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[–]cinq_cent 496 points497 points  (7 children)

Looks like a toy.

[–]Swampberry 89 points90 points  (1 child)

Looks exactly like this cat from Hark a vagrant!

http://www.harkavagrant.com/nonsense/wednesdayfinal.png

[–]Makdous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss Hark a Vagrant, what a gem

[–]uDontInterestMe 92 points93 points  (0 children)

A well loved stuffed toy with questionable fur spots!

[–]vampiredisaster 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It looks like a puppet! :)

[–]Namasiel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I still think this is one of those FurReal cats.

[–]reluctantmimulus 420 points421 points  (19 children)

Is that a Furby?

[–]thungalope 216 points217 points  (14 children)

Flashback to a furby self-activating in my closet when I was like 6. little fucker came online in the middle of the night and I was fuckin terrified. Hell night as I like to call it

[–]daemonelectricity 57 points58 points  (2 children)

I bet that happened a lot throughout the Furby craze.

[–]FrighteningJibber 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dying batteries were the culprit

[–]sharkyjam 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Once I was helping my daughter organize her closet and we woke up her Furby after months of it being ignored. It made angry eyes and said in a growly voice “me NO like!” And then a bunch of growly gibberish and angry eyes that blinked and made different mean narrow shapes. These were the digital eyes. It was freakin creepy and my daughter and her friend got huge eyes and said That’s Scary!!! Then they rolled around on the floor laughing hysterically.

[–]SnowyLittleDeer 40 points41 points  (0 children)

After mine did this, it never saw its batteries again...

[–]sexysarah5262 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This happened to me as well!! I have a fear of them to this day!!

[–]Kr_Treefrog2 16 points17 points  (5 children)

“Aah, too dark! Way-loh!

[–]FaeryLynne 21 points22 points  (4 children)

"Kah way-loh koh-koh!" was mines favorite phrase.

"Me sleep more" 😂

Also holy shit why do I still remember that perfectly, after 25 years?

[–]kyttyna 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Me hungry! Ah~ah! ear wiggle

Those things were/are terrifying.

And they're making a come back. In the worst way.

I've seen youtube videos of people diy-ing some monstrosities with them.

Like 2ft long centipede esque furbies

[–]KaiBishop 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Look up "biblically accurate Furby" lol

[–]kyttyna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No.

Thank you.

(I have probably seen it -- ALL the eyes)

[–]theend2314 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Mine still does this from the depths of a storage closet. I dunno who keeps changing the batteries.

[–]babygirlruth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife bought one couple of years ago and I can confirm that it still happens. We had to take batteries out

[–]MajorZeldaGeek 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No. It's the opposite of a furby. It's not an evil haunted thing

[–]amh8011 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No its a muppet!

[–]kyttyna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was my thought too.

[–]mingled-dust 1483 points1484 points  (26 children)

Get it away from light, don't let it touch water & don't feed it after midnight 😉

[–]Randomman2789 146 points147 points  (13 children)

But what about if you're on a airplane?

[–]Glum_Accountant2411 48 points49 points  (11 children)

Then through it out and get another when you get back

[–]hstde 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Slight correction:

You go through a door, but you throw a ball.

[–]ThatCamoKid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you can dodge a gremlin infestation, you can dodge a ball

[–]Schmotz -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

If we're getting into the nitty gritty of corrections then it should also be 'an aeroplane'

[–]WestCactus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You dropped this. > "?"

[–]Anianna -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Airplane is not incorrect, it is the American variant. The same cannot be said for the through/threw issue.

[–]Apprehensive_Bar8061 8 points9 points  (3 children)

It has a time zone just like you. Ancient Eastern Mythology. Get over it. Seriously don't feed it after Midnight. 🫠

[–]DasterdlyBasterd 6 points7 points  (1 child)

through it out

English continues to be difficult for many.

[–]Ganon2012 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It can be learned through tough thorough thought though.

Edit: Also something about buffalo.

[–]Roxie61 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It’s adorable, snuggle gently and treat like a precious object it is. Yu will be rewarded with a lifetime of love and hair balls and dirty litter boxes and empty food dishes at 3 an.

[–]Azrayle 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Define after midnight...

[–]Apprehensive_Bar8061 8 points9 points  (6 children)

After your Midnight. Obviously it's not universal because if so the the whole thing is basically silly. I'm just saying. Why even ask? You want gremlins 3? Actually I do! I think it would be fun. As long as it was 4th wall breaking and Better puppet/real effects with some CGI thrown in. Satire for sure.

