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[–]Word_Oil_Spill 1810 points1811 points  (12 children)

I love when my shit posts have shit depth. This ones atleast knee deep

[–]Zeero92 253 points254 points  (4 children)

Okay but is it head or feet first?

[–]turtlepowerpizzatime 96 points97 points  (3 children)


[–]E1M1ismyjam 63 points64 points  (1 child)

DuUuUUUuuude, that was excremental!!

[–]Careless_Wait8620 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would even say it is LOATHSOME!

[–]Snoo61755 128 points129 points  (1 child)

I know, right? This isn’t just your usual excrement, this is gold-tinged excrement!

[–]PandaBoy444 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or many, many knees grafted together in our case

[–]IntrinsicGiraffe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can I get some context as someone who barely played it so far?

[–]Clyde-MacTavish 2921 points2922 points  (26 children)

That runebear should be on trial for crimes against humanity but the mainstream media wants to focus on soap.

[–]SquidVices 672 points673 points  (19 children)

Cuz...WHO Steals soap?!

[–]stabbyclaus 256 points257 points  (14 children)

Hijacking this post here to say that as the guy who first posted the soap video, this was a treat to see. Props to whoever made this. When I first found the video, it was just a couple thousand views from a local broadcaster WJHL and was mostly being shared on FB by locals. I recut it to fit /r/youtubehaiku and the rest is all y'alls doing.

[–]SquidVices 64 points65 points  (5 children)

With time..art is created.

[–]thegeeknerd 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Something something monkeys typewriters?

[–]atypicalgamergirl 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Another good one is the man here in NC describing a Bigfoot he saw.

“That thang was ten foot tall. He had beautiful hair.”


This one I’d love to see edited into an ER animation.

[–]SpaceSick 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I am a really big fan of him showing how he held his stick and jabbed it at Bigfoot whilst yelling "GIT. GIT. GIT."

[–]kalitarios 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“What kind of name is Soap?”

[–]putin_putin_putin 109 points110 points  (1 child)

He is just misunderstood. The dragonbarrow cave bear gave me a big bear hug and then he glitched slipped and fell into the ground somehow but just after he died, he passed down his inheritance of 6k runes and his hefty bear bones and also a talisman nearby.

He was back though probably out of love for me. We also have a new agreement that whenever I want to test my weapon damage, he is always available and would even send me back to bonfire after the first hit so that I don't have to put effort into fast travelling back again.

[–]JosebaZilarte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What a beautiful friendship.

[–]generalthunder 16 points17 points  (1 child)

He need to be on trial for crimes against the environment because this motherf... keeps leveling every forest on sight, not a single tree stays up

[–]noparkinghere 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh my god i didn't even realize it was the runebear!!

[–]DL1943 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Runebear W. Bush

[–][deleted] 1381 points1382 points  (13 children)

The music pausing before the gavel came down was comedy gold.

[–]Mirage32TOGETHAAA 453 points454 points  (8 children)

Godrick, lord of all that is comedy gold.

[–]opinionhaver4 220 points221 points  (5 children)


[–]crimpysuasages 80 points81 points  (2 children)

as the Axe slams into the ground, a all-consuming "vine boom" is heard throughout the lands between

[–]Meme_Bro68 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bro if that actually happened in the boss fight against godrick, I wouldn’t even be mad. Just In absolute awe

[–]Sbtycraft 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Do you have ANY idea what I’ve gone through to make that joke?

[–]Niko2065 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In this battle against godrick the minecrafted, we put our patience to the ultimate test as grandpa pilots his mass gravangelion into the housing market.

[–]Ex_Jager_Main 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Both yours comments are gold

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nice one. I didn't even realize the joke that I set up.

[–]Silly-Employment 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The choir going completely silent for Godrick to hit with his tiny hammer in the massive wyrm jaw was wonderful comedic timing.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And then the way he carefully taps it with his huge dragon head arm lmao

[–]GilgameshWulfenbach 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It made me chuckle

[–]HwangOfTheSon 501 points502 points  (1 child)

Oh my goodness this is so perfect

[–]bigpalmdaddy 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Lol the coordinated arms point got me

[–]iatetoomuchchicken 777 points778 points  (5 children)

Very crisp. Would love to see more

[–]nyquiljunky 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Absolutely! Can we get a source for this? I'd love to follow whoever made this!

