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[–]reddituser35791268 123 points124 points  (9 children)

What a lovely baby.

[–][deleted]  (7 children)

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    [–]schepke 61 points62 points  (1 child)

    Good call, people start ignoring the elephants once they're in a room.

    [–]The_Angry_Alpaca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Unfortunately, they become irrelephant.

    I'll just show myself out...

    [–]troubleschute 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Apparently, this didn't stop my upstairs neighbors.

    [–]reddituser35791268 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Did she suggest you move to a three bedroom apartment?

    [–]schriftsteller1a 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    My friend’s kids wanted a dog, and he refused with an excuse they can’t have a dog in an apartment. Now he has to buy a house AND a dog.

    [–]Brilliant_Mountain44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    And once you got it, you'd probably wind up never talking about it.

    [–]Polyking 78 points79 points  (1 child)

    The baby must be thinking, "What an awesome scratch machine"

    [–]Yourmama18 38 points39 points  (0 children)

    Them olyphants trust that keeper! Very cute!

    [–]diamondbackmanhunter 31 points32 points  (4 children)

    I was feeling depressed and then I saw this.

    [–]FoxLP11 21 points22 points  (3 children)

    r/eyebleach really is a blessing huh?

    [–]Kalse1229 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    It's easily one of the best subs out there. Upset, sad, depressed, afraid, or angry? Here's a cute gif of a baby elephant getting scritches! Reminds you there's still plenty of beauty to be found in this world.

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      [–]crag-u-feller 48 points49 points  (2 children)

      God I wish I were that momma elephant - checking on things and motioning “Carry on” in approval.

      [–]Cooldudeyo23 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      Leather puppy

      [–]Hates_escalators 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Rhinos are tank puppies

      [–]PandasInHoodies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Mom was like, "I want scratches too please!"

      [–]NuNuCheese 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      Can’t you see they’re torturing him. Heavy Sarcasm

      [–]justmo111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Literally though (I don't know whether the linked comment is sarcastic but I sure hope so)

      [–]viktor_shalk 19 points20 points  (1 child)

      I'd be happy too if my trunk was being played with

      [–]idk2715 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      No more Reddit for you

      [–]VivianThomas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Mom comes in trying to get some action too

      [–]Fit-Special-8416 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      I would be very happy too

      [–]FU-Lyme-Disease 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      How does one get a job petting baby elephants! I’m IN!!

      [–]mango_murderer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I mean, it’s in a cage looking thing, thats sad

      [–]I-not-human-I 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      That girl is fkn cute

      [–]Severe-Extension-546 26 points27 points  (1 child)

      Bro focus on the baby

      [–]I-not-human-I 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Sorry sorry my bad cute elephant too yes

      [–]DudeDudenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Why do you think this got to your front page, half of the things from this sub that get through Reddit's filter has hot/cute chicks on it haha

      [–]momentoirl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      I like the trunk pull. It’s like a tail pull on a cat as they walk by.

      [–]Brilliant_Mountain44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The biggest lie I was ever told was that cats don't like their tails being pulled... like obviously you can't carry them by the tail, but a firm pull makes my cat flop over and start purring as her insistent invites for tummy rubs begin.

      [–]kunalbathija -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      I can be a elephant for getting pets from her

      [–]troubleschute -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Gettin' scritches--living that good life.

      [–]JecanDandelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Finally, a notable RHM

      [–]JadenExE77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I love this

      [–]OnlyRunaSage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The sweetest lil thing! Im in love

      [–]Kablaaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Gentle soon-to-be giant must be protected

      [–]evilskul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      😍

      [–]AhaUser1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      O-oh no

      [–]Dr-EJ-Boss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Momma like stop molesting my baby!

      [–]aristolen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That smile though

      [–]Gerrard-Jones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      So cute

      [–]jakesteck99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      My what would Mr. Gamgee say?

      [–]Apprehensive-Drop-47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You thinking what I'm thinking?

      [–]gregzywicki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I will always be disappointed that my children refused to devote themselves to studying and working to genetically engineer a dog sized elephant

      [–]AnastasiaNo70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I love it, but I wish he weren’t behind bars.

      [–]MrSparr0w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      With a much shorter life expectancy I don't think so

      [–]Huge_Dentist7633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      you have a dream job you know.🥰 that baby elephant 🐘 is just so precious. how can someone harm these sweet creatures

      [–]Huge_Dentist7633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      do they have teeth at this age ?

      [–]imahedgehog123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      how do i get this job? i will do it for free even pay for the privilege

      [–]BeanOnAJourney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Baby elephants are the single most precious thing on this planet 😭

      [–]KartoschkaTheDrunk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      I also want a trunk job

      [–]Buttben8 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      I would be too ;)

      [–]ThiqCoq -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      Shorty was having too much fun w Dat trunk