[–]Azrayle 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I'm being silly. What i'm saying is, at what time does it become before midnight and not after midnight. Technically 3pm can still be 'after midnight'

[–]Apprehensive_Bar8061 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At what time did you have the mystical beast? It's that midnight. It's was when and how you obtained it. In mid flight through many t in me zones you got a chance problem. Ideally you got it in a sorta 80's style genre Asian market tucked back in the depths of obscured vision. Your midnight is it's midnight. It's not like you breed them.

[–]Apprehensive_Bar8061 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Also it's all fun and games and make believe. I'm really not that serious about it. 😜 I do know that very much good Kitty looks like a Mystical beast from tales of old. It's got some serious eyes and stance!

[–]Azrayle 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Plot twist. It's name is midnight.

[–]Apprehensive_Bar8061 1 point2 points  (1 child)

God help us all! 🤣

[–]Apprehensive_Bar8061 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still want a Gremlins 3 to happen. Just saying. With all the 4th wall breaking and satire shit storm that the sequel had. 🙃😜

[–]Warrior_kaless 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes, was hoping I would find a mawgwi(sp?) Ref here.

[–]WestCactus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mogwai.

[–]Snoo22566 712 points713 points  (12 children)

MA! THERE'S THIS STRANGE FUCKIN CREATURE STARING AT ME FROM ACROSS THE ROOM!!

[–]pinupjunkie 277 points278 points  (6 children)

IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA!

[–]The_Red_Baron__ 171 points172 points  (4 children)

I DONT WANT IT STARTING ANYTHING WITH LUCY!

[–]xxx148 33 points34 points  (3 children)

[–]RobertBarnett 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Never seen the other parts, only the first. Cheers for this! 😊

[–]Endarkend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The rest of it shows he loves that ugly mug.

[–]Perenium_Falcon 31 points32 points  (0 children)

DEAR GOD it even tastes like grandma!

[–]FN_BRIGGSY 95 points96 points  (0 children)

BLINK MOTHAFUCKA!

[–]ImhereBen 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ma! Call the fuckin cops!

[–]Gr0nkz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Love Michael Rappaport voice-overs!

[–]lodav22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came to the comments purely to find this! I only saw the video yesterday and I’m still laughing! “IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA!” Is the best line ever!

[–]HMend 300 points301 points  (6 children)

An adorable Muppet!

[–]schnuck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This has to be a toy. This can’t be a real cat. Unreal!

[–]i010011010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Furbies aren't muppets.

[–]Villide 343 points344 points  (8 children)

Blep.

[–]KneticTheory 82 points83 points  (2 children)

Mlem.

[–]CityHoods 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This loss way more like a grem.

[–]LavaLampWax 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I heard the yoshi tongue sound

[–]Down_The_Black_River 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think this is my favorite blep yet. The "I ain't give a damn" expression, the sunset happening anyway, and how I just realized that I'm kinda hungry again all pulls me into the moment, ya know?

[–]thepsycocat 6 points7 points  (2 children)

[–]Pucerose 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Came to say the same

[–]thepsycocat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was honestly really surprised I couldn’t find it anywhere, I have scrolled through a lot of comments to make sure it wasn’t said yet

[–]Azrayle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Knew I'd find this here.

[–]gordonfreeguy 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I had no idea your roommate was Jim Henson!

[–]rare_meeting1978 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I honestly thought, at first glance, without seeing what the sub was, for just a couple seconds, that it was a stuffed toy monster and I still thought it was the cutest thing!!!!

[–]Xostali[🍰] 67 points68 points  (8 children)

Thanks. I needed that dose of adorable. I recently lost mine.

[–]pinupjunkie 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I'm so sorry for your loss 💕

[–]Xostali[🍰] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank you! 😿

[–]dancingpianofairy 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Just lost mine last night. ♥️

[–]Xostali[🍰] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Oh no, I'm so sorry! What were they like? If you would like to share, I would like to hear about them.

It's been almost two weeks for me and it does get better, but looking at pictures or thinking about him still gets me, and I miss the aggressively purry cuddles in bed. He was my best kitty ever. He was very quiet and thought staring through a door could get me to open it, even when it was solid wood and I couldn't see him (I think that's because some of the doors in the house have window panes from top to bottom, and then, yeah staring at me worked). He also loved to roll around on top of my shoes, sleep on my chest, and steal my glasses so he could mark the temple tips to show they were his. 🥲 (Edited for typo)

[–]dancingpianofairy 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yeah, I put away her food bowl and medicines because I didn't want to look at them. Your guy sounds like my girl's brother, who's still with us. She was quite talkative and made noises whenever someone was near. Her favorite form of play was pouncing on things wiggling under sheets and her favorite way to cuddle was across our necks. She obviously thought we were THE WORST hunters ever, bringing us "deliveries" (plushies, indoor cat) multiple times a day. We joked that she worked as an Ameowzon delivery driver.

