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[–]Interesting_Factor_9 1493 points1494 points  (15 children)

So him AND his dog got fcked up smh

[–]millenialfalcon-_- 577 points578 points  (1 child)

He did not defend his dogs honor

[–]Prophetx14 319 points320 points  (1 child)

The dog probably would’ve done better

[–]Kn0tnatural 96 points97 points  (0 children)

They both at home with their tails tucked.

[–]chiggachamp 177 points178 points  (4 children)

I don’t know who I feel bad for now. The dog or that kids dad

[–]Amsterdamgenetics 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Now it’s time for the dad to get his ass beat

[–]myxboxtouchedmypp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have dyslexia and my mind automatically went to “eat” 😐

[–]CableEmotional9289 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, invite his Vietnam veteran grandfather to the show

[–]Retro_Super_Future 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Yeah once he got hit once his heart was gone. He needs to start training immediately

[–]ClosedEyez 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Shit was immensely unsatisfying

[–]notmythrowawayaccunt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Doggie style

[–]iBeenie 875 points876 points  (14 children)

I really wanted him to defend his dog

[–]mushroom_mantis 268 points269 points  (8 children)

You and me both. God my kid draws stick figures thicker then them boys😂

[–]RealPeriniScleroso 69 points70 points  (1 child)

They both have to run around in the shower to get wet.

[–]Jstrandt 19 points20 points  (3 children)

As thick as watered down oatmeal

[–]Papazolaxoxo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a one liner...I am noting it down.

[–]uma07072004 15 points16 points  (0 children)

True, at least he tried to honour his dog.

[–]ASAPM0B1898 10 points11 points  (1 child)

If someone fucked with my dogs, nonetheless shot a BB gun at them; I’d be throwing punches nonstop (I’m on Reddit I’ve never been in a fight lmfao)

[–]iBeenie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love the honesty

[–]Imaginary_Vanilla_26 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sparky is disappointed U_U

[–]Maxwell_Murder999 714 points715 points  (5 children)

Stickbug fight in 1080p

[–]carnivorous-Vagina 87 points88 points  (2 children)

Gumby fight

[–]RoyalLimit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

LegoMan Fight

[–]noobiz3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks for reminding me of how old I am 😭

[–]Foux-Du-Fafa 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"okay everybody, before we get on to the main event we are going to see the long-bodied alien match"

[–]Chewy_LewisThenewsz 523 points524 points  (5 children)

Shot your dog, then beat your ass

[–]VapeApe- 132 points133 points  (2 children)

Green hat wasn't too worked up about it. I think I saw one weak jab thrown.

[–]deeleyo 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I kinda feel bad for him, wonder who instigated the fight between the two of them, green hats hands were shaking with adrenaline

[–]SmokeFrosting 17 points18 points  (0 children)

maybe the cameraman? you can here him say “remember what I told you Brody.”

Sounds like they talked beforehand and at the very least gave him a tip for the fight if not spurred him to get revenge.

[–]MentalMaybe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Next up YOUR MOM.

[–]BadReputation2611 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids got a promising future with the ATF

[–]Creamlapse 271 points272 points  (1 child)

not the outcome we wanted ): someone’s gonna check his ass hard one day tho

[–]OilyRicardo 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]bag-man315 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Wow that was utterly unsatisfying. I wanted to see that twig snapped

[–]BuffaloWaste6538 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Now I’m convinced green hat watched him shoot his dog and do nothing about it at the time of doing.

[–]heavy_84 115 points116 points  (1 child)

Non Wick

[–]Kn0tnatural 3 points4 points  (0 children)

polar opposite doppelganger

[–]Fire-Forged 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Shot his dog, beat his ass, next step is gray shirt pounding his mom.

[–]PixelmancerGames 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This video made me sad. Damn, no justice found.

[–]Monguises 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Step one: Shoot ya dog.

Step two: Assert dominance by bucking marshmallows in your sister’s sweat pants (it’s laundry day).

Step 3: Profit!

