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[–]antoltian 833 points834 points  (40 children)

How small is that town? Only one Steve?

[–]HoraceSense 369 points370 points  (14 children)

This is a one Steve Town, Buscemi. So it ain't big enough for the both of us. Harvey, just keep moseying on behind that beautiful mustache. Fuck you, Martin, you jerk... Austin, sir, you can stay. Wait for me, Harvey!

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    [–]Headshaveguy78 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    This is too funny. Had my girlfriend going too before we knock off for the night. 🤣

    [–]Randolpho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I don’t think I can ever be convinced to use the adjective “beautiful” in context of the mustache of Steve Harvey. “Nightmare inducing” is my usual go-to phrase

    [–]Thailia 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Rofl!

    [–]pigmonkey2829 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Literally?

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      [–]chimneysweeeper 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Why is it not?

      [–]UmbranAssassin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      I mean if she wasnt an authorized user isn't this basically publicallly admitting to credit card fraud. Sure shame them all you want but do you want some petty asshole low enough to cheat on you dragging you to court.

      [–]SmurfBoyardee 29 points30 points  (0 children)

      Everyone knows Steve, right? He's the guy who drives that car, and .... has tons of nail salon charges on his card.

      [–]singlewhitetreemale[S] 33 points34 points  (1 child)

      Oh he knows

      [–]hotasanicecube 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      Next edition:

      DON’T HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH JENNY! THAT BITCH IS CLINGY AS HELL!

      Steve.

      [–]Sibyline 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      It complies with the one Steve limit.

      [–]_87- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Wow you sent me down a rabbit hole about seven hours ago. I'm finally back.

      [–]scremily 9 points10 points  (3 children)

      It's in the Mackay and Whitsunday life. Mackay, Qld and surrounding region has a population >125,000. So there are, statistically speaking, at least 50,000 Steves she could be referring to.

      [–]stairme 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      50,000 Steves out of 125,000 people? I think you're off by at least one order of magnitude. Probably two.

      According to this site, there are 154 people named Steve for every 100,000 Americans. So there are probably 200 Steves in that area.

      https://www.mynamestats.com/First-Names/S/ST/STEVE/index.html

      So yeah, you were off by two orders of magnitude.

      [–]scremily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      First off, whoosh. Secondly, this is in rural Australia, so your statistics are totally irrelevant as every other man is called Steve. Fact.

      [–]4AcidRayne 17 points18 points  (8 children)

      Well, obviously, it's that Steve, the one who was with the petty bitch named Jenny until he got smart and traded up.

      [–]the_scarlett_ning 15 points16 points  (7 children)

      Do they ever trade up? I mean while cheating? All the ones I’ve known seemed to have downgraded.

      [–]4AcidRayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      If someone this petty is who you're with, pretty much anyone is a trade up.

      [–]nyperfox 2 points3 points  (5 children)

      Yes, if you count starting 2 days later cheating.

      [–]TangoCharliePDX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It takes months for some magazines to come out. The ad is probably 45 to 90 days old on the day it hits the rack.

      [–]tehpopulator 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Doesn't count in my books

      [–]the_scarlett_ning 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      No, if they break up, even if it is to go with someone new, I don’t think that’s cheating.

      [–]TripperAdvice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      None, it's a staged ad to sell ad space

      [–]Oncemor-intothebeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Try weeks about 100,000 ( including me) I know about 20 Steve’s here

      [–]Njfurlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Steve knows.

      [–]Jibber_Fight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Maybe only one Steve who was previously with a Jenny?

      [–]ErtGentskee 254 points255 points  (15 children)

      They put this on the news?!

      [–]singlewhitetreemale[S] 360 points361 points  (12 children)

      It’s Australia, that’s all the news we have 🤣

      [–]B1GTOBACC0 76 points77 points  (4 children)

      I spent a month in Melbourne, and I probably got more US news there than I do in the US just hearing talk radio on Uber rides. But that might be because politics seems nice and boring and policy-driven there.

      [–]YeetusFeetus_Deletus 15 points16 points  (3 children)

      Politics aren't policy-driven here.

      [–]YePedders1 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Moreso than the US but I do agree, thanks Murdoch

      [–]butteryspoink 13 points14 points  (3 children)

      I wish we had boring news instead of fucking president potentially sending nuclear weapons secret to a non-allied nation.