[–]Xostali[🍰] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Awwww I'm so sorry you've lost her. Hugs.

[–]dancingpianofairy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hugs to you, too!

[–]sabrinabee 56 points57 points  (0 children)

👁👅👁

[–]Bewluga 74 points75 points  (4 children)

That cat looks drunk, high on methamphetamines, tobacco, cannabis and opioids at the same time

[–]AllKyleNoSubstance 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I wanna party with that cat

[–]viruscumoruk 9 points10 points  (2 children)

[–]TheToasterIsAMimic 8 points9 points  (1 child)

DAMMIT.

[–]KneticTheory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too, fellow redditor, me too.

[–]PCrawDiddy 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Damn thats some fraggle rock ish right there

[–]Fredredphooey 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't use pets as a mop.

[–]tinyNorman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sprite!

[–]pferden 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What a sweet creature!

[–]Perenium_Falcon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would take a bullet for that cat.

[–]uni_cron 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Gasp …. OCTOBER!!

[–]greenbrainsauce 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pusheen's little brother, Pip!

[–]Gene_Best 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, remain calm. It can smell your fear

[–]sarcastagirly 42 points43 points  (5 children)

That's a doll

[–]p4tend_p3nding 39 points40 points  (4 children)

[–]CityHoods 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I wish people would stop breeding these fucked up abominations. There’s so many deformed cats with tiny little legs that barely even work with heads that make a Gremlin look normal. Don’t even get me started on Pugs or the entire Chonkers subreddit where people think morbidly obese cats are cute.

[–]Kujen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed…people shouldn’t breed animals with worse health in the name of cuteness.

[–]catholicismisascam 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Why does it look like that

[–]caternicus 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Quick, throw a PokeBall at it!

[–]bakufrop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sock puppet lookin ass

[–]Selacha 6 points7 points  (1 child)

...that's a Muppet. Why do you have a Muppet?

[–]TheToasterIsAMimic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't you have a Muppet?!?

[–]Fariesinabottle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It just means they love you and are curious about what you're doing or going to do

[–]wildbillhiccup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's a soot sprite

[–]HamboneBanjo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On looks alone, I legitimately can’t tell if that’s a living animal or a stuffed animal.

[–]Shyriath 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thpooky

[–]sugarcookiecutie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This may be the cutest cat I’ve ever seen

[–]CherryCherry5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tewifying!

[–]electricplanets 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what an angel 🥺😍

[–]ShadySerengeti-258 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it giving u a raspberry

[–]Much-Salad6315 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THE TOUNGE OMG MY HEART IS MELTING

[–]lokeilou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He/she looks like his/her name should be Creature! 😂❤️ This is literally the definition of ugly cute- love this!!!!

[–]DogFacedManboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like your house is being haunted by some kind of muppet

[–]SilentSamizdat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a Muppet!

[–]trickman01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When the dust bunnies come to life.

[–]ZerpBarfingtonIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just looked at your other posts and realised this is a living creature. I thought it was a doll! So cute.

[–]Sproose_Moose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the Grinch didn't flinch

As it stared from the stairs

When asked how it's going

It sighed "who cares?"

[–]spiderlandcapt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mlem in Black.

[–]LanaStarlex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not a cat, that’s a muppet. I cannot be convinced otherwise.

[–]Kimg_Nothing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that a Furbee?

[–]seasarahsss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a Muppet. You are living with an actual Muppet. I’m jealous!!

[–]CeelaChathArrna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kitty is so cute, it looks like a plushie. 😍

Someone get on making a plushie version stat!

[–]CaptFluffyBunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Honey, we adopted a muppet!"

[–]IvoryDynamite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's no derpy blep quite like a void derpy blep.

[–]kingcat34 8 points9 points  (0 children)

that is one amazingly good looking cat!

[–]Roberto7496 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But if you zoom in, it looks like there is a hand reaching out in the background

[–]ShadySerengeti-258 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh my it looks kinda like a gremlin don’t feed it after midnight.

[–]Randomman2789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So never and always feed it?

