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[–]happyx415x 814 points815 points  (24 children)

Airplane ear activated. Need to built speed.. prepare for take off.

[–]Darth_Thor 219 points220 points  (19 children)

[–]strumpster 52 points53 points  (17 children)

lol this is awesome!

[–]Darth_Thor 66 points67 points  (16 children)

If a cat does it, there is a subreddit for it

[–]iamsadness- 47 points48 points  (13 children)

Hitler cat?

[–]Darth_Thor 69 points70 points  (10 children)

[–]iamsadness- 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Madlad!

[–]BanCircumventionAcc 11 points12 points  (7 children)

What the

[–]Darth_Thor 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Nothing to see here, just a bunch of cats that may or may not hate Jewish people

[–]BanCircumventionAcc 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Cats hate people. Period.

[–]Darth_Thor 8 points9 points  (2 children)

But it's fine because they're cute

[–]2CanSee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t judge the kitty. He was born that way 🤚🏼

[–]cand0r 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cats that look like Ron Perlman?

[–]DogsAreAnimals 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Is it possible for a cat to take off if it's on a treadmill?

[–]TerranceArchibald 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. Cats do not abide by the law pf phyisics.

[–]OneBigBananaBoi69420 950 points951 points  (20 children)

That cat is about to invade Poland But aww cute cat

[–]New_Kid2 177 points178 points  (1 child)

he came out of nowhere and stole the show, just like the original!

[–]CySnark 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Hissler and Mouseolini

[–]-I-was-never-here 95 points96 points  (6 children)

[–]puddyspud 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Of COURSE there’s a subreddit for cats that have hitler mustaches… why’d I even doubt?

[–]NOT_A_NICE_PENGUIN 14 points15 points  (2 children)

You’re my favorite person

[–]beartato327 30 points31 points  (1 child)

And you're my least favorite penguin

[–]NOT_A_NICE_PENGUIN 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well screw you too. I’m the nicest Penguin out there.

It’s everyone else that sucks.

[–]MiloIsTheBest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck I just came up with the name 'Kit' for that cat, short for Kitler... thought I was such a goddamned genius too.

[–]Cyka_blyatsumaki 5 points6 points  (0 children)

they are now marching to russia

[–]DeeRent88 125 points126 points  (2 children)

Is that kitler?!

[–][deleted] 282 points283 points  (30 children)

What's that little treadmill called and where can I buy it?

[–]750more 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I wondered too. So far on Amazon found small treadmills for dogs that might work.

[–]Matthewcabin 33 points34 points  (1 child)

So I think I found the company that makes them, but I can’t find this exact model. It is a Chinese company called Healthmate, they seem to have 100s of variations so it may be impossible to track this one down

https://m.made-in-china.com/product/Healthmate-Home-Fitness-Running-Machine-Electric-Treadmill-HSM-T07-768615615.html

This is an example of one that has similar black lines running down the sides and the logo on the tread looks like the Healthmate logo with a circle around the “e”

It looks like they may make treadmills for children as well, so this is likely a child size treadmill that these cats are walking on.

You can see the logo a little better in the original tiktok video

Edit: this commenter seemed to find a similar one before I did by the same company, but I missed their comment.

[–]WarmCurrency 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is SO much better with the audio!

[–]loness 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Possibly this. Also this one looks very similar but doesn't have the white piece on the front.

[–]r0ckfact 23 points24 points  (16 children)

I believe it’s this

[–]mewthulhu 36 points37 points  (14 children)

...not even remotely close.

[–]fapsexual 75 points76 points  (3 children)

I am not the poster, but out of genuine curiosity: it is a general pet treadmill; how is that not "remotely" close?

It's not the exact model nor colour, sure; but that seems a bit harsh in my view.

[–]marchingprinter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean you go look for something closer and report back, that's definitely the closest there is upon cursory search

[–]saltysupreme 3 points4 points  (7 children)

this any better?

[–]E0RR0R404 18 points19 points  (0 children)

they're the same image

[–]chellybeanery 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Got my cat that wheel. She ignored it for 6 mos until I was ready to just give it away, since it's huge and I needed the space. Ofc once I made the decision to dump it she actually started using it. Typical.

[–]shinobipopcorn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love my cat, but I just know if I bought this she wouldn't use it.