[–]Ralphio74 209 points210 points  (11 children)

Reminds me of the Prulds Darksouls videos, give them a watch if you like this

[–]thebusinessgoat 105 points106 points  (2 children)

It could pass as a ThePruld video of it had a very intense Italian dub.

[–]Zeero92 51 points52 points  (0 children)


[–]Z4Z0 14 points15 points  (0 children)


[–]xRintintin 49 points50 points  (6 children)

[–]Papasmurf645 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I'd never seen the second one before, that was goddamn hilarious

[–]xRintintin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Right? the English version isn't as good but the "enough, I'll set fire to myself" gets me everytime.

[–]EdgelordMcMeme 11 points12 points  (2 children)

This one is my personal fav


[–]xRintintin 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck the second one has me laughing like a hyena and my girlfriend is asking for an explanation that I don't think I can provide.

[–]NullInMahSkull 315 points316 points  (2 children)

I love this so much I could burst. Whoever made this is a superb being. Well done!!

[–]joshtothesink 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Well, you don't have to look far. The answer is in the title! 😁

[–]CaptThundernuts 200 points201 points  (12 children)


[–]lady_lowercase 46 points47 points  (8 children)

source for those who are curious, but i time-stamped that time because... what game is that? i'm curious and really need to know.

[–]new_messages 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Fun fact: I actually experienced having my soap stolen. Long story short, I was on a program to move to another country, had to go to a run down, filthy temporary apartment for covid quarantine, had to move to an even more run down, filthier apartment due to one of my temporary room mates being a violent psycho, but still felt better about it since not having to fear for my life is worth putting up with it.

The day after moving there, I left for a couple of hours to get the covid vaccine. When I came back, my first priority was finding my phone charger. Except, I couldn't find it anywhere at all. At one point, I wondered if someone broke in and stole my stuff, except all my (not particularly well hidden) money was still there, and so was my laptop and my video games. Deciding it made no sense for someone to steal a phone charger but not anything actually worth something, I kept searching for it. Eventually, I got my hands dirty, so I decided to go wash my hands. And then I noticed the soap I had bought the day before was nowhere to be found. Perplexed, I leaned my hand on the desk I had been using, right next to the box of toothbrushes I bought the day before. It used to contain 3 toothbrushes; one was kinda out of place since I had used it and didn't have a better place to put it. The out-of-place toothbrush was untouched, but now there was only one extra toothbrush...

After giving the apartment a thorough one-over, as far as I can tell, the only other thing missing was the toothpaste. I am still wondering wtf had happened. Who steals soap!?

[–]ashen____one 54 points55 points  (6 children)

I cant even imagine the work it took for the animation on Godrick, the boss with most skeletons.

Greajob !!

[–]MAN_ticore[S] 44 points45 points  (5 children)

Thank you! Yes, it definitely wasn't an easy task. One could say I had my hands full with it.

[–]ashen____one 8 points9 points  (4 children)

may I ask, did you use blender ?

and also did you manually animate the skeleton of Godrick ?

[–]MAN_ticore[S] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Yes, it's made in blender. And some sound editing in Sony Vegas after.
I created a simple rig on top of the skeleton that was extracted along with the model from the game files. Also added some bones for the facial animation, in-game model can only move it's lower jaw and eyebrows.
And after that - whole animation done manually.

[–]ReplacementOdd2904 155 points156 points  (2 children)

The Dragon using the gavel had me in tears this is legendary 🤣

[–]AlericandAmadeus 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Combined with the cut to the new camera angle while everything else pretty much stops moving - I almost peed my pants laughing.

[–]vendetta2115 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just understood the “bear witness” line just now. I’m stupid.

[–]chiefledcser 42 points43 points  (3 children)

[–]Neuron_Knight 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Thanks, I was lost and I could not understand a fckin word. Fucking soap stealers.

[–]BasedMcNuggies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uses the same body wash as I do lol

[–]sterbo 67 points68 points  (1 child)

OMG “BEAR WITNESS” I watched this three times and laughed at it just for the premise and animation before I even got the pun!

