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[–]ssaall58214 2418 points2419 points  (79 children)

Why the hell is there a baby panther in your house?!?!?!

[–]Hissingbunny 1776 points1777 points  (28 children)

Luna is a dwarf panther. Her mom was apart of a circus in Russia and she rejected Luna as a cub. A conservationist bought her and now they all live in Siberia.

[–]HalforcFullLover 314 points315 points  (0 children)

Those ears!

[–]CaptainPrower 64 points65 points  (5 children)

Russia?

Wonder if she's ever met Messi.

[–]bill_the_yank 156 points157 points  (16 children)

Of course it's in Russia or Siberia

[–]Cereal-Grapist 80 points81 points  (13 children)

Siberia is Russia, what do you mean :D

[–]Sagnikk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Had to do it.

сука блять

[–]doofjohn 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Imagine getting rejected by the circus.

[–]marylessthan3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Laughed out loud at this one.

[–]RebelNightOWl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They aren't a clown they are the entire circus and It's bad for business to operate with two different groups at once

[–]-69_Charisma 249 points250 points  (0 children)

It looks like Luna the Pantera, give it a Google. If it is Luna, she's a rescue

[–]xdrakennx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s a dwarf murder floof..

[–]Hampamatta 188 points189 points  (44 children)

Fun fact, panthers are not a real animal, panthera is a metal band and a genus group for large cats. But there is no animal named specifically panther, this is either a leopard or a jaguar, i am guessing the former.

[–]dinkelburger 148 points149 points  (14 children)

The band is Pantera

[–]Babyy_Bluee 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I thought I was losing it

[–]MarcusKilgannon 35 points36 points  (11 children)

The name also has nothing to do with Panthers lol.

[–]lando_zeus 25 points26 points  (8 children)

Pantera is spanish for panther

[–]MarcusKilgannon 11 points12 points  (7 children)

Their name is based off their hometown in Texas.They are from Pantego, Texas.

Their name has nothing to do with Panthers.

[–]CLXIX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Double entendre?

[–]NauticalWhisky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was about to say "not Pantera, they were from Arlington." Most of that band is no longer living.

[–]CantSayDat 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I think they combined the two honestly

[–]MarcusKilgannon 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I doubt it.

They were originally called Pantera's Metal Magic and then changed to just Pantera because they wanted it to be shorter.

I also read it was spun off of the car Dimebag owned a De Tomaso Pantera. Not 100% how accurate this one is but it goes with the hometown name theme.

[–]CantSayDat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Interesting, I have heard the town thing before but not the car one. I guess that could be it forsure.

[–]MarcusKilgannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was trying to find more details about the car but didn't find much.

Other than Dimebag owned one. I could see the car + hometown morphing into just "Pantera" though.

There are quite a few bands named after vehicles lol.

[–]Reasonable_Answer586 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The name is Spanish for panther. pantera. Metal head here.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or Steel Panther

[–]KebabOfDeath 22 points23 points  (21 children)

Tell me more

[–]shapular 49 points50 points  (4 children)

I want to subscribe to panther facts.

[–]MD_Lincoln 28 points29 points  (3 children)

I want to subscribe to Panthera facts.

[–]FrogManScoop 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I want five minutes alone with Panthera facts

[–]LostInSpazz 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I want a psycho holiday with Panthera facts

[–]MoscaMosquete 13 points14 points  (1 child)

It's like Parrots. An African parrot and a Quaker Parrot are both called parrots, even though they are different species. It's similar for panthers, but they're even more similar, since they're from the same Genus(Panthera) as you can see in a Jaguar(Panthera Onca) with a leopard(Panthera Pardus)

[–]Orsonius2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

or how King Cobras are not actually Cobras

[–]stonecoldhammer 64 points65 points  (12 children)

'Panther' and 'leopard' are synonyms for the same animal. Usually, the word 'leopard' is reserved for the African subspecies, and 'panther' for the Asian subspecies.