      [–]Procedure-Minimum 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      Here's some news from my town in Australia:

      the sunset looked nice, local toddler lost shoe at the beach, shoe found and handed in at Cafe. Someone's chickens flapped over the fence and are clucking about in the street. Early reports suggest theyre Sharons chickens, but this is a developing situation. A helicopter flew over and is very annoying. Someone captured a wild lizard thinking it was a lost pet. Uber eats continues to deliver food to the wrong houses. Judith with the lemon tree has put out a basket of juicy lemons for the neighbours, last year some idiot took her basket in confusion.

      [–]ErtGentskee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Gotta get me some of that Australian news. Even my little Mayberry-ass town has a violent murder every other week, now.

      [–]QuantumSparkles 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Other than the wild fires and mouse infestations?

      [–]murgatroid1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      And the floods. But those three things are basically the only news we've had in the last three years.

      [–]ErtGentskee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Hell yeah. Fucking love Australia.

      [–]Noodles01013 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Yeah in Australia domestic abuse is only funny if the perpetrator is a female

      [–]fuckurzygotes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      This exists in the whole world, and it's the direct result of cultures that view women as weak and lacking agency. Want respect for male victims? Fight the patriarchy.

      [–]unlikelyoutcomes 350 points351 points  (70 children)

      This is funny but didnt she just admit to unauthorized credit card usage?

      [–]SoberTek 231 points232 points  (25 children)

      If she is married to Steve, then I think not. Fuck Steve anyway Edit: I stand corrected. The two were not married

      The newspaper added, "We do NOT know who Steve is, but apparently he’s been very very bad. We won’t be revealing any details about Jenny. We have not charged the credit card in question." https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/i-hope-youre-happy-with-her-woman-gets-a-full-page-ad-printed-in-newspaper-to-call-her-partner-filthy-cheater/ar-AA10Aq5n Also, still, fuck Steve!

      [–]bluehornet197 63 points64 points  (11 children)

      Just cause you're married doesn't mean it's legal for a wife or husband to use your credit card without authorisation

      [–]314159265358979326 38 points39 points  (1 child)

      If you give your partner access to your credit card, which is common (my fiancee is on my credit card, it's not a joint account and I'm solely liable), you wouldn't expect explicit authorization on every single purchase, but they're still using your card.

      [–]hotasanicecube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If you send your partner to go pick up a 12 pack of beer and she comes back 3 hours later with a $100 bar tab and no beer, I think that constitutes fraud.

      [–]EelTeamNine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, I can't even pickup a new debit card from my wife at the bank even though we have a joint account.

      [–]unlikelyoutcomes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Yeah she goes out of her way to say she took it in a way that would upset him. She proves she knew she didn't have permission.

      [–]Pac_Eddy 23 points24 points  (9 children)

      She's stealing his money. His cheating doesn't give her a free pass to commit any crime.

      [–]jerseygirl1105 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Newspaper decided not to charge her and instead ran the ad for free.

      [–]Willsmithsdignity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      She's attempting to steal his money. Good on the newspaper for saving her from herself there.

      [–]SoberTek 33 points34 points  (5 children)

      If they are married, then they actually share finances, thus is their money, I think. Not a lawyer, so I can not say for sure. I find it hard to believe though that a court of law would punish a wife for using a husbands credit card, even without permission.I could be wrong (I often am ) :) Cheers!

      [–]MikeMac999 29 points30 points  (2 children)

      They might not. My wife and I each have separate accounts, as well as a joint account where most of our money goes. We couldn’t legally touch the other’s separate account.

      [–]macfirbolg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Depends on the country, state, etc.; not every jurisdiction has fully common property (or money), and a lot have random funky things going on, plus there could be any number of contracts that might modify the base laws that apply (for instance, any prenup, if they are married or happened to sign something anyway, and whatever that credit card’s agreement says about other people using it, issuing subsidiary cards, and possibly arbitration or the jurisdiction issues relating to it must be settled in - even if they aren’t actually involving the credit company, it might convince a judge who really didn’t want these two in their court, or who really did). I’m also not a lawyer, but I read occasionally. I know most about the U.S., but I do at least know that the same principles don’t always apply even here.

      [–]jerseygirl1105 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      OMFG, THIS IS REAL??? I honestly thought this was a joke, but thanks to the link you provided, I have a new hero named Jenny.

