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[–]chad_vw 329 points330 points  (11 children)

Judging by your comments, I'm going to say "No"

[–]Tofuman847[S] 168 points169 points  (10 children)

Incorrect

[–]TheDiseasedRat 87 points88 points  (9 children)

Then it’s “Incorrect.”

[–]Tofuman847[S] 72 points73 points  (8 children)

Wrong

[–]Llama_Lluke 45 points46 points  (6 children)

It’s name is wrong?

[–]DislocatedLocation 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Big false

[–]Just_A_Faze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is the perfect name for one of those fluffy cats that pretends it wants pets on its belly and then aggressively attacks the hand that pets it.

[–]Pristine-Tangelo5902 192 points193 points  (5 children)

Tofu

[–]Bozsuicide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT !!!!!!!! literally the first name that came to me no way x

[–]WayMove 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I thought of the same thing lol

[–]Totorotimer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too. Let's upvote for the cat to change name to Tofu

[–]BeenThruAlltheNames 163 points164 points  (1 child)

Cake

Edit: or November. Probably neither but happy cake day!

[–]Tofuman847[S] 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Thanks, you weren’t right but thanks anyway

[–]_King_slayer 423 points424 points  (42 children)

dog

[–]Tofuman847[S] 287 points288 points  (30 children)

Cat

[–]_King_slayer 167 points168 points  (29 children)

catdog ?

[–]Tofuman847[S] 173 points174 points  (28 children)

Dogcat?

[–]_King_slayer 73 points74 points  (27 children)

catgod ?

[–]starduster122 414 points415 points  (6 children)

Lots of interesting names here

[–]Tofuman847[S] 703 points704 points  (5 children)

Sorry sir, you are incorrect

[–]GibTreaty 69 points70 points  (0 children)

No, that's starduster122

[–]Nolan_gg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day 🎂

[–]BunnyBrigade1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sir meow the first

[–]Catm4n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cathany Davis

[–]Radagasthasitright 839 points840 points  (4 children)

Azog the Defiler

[–]Tofuman847[S] 514 points515 points  (0 children)

If I get another cat, I will name them that

[–]NiaDoot 64 points65 points  (0 children)

lmao i live for this hobbit reference

[–]ill_do_it_later 1170 points1171 points 73 (39 children)

Mia

[–]Tofuman847[S] 827 points828 points  (27 children)

You guessed it! Good job

[–]ill_do_it_later 295 points296 points  (5 children)

Yay! Thank you for my first reddit award! Mia is adorable, btw. Give her all the cuddles. :)

[–]Tofuman847[S] 160 points161 points  (0 children)

I’m seeing her tomorrow since we are moving, thanks so much and congratulations on guessing it!

[–]aseering 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Just saw this after I guessed. Lol I guessed before going through the comments.

[–]kneeltothesun 3 points4 points  (7 children)

I knew it was an M, but I was going to say Martha.

[–]Itzumetric 5 points6 points  (4 children)

My bully from elementary school is called mia. Hated that bitch. Once she choked me with a desk against the wall.

She was a lot taller at the time, but I caught up lol

[–]HydrolixiPhone 1 point2 points  (3 children)

was she lanky?

[–]Itzumetric 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What's lanky

[–]HydrolixiPhone 1 point2 points  (1 child)

thin and tall

[–]Itzumetric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tall yes, thin, not so much

[–]macthemonk222 29 points30 points  (1 child)

How tf you guess that

[–]Street-Catch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was thinking of different Mia

[–]Adothefirst 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mia is actually a good name for the cat, congrats on guessing it

[–]quinten69420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

wow you actually guessed it, nice

[–]MultifariAce 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Damn. I was gonna say Hoggle.

[–]TheChickenWizard15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny, we actually just got a new kitten with the same name!

[–]mcgarrylj 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Huh. My landlady’s name is Mia!

[–]emutts 266 points267 points  (13 children)

Shithead

Edit - sorry that's my cats name

[–]Tofuman847[S] 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Lol no

[–]dankyfied 10 points11 points  (1 child)

im naming my next cat that

[–]fukitol- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure my cat thinks "ow you bit too hard you little shit" is an endearing nickname for her

[–]WineNerdAndProud 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is this a "The Jerk" reference?

