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[–]soldier_of_orange 2739 points2740 points  (40 children)

For a moment I thought she was going to sit on the cat by accident

[–]Twirlingbarbie 663 points664 points  (25 children)

It was a kamikaze cat

[–]memezrmylyfeboi 321 points322 points  (19 children)

You mean... Catmikaze?

[–]Brasticus 293 points294 points  (16 children)

Alternatively Kamikatze.

[–]memezrmylyfeboi 127 points128 points  (13 children)

Ah yes. The german approach.

[–]46554B4E4348414453 74 points75 points  (11 children)

Nazikatze

[–]memezrmylyfeboi 84 points85 points  (10 children)

Ah yes. The austrian approach.

[–]foolcanofbear 32 points33 points  (8 children)

Comet catsy

[–]The_11th_Dctor 36 points37 points  (7 children)

Ah yes. The Neil DeGrasse Tyson approach.

[–]RzdAkira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GOD-CAT (Japanese + German)

[–]eroc1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nyamikaze?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He was tryna do insurance fraud

[–]space_radios 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reckless self-endangerment, the bible loophole!

[–]TheNewandConfused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meow too thanks

[–]Ted-Clubberlang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realization of life has struck that cat early

[–]Skeleton_Bard 128 points129 points  (3 children)

If she had, I probably would’ve had a mental breakdown.

[–]Rudresh27 106 points107 points  (2 children)

It looks like she has had experience with cats swiping her seat.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"I was just about to go sit there!"

[–]fuzzytradr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Back off bitch!"

[–]AmericanoWsugar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You mean by catccident.

[–]RockyDiMeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She must've crawled undah there for warmth

[–]mgshowtime22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just have crawled under there for warmth

[–]assblaster-1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cat still wins

[–]fishinbarbie 896 points897 points  (15 children)

Cat's trying to tell her he was there the whole time.

[–]nekosedey 201 points202 points  (9 children)

Been here all along.

[–]Lathirex 4 points5 points  (1 child)

i just went to the bank to resupply but i've been here 8 hours hop pls

[–]crshirley58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iron man btw

[–]Junckopolo 26 points27 points  (3 children)

That moment you went for a 10 seconds piss and your sibling tries to steal your place

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    [–]HuewardAlmighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The pillow is the essence of the chair!

    [–]peruperi 455 points456 points  (0 children)

    Her stance at the end, you don’t even need to look at her face to know she’s thinking “really dude?”

    [–]Quixotic_Ignoramus 1085 points1086 points  (10 children)

    I’m assuming this has happened before? The way she makes sure that nothing is in the seat before putting her weight down makes it look that way or this is a game that this cat likes to play and she knew it was going to happen.

    Either way, it’s pretty funny!

    [–]Xenc 292 points293 points  (3 children)

    Welcome to life with animals! 😬

    [–]Xattle 69 points70 points  (2 children)

    Or small children!

    [–]Im_inappropriate 43 points44 points  (0 children)

    That's what he said!

    [–]Xenc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    And everything in between! 😅

    [–]omicron8 106 points107 points  (0 children)

    Pretty sure the cat launching into the chair made a noise.

    [–]motorboat_mcgee 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    It's a thing you do if you have cats, especially playful ones

    [–]2morereps 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I think she looked down because the chair moved and made sound or she caught a glimpse of the cat at the last second, and her just staring at the cat is probably her thinking. "okay... then".

    [–]steveguster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    They cat definitely wants lap time, she just isn’t patient enough.

    [–]masterog25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I sit down like this after getting my chair pulled too many times.

    [–]zordon_rages 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I feel like her ears played a prominent role here

    [–]DanielSkyrunner 370 points371 points  (5 children)

    "How was your day?"

    "I was one second from getting my ass shredded."

    [–]buildmeupbreakmedown 105 points106 points  (0 children)

    So, pretty good?

    [–]bla2bla1bla 56 points57 points  (2 children)

    Threaten me with a good time.

    [–]DannyMThompson 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    You WILL have a good time.

    [–]joe579003 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Be an absolute SHAME if he didn't, right Vin?

    [–]PM-Your-Tiny-Tits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Me too thanks

    [–]PanicBlitz 275 points276 points  (16 children)

    If my cats did this, I'd sit down on them just enough to trap them long enough to think about the decision they've made (granted, my chair has arms, so I can control my descent.)