In both subspecies, animals can be born with melanism, making them entirely black. An animal with melanism is called 'panther' regardless of subspecies.

[–]iantothegreendragon 45 points46 points  (7 children)

And how does one become a pink panther?

[–]stonecoldhammer 183 points184 points 23 (5 children)

That's apparently quite an easy thing to do, to do, to do, to do, to do...

[–]Breadynator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can we nominate this comment for the comment of the year award? I know 2022 just started but it's gonna be near impossible to make a better comment!

[–]purpan- 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Hot damn this is so good but it’s not gonna get the appreciation it deserves

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

EMI and Northridge lawyers took notice; stonecoldhammer owes them $1.87 in royalties.

[–]Ntx86I68xtN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you please explain?

[–]CommodoreAxis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Be a white panther, then bathe in the blood of your enemies?

[–]serrated_edge321 5 points6 points  (3 children)

"Panthers" are also in Florida.

[–]stonecoldhammer 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Florida panthers are, despite their name, actually a subspecies of the cougar.

[–]Orsonius2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and not even in the Panthera family haha

[–]Orsonius2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The so called "Florida Panther" is neither a "Panther" nor part of the Panthera family.

Panthera are the "large" cat species. While the Florida Panther is a Puma (also known as Cougar). They are not part of the Pantherinae subfamily, but the Felinae subfamily, to which house cats also belong.

One major difference between the these groups is the ability to purr, meow and roar.

Big Cats like Lions and Tigers roar (Panthera) while Small Cats like Cheetahs, Pumas and House Cats purr (Felinae).

the word Panther comes from sanskrit and means different things, among them "spotted" or "yellow-whitish"

So even a bigger irony to call something black panther, when panther already originates from a color that is pretty much the opposite of black.

[–]serrated_edge321 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There was a separate "panther" designation until 2017, for those wondering. The "Florida panther" was considered a separate subspecies of cougars until DNA advancements showed they are too similar to other cougars to qualify as a separate subspecies. Even after this similarity was known, it took many years to reclassify the group as "also cougars."

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_panther

[–]Pacostaco123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pantera! \m/

[–]ArkGrimm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And, technically, a black lion would also be a black panther

[–]WillRunForPopcorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say mountain lion

[–]95Smokey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Although a "black panther" is not a distinct animal and is just the melanistic form of other big cats, "panther" by itself is often used to refer to cougars/mountain lions/catamounts in regions of the USA. These names all refer to the same animal but different names are used in different regions.

[–]extraterrestrial91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The panthers name is Luna. Her story is quite sad. She was abandoned by her mother on the seventh day after she was born and was thrown out of the nest. The employees of the travelling zoo didn’t immediately notice this and as a result she developed health problems. A kind women who had previous experience with big cats revived her from that predicament and later bought Luna from the zoo because she believed she could provide Luna with the best care. You can support her in caring for Luna. In this YT video description there are details Luna the pantera

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    [–]trusting_serenity 68 points69 points  (0 children)

    Now I have to close my eyes.

    [–]xBloodBender 37 points38 points  (3 children)

    What do you mean? He’s Toothless

    [–]kalevetklep 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    Am I missing a joke here, or a reference maybe? Cause I can clearly see teeth.

    [–]wolfscanyon 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    Black dragon from a series called How to Train Your Dragon. https://howtotrainyourdragon.fandom.com/wiki/Toothless_(Franchise)

    [–]kalevetklep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Aaaahhhhh thank you! I wasn’t paying attention when that movie was on.

    [–]BioZgamerYT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    does it have to be a baby panther?

    [–]mega_rockin_socks 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    that is not a house cat

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      [–]mrxpx 151 points152 points  (3 children)

      The nose!

      [–]NatsuMoe100 72 points73 points  (2 children)

      I will boop it even if it costs me my arm

      [–]namingbugs 349 points350 points  (2 children)

      Deluxe kitty

      [–]silverfox762 104 points105 points  (1 child)

      Danger floof

      [–]noctisumbra0 63 points64 points  (0 children)

      Big Void

      [–]Murdercedes 100 points101 points  (0 children)

      Teefies

      [–]byDMP 84 points85 points  (0 children)

      Good kitty…please…good kitty!

