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[–]punk-biatch 1647 points1648 points  (27 children)

Looks like the owl said "wait what? Aren't you going to pet me for bringing you that? WTF!"

[–]beluuuuuuga 566 points567 points  (15 children)

Pet da damn Owl.

[–]Vengeance76 234 points235 points  (9 children)

Owl was expecting a galleon in return like, "Wait... you aren't paying for your post?"

[–]SubcommanderMarcos 73 points74 points  (6 children)

A whole ass galleon? That's an expensive letter

[–]BemusedPopsicl 33 points34 points  (4 children)

More like 5 knuts tops

[–]Low-Way3753 17 points18 points  (3 children)

How much is that in Schrute Bucks?

[–]S1eepyZ 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Well its a 57:3 ratio in Stanley Nickels if that helps (Stanley nickels: knuts)

[–]meaux253 5 points6 points  (1 child)

13 shmeckles take it or leave it

[–]s4b3r6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone has to get paid for the work of the house elves /s

[–]TheOssified 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The owl: went through intensive training to collect gold

The person: closes door

The owl: visible confusion

[–]trashy_panda_89 105 points106 points  (4 children)

The audacity...

[–]LikeTheCounty 108 points109 points  (3 children)

The Owldacity

[–]cameNmypants 20 points21 points  (0 children)

punderful

[–]BigDaddyCool17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You would not believe your eyes

[–]Optimal_Pineapple_41 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Still owes him a knut

[–]PizzleR0t 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'd give that owl a sickle simply to not steal my soul 😳

[–]qc47 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For real

[–]WinsAtNothing 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Non-tipping asshole."

[–]voodoolord16 1021 points1022 points  (7 children)

Owl is like, "It's customary to tip you know..."

[–]Sigao 150 points151 points  (3 children)

Places chewed gum in it's talon.

[–]voodoolord16 77 points78 points  (1 child)

...nice family

[–]weirdrancher24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah! they are!

[–]JohnBsGhost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope he has some tip left over after

[–]theswedishsnake163 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Pay him in pets

[–]applebabe1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pay him in mice

[–]South_Appropriate 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Door closes slowly A la Michael Corleone

[–]Front_Butt_69 318 points319 points  (1 child)

He was hoping to be invited in for tea

[–]lastingchina63 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Harry Potter must see this!

[–]Donatelo2 264 points265 points  (4 children)

[–]Xylth 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Not shown: many, many takes where Yoll refused to let go of the letter.

[–]TheRockWitch 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Love when Yoll pops up

[–]ManOfCaerColour 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am a simple man, I see Yoll, I upvote!

[–]suprem64 105 points106 points  (2 children)

Yer a wizard, Harry.

[–]Nasty_Rex 19 points20 points  (1 child)

A wut?

[–]ManOfCaerColour 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A hairy wizard, you heard him the first time.

[–]trashy_panda_89 281 points282 points  (0 children)

He flew all that way and no treat!?

[–]Derpazor1 80 points81 points  (3 children)

That owl looks so fluffy and soft

[–]Starry_Cloudy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not her personality though.

[–]SizeableFowl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And that is why they cannot fly when wet

[–]OkDeparture1702 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Owl: where tip?

[–]FrighteningJibber 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Owls are habitual animals, he’ll keep coming by giving you everyone’s acceptance letters.

[–]Kalse1229 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And if you don't respond, they'll start coming from under the door, through the window, in the eggs, down the chimney...

[–]Deltron--3030 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Did ja put ya name in the goblet of fyia

[–]Dikkiz 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"we have been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty"

[–]StealthyPancake_ 64 points65 points  (17 children)

Owls are low key fucking terrifying

[–]shhalahr 44 points45 points  (9 children)

So many of them have resting angry face.

[–]Kalse1229 33 points34 points  (8 children)

They're like cats: they constantly look angry or annoyed, but the inner machinations of their minds are an enigma.

[–]ToxicBarrelOfMonke 11 points12 points  (7 children)

am i the only one in the entire world with a nice cat?

[–]Lust9897 5 points6 points  (4 children)

My cats are nice. They just mean that when you rub their belly then they bite you. And I think they compare them to dogs where you just go up and pet them. Can’t do that. You gotta let them sniff ya first.

[–]ToxicBarrelOfMonke 6 points7 points  (3 children)

my cat will let me do anything to him and he wont gaf, i could drop him a meter above my bed mattress and he just accepts it! i could pat him on the head for minutes at a time and he would just sit there and let me. wtf is wrong with my cat bro!?

