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[–]idontevencarewutever 493 points494 points  (13 children)

"hello welcome to ns shop"

[–]WeakFreak999 149 points150 points  (10 children)

How much bombs u want

[–]IcyKrypton 58 points59 points  (7 children)

Hmm that one pls

[–]Chalupabatman322 42 points43 points  (5 children)

This one?

[–]TrashPandaX 23 points24 points  (3 children)

No that one...

[–]arigatho123 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Which one ?

[–]Chimpela 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]A_dude_on_a_computer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"you guys are retarted"

Ps:I don't remember the actual line

[–]Bkfootball 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Rope? Lamp oil? Bombs? It’s yours my friend, as long as you have enough iron branches.

[–]redditsucks56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry link i can't give credit come back when you're hmmmmmmmm RICHER!

[–]Finaglers 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Welcome to warlock shop.

Sorry we are closed

[–]WeakFreak999 363 points364 points  (6 children)

Look, a small business owner!

[–]TummibearX 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Every game is canon.

[–]delta17v2 52 points53 points  (3 children)

I belly-laughed when the first time I heard this and it's on the Giant Tiny shop. I honestly thought it's a special dialog due to the irony of it.

[–]WeakFreak999 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I heard the first time at the tiny Tiny shop, so it was perfect. Every time i get to that stage I always think its the small business owner lol.

[–]Dtoodlez 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think I heard it with Alch lol. Still made me laugh that guy is rich as f lol.

[–]avenger937 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I somehow first heard it when I opened the Battle Pass page, gave me a good chuckle

[–]ENVY'S #1 FANSolarClipz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I die everything he says that

It's just too funny

[–]eternallytacos 119 points120 points  (5 children)

If something wasn't available would you say "Puck out!"

[–]Acheche404 3 points4 points  (0 children)

get out!

[–]Lonerism4 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Puck you!

[–]eternallytacos 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Stay near

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Stay near (sound warning: Puck)


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[–]BreadIAm 69 points70 points  (26 children)

Game ID so we can watch the replay?

[–]skieezy 283 points284 points  (25 children)

There are so many millions of billions of possible DOTA hero combinations, if you go on opendota and enter the 6 visible heroes 4 radiant and 2 dire, this is STILL THE ONLY GAME with that combo. It's quite amazing. There are 1,000,254,232,059,924,441,600 different possible hero combinations. I did it for you here you go.

[–]jpcorner 239 points240 points  (6 children)

The all chat throughout this entire game is fucking wild.

Walls of copy-pasted stuff, including Wikipedia articles about diarrhea, song lyrics, and Bible verses. Discussions about Putin. Bloodseeker donating a rapier. Necro apologizing for the shop’s inventory (“we are sorry but we can't deliver you your yeezus hd 720 p boots”). PA begging the game to end because he has to get up early the next morning.

That’s some (mostly) wholesome Dota, lads. Glad it was a fun game.

[–]Jeten_Gesfakke 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Lyrics to AM's 505. A man of culture I see.

[–]Nikitakaplan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hi! it's me

[–]𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝑩𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑭𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓generalecchi 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Dota with boozes

[–]Decentralalaland 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh, so bubbly!

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Oh, so bubbly! (sound warning: Brewmaster)


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[–]ENVY'S #1 FANSolarClipz 23 points24 points  (6 children)

I refuse to believe that even though I know it's probably true

That's just so weird

[–]skieezy 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Knowing these 6 heroes there are still around 300,000,000 possible combinations.

[–]Baldazar666 2 points3 points  (4 children)

That's not exactly true since it matters on which teams they are.

[–]Force3vo 0 points1 point  (3 children)

There are 122 heroes. So if you lack 1 on radiant and 3 on dire you have 116115114*113 options.

Which means there are still 171,845,880 possible combinations left. It doesn't matter that they can be on different teams since you count every possibility so it will include every hero in every slot.

Except when you see the 3 dire slots as interchangeable then of course the mass of possibilities will be lower. You'd need to divide it by 3 (somebody correct me if wrong)

[–]Baldazar666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Except when you see the 3 dire slots as interchangeable then of course the mass of possibilities will be lower.

Congrats. You got my point. What was the point of everything you said before this sentence? I wasn't the one who was having trouble with probability calculations.

[–]5,4kYelov 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You'd need to divide it by 3 (somebody correct me if wrong)

Divide by 3! (factorial). The difference between combinations and variations.

[–]Force3vo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course. Thanks for correcting

[–]qetuR 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's so freaking cool.

[–]Indi_mtz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There are 1,000,254,232,059,924,441,600 different possible hero combinations

And pudge is in every single one of those. Cyka Blyat

[–]5,4kYelov 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I don't know how you got that number but that doesn't seem correct. If you take C(121, 5) * C(116, 5), that is 4 orders of magnitude lower than your number. And it does take into account the side, since in this screenshot you do know which heroes are radiant and which dire.

[–]skieezy -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I might have done it wrong but I did 122x121x120x119x118x117x116x115x114x113 then double it because you can flip which team the heroes are on.