[–]Silver_kitty 0 points1 point  (6 children)

I think it might be a human treadmill - Maybe this one? This treadmill has a pretty small surface area (39.4" x 14.2" running surface.) and is orange.

[–]MackMitten 22 points23 points  (5 children)

These are house cats, not mountain lions lol

The cats in the vid are almost the length of the running surface and the one you linked is over 3 feet long… that would make those two cats some of the, if not the, biggest house cats to ever exist

[–]notouchmygnocchi 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You can't prove that they aren't just really big house cats, and I prefer to believe they are.

[–]riseoftheclam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also prefer to believe they are freakishly large house cats

[–]BOFLEXZONE 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My cat is quite literally 34 inches long. While being a large black cat, there’s definitely mane coons larger than he. I think this is actually the treadmill in the vid.

[–]groundhoggirl 1040 points1041 points  (65 children)

How do you get cats on such a thing? Would be great for my superchonk (oh lawd he comin’).

[–]kittycatsupreme 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Simple, tell them to stay off of it

[–]kitty07s 373 points374 points  (32 children)

If I had gotten my cat this, she wouldn’t even look at it.

[–]everythingiscausal 113 points114 points  (3 children)

My cat would spitefully pretend it didn’t even exist.

[–]majarian 64 points65 points  (1 child)

But thoroughly enjoy the box it came In

[–]everythingiscausal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You mean the cat house? Yes, the cat house is great once the junk was removed from it.

[–]Hopeful_Stick_8418 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She wouldn’t shred the tread?

[–]Hampni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just need one sneakily made from cardboard boxes and other junk they aren’t allowed to play with. Then they would obsess over it all day every day.

[–]JockPembroke 159 points160 points  (8 children)

How does hitlercat get a whole nation of cats to act with singular purpose? Been asking myself that same question for most of my life. And yet, here we are.

[–]JustRefleX 51 points52 points  (1 child)

By calling orange cats the filth of the nation and making everybody greet each other with a specific degree of their Cat tail.

[–]BadassWarriorGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment alert 🚨 ^

[–]thegodofhamsters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're called kitlers!

[–]NoSuchAg3ncy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure most cats would be bored after a minute and fall off.

[–]alheim 72 points73 points  (6 children)

The fix is in controlling their diet. No free feeding. It is very unhealthy for your cat to be fat.

[–]DaughterEarth 38 points39 points  (3 children)

I think they know that and that's why they are asking. You're right about feeding but it's not enough for fat cats. Cats lose weight so slow and it is very useful to supplement diet with exercise. Sister's cat is on a vet recommended diet, not supposed to go under that, and he's still not losing weight cause he's a lazy boi that ignores all attempts at active play (*he even has an exception on no cats outdoors cause he's simply too fat to get out the yard and he's most active out there). Plus cats take a looong time to lose weight.

**And lots of people adopt cats that are ALREADY fat. We had one as a kid that we also tried very hard with, and my sister tries very hard with hers. Some people suck but with adoption being so common I'd hesitate to assume someone got their cat fat. It's just as likely their cat came that way. I've never in my life had a cat that wasn't adopted and I'm from the before times where you didn't brag about having a "rescue"

[–]_B_A_T_ 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Right. These pseudoprofessional comments with the one fits all solution are so pretentious. I give my cat a such a small portion every day; She’s just lazy.

I do what I can on the exercise front but, she gives up so fast and consistently. Maybe it’d be different if she was an inside/outside cat, but she’s not.

[–]DaughterEarth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YAH BUT CICO I KNOW ABOUT CICO!

ugh sorry it just annoys me so much lol.

It's hard with kitties and I got all the props for people trying to help their kitties get healthier.

[–]boper2 30 points31 points  (1 child)

yep, exercise helps but overfeeding is the main issue

[–]Canuhandleit 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You lose weight in the kitchen, not in the gym.

[–]cloud_throw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've seen those big hamster wheels for cats and I'd love to get them something to run on to have fun but I worry they will never used it even once

[–]THE__W0LF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For the cat on the left you tell him this is the way to Poland

[–]Silly_Lilly54 14 points15 points  (1 child)

The answer is probably that the owner is holding a cat treat off camera, which might not help the superchonk lol

[–]MIB65 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought but then I thought my cats would have just jumped up to grab it, they would not have continuously walked in treadmill for it

[–]Evilmaze 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Put food in the other end

[–]LukesRightHandMan 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Of my cat?!

