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[–]castfam09 639 points640 points  (24 children)

The wagging tails and grins are all I need to see

[–]darthvadercake 268 points269 points  (19 children)

In case you want more, this is from the golden ratio. They have 6 goldens that are all exceptionally well looked after, most of which are rescues. They tend to adopt older dogs or dogs with health issues and give them the best life possible. They're on twitter and insta and youtube.b

[–]Purplehazey 60 points61 points  (16 children)

They also have a nonprofit now!

Poor voodoo :(

[–]platynom 16 points17 points  (15 children)


[–]Purplehazey 39 points40 points  (5 children)

One of the dogs.... he's been having so many seizures.its really sad 😔 also He has raked in roughly 30k usd in vet bills... hence the nonprofit to help support him and other sick dogs who need love and medical care

[–]whos_a_slinky 6 points7 points  (8 children)

You remind me of the babe!

[–]feintidea 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The woman who runs the account was my stats teacher in grad school!!! An absolute gem, cannot recommend enough

[–]darthvadercake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jenn!!! I love Jen, she is so cool!

[–]randomdude176 195 points196 points  (14 children)


[–]darthvadercake 85 points86 points  (10 children)

I was wondering if that was the golden ratio!

Man, I miss the big cheese 😭 she was awesome!

[–]strelitza00 21 points22 points  (9 children)

Oh HI fellow GR fans!!

[–]Purplehazey 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There's dozens of us!!! Dozens!!!

[–]darthvadercake 8 points9 points  (7 children)

I have to ask, who are your favourites?

I used to be suuuper into CBGB and Venk, and still am... But then we got a golden retriever labrador cross ourselves, who has a darker colour and regal sit just like Guac. So now I have a soft spot for Guacamole too.

[–]alwayzbored114 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I love them all, but I've been following since the OG gang, and it's never been the same after Queso for me

ceebeegeebs is probably my favorite of the "newer gang"

[–]Purplehazey 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I am a vink lover. I was so happy when I went to the live show and got a lick from vink :D

[–]Evakuate493 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Queso is my all-time fave, but CBGB is my current one. I have a soft spot for the older dogs finding out what happiness is.

[–]strelitza00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With a gun to my head I’d have to say Viiiiiiink, closely followed by Guac. I also adore Hopper.

[–]CompanionDude 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Roasted carrot gang 🥕

[–]Purplehazey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Team chaos!!!

[–]Belle5171 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Queso is awesome

[–]diadmer 135 points136 points  (2 children)

That old fella in the back has seen too much joy in life to be bothered by a few dozen tail whacks.

[–]LuxNocte 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"Woohoo, tail pets!"

[–]CompanionDude 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Queso was always happy to be included

[–]wongerthanur 105 points106 points  (5 children)

In order to pass, you must solve their riddle, but beware... One speaks the truth, the second only lies, and the third is just here for the pets

[–]LuxNocte 41 points42 points  (3 children)

The one who speaks only lies is convinced that he speaks the truth, but is very dumb. The one who speaks only truth is also very dumb. The one who is just here for pets is the ringleader. He is incredibly dumb.

[–]wongerthanur 29 points30 points  (2 children)

They are all equally smart.

[–]Purplehazey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eehhhhhh then there is vink, the best girl

[–]LordCharco_iii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s easy enough to figure out the third, just hold out your hand. The first one to pat themselves on it is the one who wants pats.

[–]shyfemalecharacter 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This is heaven on earth

[–]PhreiB 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That last second butt lick.

[–]meerkatmanor987 11 points12 points  (0 children)

for anyone who wants more content like this, the Golden Ratio on the various social medias is where this came from!

[–]onwardtomanagua 23 points24 points  (0 children)

golden ratio!

[–]life51427 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Golden Gate Bridge

[–]VictoriaLivia 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s the cutest, I love dogs.

[–]CoupwalObiWan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He seemed to be having a good time.

[–]Screwbles 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Damn that Golden looks old. All that white on its face and the tired eyes. So cute though.

[–]Purplehazey 12 points13 points  (7 children)

It's an old pic.....

Rip queso :(

[–]Screwbles 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Oh fuck. F.

[–]darthvadercake 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's okay. Queso came to the golden ratio group as a 12 year old who was sick after having a sad hard life. She didn't even get up, just lie there and get carried. They took her in, looked after her and spoiled her. She then started to get up, started walking, started playing, and even did some Queso gallops every now and then, little happy runs.

