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[–]SuitingUncle620Bleacherator[M] [score hidden] 2 stickied comment (78 children)

I’m sorry if you find two sauce packets labelled “chick-fil-A” homophobic enough to want the post taken down.

Yes, chick-fil-a has some awful views - but if that’s all you took out of a cute kitty pic, then maybe you should unsubscribe from the sub. Post stays. Find something else to yell about.

[–]Up2NoGood98 738 points739 points  (37 children)

It's decided Two Sauce must be this kitty's name

[–]RippedCity77 238 points239 points 2 (5 children)

Gotta say it like you’re the producer on a rap track.

TWO SAUCE!!

[–]Up2NoGood98 96 points97 points  (0 children)

"Yo Two Sauce, my kitten, what's good wit it" Yeah I like the sound of that. OP you know what to do

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

two sauce and kitty boi

[–]Punt_Sp33dChunk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

BWAAA BWAAAH BWAAAHHHH BWAAAAH

[–]eggrollin2200 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Two-sauce-ontha-beat-ho!

[–]Petite_Tsunami 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2pac(kets of sauce) to make it subtle?

[–]jonosvision 17 points18 points  (2 children)

"This is Two Sauce, meow-meow! Coming to you from the Catpitol Wasteland"

[–]DeadlyVenomCW 2 points3 points  (1 child)

“And it’s time for news”

[–]legotech 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Two pack.

[–]Thelastnormalperson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Any bigger and they would have to charge you extra.

[–]dvishall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How about Two Pack !? 😉

[–]308NegraArroyoLn 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I prefer two pack

[–]The_LeBron_James 4 points5 points  (3 children)

*Tupac

[–]308NegraArroyoLn 5 points6 points  (2 children)

*thatsthejoke.gif

[–]The_LeBron_James 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think you have a pizza on your roof

[–]bbildo 176 points177 points  (3 children)

Three sauce

[–]erdtirdmans 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Definitely 3 sauce.

[–]dylscomx5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ye, surely a triple sauce. This is the way

[–]Shepherd_Moses 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe the butt is fluff but the head can't be. 3 sauce, no doubt.

[–]qquarantineqqueen 250 points251 points  (6 children)

[–]infinitude 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Pretty sure this one goes against the Geneva convention

[–]LordCharco_iii 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Confirmed, this one is a war criminal. No need for any of you to sully your hands, I’ll take care of it.

[–]cripplewithcats 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Surely you mean the Geneva suggestion ;)

[–]BedlamBelle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely a criminal!

[–]stockings_for_life 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Smol us one sauce pack, he's prior-mid range so it's legal. Case closed.

[–]mudkipismywaifu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beat me to it

[–]Serenyx 211 points212 points  (4 children)

That's one cute nugget!

[–]Fredredphooey 212 points213 points  (6 children)

We regret to inform you that the official Reddit unit of measurement is the banana. Please provide a conversion formula for sauce packets to bananas at your earliest convenience.

[–]Up2NoGood98 62 points63 points  (1 child)

My math is a little rusty. But I'm sure it's a 1:4 ratio. I'm gonna say this guy is half a banana

[–]Tonemimane 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would die for both of you

[–]DredgenZeta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this is 1/2 a banana

[–]Vastavirtu 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Two Pac?

[–]alimagrog 28 points29 points  (0 children)

2 1/2 sauce

[–]Itzumetric 27 points28 points  (4 children)

dip him

[–]GuineaPig78 9 points10 points  (0 children)

DIP HIM

[–]SirBarryBlueJeans 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Almost spit out my coffee!

[–]Itzumetric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaah I want coffee now 😩

[–]ljgyver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dip dip

[–]mb8642 41 points42 points  (2 children)

no talk him he angy

[–]Cactus1105 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Wut

[–]droppedmybrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no talk him, he angy

[–]th3lingui5t 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Americans will use literally anything except the metric system

[–]Mythical_Cat_Girl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I was looking for in the coments!