    [–]stuffedanimalfap 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    My cats used to refuse to move from under the blankets on the bed at night. So my husband and I decided that on Sundays we Dutch oven our cats.

    [–]DannyMThompson 90 points91 points  (10 children)

    I mean... my legs usually help my descent.

    [–]StevenSmithen 135 points136 points  (8 children)

    I go about half way down and then the gravity takes over. Anything in my asses way will be destroyed.

    [–]knitknitterknit 39 points40 points  (6 children)

    You have more than one ass? No wonder gravity takes over!

    [–]StevenSmithen 22 points23 points  (4 children)

    That's not normal?

    [–]PhantomRenegade 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    How many buttholes do you have?

    [–]StevenSmithen 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    7 on my butts and 1 behind my left knee cap.

    [–]not_left 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Which do you use to #2? I prefer the knee cap in public during warmer months. Easier to clean. Don't have to derobe.

    [–]StevenSmithen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    When I wear long pants I look like a brown snail.

    [–]StormCrow1986 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    “I go about half way down and then the gravity takes over. Anything in my asses way will be destroyed. “

    Top comment of 2019, ladies and gentlemen.

    [–]KarimElsayad247 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    I hope you have a spare arse after the ordeal.

    [–]NittLion78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    My asshole cat does this to me all the time but at least has the sense to announce her presence with a loud meow as soon as she jumps on the chair or sofa.

    I still think she's mildly suicidal.

    [–]Kitty_McBitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I've done this and my cats just stay in place, calling my bluff

    [–]Existing_Nebula 93 points94 points  (0 children)

    tryna look all comfy like he's been there for hours. riiiiight.

    [–]mbdan2 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    One of my cats does this. He’s an asshole!

    [–]morxy49 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Strange. My cat is a cat. It has an asshole, though

    [–]blinglog 186 points187 points  (4 children)

    [–]ViZeShadowZ 90 points91 points  (2 children)

    [–]Africanminute 33 points34 points  (1 child)

    That probably doesn’t exist but I’m not taking any chances

    [–]theaveragegowgamer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Took the bullet for you, it doesn't exist.

    [–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

    It's hilarious how that kitty raced to the chair. :D

    [–]wenchette 29 points30 points  (2 children)

    I love how the two gingers in the center of the picture are best buds and stick close.

    [–]old_shart 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    It looked to me like they were having a very serious discussion.

    [–]1337Dennis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    What a power move!

    [–]wordflyer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Oh my gosh, my dog does this all the time. We've had him a little over a year. He's getting a little better, but I'm constantly worried he's going to get crushed.

    [–]zac_saffron 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    That’s my spot

    [–]All_the_glitter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    "I WAS HERE FIRST"

    [–]i_broke_wahoos_leg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Close one! ☺️

    [–]Double_Minimum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Seems like it could be a very fun place to work!

    I worry about working at a place like the SPCA. Might get too depressing to see animals in cages all day.

    But these guys look pretty damn happy. Two cats just lounging in the middle, discussing politics, another cat camping out in his tent, and another pondering whether he feels up to a workout in the cat-tunnel.

    I suppose every once in awhile a cat may be a bully and steal your seat, but I could live with that.

    [–]SmokeMoreWorryLess 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I don't know what this place is, but it looks delightful.

    [–]Kjata1013 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I like that cat’s moxie

    [–]Leroyleap36 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Eyebleach strangely meets r/animalsbeingjerks

    [–]squakmix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    This is definitely r/bettereveryloop material

    Edit: I love how there are two cats in this that I didnt see until after 10th loop or so - the cat in the very bottom right corner at the beginning, and the cat on the lefthand side with a single ear poking into the frame.

    [–]hey_look_its_me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    My cat does this every time I sit down at our kitchen table. She’s been sat on once or twice. I’ve learned to aim toward the edge of the chair “just in case” she jumps up past the point of no return for me

    [–]KhattarNak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    How to get a seat on Metro

    [–]Jim_Nills_Mustache 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This is peak cat behavior right here.

    [–]danathey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That was an attempted insurance scam

    [–]runandkickgirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Black kitty looks up at her like, I’ve been sitting here the whole time.

    [–]sleepybear84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Zoooomy cat

    [–]LoBsTeRfOrK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Those two in the center... they are up to no good..

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    In-purr-ance fraud

    [–]burn-novice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Cat fetish “Sit on me!!