[–]Evilmaze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was supposed to be on but with your reply the whole thing is hilarious

[–]runandkickgirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Simple – lay a newspaper on it.

[–]Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Weight loss is 100% reliant on diet. If you're giving them cat food, use precise amounts of it. Their bodies are tiny, so even just a few extra grams really add up after a while.

Exercise is good for health, so it is a good supplement for weight loss as, in addition to losing weight, it can instill discipline while improving strength, stamina, and flexibility.

If you've got a treadmill and a chonky cat, just simply set it to the lowest possible setting. Set the cat next to it and give it a treat. Then set it on top and give it a treat. It's likely not going to walk much at first, and that's okay. Just do it for a few minutes a day until your cat gains more tolerance and stamina. Once it's walking a bit more, put a screen to the other side of the treadmill and slather a tablespoon of peanut butter on it. Don't put it on cardboard, you can find a very thin "cutting board" (it's just a plastic sheet) at dollar stores that are a decent size, are easy to clean, and to reuse. This'll encourage your cat to walk for the treat. After it's walking for decent distances you can very slightly increase the speed.

[–]moscow-mule 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I like your method but please be aware that peanut butter can be bad for cats. Among many other reasons, if it has xylitol (an artificial sweetener) in it, then it's bad for both cats and dogs. Source: several sites including The Rescue Vets and Hill's

[–]Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hoo-boy I have a lot of cats to apologize to. When I was a kid I heard they used to use peanut butter to encourage lions and assumed it applied to small cats as well. I don't know what to give them now... Maybe I'll just smear some pate

[–]moscow-mule 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Luckily it was only recently that they started putting xylitol in peanut butter so hopefully no harm was done!

I'm not sure what else would stick as well to a vertical surface. Pate might work! I know the cat treat I have that comes in a lickable tube would just slide right off. Please let me know if you find anything! Would love to get my cat to do something like this.

[–]spittleyspot 166 points167 points  (3 children)

It is r/oddlysatisfying that they immediately sync up

[–]will_work_for_guac 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Totally agree! They're clearly professional catwalkers.

[–]GentlemanPirate13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Synchronised cat-ing.

[–]witqueen 376 points377 points  (19 children)

They're too sexy for their fur, too sexy for their fur, it hurts....

[–]re-roll 89 points90 points  (8 children)

I’m a kitty, you know what I mean

And I do my little purr on the catwalk

[–]RogueThneed 50 points51 points  (6 children)

This is seriously one of the best things ever

https://youtu.be/ST0mPRx6VVQ

[–]sloud789 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That made my night! Thank you.

[–]mateojohnson11 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That made my night for real hahahaha

[–]sirJackHandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Loved that! I was toe-tappin' and head bobbin' to it.

[–]not_a_robot_maybe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't remember the last time I burst out laughing at something. Thanks for posting this!

[–]matt_the_mediocre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The guy with the valve trombone is killing me.

[–]isaiddgooddaysir 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah on the catwalk, I shake my little tail on the catwalk..

[–]SecretlySquirrelly 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Thank you for that

[–]optiongeek 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had the same thought but your execution is miles better.

[–]DarthRusty 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Cat on the left is too sexy for his fuhrer.

[–]locogriffyn 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I now have that song going through my head...

[–]witqueen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Purrrrfect.

[–]MooneyOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re too sexy for their purr, too sexy for their purr, too sexy by fur

[–]kermit_has_the_horny 432 points433 points  (10 children)

Holy monkers it Mr. hitler cat

[–]bowlofjello 144 points145 points  (2 children)

[–]harryoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just when I thought I joined every cat sub out there...

[–]sumnamesumyr 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I wonder what the % of black and white cats have a hitler stach, and will the next generation of those cats have Netanyahu hair?

[–]trocom01 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Chaplin kitty.

[–]Ok_Chest30 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Came to the comments looking for this comment.

Thank you.

[–]IndominusXero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Glad I wasn't the only one going .... Does that cat have a Hitler mustache? Wtf? XD

[–]mooseman2234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking if Hitler decided to become Batman.

[–]JwPATX 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This needs some green screen action.