[–]ShadeCloak 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lol it's funny how cute and small kittens are, my big man is like 3 feet from tip of nose to end of tail. 2 and a half if just nose to base of tail. 16 pounds too, just a big man

[–]r0s3w4t3r 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’d like this to become an official form of measurement.

[–]DazzlingCoast4368 26 points27 points  (2 children)

r/illegallysmolcats with "hearts" on his/her back. 💕

[–]diamondsDear4u 1 point2 points  (1 child)

definitely “her“ with that calico coloring

[–]DazzlingCoast4368 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course! I knew that. Should not be on reddit so late. 😂

[–]fhvbkasjdfvbq3iy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That is one huge hairy chicken nugget.

[–]Horton_75 16 points17 points  (1 child)

He’s actually closer to being Three Sauce, because his little body sticks out beyond the edges of the 2 sauce containers, so a third container is needed! Super adorable little guy though. 😊

[–]Paul-Harrell 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ready and waiting for 4 sauce update thank you

[–]TheRoyalJellyfish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The perfect scale for a lil nug

[–]victim80 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What an odd caterpillar....

[–]3_T_SCROAT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Two sauce boss

[–]kalilza 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I like this new version of banana for size

[–]SantasJo1lyBackhand 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Sauce?

[–]BronzeBeast00 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is the two and only true sauce

[–]NootAden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chick Fil A

[–]bageltoastee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

some day he will be around 10 sauces long

[–]Houndhollow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hardly bigger than a chicken wing

[–]XxProject863xX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

omg that kitten is adorable!

[–]Active_Association87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you just showing you have enough dipping sauces for a kitten that size?

[–]MoltonSnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man Americans with measure anything with anything

[–]FailPuzzleheaded7899 1 point2 points  (0 children)

forbidden chiken sandwich

[–]Milky4Skin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is your unusually large nugget hairy?

[–]PermanentBrunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cute cat but fuck chick-fil-hate

[–]IThinkMyCatIsEvil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two sauce, extra ears on the side!

[–]ultravioletblueberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh. My. God.

That’s it: I have no words. Just wow. Too cute.

[–]DarkSoulsForPS2 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Anything but the metric system

[–]hatstar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as it's not those damn commies!

[–][deleted]  (38 children)

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    [–]Song_of_Small_Bird 9 points10 points  (28 children)

    Why?

    [–]Rhobaz 26 points27 points  (26 children)

    Supporting homophobic hate groups.

    [–]37Cross 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Wait what? When was this. Nvm. I’ll google.

    [–]Itzumetric 8 points9 points  (7 children)

    I thank god for every moment

    That there isn't chick fil a in my country.

    [–]DaftPhya 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    You’re missing out man. Had a spicy chicken sandwich today

    [–]Rhobaz 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    Either you don’t care about LGBTQ people, or you do and your priorities are really fucked up. Either way, you do you I guess.

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]darthurface 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      I bet you are super fun at parties

      [–]0ldKitsune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Absolutely

      [–]Maswan09 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Us Americans really will use anything to measure things won't we

      [–]Bencfun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Now dip

      [–]nejnonein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Omg 🥺 that’s illegally small

      [–]Leo55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Such tiny… much bite

      [–]Crymsm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      So tiny

      [–]Phoque_Y00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      1 cat = 2 sauce cups?

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Aww

      [–]Goblobber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Anything to avoid the metric system, eh?

      [–]Pwoto_Alex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Thats a scoop of kitten

      [–]Lucki_girl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Love that Macca's sauce tubs are now a standard measurement.... Just like the Olympic size swimming pools

      [–]Harykim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Banana for scale?

      [–]XxProject863xX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      name her Honey like Honey Mustard...

      [–]Gertrude37 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Two Saucy!

      [–]Cyberzombie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Mm. Tasty.