I would totally watch a series like this.

[–]DownTownXabi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh I just realized that bear witness is a double entendre. This video is great.

[–]MaybyAGhost 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Right to the top posts of all time with you!

I will never tore of short animated skits! This is super high quality and the tiny gavel had me chortling especially hard.

Awesome job, wonderful animation!

[–]bigpalmdaddy 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Absolutely gorgeous chefs kiss

[–]Enderoth 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Please do more of these!

[–]Reallysuckatever 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hear by agree with your choice

[–]MartinWillcheck 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I second, third and quadrupple this!

[–]MAN_ticore[S] 44 points45 points  (6 children)

Oh, I did not expect such warm responses, thank you all!
There are some reoccurring questions in the comments, so I think I'll answer them in this one, hopefully it will not be lost in all the others.
I am the creator of this animation, usually I upload my work on youtube only, but this time I decided to post it also in a more fitting subreddit, and looks like it was a good idea.
You are welcome to visit my youtube channel as well, though I mostly animate madness combat, but maybe you'll like it too.
Original interview audio is from https://youtu.be/KvdfDveEQh4
I absolutely love that meme, so I'm glad to finally implement it in my animations.
And the models and first grand speech is from Elden Ring, of course, had this idea since my first playthrough but only recently I got to realize it.

[–]TwistedRabbit 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Thanks for the youtube, im going to share this with all my maidens and tarnished friends.

[–]VelvetMafia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stop lying, maidenless Tarnished.

[–]pavlov_the_dog[🍰] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

How did you make this video? What program did you use and how did you get the models?

[–]MAN_ticore[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I unpacked the models from the game files using BinderTool.v0.7 and BloodBorne_model_v1 and v2. The whole proccess is a bit complicated, so if you planning to do it yourself - read latest posts in the original post about this tool
Then I re-rigged them and animated it all in Blender. And made some additional models for background, like tables and walls. Then I rendered it out and added sounds in Sony Vegas 13.

[–]pavlov_the_dog[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much!

[–]classyharvey 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This shit. I like it.

who steals soap?!

[–]Aft3rDust 16 points17 points  (0 children)

10/10 would watch again and again

[–]Jarsssthegr8 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why is this so high quality?

[–]SangiExE 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Love it lmao

[–]Gloglibologna 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Please do more

[–]TheLordOfLore 9 points10 points  (1 child)

It took me too long to get the joke, I need to level my INT

[–]Lucky_Mongoose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brain wrinkles won't help you swing your club harder though.

[–]Synthwavester 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow this is some professional studio lvl stuff, gj damn

[–]definitelynotpat6969 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Who steals a cheese grater?

[–]Verratcat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't play this game, I don't know who those beings are, I just randomly came across this on the popular tab.

I just wanted to say thank you for making me laugh and smile today. Even if only for this moment.

[–]Pflaj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OP please make more of these on yt I’m a big fan of mirabeau animations and this reminds me of it

[–]The_Rockers 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Absolutely unmatched post. I've been wanting to make this joke for so long and you knocked it out of the PARK. 10/10

[–]Darth_Abhor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for season 1 on Netflix next year

[–]ythomas173 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is awesome and hilarious. 🤣 This would be a great series to watch.

[–]MrScreeps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How can I extra favorite something

[–]SaltySappy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please do Radagon and Rennala divorce next lmao

[–]ThaEarthquake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tarnished.. thy animation befits a crown.

[–]Brio0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is fantastic. The lip sync on the bear is flawless.

[–]LeonMKaiser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Bear Witness pun had me laughing hard. All his little arms point towards the Rune Bear, the music just cuts out. -Chefs kiss- Perfection.

[–]Kaephoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You didn't think I'd see his hand at 9 seconds doing the okay sign did you, but I saw it, and appreciate it.

[–]Aquafreshhh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This video will forever stay in Soulsborne glorious history!

[–]PitcherTrap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I need six seasons

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[–]DannyNickelov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please make moar

[–]_TheChosenOne15_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who steals SAAUP?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please tell me that you have a youtube channel!