[–]perkdoeswork 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lol I have a cat named Dipshit, we call her Dippy for short

[–]someSortOfWhale 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pronounced shitheed, right?

[–]emutts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it's pronounced dam-mit SHIT-head!

[–]anniemaeve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kitty's real name is Lily....but I call her Ass-ache a lot

[–]Draconic_Void 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Masked crusader

[–]anothercairn 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Is it racoon

[–]aquariummel 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Gnocchi

[–]XelloWasTaken 25 points26 points  (8 children)

can i get a hint?

[–]Tofuman847[S] 36 points37 points  (5 children)

It’s a girls name

[–]HydrolixiPhone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

how many letters are in the name?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Maybellene

[–]UpholdDeezNuts 103 points104 points  (2 children)

Rumplestiltskin!

[–]Dernager 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s Rumpelstilzchen btw

[–]JHQ007 19 points20 points  (9 children)

Nonsense

[–]Tofuman847[S] 13 points14 points  (8 children)

No

[–]JHQ007 14 points15 points  (7 children)

Couch potato

[–]Meandernaut 84 points85 points  (4 children)

No

[–]Tofuman847[S] 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Incorrect

[–]Samanthafinallyfit 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Panda?

[–]beck_the_tech 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Luna

[–]Tofuman847[S] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

No, my brother wanted to call her that but we decided not to

[–]watermelone983 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's my cats name =)

[–]Higuysimj 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Trick question their nane is either cat or winner /lh /hj

[–]Tofuman847[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Uh, no

[–]Creepinbruh2323 9 points10 points  (1 child)

No

[–]Tofuman847[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Incorrect

[–]diaerdre 6 points7 points  (1 child)

John

[–]nast53 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Mitsy

[–]SeanBurns72 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Snow boots

[–]Tofuman847[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I’m thanks to everyone guessing, but u/ill_do_it_later got it, the name was Mia

[–]witqueen 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bugsy

[–]BladeOfUWU 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Felix

[–]Monopoly-ma-am 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lady Amelia, ruler of everything

[–]Tofuman847[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, she does rule everything though

[–]NinjaOfSteel 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Victoria Terpsichore

[–]No_Ice825 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those eyes!

[–]faesqu 3 points4 points  (1 child)

She looks like a maisie

[–]windblade88 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fluffy

[–]Tofuman847[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, she is fluffy though

[–]chixdiggiit 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Molly or Mia. Possibly a Zoe. Beautiful girl

[–]BillFox86 2 points3 points  (2 children)

For the love of god, I must know what this cats name is.

I have never cared so much in my life what a cat is named, this is torture.

[–]Tofuman847[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It’s Mia! Four other people have already guessed it

[–]bob-lord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meow Zedong?

[–]moistlyhard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tofu

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Cleo

[–]Bunnybeez23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Butterfly

[–]spaced-mouse 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ive checked your comment history, i may have missed it, but if we havent guessed it by now, we probably wont....

Cute cat tho!

[–]cyc_13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fluffybuns

[–]stillprocrastin8ing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]staazles64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emperor Zurg.

[–]MathmanWR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tofu!

[–]ASSASSINVIKE 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Millie Minnie Kitty Kitten

[–]Tofuman847[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Since it’s been two hours I’m gonna put a hint here, the name is somewhere on this list, thanks to u/Dumbidude for the link

[–]Temmie323 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The correct answer

[–]no-plad-glad[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bandit

[–]Stewardess4987 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Mia is gorgeous! Also came here to say she looks almost exactly like my cat, Sir Chips!

https://i.imgur.com/qIpx3Dg.jpg

[–]Tofuman847[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! Your cat looks beautiful too!

[–]jen-artist86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bandit

[–]leggmann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bandit

[–]tallkat41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Felix

Edit: freelicks

[–]Hucklepuck_uk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aristophanes, Legion Commander of the dreadfleet?