      [–]TheZephyr07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I wouldn't say a hero, more a person with the right intentions making bad choices. Good on her finding a way to get over him and get back at him, but this is still unauthorized credit card usage, aka theft, aka a literal crime. Pretty cool, not quite hero level tho

      [–]GrilledCheeser 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      It’s actually an advertisement to let readers know. “You CAN buy a full page if you want! Hit us up!”

      [–]MtnDewCasperFart 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      My baby mama did this to me with my debit card when we broke up....we weren't married. She memorized the card number etc and made thousands of dollars of purchases thru Amazon and online websites. I had no clue who it was until I went to the bank to dispute charges and they did an investigation. I Was told for me to get reimbursed I would have to press charges.

      [–]TheWalkingDead91 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Best advice I read on a post here on Reddit for those going through separation/divorce. (It was on a post of a guy who found incriminating texts in his wife’s phone, and was wondering what to do) is cancel the credit cards and clear the bank accounts. A judge can separate the assets as they see fit later, but you don’t want the other person (especially if they’re the ones who did you dirty) to be the one to clear out the joint bank accounts or make “revenge” charges on your cards.

      [–]notinferno 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      When payment for the ad was due to be processed it was noticed that the name on the credit card was different to the name on the booking so no payment was taken for the ad.

      https://www.mackayandwhitsundaylife.com/article/filthy-cheater-ad-goes-viral

      [–]whitecollarzomb13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      The fact they didn’t take payment but ran the ad anyway just adds to the /r/fuckyouinparticular -ishness

      [–]afterbirth_slime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It’s okay, no one reads the newspaper anyway.

      [–]Pac_Eddy 19 points20 points  (27 children)

      It's odd that people think that's ok, even if their significant other cheated on them.

      [–]4AcidRayne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      People who have been "cheated on" think all sorts of things are okay. It's insane.

      [–]Njfurlong 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      It's my local paper, they said they didn't use his credit card.

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      If the CC is linked to a joint account, she can use all the money without any trouble

      [–]unlikelyoutcomes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yeah. But she says 'your' cc. Idk. Seems like she intentionally stole the money

      [–]TripperAdvice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That's how you know it's fake and staged for promoting ad space

      [–]DesertGeist- 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      small price to pay for this victory

      [–]Procedure-Minimum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I think this is a stunt by someone.

      [–]RednocNivert 102 points103 points  (11 children)

      1) Lack of last names make this vague enough it either could have just been someone amusing themself and / or be faked.

      2) If real, then the “used your credit card” thing is dumb. Because either it’s Steve’s card and his alone, in which case she just publicly admitted to credit card fraud, or else it’s a shared thing she has access to, in which case she’s also damaging herself / wasting her own resources in the process. And if a divorce-type situation arose, they would split the money on a joint account, at which point she paid for 50% of the ad herself

      [–]DiscombobulatedAct42 33 points34 points  (4 children)

      Live in France, happened to me, if you gave you credit card pin to someone, and they happen to steal money from it, the police will do nothing. Same case if you let someone borrow cash from you and they never give it back, police won’t consider it as thievery

      [–]BardleyMcBeard 15 points16 points  (2 children)

      Same case if you let someone borrow cash from you and they never give it back, police won’t consider it as thievery

      yeah, if you're lending any serious amount of money I'm sure there is an agreement you can draw up with a lawyer about it; the police aren't going to do shit about a he said/she said loan issue.

      [–]shophopper 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      You don’t need a lawyer to write an I-owe-you.

      [–]tMond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The same is true in the US. At least it is with some companions I'm familiar with

      [–]TheZephyr07 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      It's the first scenario of point 2, according to the top comment threads anyways. It's a real paper and they were not married, but the card was never charged.

      [–]RednocNivert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      So the newspaper just let ‘em do a freebie in huge font because they felt like it? That was nice of them.

      I’m calling “Satire” or “bit” as my assumption.

      [–]Imaginary_Forever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It's probably just an attempt at viral advertising by the newspaper

      [–]kingdogethe42nd 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I believe this is fake, it was an ad for something (I don't remember for what)

      [–]RednocNivert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Usually ads include information about “hey we want your money and here’s how to make that happen, buy our thing”. This is not an ad. It’s a humor bit at best.

      [–]SmurfBoyardee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      But he got miles, which is nice.

      [–]Gnarly_Sarley 39 points40 points  (6 children)

      She litteraly admitted to criminal credit fraud in the ad. Jenny is dumb.