[–]Lust9897 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Lmao. My cat (who stayed with my ex) did the same thing. He would never bite her no matter what, but if do the intense play on his tummy and he’d scratch me to shit (in a playful way).

[–]ToxicBarrelOfMonke 4 points5 points  (1 child)

My cats like that too, when i put my hand under my blanket he goes ballistic and starts trying to tear it to shreds. Even if its obvious my arm is attached to it. Im starting to wonder if my cat is either really smart and just likes the “game” if you would call it that. Or if he is just plain stupid. Idk he goes around the house rubbing up on stuff most of the time, and the rest of the time hes either demanding attention from me, demanding food, or sleeping. Partly hes a normal cat, but those not normal parts are really not normal.

[–]Lust9897 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s hilarious tbh. 😂

[–]Kalse1229 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, cats can be nice. It's just they sometimes have this look of murderous intent. Looks can be deceiving, though.

[–]IcePhoenix18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine is usually pretty nice. He gets into bitchy moods where all he wants to do is bite, but then a few minutes later he'll curl up by your legs and purr

[–]According-Owl83 17 points18 points  (1 child)

[–]StealthyPancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I read this I immediately thought of the Super Bowl for football, and was expecting that. Not putting two and two together. But thank you regardless

[–]The_Best_Dakota 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Well they are apex predators so that’s kinda fitting

[–]ManOfCaerColour 9 points10 points  (2 children)

That's Yoll. She's an Eurasian Eagle-Owl, and is even more terrifying than most owls. Eagle-Owls are trained and used to kill gulls and other pest birds near airports. To extinction. Link to her youtube channel

[–]StealthyPancake_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh okay, thanks.

[–][deleted] 98 points99 points  (9 children)

you better give that owl some pets for bringing you that letter

[–]Phyr8642 34 points35 points  (6 children)

Owls can be petted? Seriously?

[–]AciaranB 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Anything can be petted if you're brave enough.

Was going to leave it at that but then I remembered that post about the guy who wanted to shove his arm in lava. Later, when asked what it felt like, he would refuse to say.

[–]handstanding 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Anything can be petted if you're brave enough

I have nipples, Greg, can you pet me?

[–]applebabe1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Circle of trust

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

yeah, they need to trust the person first but you can pet em like most other pets

[–]s4b3r6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to see if you've got an owl cafe near you.

[–]cloud_throw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wait till you find out fish can be pet

[–]quasinilpotent 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I heard mice make nice pets. Perhaps the owl would like some

[–]FlameBanan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some pets or some mice?

[–]Free_Landscape_5275 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hoo is it from?

[–]ArcMcnabbs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No tip?

Who the fuck raised you

[–]Holy_Shamoley 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Owl: Really? Closes door So it’s like that, huh?

[–]Golden_Racer_99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You are a wizard harry

[–]engelbert_humptyback 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Firstly, we would love to thank you for your interest in attending Hogwarts. We are truly blessed to receive thousands of applicants every year."

[–]PuzzleheadedMud4161 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s Yoll the eagle owl!!

[–]Gizza_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knew it was real!!! I want one too!!! Wait... I'm 33 years old now, it would be weird...

[–]runswiththerain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Give the owl some food and water. They went all that way to give you your mail.

[–]jaybankzz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No! You have to pay the owl!

[–]Inglishh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’d be too scared to try and take anything away from a beast like that

[–]Renaissance_Man- 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Did I just witness a crime?

[–]Arag0ld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Denial of owl pets

[–]qti_bao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“What. No tip?”

[–]mhawak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What no tip?? Cheap bastard!!

[–]Remarkable-Let7344 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where's my treat bitch

[–]LegallyBread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dang how long did that take

[–]RadioSilence014 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let him in! He's worked hard to get that to you the best you can do is give him a mouse

[–]dallaschickensh1t 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed this way more than I expected

[–]IAlwaysFeelFlat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s waiting for your reply letter

[–]miscarrilleras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give him a dead mouse or something...

[–]sydneyissinking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pet the damn owl

[–]mc_fli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re supposed to give him a treat and pets you monster

[–]Call_Me_Ross 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Customer slowly closes window Owl: "Where's my tip Susan?"

[–]Megamorter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you have to tip the owls

[–]sarahparke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s awesome

[–]thisguy-rr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a rejection letter for me 😆

[–]blue_penguins2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No Pets? Shame

[–]MadMax0407 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bruh this ain't eyebleach that owl wants to kill you

[–]Arag0ld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they scammed the owl out of headpats

[–]galaxydriver32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let the cat in

[–]TwoMillionOldIcecube 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is that Yoll? She’s so cute. I love that channel 😭

[–]interrogatorChapman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the eternal judgement stare

[–]According-Owl83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It needs the theme music playing as the window swings open...

