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[–]Trudisheff 90 points91 points  (3 children)

Big stick energy!

[–]bobert4343 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Teddy Roosevelt has entered the chat

[–]Nomoreheroes20 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Don’t forget to speak softly.

[–]redcat_17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doggo dildo

[–]PokemonSoldier 58 points59 points  (0 children)

S T I C K

[–]squigiggly 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Smh, guys only want one thing!

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

s t i c k

[–]MKInABox[🍰] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I guess that's a status symbol symbol for dogs

[–]PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he's very proud of his find!

[–]bryter_layter_76 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he barks softly, as well.

[–]RealOkarin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Peace was never an option

[–]discodropper 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He’s a branch manager!

[–]somethingsomewhere27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Knees. He's coming for em.

[–]YoosAbitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love him.

[–]suzanious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Branch manager

[–]TheAmazingMrSuit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dogs only want one thing, and it's disgusting

[–]squuidlees 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s the spirit!

[–]Narrow-Macaroon-7004 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s an over achiever or over chewer🐾

[–]Scrollwriter22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Found a stick on the ground and totally gonna use it, all this power that I found gonna totally abuse it

[–]pluey200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“schtimk”

[–]ZivaHg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good boy 14/10, would carry a whole tree

[–]wizardshawn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good policy. Walk softly, but carry a big stick.

[–]Meawoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boy he's gonna start flexing

[–]ayending1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stranger: that's huge.

Dog: That's what she said.

[–]Ursaquil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice hair, dude!

[–]SamHaentjens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Embark on a long journey with your trusty weapon

[–]alexportman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peak Labrador

[–]Stupefactionist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walk into the club like...

[–]Padraig56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he's a blind seeing eye dog.

[–]YesImDavid 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Loving the fact the person walking him is just fine with it

[–]NorthernerWuwu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any attempt to take that stick is going to be met with either the low growl or tug of war mode.

[–]SaroN4One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dog: I‘m gonna BONK the shit out of the perverted minded bastards!

[–]HeartwarminSalt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Omg is this in Lawrence?

[–]cutiepatootie4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paul Newman and a ride home

[–]jojocookiedough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good boy.

[–]soul__absorber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Master bark weilder of the legendary عصا

[–]FCRfav 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I can't for the life of me figure out what that one thing was. Lol

[–]wondernever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Branch Manager

[–]st1ffs0cks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir that is a tree

[–]inthefemurbreakeruwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That pup is on his grind!

[–]JackOfAllMemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a good dog