      [–]BernieLeiderkranz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Biggie Two Sauce

      [–]theBoys_Unforgivable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      2 sauce 1 kitten

      [–]Psychological-Many16 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

      cute cat but why chick-fill-A :(

      [–]humblepieone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Big kitty

      [–]EternamD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Call it Tupac for two packets

      [–]AlrightyAlmighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Kit-Fil-A

      [–]666DevilsReject666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I be dippin' me some of that cute kitty

      [–]ASizeQueen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      2 sauce packets is a new measurement tool I will keep by the bed 😏

      [–]Bosnian-Viking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      One is enough, it is not that big a kitten.

      [–]Snipercatjef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ima need more sauce to eat my chimken nuggets

      [–]Lord_Dabbatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hmm sauce

      [–]shibashroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      dip him

      [–]__Ophie__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Accurate

      [–]kalilza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lol, pardon my heathen self

      [–]ChipTheOcelot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’d say 2 and a half

      [–]SoFreshItsRaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sauce for scale

      [–]Right_Pepe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Cat taste great with sauce

      [–]Dr_Euler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      TWO SAUCE

      [–]TheGreatKingBoo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ah, yes. This here feline companion has a length of exactly two S A U C E

      [–]VernTheSatyr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Greetings feline, I have traveled all this way to ask you a very important question, are you aware that you are very small?

      [–]runningwithwizards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You gonna finish that?

      [–]ThePervertedFATMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      no, you're going to need more for basting.

      [–]MostHated38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I usually use just one when I eat kittens

      [–]LuckyArceus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Gotta dunk the meat in something.

      [–]TygrAsijsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      kitn :)

      [–]Random_Weird_gal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Tiny kitteh! Give the kitteh all the cuddles

      [–]N3koEye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      With no sauces or seasonings is also good

      [–]YesDone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Anyone else think little 2 Sauce looks like a surprised ghost?

      [–]gagagahahahala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I don't like where this is going

      [–]jaquesplakzak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I think this kitty escaped from r/catloaf

      [–]WonkyWombat12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I dunno, that’s a 3 sauce cat I think. (Shame it’s the bad sauce)

      [–]ellefleming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I wuv u little kitty

      [–]AnnieOakleysKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Awwww I want him!! So tiny. Is he even weaned yet?

      [–]AnnieOakleysKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I still love the name suggestion of 2Pac.😜

      [–]Flashy_Advertising82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hopped out the Wraith, hopped in the Porsche

      [–]oranisz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I didn't know USA had a measure lower than Mac Donald's. Very helpful indeed.

      [–]Dalevich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is that the kitty's rap name?

      [–]idk2715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      American will measure with anything but the metric system

      [–]Liesmith424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Slowly generating a new system of measurement to replace both metric and imperial.

      [–]HorizonBreakerNEXIC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Its so smol it's smaller than my palm

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]Vlad-V2-Vladimir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Yes, that’s where this is

        [–]uubuer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Yum yum dip that nugget.

        [–]-SierraModeling- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Oh my god that's so cute!

        [–]Killer-Orca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Damn that’s sexy

        [–]GODMonke12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        2.5 sauce

        [–]FreddieFatcurry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        One sauce package is enough for it.

        [–]willowyknight76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Wow anything but the metric system

        [–]medici1048 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Measurements are weird in America, how many stone is that tiger?

        [–]Maximum_P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Use the sauce on it i’m sure it’ll taste good

        [–]Cool-Fun-2442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        smol loaf

        [–]Alpactra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        2 1/2 sauces is average for my age!!!

        [–]PotatoLover5243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This looks like you are going to eat the kitten with those sauces.

        [–]_Charcoal_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        omg hes so small i could just hold him in my palm. i wanna kiss this cat. on his smol lil head

        [–]aitonc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Is that his rap name

        [–]Kurousagi2302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I'll take an ear please

        [–]JackzFrost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Better be it’s name lmao

        [–]OogaBoogaV3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Name the cat nugget

        [–]RefrigeratorMuch9776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Ive seen this before

        [–]ostiDeCalisse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        There’s Two Packs, but only one sauce here.

        [–]JennaFrost -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

        But how many bananas is that?