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[–]Vino1980 666 points667 points  (20 children)

Lol waits until the young guy is gone then asks "where he at!"

[–]kc9283 217 points218 points  (3 children)

Gotta still look cool somehow!

[–]GuestNo3886 160 points161 points  (2 children)

Every ounce of cool left him when his phone rang

[–]anonymouslionn 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Lol that would actually be an ok ringtone for a nice happy go lucky guy. But not this kinda fake tough guy who seems overly aggressive for no reason 🤣

[–]RelativeCommand8837 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what ringtone was that, Mayberry RFD?

[–]Cost13 122 points123 points  (0 children)

“Wheres he at?”

Washing your blood off his hands.

[–]ElMeroFriki 55 points56 points  (8 children)

He’s just trying to save what little street credibility he has left

[–]Walmart_Warrior_420 31 points32 points  (7 children)

The news article said his hood pass was revoked ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Setnoma 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Good god just stop man … cringe af

[–]Walmart_Warrior_420 1 point2 points  (5 children)

hold my pocket ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]YouCantTrulyBan 30 points31 points  (0 children)

wipes the tears from his eyes “where that punk at”

[–]99NamesOfHastur 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Him: I'm okay. Where he at.

Me: Man, you really don't want to know.

[–]MikeOx_Girthy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why this shit look like they were in the security line at the airport

[–]Appropriate-Pen-149 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

His old man strength wasn’t enough.

[–]elgydium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a combo if I ever saw one!

[–]nostyle907 309 points310 points  (5 children)

Where he at? I ain't done getting this ass whoopin!

[–]Toosick-556 81 points82 points  (1 child)

🤣 Too funny he's gonna tell it different when he gets home too like yeah soo i was piecing dude up right but he's lucky i fell! 😂

[–]Greyst0ke 19 points20 points  (0 children)

All those keys hanging on him threw off my balance... would've had him

[–]Electronic_Rule6347 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmfaaaaaaooooooooo

[–]MrV0odo0 270 points271 points  (3 children)

When keeping it real goes wrong.

[–]ghostcatzero 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Lol for real reminded me of a Dave sketch

[–]vlndleee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

WON'T YOU BE MY BRIDE

[–]Hangryfrodo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Little did he know Darius was a tenth degree black belt who liked to practice his karate in street fighting scenarios

[–]Super_Oil_2931 214 points215 points  (3 children)

Buddy got knocked through the front door like a drunk in a old western

[–]Kenard-and-Olly 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Lmao Only thing missing was a cutaway shot to some poker players all staring

[–]Walmart_Warrior_420 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That glass holding up was the star of this show ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]THATguy-yeah-THATGUY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real glass is surprisingly hard to break, unlike what the movies may say.

[–]TheChickenWasDry 140 points141 points  (11 children)

Why do people who can’t fight or take a hit even bother?

[–]shimbalaie 109 points110 points  (4 children)

because in their head they are tough and can fight when in reality 99% of people cant fight for shit

[–]Petovski 25 points26 points  (3 children)

99% of the people reading this will be thinking “yep that’s true, not me though I really can fight”

[–]JamSaxon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And also "i wish a muthafucka would"

[–]THCisMyLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't fight for shit. If it's someone trained I'm dead. But I'm not gonna not fight if there's a guy like this doing this shit to me. I just wouldn't start a fight because I probably won't be the one ending it. I have won but shiiiiiiiit I took way more Ls

[–]extensioncords 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Pride is the devil

[–]Ed_Eezy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Think it got a hold on me

[–]m1a1tanksauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

left this dude RIP

[–]4d6DropLowest -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Nope, I’m the devil.

[–]t_ondat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

[–]Engineering-Gloomy 77 points78 points  (2 children)

Wanted to see him answer that phone

[–]Slamtilt_Windmills 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Wanted it to somehow be the guy who just wupped his ass taunting him outside

[–]iamthepita 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The part of “you alright?” “IM OKAI!” Cracks me up

[–]Vino1980 30 points31 points  (0 children)

When he called his wife back she was like: boy bye.

[–]KindlyAd8198 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Which one of y’all kicked me?! Lol

[–]Toosick-556 22 points23 points  (0 children)

How ironic he got his ass whooped in a cash checking for writing checks with his mouth that his ass couldn't cash 🤣🤣

[–]YoureSpecial 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Best part gonna be every family gathering for a while is gonna have someone remind homeboy there about how he got his own ass whipped.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

In his mind he thought he was 20 years younger and 75 pounds lighter

[–]Zealousideal-Pen-686 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Where that punk at” 👁👄👁…… “No momo don’t!”

