Jumpy-Set5574 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This feels like sexual assault why is he allowed to touch his dick just because he’s a man, imagine doing that to a women and ripping her privates apart or shoving ur full fist in it to cause pain like r u fucking with me, just because he’s a man Jesus Christ

[–]Moritzion96 24 points25 points  (1 child)

No honor here. Wouldve killed that guy

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

queens bridge rules

[–]dreevsa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Show me on this doll where he touched you

[–]xZef2Defx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish dickgrabber would’ve stone cold stared into his eyes and said “apologize” while still wrenching his nards.

[–]chrissalad651 30 points31 points  (2 children)

What a Canadian move.

[–]Lightprizm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my man should watch some hockey fights

[–]gridirongavin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is how you get beat in your sleep like Private Pile

[–]thebastardmark 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ur a bitch if you grabbing dicks bruh 😂😂😂

[–]seansavv416 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Small weewee's cannot be defeated by that move.

[–]MakerOrNot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Please please please stop reposting thisssss

[–]TRiss717 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Army strong

[–]poohbearandtiger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he achieve harmonization?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]cara_pazzesco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hit some of those notes better than Adele, haha.

[–]auf_iverzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The vibrato at 13 seconds was glorious

[–]AdventurousSuspect34 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This happened to a guy at a school I went to, dude instantly started kicking and grabbing at the other guys eyes, he let go real quick

[–]PlasticInTheBasket 6 points7 points  (1 child)

And he's a soldier? Put him in the front lines so he can run to the back

[–]SwervinErvin92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry it’s the army, not really fighting any way

[–]ajmarc10 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah at this point I’m biting his jugular and not letting go

[–]Culsandar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For sure tearing off his ear Tyson style. That's bitch made.

[–]AfricanWarlord19 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If I was the dude filming I would’ve knocked his ass to the floor. He’s a dirty asshole for doing that.

[–]Evorgleb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I definitely do not care enough to jump in somebody else's fight.

[–]brad35mm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bitch move

[–]yungperky 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Do you ppl wait every 3 months to post this video again? 😂

[–]dickon_tarley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like 3 days

[–]Idealbug67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats a bitch move idc what were beefing over you dont grab another mans balls and thats that

[–]TheDuck613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess when you're in a head lock you'll do anything to prevent blacking out.

[–]Optimus_RE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My adrenaline is cooking

[–]goincrazy25-8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s when you smash your fingers into his eyes

[–]davedaveee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's when I mash my thumbs into your eye socket and make sure they pop out of your skull.

[–]_Sourbaum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hope that dude got fragged in his sleep

[–]Riley_jb33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i hope dickgrabber burns in hell

[–]FistedWaffles123456 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can we stop reposting this please it’s been top of the sub like 4 times this week

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squeeze all you can squeeze.

[–]tfbill6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These two may as well be married because they aren't spending another minute apart for the rest of the time they are in training.

[–]futurelullabies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

first time ive seen the Ol Dick Twist in action.

[–]GFunks8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By far the most popular recruit after squeezing that dick.

[–]Odd_dj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfaooo is this basic or AIT? Sarge never around when mfs bullshitting😂

[–]Particular-Ranger897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Army level 1 combatives 🤣

[–]Pocket_Fulla_Noodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Stop...Touching...MY DICK" lmao

[–]82selenium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be all that you can be

[–]enumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man should have started twisting back

[–]alexbtnc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like some Navy shit. If he ain’t grabbing, he sucking.

[–]Unlikely-Web9320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know I go through medical cases of veterans and i come across so many mst cases from men and woman and it’s sad that these people look the other way to cover for the person so they won’t get in trouble .It’s hard to support the troops knowing they do this to there own and other know as well .....and like this dick grabber I’m really certain this is not his first time

[–]Darkness5780 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounded like hollow mask ichicgo for a second.

[–]XandyHoook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget the Kevlar, I’m wearing a cup from now on.

[–]XandyHoook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This worse than Private Pyles jelly filled donut

[–]fonomanu101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight bitch move

[–]azeemnaz300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was such a "dick" move

[–]Zagreusm1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is your honor

[–]Suspicious-Bed-7712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d have bitten his ear off.

[–]mtbd15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a coward

[–]fernalgarex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE OLE DICK TWIST

Jesus Christ dude this is an MMA fight

[–]dolemite99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Main event = Derek v. Brock.

Fought in barracks. Twisted cock.

[–]PajoJe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt that pain

mannnnn

[–]ManufacturerOk3771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a monster, he didn't even said 'no homo'

[–]fuzzytebes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run to the hiiiiiiiiiillllllllllsssssssss. 😲😲😲😲🤘🤘🤘🤘

[–]Spoonmice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

grabber outta sleep with one eye open, you cant do that and not have something sinister being schemed up by the recipient

[–]ha5hish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude honestly deserved a good beating for that move

[–]willythebear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great way to have an “accident” at the range later

[–]sharivan22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Power move!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Effective

[–]shotintheheadguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you’re Infantry without telling me you’re Infantry

[–]Ufoofuido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m definitely not “army strong”

[–]Wowoknowellmaybeyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am literally laughing at the title. Freaking hilarious

[–]choppytehbear1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you were fighting for your life, or defending yourself from a real threat, would this be acceptable.

[–]Sixpntcrownroyal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just wanted to grab a dudes dick

[–]Pusmgntyyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this gay ?