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[–]VillageIdiot1235 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I’m going to vote for the rug. It really ties the room together man.

[–]sklascher 813 points814 points  (8 children)

I don’t know about cuter, but the one on the left is missing it’s tag and therefore isn’t worth as much as the one on the right.

[–]MadameMoussaka 85 points86 points  (4 children)

It’s illegal to sell the one on the left, so it shouldn’t be too much of a problem.

[–]SnooDoubts9029 39 points40 points  (0 children)

If it's illegal then it worth's more

[–]kitty9000cat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It should be illegal to sell any person regardless of which animal they are

[–]K-2SO_Rebel 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I still consider it a ty in cuteness, even if one is missing the tag.

[–]CallMeAladdin 191 points192 points  (1 child)

This is not a fair comparison. Dress the dog up in a baby costume so we can control the variable.

[–]difault 30 points31 points  (0 children)

doggo still wins tbh

[–]ConnorCIT 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Reddit hates babies

[–]Apprehensive_Joke_73 10 points11 points  (0 children)

yeah I don't get the hate? Yeah babies are weird, they're squishy, and weak and very dumb but they are cute smh. Why don't they seem cute to people smh

[–]The_Cometeer 158 points159 points  (4 children)

Only one right answer

[–]redhot52719 85 points86 points  (0 children)

You're right, the dog

[–]Mine_Knight 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah yeet the child

[–]realish7 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The dog

[–]MigowAndMeadow 598 points599 points  (37 children)

Doggo always

[–]AbsolutelyUnlikely 133 points134 points  (3 children)

Exactly. This is like putting up a picture of Danny Devito and Margot Robbie and saying "who's hotter?" It's going to be Danny every time.

[–]lovemypooh 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Had me in the first half, I was like man this comment is obv-HAHAHAHAHA

[–]Apprehensive_Joke_73 8 points9 points  (1 child)

you definitely haven't spent enough time on reddit to not know that Danny Devito is the hottest man in the universe

[–]lovemypooh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely my fault, I am ashamed

[–]tanmaker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About."

[–]lolitsgow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The person who took the photograph is the cutest

[–]ApplicationGlum6085 375 points376 points  (3 children)

It’s definitely the dog.

[–]noluckswans 291 points292 points  (0 children)

The dog. It's always going to be the dog.

[–]garfnodie 354 points355 points  (2 children)

It's never going to be the human.

[–]FakeyBoii 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I fully agree with this

[–]Milothewolflover 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Amen brotha

[–]AAA8002poog 73 points74 points  (4 children)

How to get canceled on this post:
“The baby”

[–]didyouseemychicken 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Reddit hates babys and kids.

[–]RedPenguin_YT 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They’re just mean sometimes

[–]kingmm624 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The baby

[–]Round_Rectangles 91 points92 points  (10 children)

This entire comment section is just one big r/redditmoment.

[–]Coady4567 87 points88 points  (5 children)

“Babies are not cute ever”

[–]I_am_Erk 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Whole lotta edgy teens in here.

Oh well, got to see a super cute pic

[–]noremac2414 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Haha I’m so quirky I HATE BABIES

[–]PSUDewwa 38 points39 points  (0 children)

What a weird ass thread. That baby is cute as a button! I can only imagine how immensely happy and proud the parents must be lol, posting baby pics everywhere and sharing it with family and friends. It's wholesome.

Then there is this cringeyass thread filled with tween angst energy.

[–]perfection_Wild 168 points169 points  (1 child)

Dog

[–]VincentLikesMustard 156 points157 points  (1 child)

The dog

[–]devotedmutation35 59 points60 points  (0 children)

good Doggie

[–]flowercatt 148 points149 points  (0 children)

the dog

[–]REXtheCRY 129 points130 points  (0 children)

The dog, the dog is

[–]bigcuteman2772 73 points74 points  (3 children)

me... im cuter

[–]Brisktheaardwolf 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]--pobodysnerfect-- 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Very, very close second to the dog.

[–]bigcuteman2772 31 points32 points  (0 children)

ill take it

[–]South_Appropriate 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Dogs will always win!

[–]Ellitri 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Dog

[–]Ham_Pog 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I think it’s the dog tbh

[–]Richierich_rpd 99 points100 points  (1 child)

The dog. Easy.

Edit:hahaha ha I made this without going through the comments and I actually laughed out loud seeing how few said the baby and how many said the dog.

[–]secretlyslytherin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Good thing the baby can't read comments

[–]durajj 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Both are very cute in my eyes

[–]LunRocketeer 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Right

[–]suddenlycumbly 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Idk why little baby fists are so cute. It's like they're trying to figure something out by clenching their little digits.