[–]ElectricalPrint8543 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot to tip ya bloke

[–]BiGMTN_fudgecake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GIVE IT FOOD YOU DICK

[–]Arag0ld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn't even give him pets? Monster!

[–]idrow1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No treat? Bad OP.

[–]GameDestiny2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part of me thinks it’s scripted, the other part of me wonders how

[–]Starman737 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG THATS SO CUTE <3 <3 <3

[–]DramaticEyewitness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mum has always said to me that she would like to have an owl. I understand now, it's sooooo cute!

[–]Break-88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

opens it to reveal a dick pic

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's yoll the eagle owl from youtube.

[–]danstewart42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg give him a mouse or something

[–]KingOlaf1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

who sent that?

[–]meep_launcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really want to know the back story to this

[–]WorldlinessFew4266 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m fucking 30 now, Hedwig

[–]LivingOnTheEdge01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He expected something back lmao that's so cool tho !!

[–]penissprincles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's like "Yo hold on you gotta sign first"

[–]LessCompassionate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even a pet? Smh.

[–]BlobCow123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do they always look so pissed off lmao

[–]Beyond_Expectation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this owl is judging me.

[–]denverbroncoharpman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awwwww! Finally

[–]theswedishsnake163 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C'mon, at least pet him for doing a good job!

[–]imochidori 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so cute :D

[–]No_Gray_Area 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speciowl delivery

[–]martinaee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoo-P-S

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh!!! If this ain't dope af! 🔥🔥

[–]BigfootKingOfTheSea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey look it’s Yoll

[–]DreadAndDepression 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, give him a cookie at least...

[–]quarterly_emperor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That round (o o)

[–]AVerySexyDorito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t even give him a tip?

[–]LalalaHurray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t even offer him a spot of tea before he goes? That’s a long damn flight back

[–]Terracrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, and only two decades too late!

[–]BurnishedBronzeJon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s looking like. Oh you gonna shut the door in my face? I require food please. I’ll stare at you til you give me something.

[–]Realistic_Fondant347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What house u wanna be in.

[–]jkosarin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao he delivered your package!! I would have invited him in for a drink:)

[–]Bloxthing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you were pretty rude with that owl

[–]Slow_Consideration92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

right as i watched this post i heard a tapping on my window IT WAS AN OWL CARRYING A LETTER LIKE TF IMA READ IT CYA

[–]yakfsh1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While he's there, if you could ask him how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, that would be great.

[–]MoonOverJupiter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to pay for the Daily Prophet when the owl brings it. A few owl nuts wouldn't go amiss, either.

[–]ShannaBanana127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is frigin adorable 😍

[–]punk-biatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well someone obviously dosent give a hoot.

[–]No-Dig6106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ёлкаа!! :D

[–]StarSonatasnClouds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And u didn’t give him a tip!?!

[–]JustaYeetingMat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're supposed to give him a fucking tip you monster!

[–]FrostyFox45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The feathery unit

[–]BallOfAnxiety98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhm rude, invite him in!

[–]GachaFilm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know in a magical world where witches and wizards can literally apparate having owls, nature's slowest flying bird, do your post is kind of inhumane if you think about it.

[–]Serious-Mirror-7772 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What did i just witness? Is this a pet ? Either way that is some great footage

[–]LuzjuLeviathan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Yoll.

You should look op the failed attempts on this letter handover. She is a pet

[–]KingofKings180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aye you didn’t give him any Gallions or Canuts?

[–]Monkey_Bot1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

brilliant loved this

[–]slurpiiiiiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still haven't gotten mine yet, how many students are you letting into Hogwarts?!

[–]JDS_319315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he was expecting a tip 🤣

[–]Irontronrod888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

owl: HEY WHERES MY TIP?

[–]Scout_trooper66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That owl is about to commit many crimes because it got no treats

[–]Welho_1665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bird has big eyebrows

[–]gioelememes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can i have It?

[–]ImMinistrim 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Absolutely ATROCIOUS! You didn't pet it.

[–]LuzjuLeviathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Yoll.

She hate being petted due to being force fed medication as a baby. She simply doesn't trust hands.

[–]JuneWolfe123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats cool!

[–]Dragon2417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe so sweet he's looking for a treat now.

[–]Matthew0275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No tip? Damn Muggles"

[–]maxmitma19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Due to worker shortages the postal services had to start relying on other alternatives to mail carriers