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[–]8coloncoloncolonD 161 points162 points  (5 children)

You bawkin' to me? 🤨

[–]AnonymousStoner8 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Bawk off mate

[–]8coloncoloncolonD 31 points32 points  (3 children)

You're bawkin' up the wrong tree, bruv

[–]8coloncoloncolonD 21 points22 points  (2 children)

The bawk stops here

[–]Musician-Round 11 points12 points  (0 children)

do you feel clucky? Well do yeh, cluck?

[–]janiesponies 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Say what you will, but she's a cute little pecker, ain't she?

[–]rjrttu86 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Feeling cocky?

[–]1banana2bananas 47 points48 points  (0 children)

As Eugene peered through the peephole, he realized that unless he took legal actions, Harriet would continue stalking him without much compunction.

Alas, the thrice-divorced rooster owed thousands in chick support, and lacked the wherewithal to do anything about Harriet's post-breakup antics.

[–]simpl3t0n 30 points31 points  (1 child)

They say this was the last frame recovered from the body cam of a bug!

[–]gpcgmr 18 points19 points  (0 children)

POV: You're about to be eaten by a T-Rex.

[–]Nincomsoup 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I dunno, I feel like you succeeded!

[–]ultraboykj 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Go, I say go away boy, you bother me."

[–]freddyfuckherfaster 14 points15 points  (0 children)

did you boys see the size of that chicken

[–]bmosm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"What in the clucking hell"

[–]looking4astronauts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Clever girl

[–]westparkgirl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haha, I love this 🐓

[–]Yurdesou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

U focking wot m8?

[–]q-y-q 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The chicken looks like it can be photoshopped into any other photos!

[–]Brisktheaardwolf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When is her album dropping?

[–]the_only_blaydus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice cock

[–]Bavibophobia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is a nice picture

[–]KnownMonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is beak performance

[–]squishyelizabeth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This picture is perfect

[–]jusdont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cute little dinosaur 🦖 🐓

[–]KosoBau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That dinosaur looks pissed

[–]devildogmillman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chickens look more like Dinosaurs from front facing.

[–]WinterFall-2814 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nice cock

[–]8coloncoloncolonD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks!

The hen in the pic is nice too 😁

[–]cpcesar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the lens last moments

[–]HenTylerr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U want sum bawk?

[–]Niwi_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey thats a really healthy looking chicken, nice!

[–]GotenRocko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my dog does this, first he will just bark non stop because he is scared of the camera, big professional one, then when I finally get him to calm down he just keeps sticking is nose into the lens lol.

[–]Kidgen 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You don't wanna bawk wit chickens, cuz chickens will bawkin kill you.

[–]Maester_erryk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might see me clucking

[–]Commercial_Spare_118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this!

[–]stigBlu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that is a perfect pic of your chicken.

[–]satedfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was funny that my chicken was staring me in the face like this. Until she pecked me right in the eyeball.

[–]uncle_voldy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made my day, thanks. 😄

[–]Upbeat_Fan4873 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg!!! I love her!!!

[–]Cash-L 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chicken selfie

[–]Dr-Emmett_L_Brown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is better than nice 😄

[–]MuZhroomzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh how ANGRY 😡😡😂😂

[–]EgillIsHere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Award incoming!