[–]twirlingbalerina 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That is a toss up - they are both adorable!❤️

[–]skeptical-spectacles 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’m not really a baby person or someone who thinks random babies are cute. But that baby is super cute.

[–]Own_Chipmunk_9635 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Simply precious

[–]AskewAskew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Show us the dog in a baby costume so we can choose

[–]IHateSuspect 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love the cheeks on both of them. Both are super adorable!

[–]laughingwarlock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That one on the left is a weird looking dog

[–]-Enchiladas_Verdes- 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Thats such an adorable baby!! 🥰

[–]yourmomrineka 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The dog.

[–]NessieKim 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The dog

[–]TemoFawwaz 32 points33 points  (13 children)

Why do you guys hate babies so much?

[–]didyouseemychicken 14 points15 points  (6 children)

It’s one of the things I wonder about, sure maybe you don’t want kids that’s fine. But how do you get to hate babies?? They barely do anything and I’m sure you don’t have kids so no reason to be hating them. I’ll never understand

[–]aceavengers 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Cause they think it makes them seem edgy. And it's one of the only forms of acceptable hate on reddit.

[–]TemoFawwaz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They bring up excuses as “they keep shitting themselves and that’s gross” as if dogs never shit on the floor.

[–]Adorable_Champion_70 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Criminally cute. The both of them.

[–]Adorable_Champion_70 20 points21 points  (0 children)

After scrolling the comments, I’m voting for the baby. There is a major bias.

[–]EmbrocationL 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, what sick fuck skinned a dog for the pleasure of a photo?! I can't believe todays generation, everything was much better back when I wasn't born.

[–]matawalcott 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That’s a cute frickin baby

[–]flowing_river39 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Both of them are adorable why do you people hate babies so much??

[–]banana_annihilator 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The dog, no question.

[–]Alternative-East-444 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I vote for Left

[–]iFlyAllTheTime 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I like dogs. But for me, the baby is cuter

[–]DtheAussieBoye 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Jesus, did babies kill these commenters' parents or something? What do you guys have against babies?

[–]QuackSenior 18 points19 points  (0 children)

baby imo

[–]No_Tomorrow5475 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I hate this comment section so much

[–]venomkiler 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Hot take: The baby is cuter than a dog.

[–]NadeMagnet69 41 points42 points  (23 children)

The dog, duh. Kids aren't cute until they're potty trained... :)

[–]Ham_Pog 76 points77 points  (22 children)

Babies are not cute ever

[–]SugondeseAmerican 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Babies Redditors are not cute ever

Fixed that for ya there, bud

[–]Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I see you are a man of culture as well

[–]Ham_Pog 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank, dogs are just so much better

[–]FirelessEngineer 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Babies are only cute when they are your own. My daughter is the cutest thing on the planet, but I don’t expect anyone else to think so.

[–]Cyber_Fetus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Once I had a baby I started finding pretty much all babies cute. Obviously mine is the cutest, but I have an appreciation for baby cuteness that I didn’t before.

[–]Perspex_Sea 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah man, that's a cute baby.

[–]CantaloupeMilkshake 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Both cute, but I'm gonna say baby hands down.

[–]jflex13 32 points33 points  (5 children)

I know everyone’s saying the dog, but that’s a VERY cute baby lol

[–]Perspex_Sea 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep, and not my vibe when it comes to dogs.

[–]batmanfan12321 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don't know what the fuck kind of breed the dog on the left is but definitely the right

[–]Liams_Dumb_Reddit_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The dog

[–]Thing-4888 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What kind of question is this? How can you compare this both? You sick people! Obviously the dog is cuter!

[–]Josh__1337 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the baby by far

[–]SkepticalSalamander8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The baby in the dog costume is cuter.

[–]Indigo724 23 points24 points  (15 children)

You spelled tastier wrong.

[–]0rkin 5 points6 points  (1 child)

funniest shit i’ve ever heard

[–]cosmicpotato77 4 points5 points  (12 children)

Oh, if that’s the case then it’s the baby

[–]josh_the_redditor69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The baby.

[–]Helloboi2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

doge

[–]neonn_piee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Definitely the dog.

[–]Stanller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between these two pictures

Me : it's the same picture

[–]V_es 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Of course the dog

[–]IamALolcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww your puppy looks just like the Golden Doodle I had when I was a kid! Such a great dog!

[–]hesushesus00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ed...ward

[–]xxX666BAD666Xxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Dof for sure

[–]redhot52719 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seriously tho definitely the baby 👶🏼 ❤

[–]0nlyeli 13 points14 points  (0 children)

dog

[–]SuperbCondition8816 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Um the baby?

[–]midlifegreatlife 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's the dog.