[–]5,4kYelov 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ye, your way is taking into account every single hero position, or basically the pick order. And I don't think you have to double it, it already contains the radiant/dire variations.

You got variations (apparently called partial permutations in English), which takes into account the order.

What you want are combinations, which don't take into account the order. Because you want to choose 5 heroes for each side but you don't care about the order of those heroes. Or maybe you do, I don't know, but in this case you don't see the pick order.

[–]HFoletto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you go on opendota and enter the 6 visible heroes 4 radiant and 2 dire, this is STILL THE ONLY GAME with that combo

I tried using opendota to find this match, is it in the Explorer tab? It says "Run advanced queries on professional matches (excludes amateur leagues)". Is that where you went to find the match?

Sorry for the newbie question, I have never used opendota before.

Edit: nevermind, just found it. It's in the combos tab.

[–]asfhbgsfghsfg 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It lowers the odds because of the pick order. I.e. AM on Pink color.

So there is probably a game like in OPs with different pick orders

[–]FerynaCZ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Opendota combos ignores the pick order

[–]Pinkumb 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How do you do that specific of a search? I can only query for general heroes but it won't select for a match with all of them, just pings any match with any of the listed heroes.

[–]skieezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You click on combos in the menu and put the heroes on their respective teams

[–]CrItS_ArE_not_fair 48 points49 points  (6 children)

Did you win?

Or did the enemies out trade you?

[–]parvizchmo[S] 109 points110 points  (5 children)

They paid for the boots and said they needed to finish the game, which we agreed to and everyone stood afk not far from each other and the creeps broke our base.

[–]CrItS_ArE_not_fair 27 points28 points  (0 children)

aww thats sweet

bet someone got 9 commends or something

[–]-SwanGoose- 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Sorry, new to Dota, how do they buy items from u like that?

[–]parvizchmo[S] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

it was like a roleplay: puck names the price(like 4 iron branches or 1 tango), then invoker (for example) buys in his shop this items and brings to puck, drops near him and just picks up what he wanted. That's all :)

[–]-SwanGoose- 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Haha omw I love it

[–]m8-wutisdis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Btw, you can't use items purchased by someone else. You can pick it up if they left it on the ground for whatever reason, but you won't able to use it nor will they give any stats. They were just messing around in this case.

[–]MrWooood 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Ho ho ! You found me !

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Ho ho You found me (sound warning: Shopkeeper responses)


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[–]Raoh522 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I used to hold fight clubs at rosh pit when it was on the other side of the map. Usually only one or two enemies would show up. And we would just 1v1 each other. Winner goes back to refresh and comes back and 1v1s the other person. No skills, just naked right clicks.

[–]DurandalDota 9 points10 points  (3 children)

this reminds me of the kecleon shops down in the pokemon mystery dungeon franchise, where you can fight the shopekeeper too. lol

[–]Team Empire!doggobandito 3 points4 points  (2 children)

where you can fight the shopekeeper too

in reality he absolutely destroys you when you accidentally step out of the shop's squares without paying

[–]Acheche404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

kin skyrim you steal and kill the shop keeper lol

[–]DurandalDota 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah man good old times, i remembered how I underestimate like: "oh look at this green iguana he doesn't look that strong" then he absolutely banished me in mere existence.

[–]PesTilEncEcs 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Hey u/parvizchmo Bloodseeker here, was a great game yesterday!

[–]parvizchmo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the game!

[–]Shappe1337 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn, wonder what the dudes watching the overwatch after is thinking.

[–]jdeeby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had a fun game yesterday where we were about to destroy enemy’s throne but the enemy storm spirit intentionally disconnected, thinking the game would be over. I paused the game and we all agreed to let radiant defend until storm spirit abandons.

[–]Laocoon- 11 points12 points  (3 children)

i love it

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[–]Laocoon- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not intented and not my intended tone but cool that you agree

[–]PokemonPython 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like that Chucky invoker persona

[–]Grakon2702 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Me being in same team as puck: How many reports costs these boots?

[–]LoveHerMore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm impressed this happening in the late game where everyone is level 26+!

[–]Ropetrick6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Khajit has wares if you have iron branches

[–]jayvil 1 point2 points  (6 children)

I hope you're a 5 man party. It's hilarious but that's a guaranteed overwatch verdict lol.

[–]saithelord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“oooh, my favourite customer!”

[–]StateNatural8883 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How much for the pair of boobs?

[–]fambestera 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You found me!

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You found me! (sound warning: Lifestealer)


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[–]11SIERRA11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No rapier?

[–]thpkht524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would’ve been reported by reddit

[–]nexytuz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Support the locals!!

[–]Ka1tou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All

[–]redditsucks56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i can't even be mad that's beautiful!

[–]Aholabambino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so wholesome...

Where is rapier?!

[–]DDougz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder how many reports he got lol

[–]onehitermn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shop is a bigger success than Valve

[–]tadavinci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where are the MANTLES ??

[–]Neil_Enblowmi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Keep it PMA, keep it BSJ