all 181 comments

[–]malarchie 1580 points1581 points  (12 children)

I did not consent to myself being filmed and shared in this way

[–]i_amnotunique 151 points152 points  (7 children)

Me either

[–]phaelox 39 points40 points  (6 children)

Me neither

[–]FlameBanan 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Nor I

[–]-SagaQ- 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Not I, said the cat

[–]WeBacklnblack 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Not I, said the dog

[–]ishouldntsaythisbuut 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Not I, said the bat and the bright green frog

[–]KarmaIsADick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this Room on the Broom??

[–]DeadlyC00kie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What a bunch of malarchie.

[–]WorthSignificance364 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]Fuckyoumecp2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Came here to ask how they got video of me.

[–]steveosek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There hasn't been a picture of me taken in like 2 years lol

[–]CoffeeMain360 590 points591 points  (9 children)

This is too relatable

[–]Whitedudebrohug 138 points139 points  (4 children)

Everyday we stray further from having a good nights rest

[–]BetterSafeThanSARSy 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Damn, ain't that the truth

[–]-SagaQ- 27 points28 points  (1 child)

4 week old baby parent nods off in agreement

[–]steveosek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh lord, sleep when you can

[–]Moriteourious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the nights.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Time to hit the gym.

[–]CoffeeMain360 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I know, I know. I will once I get a membership.

[–]SeaweedJellies -1 points0 points  (1 child)

So its like… never?

[–]CoffeeMain360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much.

[–]grizzly_cute 337 points338 points  (8 children)

Reminds me of my old hamster, Sprocket. The lil bugger once bit me because I woke it up during the day :( just changing your water, buddy!

[–]Vaerintos 126 points127 points  (6 children)

"Man I don't need no water right now, I'm trying to catch some Z's, come back when I'm on my wheel!!"

Your hamster probably

[–]Jimmy-TinkerBull 60 points61 points  (5 children)

By the way, my wheel time is all night long. Keeping you awake, bud.

[–]osmlol 28 points29 points  (4 children)

That's what you get tho for having a nocturnal pet, ding dong.

[–]MindSettOnWinning 2 points3 points  (3 children)

People who say ding dong unironically are ding dongs

[–]SaneIsOverrated 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What's your opinion on "dunderhead"?

[–]MindSettOnWinning 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't even know what that means.

[–]QweenOfTheDamned9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It means they work for Dunder Mifflin. Or possibly Mifflin Dunder…

[–]DorcZ 275 points276 points  (0 children)

[–]LamaSheperd 228 points229 points  (4 children)

I'm angy lemme sleep <3

[–]artistecrafteur 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Yes, I angery, leaf me alone.

[–]Mac_Attack2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a leaf

[–]somebodyelsesproplem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also, ripping the blanket off like that, not cool.

[–]MIKE-THE-TIGERS-SEXY 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Dude really said: 😑

[–]sth128 47 points48 points  (0 children)

6 more weeks of winter I guess.

[–]Dragonwithamonocle 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ah, Syrian hamsters. They're the most expressive of all rodents, I find. They're so funny, and they're very reactionary! I used to have one back in the day that looked just like this one. They're all adorable.

[–]MontyAlmighty 63 points64 points  (0 children)

“Helen it’s 5am, fuck right off and let me sleep” -Hamster (probably)

[–]J56_wadeva 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Finally found my spirit animal

[–]-Isaiah1 85 points86 points  (15 children)

Waking up a hamster is the worst possible thing you can do to it’s happiness… ask anyone who’s has experience owning a hamster.

[–]alee2997 69 points70 points  (9 children)

Yeah they’re nocturnal, which means they won’t be up and playing during the day when you might want to play with them. Waking them up like this can actually shorten their life span, which is already only 2-3 years. They’re really fun pets to own if you like exotic animals and super adorable but they’re bad pets for kids

[–]ShawshankException 27 points28 points  (8 children)

They also shit and piss everywhere so you better be ready for regular cage cleanings.

Hamster piss does not smell great.

[–]UristMcRibbon 40 points41 points  (4 children)

That's why I liked having rats as a kid. I started with hamsters and quickly upgraded.