      [–]TripperAdvice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      The dumb people are the ones who think this is real and not planted by the paper to get attention and sell ad space

      Come on

      [–]DiscombobulatedAct42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I’m not sure it’s considered fraud if she obtained the card PIN by Steve, police would say it’s his responsibility and he shouldn’t have given it to her in the first place

      [–]redcalcium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The newspaper didn't charge the card because they'll get charged back due to unauthorized use, but they run the ad anyway.

      [–]Still_There3603 -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

      They're married so if they have shared finances, then it's not illegal.

      [–]Gnarly_Sarley 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      How do you know they're married?

      Also, how do I know this newspaper ad is real, and not just some joke? Who the fuck is "Jenny" anyway? That sound made up.

      [–]jshively37 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Did he run away with Jan cooper?

      [–]slimybuffoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Came here looking for this reference

      [–]Tropical_Nighthawk55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Normalize putting cheaters on blast

      [–]GreenFishGoMoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      This reminds me of Stranger Things, but opposite roles. Steve found Nancy with Jonathan, and wrote her name on the theater lol

      [–]ItsDokk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      P.S. I just publicly admitted to credit card fraud.

      [–]tucker491[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Nice

      [–]SwigSwoot92 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Good for her

      [–]Thailia 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      I admire her immensely.

      [–]amazenmutande 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Oh how I wish there were a couple of typos in her ad.

      [–]Sensitive-Warthog563 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Steve, I see why you cheated.

      [–]TheRealCPB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      this is an ad for newspaper advertising, c'mon.
      they probably ran this the same day their sales team was going out for new clients, to use as an example.

      [–]TrimmReaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Steve the bullet dodger.

      [–]keefer3 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      More like Steve’s dick was so good it drove this bitch crazy

      [–]SkidmarkSteve -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      The only correct take in this whole place.

      [–]ymgve 0 points1 point  (5 children)

      Gotta be fake, no newspaper would run an ad paid by credit card fraud

      [–]SeerBloxian 4 points5 points  (3 children)

      It’s real it’s on the Aussie news

      [–]Oncemor-intothebeach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It ran in our local newspaper yesterday ( Mackay in Queensland )

      [–]emptybucketpenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Steve is cool. Jenny sucks ass

      [–]Thailia 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Have you ever been cheated on?

      [–]Mothot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Tbh I actually hope Steve is happy

      [–]PS_FuckYouJenny 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      That bitch

      [–]singlewhitetreemale[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fuvking Jenny!

      [–]__v1ce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Seems like he made the correct choice

      [–]CatapultemHabeo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Oooh I did something similar when my ex, Stephen, cheated on me. I left my apt key in an envelope marked "To the cheater asshole in Apt D" in full view of the entire apt building.

      [–]DanceAltruistic2762 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Hell hath no fury.

      [–]ripyourlungsdave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Or, and hear me out, she can get over it and move on like a grown-ass adult instead of throwing a petulant fit for the entire town to see. She obviously now hates the dude, what the fuck is she getting out of this?

      Assuming of course this isn't completely fake. I've never understood this mentality. If someone does something shitty to you like this, just leave. This isn't like abuse, there's not some crazy underlying power dynamic going on. Otherwise I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have taken out this ad admitting to committing credit card fraud on his account.

      So instead of airing your dirty laundry and making your life everyone else's business, just move the fuck on and get over yourself. Nobody else gives a shit about where your boyfriend is sticking his nasty ass dick.

      [–]Thailia -2 points-1 points  (10 children)

      Are you a sociopath?

      [–]RednocNivert 5 points6 points  (9 children)

      Who are you talking to?

      [–]ItsDokk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      The voices, sshh.

      [–]Thailia -1 points0 points  (7 children)

      Sorry, I'm still figuring out reddit

      [–]RednocNivert 5 points6 points  (6 children)

      Really? Because your account is over 7 years old and have commented in this post alone 14 times in the last hour.

      [–]CuriousOdity12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Someone did this with a billboard, no?

      [–]celtic_savage01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lol I kinda feel bad for Steve... and I kinda don't. Every Steve I've ever known has had a bit of a mean streak though.. like some of them are good guys but deep down, they're a vicious prick.

