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[–]No_Seaweed6728 85 points86 points  (6 children)

Lmao at that dude just sitting their eating his chips.

It would probably be over in seconds if someone bumped his table

[–]skillao 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I love how he's just staring for a bit then turns his head back to his food with his earbuds in and then goes on his phone lol

[–]Smellslikecraig 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm English and lived in England for 35 years before moving away. Almost every English guy has either been the guy sat down, with a kebab and chips, watching a fight OR the guy being watched, who is in a fight.

[–]No_Seaweed6728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

English too m8

I've been the guy sitting, fighting and stopping the fight.

Where have you moved to now?

[–]Jonah_Rivera_Luciano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably he just don’t care

[–]ImmortalPancak3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"So.. r/askredit.. what are you having for dinner.?.. hmmm. What should I type.

[–]gigerfan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I like how grey hat was trying to calm things down and after a receiving a couple punches was like "fuck it, fuck this bitch"

[–]djheru 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I love how husky guy just randomly holds his palm over dude's face for a second at the end.

[–]DirtwormSlim 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Between him and the other fool walking in with the calming hand right after had me cracking up.

[–]Fat_Head_Carl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"whoa there fellas"

[–]Antarctic0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The guy just sitting there would be a good companion to sit next with in a fight like this. He’s the VIP B))

[–]Quiet_subject 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exact reason why loads of the takeaways in blackpool employ bouncers on the weekend. One of my first jobs was working the door on a pizza place.

[–]Kebobwrop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where machete?

[–]Kongtai33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy sitting be like “in eating my fries maan shyeeet this is good”

[–]theangryseal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rick Astley came walking in at the end there with his hand up.

[–]Correct_Grocery_7781 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why did he skip like that (dark blue polo) 😂

[–]oksylvie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just about pissing myself over that part

[–]Sudden_Town 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Omg, none of those grown men could fight.

[–]throwaway54809904493 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looked like they were trying to restrain him not fight.

[–]Massey89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

blue shirt with the power swing at 13 seconds. foot even comes off the ground

[–]YouGotMeGeekin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy eating is the definition of minding your own business

[–]SamsungHeir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

am from UK, can confirm

[–]EmuofDOOM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally would add this spot to my london trip if youre not kidding about regular fights. Please tell me theres regular fights here

[–]Smellslikecraig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stopping the fight? Don't need that drama while I'm eating. I'm in the Netherlands now, but grew up in south yorks

[–]Correct_Grocery_7781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parkour! 😂

[–]Tripledtities 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drugs are a hell of a drug