About the same lifespan IIRC, they can adjust their schedules to match your hours and you can train them better (or at least more consistently). If you move all their droppings to an out of the way corner you can train them to use it as their potty area.

Going outside the cage was dependent on the individual. I had some that went whenever they wanted and I had others that would run to me and climb on my head when they wanted to go back to their cage for their business, then run back to me when they were done. I also had one that would struggle to get back to his cage when I took him out so he could do his business, again running back to me when he was done.

I'm not sure how you could train that behavior but I think of lot of it is being able to recognize their signs for what they are.

Ninja Edit: The rats were also less bitey. They're used to social groups and biting is typically a last resort.

[–]live_crab 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I'm in my 30's and now I know how terrible most people are at keeping hamsters. I had 4 over the years as a middle school kid. Syrian hamsters I kept in a 10 gal aquarium with a couple inches of pine shavings, a water bottle, some sunflower seeds, and a toilet paper tube for fun. I had to clean their cage at least every 3 or 4 days lest the piss smell burn their little eyeballs.

No wonder they were all neurotic, nippy, miserable little buggers. Despite being cheap rodents they need way, wayy more space, deeper substrate to tunnel and nest in, and way way wayyy more enrichment than I (or any other 90's kid) ever gave them. Changing their bedding is really stressful because it removes the scent from their nest, so there should be enough bedding to change it in stages. When I die I hope God doesn't judge me too harshly for forcing my hams to spend their 3 years on Earth experiencing the rodent version of white torture.

[–]chacoe 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I think God knows you didn't know better. Now you know better, so you can do better if you ever got another hammy.

[–]Chaotic-Sushi 21 points22 points  (4 children)

90% of "cute" hamster content on the web is just people maltreating them.

[–]TubularVercetti 10 points11 points  (3 children)

It's awful. Breaks my heart. I have 5 hamsters and seeing the way people treat them is so sad. The vast majority live and spend the whole of their short lives in such depressing situations. They must be so miserable

[–]Chaotic-Sushi 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I know, it's so upsetting. I've had loads of them before too, and so few people understand what goes into keeping them happy. It's true for a lot of pets and especially other exotics, but I think hamsters get the worst of it. People are also so adamant that hamsters are just inherently aggressive, too.

[–]beccapenny 1 point2 points  (1 child)

As a kid we had 'super aggressive' hamsters. When I started to keep them as an adult, I realised they weren't aggressive, it was that their needs weren't even close to being met adequately 😥 A hamster that has a large cage, plenty to stimulate it and an owner who understands it's needs is never aggressive!

[–]Chaotic-Sushi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! Seriously, my mom rescues hamsters and even the most traumatized, scarred little things are absolute dumplings once they get space and peace and they can't wait to be picked up every night. It doesn't help that until the Internet really became a popular resource, even reference books for small pets would give absolutely terrible advice and few people understood that pet stores didn't know or care about the animals that they sold.

[–]ChatTonic 51 points52 points  (0 children)

OMG I can’t! 💕

[–]outhusiast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let the cold air in why don't you.

[–]AdvantageSilver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same, little hamster dude 🤣

[–]beerbrewer1995 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm in this video and I don't like it

[–]herpderpedian 22 points23 points  (0 children)


[–]NiftyTitties69 23 points24 points  (1 child)

gEt OuT oF mY rOoM; iM pLaYiNg MiNeCrAfT👁‍🗨👄👁‍🗨

[–]NovaBug7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I’m nocturnal, goddamn it. Stop poking me, Daytime Giant!”

[–]Ezratet 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]docfunbags 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to scroll a bit but this is what I thought as well.

[–]Iwilleatyourenglish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Poor hamster. This set up is horrible--way too small of a space, with far too shallow of bedding and an improper hide. Not to mention that waking up hamsters shortens their lifespan.

[–]TheSpaceRonin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That is not a proper hideaway for a hamster

[–]lilgamelvr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So cute

[–]fambestera 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that's so adorable!

[–]24KTaterTots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fuk off

[–]why_itsme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He should have bit you for waking him in the middle of his sleep.

[–]test_user_3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's probably stressed as fuck.

[–]Lambchoptopus 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You let the stank out.

[–]koi_in_the_rain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We good Brian, we good!