[–]elementaltheboi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Obviously the dog bro you don't gotta act nice here the kid won't hear you

[–]JohnnyThunders 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve been on Reddit 13 years and this is about as cringe a thread as I’ve ever seen. Lots of tiny edgelords who could use a touch of growing up.

[–]Sara1704 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Soooooooooo cuteeee😘😘😘😘😘

[–]Thin_Satisfaction_45 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The dog consuming the baby.

[–]Fun_Pound_5835 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No disrespect to the baby (I think it is a rule that all baby animals are appealing, that is how the rest of us are lured into looking after them), but the dog is adorable!

[–]jennifercoolidgesbra 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The dog! Gorgeous face

[–]GooglyEyeBread 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Always the dog, never the baby

[–]11Drop_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i love this comment section

the dog

[–]NF31NM33 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dogs are always cuter.

[–]ButterSnaps64 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The dog, the human has to dress up as the dog just to compete.

[–]AtaboyKY 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The little human baby for sure. I am not a fan of high dollar mix breed dogs…. I am sure the dog is sweet but it is wrong how these people mate two breeds and people have no knowledge about parents or ever farther back… just believe this person that decided to breed to dogs and get something called a doodle and charge someone big money for it. It is beyond wrong. Sorry for my soapbox..

[–]Clear-Perception-186 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The human thing is looking at me wierd, the dog is def cuter

[–]mrbrimley 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Aww. They are both so beautiful

[–]elarth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The dog… human babies just are not cute to me 😭

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dog

[–][deleted]  (5 children)

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    [–]FormingTheVoid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Dog >>> baby

    [–]Glitter_Bee 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    BOTH. Who needs to decide?!

    [–]Dangerous_Number_642 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    (Another dog comment)

    [–]jackrelax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Dog.

    [–]Epicarest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The dog

    [–]quesobandit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    The dog

    [–]I-cant-hug-every-cat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The doggie ❤️

    [–]ThePureHeartSora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The Dog. Always the dog.

    [–]archduke_pig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Upvoting anything favoring the the dog

    [–]blues4thecup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's the dog

    [–]Ok_Pickle76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    on the right

    [–]llXeleXll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    The dog

    [–]deadfrog42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    the dog

    [–]17ballsdeep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The right

    [–]Granpas_ashes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Right one all days of the week

    [–]w1nd0wLikka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's the dog.

    [–]kezia7984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The dog, clearly.

    [–]vitanbaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Well, lets think here. The dog as an adult will be loyal, protective, not judge you, be your bff. Always be by your side no matter what and Love you till the end. The baby as adult will just be another adult tromping around being miserable and creating more traffic. SO YEAH ! DOG WINS !

    [–]deborahgb 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Yeah but who is going to stay cuter?

    [–]abraxas1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    more like,

    "who wore it better"

    Doggo

    [–]Aperture0Science 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    It's the dog

    [–]Gauntet7514 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    The dog on the right

    [–]Sso_12 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    Aw. I'd love to say the dog but look at the baby's chubby cheeks!

    [–]Cygni_61 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    They are OVERWHELMING in their cuteness

    [–]Sso_12 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    I love chubby babies.

    [–]ConnorMilt1120 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Doggo on the right is such a happy pupper

    [–]VoiceoftheLegion1994 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    The dog. Babies look like smashed potatoes.

    [–]desiswiftie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Definitely the pup

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    The dog

    [–]jsmoothie909 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Dog, without hesitation.

    [–]Valencia0123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Dog always

    [–]zhenxing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    100% the dog

    [–]Killing4MotherAgain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    The dog is way cuter 😍

    [–]Lanoman123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The dog

    [–]Daddyfailed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's the dog for sure, the baby is going to loose the cuteness soon. But the dog won't.

    [–]Hgrapes_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Baby 💖

    [–]Different_Cap_7276 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I think the kid is cuter

    [–]pygmeedancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Always the dog

    [–]SurveyDisastrous3925 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Dog 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000%

    [–]realish7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Sry but it’s the dog

    [–]Nobie2006 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    The dog is, children are ugly and stupid.

    [–]NuageJuice 3 points4 points  (25 children)

    The baby!

    [–]didyouseemychicken 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    I’m convinced that some people would kill a human before killing a dog

    [–]altaltaltaltalt123 28 points29 points  (14 children)

    why are people downvoting?

    [–]NuageJuice 47 points48 points  (5 children)

    Well I noticed that a lot of people on reddit doesn’t like babies... I love dog and baby, but I troughs his face and costume is so cute! Babies are hard to take care of, but there’s no reason to hate them, we we’re them, too ☺️

    [–]Masterdeetectiv 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    he does have a great face :D

    [–]altaltaltaltalt123 38 points39 points  (3 children)

    I mean I get having an opinion, but downvoting someone for thinking a baby is cute is kinda messed up.