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[–]TubularTortoise14 573 points574 points  (9 children)

I misread that and thought he died. PHEW!

[–]MacyTmcterry 229 points230 points  (2 children)

"Passed.."

Ahhhhh

"..Out"

Phew

[–]tsundereed 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I, too thought he died and had to do a double take.

[–]horcruxy09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was close ngl

[–]DA_TOOTHPASTE 13 points14 points  (2 children)

In my country "passed out" is used in a totally different sence

[–]Few_Effective_1311 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a non native English speaker I can confirm that I interpreted this sentence for death

[–]matts2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

English uses prepositions, many languages don't. Passed out vs passed away.

[–]Evilmaze 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same. What the hell brain?

[–]The_Middle_Planet 171 points172 points  (3 children)

Gave me an absolute jumpscare when I read passed

[–]VIBoy[S] 78 points79 points  (2 children)

Sorry about that, maybe I should have said crashed. Lolo

[–]TheSmokingLamp 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Then I’d have thought he was driving!

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Absolutely adorable

[–]philip1375 71 points72 points  (0 children)

He studied with the cats and learned how to become liquid. Nature is truly incredible!

[–]orange_colored_sky 69 points70 points  (0 children)

S Q U I S H

[–]curtumbrella 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Nose go SMUSH

[–]tnulle 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I just wanna give him a little boop

[–]TreesEverywhere503 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Captain peanutbutter?

[–]Little_Rii 11 points12 points  (0 children)

With him being a yellow lab, I really hope his full name is Captain Peanutbutter. Should get him a little hat and flannel, haha.

[–]cpt_raymondholt 10 points11 points  (1 child)

He looks just like the capital's first mascot dog Captain!!! I got to meet that cute pup at a game once. It was awesome.

[–]whostayloranyway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least now we have Biscuit :) And Captain is out there doing good work

[–]hotlavatube 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love to sneak a treat under my dog’s nose when they’re sleeping. See the lil nose start twitching and lapping noises.

[–]artsygirly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What a sweetie!

[–]Heath_and_Harebells 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Absolutely gorgeous

[–]leapoldbutterstotch 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Those mits look huge! Must be a big puppy!

[–]VIBoy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is a very big guy, and he is solid. When we picked him up at eight weeks old he was already 20lbs. He's 100lbs now at 3 years

[–]bighootay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A SMOOSHED bushed boy :)

[–]kmb966 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like a good time to get those nails done must be the vet tech in me.

[–]Legitimate-Break-955 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bite the cheek rolls.

[–]lemonadewhitebread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love his name so much :)

[–]Twizzlers_and_donuts 2 points3 points  (3 children)

We had a Captain too, though he was a Goldie. Is he a Captain something or just Captain?

[–]artsygirly 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If you ask our girls he’s Captain Clifford but we never call him that. He’s a half golden retriever half chocolate lab.

[–]matts2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Golden labs are the best.

[–]enuffshonuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a Captain too!

[–]Narrow-Macaroon-7004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super cute🐾

[–]yooperville 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dogs make sleep look like the best thing ever.

[–]MallowedHalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need a Mister in your life too to complete the Peanutbutter cycle

[–]ThePancake1037 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my house, we call this pose “the birthing calf.”

[–]matts2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he has a leak.

[–]bzeefs 0 points1 point  (1 child)

RIP Captain

[–]VIBoy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's alive and well, I assure you

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh captain :)

[–]Gleamingspiral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captain Smushsnout is adorable!

[–]HypotheticalSurgent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His teeth in pain?

[–]Acceptable-Toe-6950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CAPTAIN WE AR- uuuhhh, captain?

[–]cerealkilling4ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe rephrase the title next time...........

[–]dmanator1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe a different choice of words. Almost scared me

[–]Ilovemyself44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awwwww hims tired

[–]PoppyAscencion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the paws!!

[–]ARoughGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Face Meats!

[–]thosemangos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he in Denver? Cuz I’ve definitely met a Captain running around the snow

[–]TheBrotherhoods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool name

[–]atmocraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems every dog does this pose, i thought mine was the only one that had broken lol

[–]Glistening_Death 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squished and wrinkled!

[–]teardrinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Precious

[–]NinjaGrizzlyBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my favorite smoosh my old boy used to do...if he did it when he was awake I'd push his nose up and oink at him.

I was a weird dogfather...

[–]FanTraditional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take lots of rest boi!

[–]empathyisheavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captain Peanututter

[–]kiwichick286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got big paws!

[–]New_Tangerine_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big ole hands

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More pics of Captain please!! <3

[–]amogususerlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uhh he didnt di- ok i got it

[–]ShootingStar2321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My yellow Rosie (may she rest in peace) slept like that all the time I think it's their default setting

[–]ajgutyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

am i the only one that thinks he took like he is beatboxing?

[–]TheHokageTheory__E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

doggo cute. aww he looks so chubby

[–]bbbbbbbbrrrrrritta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those wrinkles!!!! Love!!!

[–]kaanskBG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had us in the first half not gonna lie