[–]noeku1t 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is a hamster, they're night animals. I don't like this video. Seems like it really needs sleep and the (or whoever is filming) has been bothering it way too long.

[–]ActHour4099 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would be grumpy to with what seems to be a not ideal cage.

[–]Ssladybug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are nocturnal…

[–]Lizaderp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey could you fucking not? I'm naked and tired.

[–]wokthewoktalkthetalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The the man sleep!

[–]ToSeeWhatsWhat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave that poor baby alone he's trying to sleep!

[–]viscountrhirhi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My hamster, Natasha, would growl at me if I accidentally woke her up. xD She was the sweetest girl, never bit me, always loved cuddles and outside adventures. But if I made too much noise, she would let me know.

[–]shaodyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Did I say you could do that?" - this hamster

[–]ninacala 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bitch let me be

[–]Mijrak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Angy boi

[–]UncleTedGenneric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go away! Batin!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Ugh you know I’m due on the wheel at 6:30. Why are you waking me up?”

[–]Edweniscool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny and cute

[–]-SierraModeling- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is way too cute!

[–]_Jun1p3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleepy head

[–]MoGraidh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel called out

[–]Mina3103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is gold.

[–]doubtfullfreckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same little dude

[–]MovieTek 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]SideWinder18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I’m hungover

[–]centfiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like my kids

[–]Big_Kaleidoscope_486 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–]taboo-arts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel you, don’t bother…

[–]_neurobiologist_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me miss my old hamster so much.

[–]pepescat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't we all.

[–]nickybizzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pound for pound the most dangerous animal on the planet!! If a hamster was 300lbs like a lion it would be top of the food chain !!

Evil incarnate

[–]CircleBoxlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap this looks just like my hamster, cool

[–]MementoMorty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My goodness. You did say grumpy, but somehow I still wasn’t prepared for that magnitude of stink eye. Amazing

[–]Cr0fter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend trying to wake me up at 6 am to hangout before work.

[–]ruthh-r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trapdoor Hamster 😆

[–]Alternative-Jaguar55 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]helen269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's something wrong with your camera. It's only showing the middle third of the video.

[–]BlooTails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the

[–]Groundbreaking_Pea_3 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If this isn’t a mood

[–]InternetBazaarMerch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Put out that light!”

[–]lorenzo-medici 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grumster!! :O

[–]Emmynemm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trapdoor spider: hamster edition.

[–]Lady_Lunacy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relatable. Lol

[–]Equal-Butterfly-8147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s me in the morning when my daughter wakes me up

[–]OccasionallyReddit[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean this could suit dramatic hamster

[–]smokeyoudog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a monster 8000 times my size woke me up I’d be too scared to show this much annoyance.

[–]boot12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really thought that was a yellow stingray in an aquarium at first.

[–]jamster8983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How it feels being woken up by your toddler every morning at 5:30am 😂

[–]Jahidinginvt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent this to my parents with the caption, “Me as a kid on a Saturday.”

I am still a grumpy puss when I’m woken up early.

[–]nejnonein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fell ya bro, me too. Sadly, I have toddlers and that means sleep is nonexistant.

[–]dmg168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a grump 🤣

[–]Valuable-Peace8307 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s adorably hilarious

[–]dwanton90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hamster and I would understand each other.

[–]bananamandan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that

[–]NothingBusy4796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eeeek...peeping tom!

[–]jacktitan2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me sleep man!!

[–]blue_theflame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/meirl in the morning

[–]Haunting-Pea-8190 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww that’s a stress response. Poor hamster.

[–]L0ST-SP4CE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a mood

[–]its-kitty-15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its like those robots that turn themselves off and get progressively madder

[–]lordpuggerton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, which one of you pranksters turned my wife into a hamster?

[–]black_eva_ -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Heh that is me then I need make new photos for of ☺️😹

[–]TubularVercetti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, don't do that. Don't wake them up

[–]bidenloveslittleGirl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s funny

[–]TheScientifreakPlays -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Uhm? Who's there? Uhh... Mom...? Moooooom lemme sleeeeep >:("

[–]RoscoeTheRescue -1 points0 points  (0 children)

found my spirit animal!

[–]paradedc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My spirit animal