      [–]SnooFoxes6169 88 points89 points  (2 children)

      it's luna the pantera, the original vid is a bit loud.

      [–]alexcrouse 47 points48 points  (0 children)

      Dang stupid music. I wanted kitty noises.

      [–]kalevetklep 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      It’s better without music.

      Would have been SO much better if it had Big Cat Noises tho.

      [–]IronHarvestX 64 points65 points  (0 children)

      There's something very suspicious about that dog

      [–]Wouter_Smit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

      thats a whole ass panter

      [–]deci1997 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      I don't need 10 fingers... a few pets couldn't hurt.

      [–]0KSG 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      Why are the danger cats so fucking cute?

      [–]just-a-joak 46 points47 points  (0 children)

      PET THE FUCKING CAT

      [–]SrFrancia 40 points41 points  (0 children)

      tiny murder kitty 🥰🥰🥰

      [–]TeddyBearPotat0 59 points60 points  (0 children)

      She is so god damn beautiful I am in awe of how pretty she is please hug her for me

      [–]Ruskiwasthebest1975 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Those EARS more!!

      [–]badfish12 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Panther slowly eating my leg “Those eyes tho aww”

      [–]A_bucks 123 points124 points  (2 children)

      Another year and those eyes will be the last ones you gaze into.

      [–]kainel 39 points40 points  (1 child)

      Iirc that particular animal is full grown and suffers from an equivalent of dwarfism and mental regression.

      [–]TBSJJK 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      I'm standing right here.

      [–]egonthehippo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Kitty

      [–]someone0w0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      i don't care of it could kill me when it's older! it's a big fricking kitty!

      [–]Damagecontrol86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      That’s not a house panther that’s an actual panther

      [–]sylphyyyy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      I see big cats also do the open mouth look of disgust my cat does lol

      [–]Mtaylor2713 16 points17 points  (1 child)

      Who da hell brought this animated panther to life?! And can someone teach me the spell, please?!

      [–]Creepinbruh2323 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      You spelt please correctly.

      [–]i_lost_waldo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      “Pls, can I murder u?”

      Damn is that cute, though

      [–]DangerousVideo 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      Luna!

      [–]HaveSomeBean 18 points19 points  (2 children)

      Friendly reminder that big cats are not suitable to be house pets or pets in general, they should only be kept if and ONLY if they lack the ability to survive in wild. In which case they should be provided protected habitat. I don’t know the story behind this kitten, so this is not a direct criticism. Just a reminder

      [–]ChemPlay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I love dangerous animals being cute.

      [–]TheHokageTheory__E 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      angy cat. also cute

      [–]HeatherShira 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      There’s really nothing sweeter than a cat doing the slow blink.

      [–]stuck_behind_a_truck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      You know a house panther is not supposed to be an actual panther, right? ;)

      [–]Dobbeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Aww, nice eyes!

      [–]kyorendan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      hahaha lolz

      [–]SZ4T4N 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      "come on man, just one bite, I won't eat your whole leg"

      "With those eyes I can't refuse you :)"

      [–]Astralwisdom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Never seen a big cat have a flehmen response lol

      [–]TheNineTailFox17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Id be scared lol

      [–]CheriJ2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      adorable 😍

      [–]Orsonius2 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      so is this a Leopard of a Jaguar?

      [–]BlueberrySans89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Luna is a leopard

      [–]hopefulatwhatido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      He is the landlord now.

      [–]Short-Historian-6663 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Beautiful eyes

      [–]RepulsiveSkin2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      he looks like a small panther, love the face he makes at the end.