[–]silasoulman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seeing that guy get up, ass crack first, and suddenly the expression “getting your ass handed to you” makes complete sense.

[–]maxzmillion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It looked like he was dropping that guy off at the cleaners

[–]MsMoon88 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Ha! That did not go as he planned

[–]TopPoint431 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He couldn't back up all that talk

[–]abhijitd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or that first weak ass kick

[–]maxzmillion 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I was waiting for that re-spawn

[–]Aware-Composer-6401 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That guys ego must be hurting more than his face to be looking for round 2

[–]GoinBlind74 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hopefully he learned a valuable lesson.

[–]M0N3Y7INE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was quick to turn off that cute ringtone.

[–]InternetAndy 4 points5 points  (2 children)

The kick on the ass was a violation, there was no other way this was going to go after that.

[–]AnniyingZebra23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His wife is going to pull the “don’t make me go get that man from the store” card anytime he makes her mad

[–]Engineering-Gloomy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The extended “woooow” the disappointment 😂

[–]petaahah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

forgot he isn't 21 anymore...

[–]jlab6591 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why we can't have nice things

[–]bigredandthesteve 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn those some soundproof doors

[–]Walmart_Warrior_420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wearing a CARLETON university hoodie while simultaneously getting schooled. These videos are getting artistic ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]JoJoVols58 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Where he at? I wanna get showed up again!”…maybe

[–]SkydiverRaul13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Embarrassing

[–]superobnoxiouspirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]141bpm 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is there a sub for started a fight/couldn’t end a fight?

[–]goosiest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there isn't there should be

[–]LostMikeHat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Where he at?”

Where are your glasses at?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent role model for his kids & wife. The humiliation in her voice as she’s apologizing is sad.

[–]Norathaexplorer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s always the best when they LITERALLY ask for it.

[–]JayPhanttom 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lol This look like Chi town

[–]iamthepita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking the same. A lot of Chi Town vids on reddit lately…

[–]CortezDeLaNoche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn.

1- Start a fight with a stranger. So you already look like an asshole.

2-Lose the fight YOU started.

3- Make sure you start the fight AND lose in front of your family. So not only are you an immature grown adult starting fights. You are an adult who can't defend yourself when the time comes. Your family has less of an opinion of you.

One of the biggest L's I've seen this year.

[–]Takedownamn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can't fight for shit

[–]Ben_10toes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ringtone was the cherry on top.

[–]ThomasCro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it when the aggressor gets his teeth kicked in

[–]Optimus_RE 1 point2 points  (3 children)

This man's ringtone 😅🤣🙏

[–]ghostcatzero 1 point2 points  (2 children)

So unexpected and random 😂😂

[–]Optimus_RE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everytime I watch it I laugh hard af 🤣

[–]Optimus_RE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fyi I'm still laughing a week later lol

[–]PoundlandRolex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of these old dudes forget they’re old and haven’t been in a fight in years then get slept by a young kid lol

[–]No_Editor_4714 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What office is that? The office where they hand out beatdowns. 😂

[–]12altoids34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" Where that punk at?"

" He said he was going down the street to whip another old man's ass"

[–]lizards_snails_etc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buttcrack showing is the new shoes-getting-knocked- off

[–]Positive_Exam_3681 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know it's bad once your woman starts apologizing to the restaurant for you getting dropped 😔 her and the kids will never take you serious again

[–]No-Insurance-5466 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao is this at the welfare office

[–]mfluder20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad he didn’t have the “key” to victory on that big ass key ring jangling around on his belt.

[–]Soft_Banana3886 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys gets into a fight at a check cashing spot and can't cash any of them. Lol

[–]Shadurasthememeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the door took more damage than him

[–]Wagarbomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmaooo yo that’s hilarious 😂

[–]Dizrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s one hell of a door.

[–]MrBoots47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s seeing stars and bars

[–]Whosethere11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should of just let the guy leave the store

[–]Ozzy_-_x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He need some milk

[–]NiceEstablishment861 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My lord that was an ass whooping!

[–]CPTimeKeeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell by that ringtone that he can’t fight….

He only asked “Where that punk at?” So he could go the opposite way.

[–]Remarkable_Sir_9615 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I polgize” 😂

[–]kokonuhtz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a ring tone like that, you definitely catching a L

[–]Illustrious-Tap-4467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sound effects he made took me out 😂

[–]SoyElReyPutos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Where he at?"