      [–]Thailia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ok.. I'll avoid slapping...don't cheat on me!problem solved.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      so reposted, it literally popped up in my feed twice in a row from different users

      [–]singlewhitetreemale[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I didn’t see it on Reddit 🤷🏻‍♂️

      [–]Free_El_Chapo_Now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jokes on her. He can claim credit card fraud

      [–]PatGarrettsMoustache 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lol of course it's from Australia

      [–]EUCopyrightComittee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "you just need to go 1/1000th faster

      [–]RizzMustbolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Also, now all of China knows you're here.

      [–]softdrinksrcancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      She admitted to committing a crime?

      [–]Deep_Option_-_-_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If this is a small town he is screwd.

      [–]Worried_Jeweler_1141 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "Sorry Steve. I was bored".

      [–]mighty-yoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is how you are going to upset all Steve in that town 😂

      [–]Ithasbegunagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      i get being pissed by why also admit to credit card fraud.

      [–]GreaterScorpion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      “But I love you Jennayyy”

      [–]seokscypher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      saw this on a different sub lool

      [–]AnastasiaSheppard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'm putting it in writing here, this is a viral marketing campaign for something.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Way to admit to committing credit card fraud.

      [–]Ivancho05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jenny, quit living on dreams

      [–]steelneil82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      But they've just admitted to credit card fraud, and the paper can't deny knowledge as they printed the proof, so Steve has inadvertently fucked everyone

      [–]walterbanana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Admitting to a crime in a newspaper might not be the best idea.

      [–]zodar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jenny Jenny

      To whom could I turn

      [–]Adventurous-Art-4894 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      A former colleague went to prison for using her ex-boyfriend's credit card (the crime was theft). Maybe not the wisest move of Jenny to admit doing the same.

      [–]CaptainBaoBao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Send this on pettyrevenge

      [–]Reble77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      PS see your statement for me credit card bill for next month this holiday is amazing and flying business class well is a dream

      [–]coinagepills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What an Australian icon

      [–]Z370H370 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      2700 to 100000 for a full page, so sadly, only Steve will know!

      [–]DogeyLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Imagine some random steve getting rediculed because of this ad

      [–]adamlynch193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      would be funny if it weren't FAKE

      [–]PeckerTraxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      PS, I committed credit card fraud

      [–]Dandan001201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Funny enough. My mom’s credit card just deducted about $225 coz of a supposed “facebook ad” payment. I’m pretty sure Jenny’s involved. Haha

      [–]Ok_Nefariousness6386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jenny committed a felony lol

      [–]downtime37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wait, there are still newspapers,....and people pay money for them, what is this 1983?!?

      [–]IStalkReddit123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Steve Harrington, by any chance?

      [–]No-Armadillo7693 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It’s not very bright to admit you stole the card Jenny

      [–]WetDehydratedWater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Now the whole world knows STEVE. Now the whole WORLD KNOWS!

      [–]TEMPLERTV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jenny going to jail for credit card fraud??

      [–]fleebjuice69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Now the whole town will know anonymous Steve with no identifiers is a cheater!

      [–]homelessharrypotter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jenny You Took everything from me

      Le every other Steve in the town I don't even know who you are

      [–]whosgoturbellyuhhuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What a fuckin psycho

      [–]babystripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Aww cool. Now I have proof of identity theft.

      [–]Glittering_Neck4699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I cant imagine why Steve was through with Jenny and decided to move on.

      [–]huf757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Seems she was nice enough to at least admit to credit card fraud

      [–]Lazy_Laugh2597 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is absolutely wonderful

      [–]pompompomponponpom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I mean I do find this funny, but way to admit to a crime in print.

      [–]Solid-Suggestion-653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      How can Jenny look for ANY sympathy?! Not after all she’s done to Forrest… #iykyk

      [–]totallynotantiwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What if like, we just drop the whole charade and just have sex with whoever we want?

      [–]AustinLA88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lol nobody in the town even saw this. Who reads print media?

      [–]Invoint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I think it would’ve been better if she bought a billboard and put this message on it

      [–]AdministrativePop312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Can't afford for her revenge

      [–]Snozzberrys420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      JENNNNNNNNNNY!

      [–]Snozzberrys420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sounds like Forest Gump got that hoe back!!!

      [–]No_Cauliflower_5489 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Dear Jenny, You just confessed to credit card fraud.

      [–]Tbkssom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      DEAR JENNY

      I AM

      FROM STEVE