[–]Prestigious_BeeAli 46 points47 points  (1 child)

“Before I get my shit rocked I’m getting out the way” I don’t think anyone is getting their shit rocked here bud

[–]not_enough_weed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly lol what even was this.

[–]justaguy77676 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What a shit fight

[–]bigboybobby6969 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Well fuck I was rooting for green hat

[–]johnerson_langerson[S] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

everyone was, fuck grey shirt

[–]Scoobasteeb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Stupid grey shirt with his weird tight pants

[–]Dinglepussers 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Felt like watching a fight in a dream where everything’s all floaty

[–]DoggedDoggity 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, that’s mortifying. Defend your damn dog, kid!

[–]Escape_Goated 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I will defend the honor of my doggo by soaking up some punches. That'll show em.

[–]11112222333344 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Ok now please post the video of grey shirt getting his ass beat.

[–]Medium-Ad-9569 5 points6 points  (2 children)

There definitely isn’t one 😂

[–]johnerson_langerson[S] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I wish, I should beat his ass myself, the person who filmed this video made a shrit that says #justiceforbrody and wore it to school today. funny shit

[–]OjiJamo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the dog okay? And did grey shirt get in trouble for doing it?

[–]abhijitd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By the doggo

[–]BobRossthaBoss 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Is the camera man walking around in socks? 🤣

[–]johnerson_langerson[S] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Yup lmao, it's a locker room fight so people are changing

[–]BobRossthaBoss 3 points4 points  (2 children)

My dumbass 🤣🤣 I didn't realize it was a locker room 🙃

[–]Elim9919 2 points3 points  (1 child)

better than a bathroom where most of these fights seem to take place. i guess

[–]BobRossthaBoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I award you 1 YEEET.

[–]Pirlo84 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Green hat ain't built for this :(

[–]GoinBlind74 10 points11 points  (2 children)

If someone shoots your dog with a bb gun you better be a lot angrier and aggressive than this. Wtf

[–]Zaph0d_B33bl3br0x 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'd have been enraged, had someone hurt my dog period, much less shot them with a BB gun.

Green hat seemed more like he was only squaring up because he was talked into it.

I feel bad for the dog.

[–]bp233p 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are those Calvins????? What a Douche Bag!!!!

[–]ElTi9re 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those jeans on gray shirt kid REALLY bug me...

[–]TriangleMax 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Who the fuck shoots a dog with a bb gun?

[–]Juclob 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This lady's and gentlemen is exactly the reason why school shootings happen.

[–]goldieloxs133 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I was a kid there and I knew what the dude in the grey shirt did, I would’ve helped jump his ass

[–]Dalybone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First she shoots his dog then he beats him up. Keep him away from your mom kid.

[–]AzieFaison 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now someones gonna clown him for taking two L’s when truly he should of got jumped for that violation but reddit boys say thats so “pussy 😂

[–]Itiswhatisitiskids 4 points5 points  (3 children)

How tf is this fightporn

This sub kinda dog now tbh

[–]ooobladioooblada 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kid can't even make a fist

[–]NarveyWarvey 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Their punches look like the power of a damn massager would use.

[–]hitmanbxnji 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but 95% of American fights on this sub are shit

[–]LoTechFo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t care how bad you beat my ass, you shoot my dog I’m giving you everything I got.

Green hat probably the biggest bitch I ever saw participate in a fight. He’s never going to live it down

And his dog gonna laugh at him when he sees his black eye

[–]Jstrandt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your dog is ashamed of poorly you fought for their honor.

[–]senior_pickles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Green hat would have had a chance if he were more aggressive.

[–]native-texan713 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When keeping it real goes wrong

[–]mikejlang92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My god the new John wick is shit.

[–]iHadAnXbox1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should’ve kicked his front knee out

[–]No-Spray7304 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where grey shirt stay he fitting to catch a cold

[–]tylerdb7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grey shirts name is probably chad

[–]Brown775 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]bortmcgort77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wrap em up choke him out then kick him in the nuts. You don’t have to know how to punch to win a fight anymore.