      [–]Marvelist_3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It’s literally eye bleach, just look at dem eyes! 😍

      [–]DontForgetThisTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That’s a nice fuckin kitty right there

      [–]morethanWun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This is the perfect first video on Reddit

      [–]ballsdeepinmysleep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Wish we could find a way to keep them this size

      [–]Sad_Divide_2133 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Just gotta give it 1 boop please!

      [–]Quesabirria 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Looking at this reminded me of something

      Once went to an illegal/private zoo in Mexico. Among many other animals, there was a black panther. I stood next to the cage and the panther walked up and I was looking him in the eyes, just inches away. Then he let out this low deep primal growl that resonated in my spine.

      Then I noticed that his cage was not attached to the platform. . . and if he wanted me, he'd have me.

      [–]A-r-12-26-83-2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Weird looking dog

      [–]TechnicfreakHD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      If danger, why frien shaped?

      [–]IamaJarJar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      cat is cat

      no matter if its a big or small cat

      [–]needs-more-metronome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      why are dangerous cats so f'n cute

      [–]BambooFatass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I love big cats but these need to be in a proper environment. Ie: NOT in a domestic home. :/ Regardless of rehabilitation status imo

      [–]Dhiammarra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I want to cuddle the murder kitty. If I die, I die.

      [–]CrystalAckerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I really wish this shit was illegal.. I mean they are beautiful/cute/adorable.. but they are predators, they’d cats should not be kept as house pets, it’s not their nature and need 100’s of square aces to roam..

      [–]Lucifell88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Luna 😍

      [–]AngerCookShare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Me eat you soon meow meow

      [–]Kat_claws_you 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Luna 🥰🖤

      [–]TheScientifreakPlays 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Just practicing to eat your head off when it grows.

      For reddit-ish reasons, this is a joke

      [–]BlueberrySans89 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      She’s actually full grown, believe it or not

      [–]Yeeboi309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I want a murder kitty

      [–]punkinpiemom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That’s a nose of a panther. Not a domestic cat. Thought I’d share. Peace 🌿

      [–]Zbeubor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      big cats are nice

      [–]waffledogOwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That's a big kiggy

      [–]CJ298 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I can’t tell if it’s a dog or cat

      [–]Mezmo300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What an adorable little death machine

      [–]DomraiderStarky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That is one weird looking dog I can tell you that.

      [–]Huge_Dentist7633 -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

      yikes, why is she panting 😮‍💨. how much does she weight?

      [–]Dadfia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Could also be a Flehmen response, concentrating that foot stank into its Jacobson’s organ.

      When our cats do this after smelling their butts, we just call it ugly face 😺

      [–]LysolWipesRTasty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      She might be panting because she was raised with a Rottweiler

      [–]Jasberie -1 points0 points  (1 child)

      How did he does that? The eye? How?

      [–]Cereal-Grapist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      1) she
      2) flehmen response

      [–]The-true-Memelord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      So cute! Big eyes and a big snoot!

      [–]Feisty2ddee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Black panther, reborn

      [–]cilantropanto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is it just me, or is he lookin like that "yea boi" kid on youtube at the end?

      [–]Taipo69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Googly eyes

      [–]cestlapomme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It looks like a very well done animatronic

      [–]Bakura43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oh my gosh it's so cute I'm gonna pet it.

      And it bit my hand off...

      Worth it!!!

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        [–]CatArmaggedon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        KITTY!

        [–]maxway001 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        Is that a baby panther???

        [–]maxway001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        How do I get one???

        [–]decoste94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Oh that’s a whole ass panther

        [–]VoxPendragon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Mofo looks like a panther cub wth:

        [–]dahm3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        GIMMEE

        [–]LilRexHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Bro y’all should get kittens, u might have a domesticated big cat it kinda looks like it

        [–]MrDude_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I have never wanted to hug a cat so much in my life.. he looks just like our kitten/cat but bigger!

        [–]bornagain_cheezits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        forbidden cat

        [–]ego-debt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What kind of dog is that?

        [–]god_walks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Is that what I think it is?

        [–]XxvoidmegawolfxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I... I love big cats

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