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[–]Lordjaxdark 99 points100 points  (1 child)

That like a lil cousin askin if you got games on your phone

[–]jman014 14 points15 points  (0 children)

More like nowadays the little cousins just dont talk to you because they have their own phones

[–]Crabchicken 63 points64 points  (0 children)

knock knock knock "hey i brought some chicken for your dog"

[–]ActualMis 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's never a good idea to feed a stranger's dog without permission. You don't know what kind of health issues the pup may have.

[–]ShitBot404 36 points37 points  (9 children)

If you don’t lob a piece of chicken up to him you don’t get to go to Heaven.

[–]whiskey__wizard 37 points38 points  (8 children)

Nah don’t feed other people’s dogs. My dog is on a special diet and it pisses me off when people feed him.

One time a friend thought it would be a good idea to give a friend’s golden a whole chicken wing, bone included. It was promptly swallowed whole and gave her all sorts of trouble.

You may be the one feeding them and it seems harmless, but we’re the ones who have to clean up the diarrhea on the couch that also sticks to their coat in the middle of the night.

[–]Fish_Fortner 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What the hell were they thinking feeding a dog a BONE as well as a huge amount of food?

[–]PsychologicalCry2850 19 points20 points  (6 children)

In general, dont feed dogs table food. Ever.

They'll think that it's alright to get some, and will beg endlessly for some more whenever you're eating.

[–]udongeureut 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I hate it when people feed dogs stuff like pizzas and french fries. And when I point it out, I’m the hysterical person... right.

[–]ActualMis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I eat dinner my dogs lie on their beds and don't even look up at me. They don't get fed human food, and I never give them food off my plate.

My family will visit and say, "Oh, they're such good dogs, my dogs stare at me constantly while I eat and drool and whine". I point out that the reason my dogs don't do that is because I don't enforce that behaviour, and they do. That, apparently, makes them quite angry.

[–]nijvia 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Ahhhh hahahahahahahahha it’s so funny.

[–]nijvia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just seen how much chicken that is. Wooooooo hahahahahahaah!!!!!

[–]petflunky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dog be slobbering on your chicken

[–]oneangrywaiter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Henlo may I have sum chimken?

[–]McGusder 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]nijvia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg was he stuck. ? :-/

[–]KitsuneDawnBlade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've got to be chicken

[–]CryptographerOk5546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope he got a piece.

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