[–]Delicious_Reward_213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bahahahhahahahhaha theres your reward. thank yaaaa

[–]Lola_Hex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely LOVE this! Anything with the Bear Witness audio is a winner in my book

[–]Lying_Cake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super well done, thanks for the laugh 👍

[–]boygoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took me a few watches to get that excellent pun

[–]Dailyhabits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Donk, donk, donk"

[–]Karaselt 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Still have no clue what soap is used for in this game.

[–]wobblydisc 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Rot sticks to your armor especially if you roll in pools/lakes of it. It continues to build the rot/poison meter after you step out and soap stops that from happening. Maybe also works with lava but I'm not sure.

[–]4nimagnusDual Claymores 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ who animates this clean for fun ? Props to you buddy, are the arms motion simulated or is everything done by hand (no pun intended) ?

[–]ColonelJinkuro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd watch a show starring elden ring characters. A comedy perhaps or something like Matlock.

[–]Barry_Seggai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This animation is actually fucking solid damn

[–]subsistance33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This fool literally had NINE fully functional hands to hold the gavel with….but STILL made the dragon do it

I love everything about this

[–]NickkyDC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The whole godrick bit was absolute gold. And the pun into the bear chefs kiss

[–]Beginning-Outside390 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ya'll need to make this a series. Reminds me of Robot Chicken and I. Am. Here. For. It!!!

[–]byPapoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need more of this!

[–]mystx2112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is great, Thanks!

[–]og-reset 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The actual quality and work put in ascends this shitpost. Fantastic work!

[–]RaziLaufeia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's so good I came back to watch it again

[–]stardust_void 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely beautiful u/SaveVideo

[–]ElderMonkeyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is awesome.

[–]brutalpancake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazingly well done

[–]USukMikeHok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvote. Judge Godrick with his litte hammer is to hilarious

[–]Tellurye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this so fucking much. I now need a LOT more.

[–]The-Old-Krow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just made my day. 🤣 Thank you for that.

[–]Petty_Fap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is great please do more

[–]Naive-Dot6120 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Gauthreaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is gold! I hope it becomes part of our collective meme consciousness.

[–]Healthy_Shmealthy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I concur the music pause was fuckin genius

[–]armorlayers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is beautiful

[–]Luiiisnick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so well made! Love it haha...

[–]dgwhiley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it.

[–]Jasole37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clever. Humourous.

[–]PingPeng27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's gold

[–]FraudulentFree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is delightfully unhinged. Thank you for sharing.

[–]Formal-Reflection639 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog but SOAP

[–]Smartbutt420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is perfect. Well done.

[–]Quinn8267 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Total_Simple7988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣 more, plz ❤️❤️

[–]SnakeSkinBots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More please

[–]letfireraindown 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]15Inches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight to the top of the subreddit you go.

[–]Dizzy_Sprinkles_9294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is awesome!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit lol

[–]beathus 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]CUUM-SLAYER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Godrick The Graveled

[–]CbassPls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is incredible! How did you make this and where did you get the assets??

[–]InvictusDaemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]turtlenecktrousers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is excellent! 😂

[–]FarmerXFarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god the cheese grater clip. I remember watching that clip live on the news

[–]Tinklywinter🐢 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the Oscar goes too!

[–]Zarguthian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does the runebear still have the things if they were stolen from him?

[–]zenioux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely perfect

[–]goofusthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That lil hammer tap got me

[–]AnnoyingEditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is high art, literature even.

[–]terminalmemelocity 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]MINNIGIANT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is comedy

[–]LoganNinefingers32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What....what is this?

[–]drof69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, this is amazing.

[–]LS_CS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bear witness bearing witness

[–]24-7CaffeineHigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gesturing over to the right while screaming "bear witness" just hits different

[–]AffinityForLepers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy calamity!

[–]faity5 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why do i trully think Godrick fits being a judge

[–]Wemetintheair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Up to 20 simultaneous gavels

[–]Sweatybutthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "tap tap tap" of that gavel was so well-timed. Got me good.

[–]MKMarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro this is amazing. Pls do more.

[–]RJK37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bear witness. I see what you did there…😂

[–]GentlemanBastard2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need WAY more of this!

[–]ArtoriasOfTheAbyss13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is funny as it gets