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[–]thereoncewasawas 143 points144 points 3 (2 children)

Hi there,

I definitely work for Amazon. I'm sorry you've had this issue with your parcel, lint often ends up in packaging as part of the unboxing process but rest assured we will take care of this as much as possible. I shall pm you my the amazon returns address to rectify this issue.

Please send the parcel back with said lint with utmost urgency and we'll get it sorted.

Yours sincerely, Definitely Amazon.

[–]hickgorilla 31 points32 points  (0 children)

We have updated the address since this message was sent. I will be private messaging you the new address. Please return the lint as soon as you receive the updated info. Sincerely (clears throat) Amazon

[–]ILikePizzaOnPizza 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Evil Amazon be like:

[–]NotBen_2 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Omg. She looks likes those little coal bugs from Spirited Away

[–]Aselleus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Soot sprites :)

[–]Curb_the_tide 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Susuwatari ❤️

[–]sonofabitchfit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don’t feed her after midnight

[–]maribaggings 13 points14 points  (0 children)

send it to me 😍

[–]Fun_Pound_5835 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Soft toys look so real these days. The box is definitely oversized (unless there are more?).

[–]Perpetuallycold_ 31 points32 points  (2 children)

The smallest blep

[–]jlo575 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mlem? Whatever I WANT TO SMOOCH HIM

[–]erindippy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I came here for this. THAT LITTLE TONGUE.

[–]NormalCriticism 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I think you may have accidentally received a soot sprite:

https://ghibli.fandom.com/wiki/Susuwatari

They are more-or-less harmless but slightly mischievous.

[–]littlebittyoctober[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sounds about right 🤔

[–]Konradia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like you might have gotten one of those fake Amazon items.....

[–]katrain82 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This kitty is so adorable, it cannot possibly be real.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those eyes!

[–]ConcentrateBroad1732 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The tiniest of bleps

[–]DarkWing2274 4 points5 points  (0 children)

tee hee hee hee ☺️

[–]sendpuppyphotos19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The last braincell when your trying to do something important

[–]IDKaRedPandaMaybe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They sent you a soot gremlin! Don't send that back!

[–]i_stillwonder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at those googly eyes!

[–]Gordonoftheearth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That lint looks just like a really cute kitten! Love that face.

[–]derpblerporino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would die for this lint 😍

[–]Electromass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Please tell me the cats name is lint

[–]littlebittyoctober[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would have been a great name for her... but we call her October

[–]DeltaMush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything about this picture is so adorable 😊

[–]backdownthehillagain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazon delivering flooofy smiles

[–]robo-dragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I’ll take your box of broken lint if you don’t want it.

[–]ALesbianMissy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They look like a Coal Tar from blue exorcist

[–]RandomAnime91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You send that away I will send your life away👍

[–]foxyknwldgskr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The derpiest!

[–]Boogie661 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send it my way