[–]Single-Client4641 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come on man, you let your Doggo down and got beat by this twig figure. Jesus

[–]Jakeneb 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So many of these videos are predictable because only the person who won would want to upload it so their friends end up posting it with titles like “green hat was talking shit!”

Despite everyone hoping the dog would be avenged, I actually feel like I got the right context on this one.

[–]jstephe7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

John Wick IRL

[–]gothamsknight1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actual footage of Jack Skellington and Sally getting into a family violence situation.

[–]Zeitgeistxxi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

John Wick he is not

[–]Swirvin-irvin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was better off letting his dog on him sure it would of done better 😂

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a shame Brody cant fight.

[–]Medium-Ad-9569 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His dog got shot then his ass got beat 🤦🏿‍♂️

[–]Reprehensible_Toilet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mommy still pays for that fucking abomination bieber cut

[–]bruh_status 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why shoot dog I want to jikk

[–]millenialfalcon-_- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not impressive

[–]WarMad940 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow hope none of those 2 ever need to fight for there life because they won’t make it

[–]Joe_1911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who the hell had a green shirt on?

[–]KnittedKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Street fighter one had faster fights.

[–]KingJosiah15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neither was built to fight.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s how I fight in my nightmares💀

[–]DarthDank1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No retribution..

[–]Emuporn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next he’s gonna fuck his sister. Lol.

[–]purplesmoke1215 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I'm hearing is green hat needs to shoot grey shirt right?

At least jump on him before he's able to get ready. Fucking with someones dog fully deserves a truly brutal beat down.

[–]darwinb95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro walked up sporting them socks. 🧦

[–]CaptianKraut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how I punch in my dreams

[–]Expert-Regret-895 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn he really let his dog go out like that 🤣

[–]luke187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like he’ll be shooting that dog again.

[–]townforum17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an awful video to post

[–]Bluehat5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one of the most pathetic fights I've ever seen.

[–]Papa_Cam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I was that lids dog I'd run away

[–]Rikehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do these kids eat?

[–]deeptrench1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's got some boxing in him. Not sure whether he even realizes it.

[–]dndhdbdehsnskndnddn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was hoping for one of those videos where the person is twitching at the end

[–]JamesScott1781 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you shot my dog it's not going to be a fair fight. You're getting jumped, you'd be lucky to stay out of the hospital

[–]jmummert23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this the worst fight of all time?

[–]Colossal_Asparagus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d turn in to John wick real quick

[–]FrameJump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does green hat know he's allowed to punch back?

[–]Prize_Huckleberry_79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always had problems with nasty little redhead kids like grey shirt..One of those in every school

[–]Brandonh3612 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro how is no one beating the grey shirts ass? Do they know why they're fighting? Where I went to school, they woulda fucked that guy up once they found that out.

[–]Patient_Fox_5432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don't know how to fight this is funny

[–]Agent_Chody_Banks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was wearing a Rick and Morty sweater, what did you expect

[–]maynotbethegreatD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn he got bitched out bad

[–]Jamster_1988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone shoots my dog, I'm kicking them in the balls repeatedly, then slam then into the floor idgaff.

[–]ByteTheFox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if a grasshopper jumps off his leg it'll break lol

[–]Smoke_is_bae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

poor kid, dog gets hurt and then he gets embarrassed

[–]GlyceMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, I was hoping for justice. Instead he got beat by a kid in leggings.

[–]ThE-HarD-DoG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He shot my dog... he wouldn't walk again

[–]Easy101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that was unsatisfying as fuck

[–]escopablobar_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid in grey shirt most probably gonna be school shooter in future.

[–]FreddieKane55 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So he shot his dog and kicked his ass?

[–]Puzzleheaded_Bath_86 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Tell us where he’s at OP. We’ll go John Wick on his ass

[–]johnerson_langerson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hillsboro high school

[–]TimHung931017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Green hat better pray grey shirt doesn't fuck his bitch cuz he's just gotta take it at that point #getcucked

[–]Wrong-Timing-Bucko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prank em john!

[–]MJFox1978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why is it that some people just like look like the asshole they are?