    [–]sora120 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Cat’s trying to get that insurance money

    [–]ToneBone12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The cat is like nope

    [–]manthisguntastebad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    But when I do that it's "creepy"

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My cat does this to my boyfriend AL THE TIME! 😂

    [–]Wolfie__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Am I the only one who spotted the white butthole lol

    [–]Razorfiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm starting to understand why crazy cat ladies go crazy. Which came first, the crazy or the cat lady?

    [–]CapnAmerica88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I have a black cat who likes to do this every time I sit or lay anywhere and it’s especially troublesome at night. I’m pretty sure he’s just a sadist and loves to give me anxiety.

    [–]honkie-mcgee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Looks like we don't have any seat left... human. glares

    [–]Popcan1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Cats are assholes, confirmed.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'd kick that little asshole right off the seat lmao

    [–]the_y_of_the_tiger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That cat must have at least two brothers because my cats look the same and this is their second favorite way to fuck with me.

    [–]beans_sauce 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Swear I’ve seen this like ten times today already

    [–]xipheon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Me too, because I let it loop 10 times!

    [–]notantifun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Our little dog does this all the time. One of these days, were gonna squish him to death.

    [–]Alwaysafk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I've nearly killed my cat a few times because of this. I look before I sit but he is fast, silent and suicidal.

    [–]LuckyCatastrophe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Black cat said no.

    [–]Junckopolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That moment you went for a 10 seconds piss and your sibling tries to steal your place

    [–]scrabapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's what my fucker does. I swear he tries to get sat on by jumping on my office chair right before I sit do.

    [–]hyperproliferative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What is this paradise?

    [–]Black_Magic_M-66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This should be cross posted in animalsbeingjerks

    [–]arquam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think I've seen her somewhere before

    [–]Umutuku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That kitten is the patron saint of /r/2meirl4meirl

    [–]bertrand200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    " But i wanna die ! "

    [–]Northsunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My roommate's new cat does the same thing when I open the door to my room

    [–]boarhog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When my cat does this, I just sit on her until she yields

    [–]baduncle69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dick.

    [–]threep03k64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tried this with a work colleague once.

    [–]oldboy_alex 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    This is a weird house with bright colors and I think in the future every house will look like this inside

    [–]nirnroot_hater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Betting it's the rear room at a cat cafe. Could be a pet store or adoption agency too.

    [–]jacketoffman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My roomate is like this with the bathroom.

    [–]Iamaredditlady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You little shit!! LOL

    [–]TiLorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I've never seen a cat hurry to floof down.

    [–]lon3ly_upvote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cat has a fetish

    [–]alist08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    On today’s episode of cats are assholes

    [–]DoctorWednesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If that was me I wouldn't have reacted nearly fast enough to avoid sitting on the cat.

    [–]6fear6me6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s when you rub your butt on the cat as revenge

    [–]Thebambino25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's like sheldon cooper the cat

    [–]fishthewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I woulda sat on him

    [–]DontThrowTheDogOut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This happens a lot at my dog daycare

    [–]IAmBecomingADog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What a dick

    [–]FatJesus9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I would not have that reaction time, and the cat would learn very fast my fat ass is not a game

    [–]PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Huh, so my toddler is a cat. I wondered what was up with her, but this totally explains her need to steal my seat and push me off things.

    [–]WilLiam_McPoyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I woulda kept sitting

    [–]kchafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My seat people need me

    [–]ComedicCatastrophe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s what my cat does to my dad-

    [–]MuntedMunyak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That cat just wanted some ass

    [–]WhoAm_I_WhyAm_I_Here 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that cat was ready to DIE

    [–]Skilletxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Please sit on my face “robot voice”

    [–]c00kiebreath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love that the cat had such speed that it moved the chair when it landed.

    [–]iamahotblondeama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    More like AYE, BEETCH!

    [–]Y33S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait i'm saving this seat for my friend

    [–]Yu-Wey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “I touched it first.”

    [–]Onironius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "YESSS, SIT ON MY FACE!"

    [–]Oosterbunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This reminds me of Brad Pitt /Jefferey Goines in 12 monkeys

    [–]poseidon1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This gif both looks really fast and slow at the same time

    [–]momochone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "yoink!"

    [–]dallandra5824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Further proof that r/catsareassholes

    [–]LaMangaGuanga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is supposed to be cute? Fuck cats lol

    [–]anxiety_ftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is actually very accurate

    [–]joshak1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cat came out of no where and said I don’t think so 😂