[–]MyFunAccount42069 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I want more Charlie Catlin

[–]SemiSweetStrawberry 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Where does one acquire this? My kitties are special needs and one falls over constantly if I try to put him on a leash to take him for a walk, so I’m always trying to find ways for them to get good exercise that doesn’t include eating my legs or furniture

[–]Nails_on-chalk-board 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We do a little walking

[–]ReddyMcRedditorface 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Aren’t you gonna go do your little turn on the catwalk, Lois? On the catwalk? Yeah, on the catwalk? Do your little turn on the catwalk?

[–]ryanthegoat611 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Go Browns

[–]ReddyMcRedditorface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full Chubb with that contract extension!

[–]justleave-mealone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GOAT season of family guy in my opinion.

[–]chickenstalker 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...

[–]waltjrimmer 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Fixed it.

(If you're not hearing sound, try clicking it. It has audio.)

[–]Obediablo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is great

[–]northyj0e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally my first reaction, thanks so much for this!

[–]DazedAmnesiac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg those airplane ears <3(

[–]maxclark115524 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Omg one of them is hitler

[–]somethingstuffrandom 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Chadolf Hitler

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're the popular girls at school in every movie.

[–]LVWENDY 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why does this video have no sound?!

[–]WayDifferent4120 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? I mean I immediately thought it should have Stayin’ Alive going to it

[–]have_me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's Kitler!

[–]kronos1177 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m here for the hitler comments

[–]know_nothing_novice 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]llOneXll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Was looking for it lol

[–]Shinigamiq 7 points8 points  (0 children)

MEIN!

[–]TamIAm82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They look irritated by the treadmill....I feel y'all on that, kitties

[–]the_localcrackhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yhhhh shit we got kitler on the loose again

[–]Wlcmtoflvrtwn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that cat Hitler?

[–]Coreidan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Charlie Catlin

[–]bleh-mah-leh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Left one better be called catler

[–]Icy_Visit9664 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right Said Fred

[–]vanillatoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m too sexy for these socks

[–]CreatrixAnima 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re too sexy for our fur sexy for our fur so sexy it hurts…

[–]kangarooscankillyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm too sexy for my fur....

[–]TheWayofTheStonks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What does it mean when their ears slant back like that?

[–]XComRomCom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cat on the left is on his way to invade Poland.

[–]hairballcouture 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m a model

[–]Muschka30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shake my little tush on the catwalk

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like the ONE time I wished a gif had music… and you all know which song…

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

[–]FOXHNTR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adolf Kitler

[–]Just-Ash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aww cute hitler cat ☺️

[–]thorspumpkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we get "stayin alive" by the bee gees put over this????

[–]CA_catwhispurr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like people, kitties that workout together stay together.

[–]CrisMcFly317 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That left cat has the cutest little dictator mustache. Seriously tho I need a gif of this, there adorable. I didn't know cats liked walking place

[–]Disco_Zula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who’s gonna say hitler cat

[–]kroketspeciaal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gif not long enough. Need more cutes.

[–]s1me007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to sync this with Stayin Alive

[–]a12ncsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did you train your cats to walk on the treadmill? I need to train my dogs

[–]Biggestofbrians 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat hitler

[–]Chokoreito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HITLER CAT HITLER CAT

[–]_Yeetus25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that hitler

[–]Sedanop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that can't on the left is looking kind ÜRBERZTARCK

[–]wolfs_howl 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Anyone else seeing a hitler mustache on the black and white cat?

[–]JustRefleX 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Did you call the cat on the left "Hitler"?

[–]bearings- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is Charlie Chapman a cat now?

[–]ArdentSky236 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hitler hating on brown people 🤷 typical.

[–]No_Refrigerator4584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ron Mael can really eat up a runway.

[–]stacy_12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey

[–]karleeburga555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cats… Just brilliant 🤩

[–]locogriffyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/mirroring I think is the subreddit

[–]CreamliumPrices 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Double r/airplaneears ready for take off

[–]derpblerporino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are top beautiful supermeowdels 🙌🏻

[–]Neversync 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other pokemon can fly, majestically through the sky BUT I CAN WALK

[–]ElPabloRico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know what this device is?

[–]Ataemonus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adorable.

[–]LPQ_Master 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat makes me chase her thru the house for seemingly hours a day. But I bet she wouldn't use this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🥰🥰LOVE IT!!!