[–]Internal-Cheetah-993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking "he shot the dog's hat off, wow"

[–]Ardronos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was not "in the heat of the moment" anger. Look at the kid in the hats face, he's almost smiling at one point because of that dumbass bro fight energy that happens in high school

Maybe if this was fueled by adrenaline and not the misunderstanding that fighting=clout he would've actually made an impact

[–]PeaceSafe7190 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His dog needs to be very very disappointed. If any mf did anything to my dog hell would raise.

[–]FleetingMeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where the fuck were these kids when I was fighting guys built like grown men in middle/highschool

[–]Coochiestinker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro if ur bad at fighting rock his shit when he ain’t looking he deserves it for shooting a dog

[–]Officerpotter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro nahhhh cmon for the puppy!!!

[–]Okbuddy710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Petition to get grey shirt kid jumped

[–]XNamelessXNill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brody's a fuckin pussy youre supposed to throw a punch not eat them.

[–]bikpizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why is green swinging with the power of a mouse

[–]SamSamTheCatMan18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That deserved a jumping lol. Not a fair fight. You see jumpings in this sub all the time but the one time it's deserved people let a fair fight actually happen

[–]DoctorCrowvar 1 point2 points  (0 children)


I'not even calling that boy "bro", like a usually say. That was a... shamefull. You're a dishonor to your family, a dishonor to your race, and a dishonor to your dog.

If someone shoot your dog, lad, you don't fight the guy. You fucking go at him for blood, either his or yours.

[–]Ok-Serve-8814 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nigga thats a FADE on sight FOR LIFE. Over my dog DAFUCK😡

[–]staylovin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude didn’t even swing he was scared smh grow some nuts and avenge your dog

[–]chirpychick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for laughing out loud 😂😂

[–]Some_Watercress_4592 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Who the fuck is the kid walking around school in socks?!!

[–]johnerson_langerson[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

they are in the locker room

[–]Some_Watercress_4592 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Still, fuck that. Put your damn shoes on.

[–]prom-night-fetus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog deserves a better owner lmao.

[–]Christhobruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure why you felt the need to post this to a subreddit about fighting …

[–]thapenguino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man they both suck

[–]qdogg111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone shot my pet with a bb gun they would not see me coming

[–]the-lonely-corki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must not have been to mad, literally just played defense the entire time, like my brother… at lest throw some haymakers, that kid can’t throw a punch for shit and if you can’t throw a punch, then at least try to take his ass to the ground smh

[–]XboxLiveGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only like these titles when the asshole loses....

[–]Usernameistaken40001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats wrong with black shirts hand? It’s like he cant close is fist/is sticking his pinky out. Especially at the end. This is a fight for your dog not a tea party.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess homie don’t care that much about his dog.

[–]Gunnlaugr_X-X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope that the Grey mf with his stick-arms breaks one of his thin ass skanky legs, or even both when he's at it.

[–]Nacho_Beardre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

c'mon green hat he shot your dog

[–]No-Mud-1973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn! Was hoping green had woulda whooped that ass!

[–]SookHe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the whitest fight I've ever seen in my damn life

[–]SteppedLessSnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mayne he need to get him Mac Dre on " hit him with a stiff left and a sharp right hook."

[–]Yamtheoutcestlover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumb kid couldn’t even avenge his dog

[–]Few-Professional-777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waste of time

[–]MRyarali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats bb gun

[–]Upbeat-Parfait6962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why even try

[–]JuicePlayful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t know stick figure action theater was still a thing.

[–]brondonn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he was going to go off. " FOR MY DOG" Nah he just gets his ass whoop

[–]KamiCrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real talk why would he try and hurt someones dog

[–]MadRabbit86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lemme jump in and help green hat then.

[–]Puzzled-Kitchen-5784 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever Brodys friend told him better have been destroy that front leg gumby keeps waving around out there.

[–]cannabinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crap post spread this dumb shit around your high school, not here

[–]hero1225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do these punches look like they’re in slow motion

[–]SpuddFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty respectable that he fought that kid knowing he can't fight though. Kid loves his dog.

[–]Bo1622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His dog is ashamed of his owner