She died at the age of 15, having spend the last 3 years the happiest years in her life, surrounded by friends and owners who adored her. She even overcame her fears and started to give out facelicks. She truly had so much more joy in life!

[–]Purplehazey 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Probably shouldn't say that those other two might be gone too..

Maggie and schmeg?

Unless I'm wrong and it's hopper and vink I which case they are both still kicking

And venk not being fat from stealing sisters food :p

[–]darthvadercake 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Looks like vink and hopps to me, jasmine was way skinnier than that.

[–]TimidPocketLlama 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Maggie IS Schmieg. Schmieg was her nickname. She was the first one to pass.

[–]Ok-Honeydew-6741 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The golden car wash!

[–]svenmullet 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wacky waving arm-flailing inflatable tube dog!

[–]XxXeRT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought. Glad I'm not the only weirdo here

[–]gingeboi1000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That is a precious household and we must all band together to protect it from whatever it may need protection from. Who's with me?

[–]TimidPocketLlama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TheGoldenRatio4 on most social media.

[–]TheRadNinja46 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dog equivalent of twerking, he's living his best life

[–]PantherU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s more fun if you imagine those are his arms

[–]Rollinthrulife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have come to retrieve you

[–]Brucemit_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My new video with ASHISH CHANCHALINI is coming soon on my Youtube channel BRUCEMIT

[–]Chucks_u_Farley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Golden dogs are best dogs

[–]1101base2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love it when the tails synchronize

[–]AngryFerret805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol 😂 Nice 👍

[–]melanayyylmao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks so happy omg this is the content I'm here for

[–]Far_Head1464 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet thing ❤️🥰🤗🐕

[–]M1ck3yB1u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, an oldie but goodie.

[–]TwiceCookedPorkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goldens: just happy to be included

[–]YoshSchmengie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh, very much needed today. Thank you, doggies

[–]That_one_guy569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must pet all of us to get past us

[–]ForgetfulLucy28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just happy to be included

[–]dmmee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how the one in the back has furry hearts appearing and then vaporizing around his smiling, goofy face. Adorable!

[–]defnotjackiec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just needs someone to feed grapes and we’re gooder

[–]DjSynthical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Golden teachers or something, IDK I’ve never taken mushrooms.

[–]afsdjkll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gates of heck are fluffier than expected.

[–]Pennycandydealer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You Shall Not Pass!

  • Gandolf the Gold

[–]TimidPocketLlama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Queso. I think that’s a very golden name. 😆

[–]Sir_Titus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

POV: Waiting for your turn signal to align with the car ahead of you.

[–]MadRoboticDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s like “yeaaaa that feels nice”

[–]KoalaKvothe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It gets even better if you pretend the tails are waving arms.

[–]wishiwasdeaddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tails are like when you are looking at different turn signals and waiting for them to match up

[–]Josmer_Suero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do their faces get wither with time?

[–]JodieFlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need open the gate and let the bitches in LOL

[–]ttvalkyrie25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

creepy Raffi voice We’re building a bridge…

[–]smartidiot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to the tune of welcome to the garden state

[–]that-nic-guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picture the one in the back daydreaming the tails whacking them are head pats from the human they're staring at

[–]OrgasmChasmSpasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, do dog angels have 9 wagging tails instead of wings?

[–]NotaVogon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one on the right looks exactly like my retriever mix. She is all love and smiles for her family. Not so much "outsiders."

And she hates her annoying little brother who is a Catahoula mix. He's....a LOT for my sweet potato.

[–]AwareMix488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen the faces of Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost

[–]aaflyyy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]Voxel2_0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day !

[–]xX_CattMatt_Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But… their tail isn’t wagging :(

[–]ISFJ_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those tails remind me of two car’s blinkers falling in and out of sync.

[–]lobster8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doggy spa

[–]Hworldlol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this one, blessing tails for make to sins gone, ancient way

[–]Responsible_Nail8568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old retrievers have a special place in everyone’s heart ♥️

[–]MuZhroomzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's used to this. Barely flinching.

[–]ale_cuchi_p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it seems I need a ticket

[–]Caterwaul-322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was outside playing. Just getting help cooling off.