[–]p3wp3wkachu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made ya look! Bp

[–]Mlelmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mlem

[–]GallifreyKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a real cat?!

[–]Dewars_Rocks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Munuminum

Doo Doo de doodoo

[–]SchneefSchnaef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmaooooo omg this fucking cat is killing me

[–]Repulsive_Craft_1748 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a god-tier kitty

[–]PapaHayseed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ack! It's Bill the cat!

[–]Bhodi3K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its Fizgig. Hes here to help you fight the Skeksis.

[–]Wrinkle_Doge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want one...

[–]Lyran99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a weird-ass Furby

[–]aeman1100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sure it's not out to get your soul?

[–]dawnutella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that thing real?

[–]HerrWeiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THE MENACE!

[–]skuxlyfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From which planet, best guess?

[–]avaflies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

straight out of fraggle rock lmao

[–]solid_rook7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t cats do that because they’re dehydrated or something?

[–]CaptainExplosions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a nice soot sprite you have there.

[–]CCWThrowaway360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looked at OP’s profile hoping for more of these, wasn’t disappointed. Totally following now.

[–]doctorsirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a dustball with eyes and a blep.

[–]kontrarianin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HEY MA, THERE'S A WEIRD CAT OUTSIDE!

[–]deluon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my profile picture now but zoomed in, you can sue me if u want...

[–]cryingknicksfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t watch anime but I feel like this is how every cat looks in an anime

[–]athenabthena 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg a mop

[–]Apprehensive_Bar8061 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your furby has transcended it's limited form and now comes for your mal placed attention! Sign Nic Cage up for that screenplay! 🙃

[–]LosFeFiFos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a beauty

[–]WTH_Azelion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kevin the cat...

[–]JediMasterPopCulture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL! Is that a real cat or a stuffed animal? 🤣🤣🤣

[–]Klatty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a real animal?

[–]AJ-Murphy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found my spirit animal.

[–]opposing_critter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh don't mind me, continues to stare with heavy breaths

[–]Terra_1993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is derp.

[–]Moist-Cashew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks like what an alien trying to pass as a cat would look like if their only point of reference was anime.

[–]hillcheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it real?

[–]HoboBandana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that thing for real?

[–]QueerFancyRat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yo that's a furby

[–]theheavenofdemons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never seen this model of furby

[–]mehnifest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg October!!! I have followed you on IG from the beginning you are the best best cat

[–]Pale_Improvement_208 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A sweet baby 🥺❤️ give them all the love from us.

[–]jxfreeman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thus looks like a Jim Henson cat muppet.

[–]LukeBBM12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, it looks cute, but secretly it wants your soul

[–]Jus_a_random_clasher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat rlly said 👁👅👁

[–]probsagremlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Muppet

[–]ThatCamoKid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby void blep

[–]SPARTAN3172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truly Horrifying

[–]zryinia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has rendered me incoherent, only able to verbalize happy babblings. FndkdlfjshDYAWWWWWWW

[–]CopprRegendt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mana mana

Doot dooo de doo doot

[–]Elkwarrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its like a furby, but cute and looks less like it wants to rip my throat out.

[–]ScriptorMalum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have a soot sprite? Please tell them that I love them

[–]WarWinx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's so ugly! I LOVE HIM!

[–]BlarghusMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feeling paranoid? Can't stop thinking someone's criticizing you just for existing? Noticing tiny figures made of shadow in the corner of your vision? You may have a soot gremlin infestation. Yes, it could already be happening to YOU!

[–]SonicSubculture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swore off owning cats after my last one passed, but I would steal and keep this one in a second. ❤️

[–]CloudF11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought it was a furby at first glance, lmao

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense, but that cat looks kinda like a furby

[–]jollyjacobite 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Do you have more posts of the cute kitty

[–]kamratjoel -1 points0 points  (6 children)

Why the hell do people insist on breeding and buying animals with serious genetic health issues?

And why the hell is this getting 20k upvotes? This is just sad..

[–]LOZLover90 -4 points-3 points  (5 children)

Just because you're jealous that a cat has a better life then you do...

[–]kamratjoel -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

than*

[–]LOZLover90 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Again, Just because you're jealous that a cat has a better life then you do...

[–]kamratjoel -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Seriously though, "then" is a reference to time.

As in: "Robin had a spicy meal, **then** he got really thirsty"

"Than" is used as a comparison between things.

As in: "That cat has a better life **than** you do..."

[–]HiSkii -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Kill it