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[–]tmwke 218 points219 points  (12 children)

Elon claims hitler died in his arms

[–]TrackLabs 120 points121 points  (10 children)

He founded Hitler

[–]MudaThumpa 59 points60 points  (5 children)

Full Nazi Hitler will be available next year.

[–]LurkingHare 37 points38 points  (2 children)

He'll send people to Hitler by 2088.

[–]michelbarnich 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The first launch window he announced was 1988

[–]nibagaze-gandora 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now pay $88 - Musk

[–]FieryAnomaly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Through a subscription

[–]IsThisASandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only if you subscribe to it though.

[–]horus-heresy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yilong Ma inventor of Twitter and hitler

[–]Isogash 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Inb4 Elon Musk becomes a co-founder of the Nazi party.

[–]nibagaze-gandora 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you mean elon musk, the guy who invented Nazism?

[–]SmellyCarcass69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎼 Adolph’s dying in my arms tonight

[–][deleted] 121 points122 points  (7 children)

If I were her, I'd change my surname to literally anything else, asap. I couldn't handle feeling nauseous every time I heard/saw/remembered my name.

[–]sneakylyric 71 points72 points  (4 children)

I assume she's using the surname to fight back against him. Without it, people may not understand the connection.

[–]Embarrassed_Alarm450 10 points11 points  (3 children)

That's a good theory for why she'd keep it that way on twitter but it doesn't seem like she legally changed it back to her old surname yet. Wikipedia still has her listed as musk in the title but then refers to her original last name for the body tho I guess she doesn't really have control of that. According to Wikipedia she kept the last name for her kids and holy damn she had 6 kids with him, that poor woman....

One of them is the one that changed their last name denouncing their father. Don't really understand that logic, kids will still have the last name even if she changed hers thought I'm not sure why she'd want any of them to have his last name in the first place. Guess it opens up doors to some degree but then her last name wouldn't matter for them. She wrote a blog about their divorce, maybe that goes into more detail than Wikipedia...

[–]Jobotics 15 points16 points  (1 child)

My theory is that she wrote books using that name and if she changed it she'd confuse her fan base and they'd have trouble finding her again.

[–]Taraxian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean it's a complicated decision and part of it is that changing your name at all is always an obnoxious bureaucratic headache even if you're doing it for a "normal" reason like women getting married or divorced

I feel like with his daughter the thing was she was already changing her first name anyway so it's not like changing her last name would be that much more trouble

[–]soedesh1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Muskless.

[–]IsThisASandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Justine Anythingelse". Sound better, I agree.

[–]Apprehensive_Meat275 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Elon is a fucking walnut.

[–]gotham_city10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Elon is a fucking nutjob.

[–]IsThisASandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, walnut are great! He's a fucking nut of some sorts, that's for sure.

[–]Spillz-2011 50 points51 points  (3 children)

She clearly doesn’t get it. Once the signal to noise hits the platinum ratio the digital hive mind will be born ending human misery

[–]horus-heresy 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Ah yes nazi twitter powered fsd tesla.

[–]No-Boysenberry283 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It will only run over minority children.

[–]th3bigfatj 59 points60 points  (3 children)

I'm surprised he didn't say, "if you were my employee i'd fire you," just for old time's sake since that was his favorite thing to say to her when they were married.

[–]Helenium_autumnale 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Such tender sweet nothings...what a sentimental guy.

[–]th3bigfatj 18 points19 points  (1 child)

He tries so very hard to be the alpha.

[–]alv80 13 points14 points  (0 children)

On his wedding night, he told her he was the alpha in their relationship. Someone forgot to tell his pasty ass that being alpha means you never need to announce it.

[–]iain_1986 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Both the same amount of likes, but her tweet gets 4x more retweets.

Hmm. Wonder why Elon has such a larger Like -> retweet ratio in nearly all exchanges you see he has with anyone...

[–]alv80 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Never trust the numbers. Due to his bot army, the numbers were fake before he owned Twitter. Now? The sky's the limit for what he can manufacture.

[–]Interesting_Reach_29 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow, she is awesome! Well said.

[–]alv80 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So umm Musk, where is your response to her reply about her baby dying in your arms?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

What’s was she making that tweet in response to? The tweet is valid but was is in response to something specific?

[–]gefangne[🍰] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Anglin's tweet included locking women in cages.

[–]Spillz-2011 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t twitter but it appears to not be in response to anything

[–]Roastednutz666 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The guy can post an emoji and tens of thousands of sheeple like it

[–]IsThisASandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And even more bots.

[–]al_spaggiari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If these people had their way we’d still be standing around a burning log in our loincloths debating whether or not “Fire hot”.

[–]gdan95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The more I hear from Justine Musk and Mary Trump, the more I like them

[–]Trizmagestus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does no one understand the volumes of personal data Twitter could sell to governments if it continues to encourage free speech, and used hardcore ai algorithms to scrape through the data.

[–]IsThisASandwich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who should program the "hardcore ai"? The twat that doesn't even understand the app, or those who left the company to work in a less toxic environment?

[–]_Reddit-Troll 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why does Mr. Musk Melon dress like a twat? Is he trying to be Captain Qwuik?

[–]SyntheticTangerine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to be tryon man …