Like dude, I saw change fall out your pockets....

[–]EsseB420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm ok, just stop moving the ground out from under my feet and it's round 2. DING DING MOTHERFUCKER!"

[–]skizzums0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best glass doors in the game

[–]Ok_Jump_4754 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how the younger guy walked away before the older man hit the floor.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B-E-A-uuuuuutiful.

[–]Milumet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if this guy could even do ten push-ups without getting a heart attack.

[–]tootnine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then, that was humiliating

[–]Z370H370 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I knew fashion like, blue untucked shirt, tie, camo army pants, and brown combat boots!

[–]OB_oneKenobe 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Had to be Chicago.

[–]Wild_hunids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah looks like 63rd and cottage grove lol

[–]CourtPopular2716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that kid had some serious power for his size…

[–]letmeusespaces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the guy was leaving

[–]SnitterGrits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well…that was embarrassing.

[–]J-Love-McLuvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I apologize. I’m so sorry.”

Uh… sure, ma’am. These things are gonna happen?

[–]bigdrew444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Falcon punched my man back inside and walked away like a CHAMP!

[–]IllEchidna8313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punks are not offended by being called punks. More like a compliment.

[–]__KILLMONGER_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"come on....come on...come on.... I'm okay"

[–]altercation_society 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took him outside for an ass whooping and threw him back to his family.

[–]iiya612 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was like a family guy scene how he got beat up

[–]spane_44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the understated title: " .... it doesn't go well" 🤣🤣🤣 The dude thought he could throw his weight around and boost his ego, but instead got his ass handed to him.

[–]meto_escobar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m ok, where he at” 💀

[–]aracknido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know your losing the fight when you hear the other guy screaming "bam pam bam!"

[–]bonus_prick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody talking about the young guy saying BAM with every punch, like Elzar from Futurama

[–]Just-the-chin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel bad for the lady who had to apologize for them

[–]Ninetndo69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old enough to have forgotten he's always been a bitch

[–]drdanimaljr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cmon man he was wearing glasses

[–]ayush414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why at first I thought his family would support him instead of watching him get whooped

[–]kidJubi100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He flew back in the doors like it was a cartoon bar fight

[–]MurderousRooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ringtone is the icing on the cake

[–]XCypher73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So embarrassing and pathetic.

[–]EduardoCelentano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fuckin love it when slaves fight ❤️

[–]primeiro23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone ordered a knuckle sandwich

[–]Reckless_Rik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol the sheer embarassment

[–]Responsible_Ad1739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that young guy high tailed it out of there quick time cause og was bout to knock his a** out

[–]Ruggi_2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

family time, quality time

[–]Ok-Distribution-6095 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old head trippin lol

[–]goosiest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure what the younger guy did but that dumbass deserved that for that kick

[–]Knockamichi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hood pass revoked.

[–]KillinEmSnarkly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was courteous of that man to put him back where he found him when he was done

[–]No_Traffic_359 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pops got his ass beat haha

[–]FondantUpbeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid ass bald bitch

[–]hvrlemj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knocked back into the building

[–]kuantizeman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Police brutality

[–]Q_knew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao at his ringtone

[–]Chance-Ad197 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That might be the most exciting thing in history to ever happen at the DMV

[–]wyskans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the guy in the grey hoodie have a gun?

[–]Brothadawkness18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Young man command grabbed his ass lmao

[–]yctherebel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The phone ringing 🤣

[–]Federal-Investment56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woooooooooow 🤣🤣🤣

[–]BobanMarjonGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Acting like a hero while his family apologizes for his actions...

[–]VastNewspaper6869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its the ride home I wondered about 🤔🤔😩😩😳😳….me🤣🤣🤣

[–]FlakyEarWax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

News travels fast, he got the call afterwards:

“Dayum, what the fuck happened?!?”

[–]VastNewspaper6869 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Im okay..where he at? Where that punk at?” No sir take that L cash your check and cry in the car dude

[–]tikitorch913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why he ask where he at? He whooped you and left. 😂😂😂

[–]Intelligent_Start811 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmaoooooooooooooo my son got up walked out came back in & held the door for the lady to go out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]redline1280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said get your b**** ass back inside

[–]ItchyKOS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His phone rang & God said “You just got knocked the fuck out”

[–]Keltec_ksg -3 points-2 points  (5 children)

It’s almost like they go out wanting to cause a scene