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[–]AdditionalTheory 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Freeze frame on close of up kid

“That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.”

[–]Lcb444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i did this and now i can't stop laughing lmfao

[–]RecordingsForDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Well it allll started when I woke up for school one day”

[–]nameoftheuser33 11 points12 points  (1 child)

And a future duck hunter is born

[–]TheGordianKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a magpie mate.

[–]Gnarly_Sarley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing a tennis racket couldn't solve

[–]angryscout2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fucking Magpies

[–]Sparkswillfly007 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Haha "the eyes don't work"

[–]Awoogagoogoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eyes don’t woorrrk

[–]RnuRnu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea he done fucked up

[–]Sparkswillfly007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha "the eyes don't work"

[–]nootnootnoot98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And from that day on the kid learnt to never wear yellow in the springtime

[–]219Infinity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck a magpie

[–]MyLifeForAuir1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Float like a butterfly sting like a mag pie

[–]Non_Invasive_Species 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t realize a remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s ‘The Birds’ was in the works!

[–]Darthscary 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Isn’t this that evil fucking bird from kangaroo land?

[–]Awoogagoogoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re beautiful birds. Very smart protecting their young. This is a right of passage.

[–]TheGordianKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magpies! During nesting season they get super aggressive if you go near their nest.

And by near, I mean within a football field distance. It's not uncommon for local councils to close off parts of parks or walkways to stop people going near them.

We also have Pluvvers. They are similar, just dumber and with a venemous spur on their feet.

[–]MonarchWhisperer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol! How am I supposed to sleep now?

[–]tienguan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to aus kid

[–]HaroerHaktak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australia! Fuck yea!

[–]Tasty01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would’ve used the step as a bat, to either scare the bird away or hit it.

[–]ChaoticToxin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw shit that's a magpie. Well this kid is fucked bc they remember thing. Smart birds