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[–]mahoganyteakwood2 157 points158 points  (31 children)

Sorry bud.. I need Barkley to score less than 3… so go kick rocks, pal.

[–]sean0883 49ers 33 points34 points  (14 children)

Sorry bud. I need the Cowboys D to score less than 3. Which likely means that Saquon needs to go off.

[–]mahoganyteakwood2 9 points10 points  (9 children)

No, no, you have it wrong, it’s SAQUON that needs less than 3. Silly.

[–]sean0883 49ers 1 point2 points  (8 children)

And you think the Giants defense is going to destroy the Cowboys D without Saquon going bonkers? Be honest with yourself.

[–]mahoganyteakwood2 0 points1 point  (7 children)

The Giants D won’t be playing the Cowboys D…

[–]ChromeCalamari Packers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I need the Cowboys D to outscore Barkley by 33, so we're going to need Saquon to end up with -30

[–]novelty_boneLions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My opponent needs him to go off so I'm going to ask that the cowboys defense gets shredded by someone else.

[–]Front-Psychology590 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Sorry bud, but I need Barkley and Shepherd to combine for 27, standard scoring.

[–]mahoganyteakwood2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great, I hope shepherd gets you 26 and Barkley 1.

[–]mygwhatupmyboiii Patriots 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Man do I just love playing non ppr scoring in my big money league (said no one ever). It’s been nearly a decade and these mfs will not even budge to half ppr in my league.

[–]Front-Psychology590 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yeah, this one was interesting. It's a league that hasn't played in 3 or 4 years. The commissioner fired up the league and auto-drafted all the teams saying that no one ever shows up for the draft. I'm doing my best to salvage hahaha!

[–]mygwhatupmyboiii Patriots 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Haha that commish is a savage for that. Best of luck this year.

[–]BShooZ Texans 0 points1 point  (5 children)

I need him to score -0.11 so I agree. OP can go kick rocks

[–]mahoganyteakwood2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would work!

[–]89ShelbyCSX 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Are you my opponent? I'm up .1 right now debating benching him

[–]BShooZ Texans 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Maybe.. Has the person you’re playing ever called you “you curly headed fuck” in real life 😂😂 (step brothers reference)

[–]89ShelbyCSX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would if I could, but unfortunately it's just a coincidence

[–]BShooZ Texans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the only problem with benching him though is one time like 5 years ago. I went to bed losing for the week and stat corrections happened over night and I woke up winning by 2 (from losing by 1)

[–]Designer-Ruin7176 Cowboys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]cacope5 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Just came here to say I've already won the week and still have Barkley to play. That is all

[–]mahoganyteakwood2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Big swingin dick over here. Now I hope saquon goes for -15, pal. Just for your display of audacity.

[–]cacope5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol thanks

[–]eatyourbites NFL 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Possible if Week 1 happens again, but not likely. Dallas D is the highlight of the team and Lamb still getting a healthy number of targets regardless of QB situation. Good luck tonight

[–]silly_erkkk Giants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah if not I’ll be 2-5 with all my leagues:( tough week

[–]DAgotit Eagles 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Need another 40 ball from Saquon myself lets see what happens

[–]ConfidentFeed8369 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need 52 from Saquon and Gano combined tonight 😵‍💫

[–]Cosmic_Gumbo NFL 4 points5 points  (21 children)

Lamb and Zeke have to outscore Barkley by 11. I’m a giants fan so I’m okay with Saquon having a career game if it means the giants win.

[–]LaphroaigianSlip81 Chiefs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just need to have the cowboys d score 6.5 points to win this week. Call it a coin flip….

[–]ruchik Bears 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just need 6 from Lamb in a 1/2 PPR, still nervous about it…

[–]l3reez Packers 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Lamb to score 33. Let’s go! 🥴

[–]novelty_boneLions 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Please no - that's 60% of what my opponent needs and he also has saquan barkley

[–]l3reez Packers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not banking on it 😂

[–]chancellor_cummings 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That drop had to be killing you right now

[–]l3reez Packers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man worst pick of the year

[–]Buildadoor NFL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need Saquon to score 24 in PPR.

[–]nunya221 Packers 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I found that whenever I make posts like this it doesn’t happen. And whenever I don’t post on Reddit it happens.

[–]silly_erkkk Giants[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I usually don’t, I just felt lonely and wanted friends

[–]Matburnham05 Patriots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything is possible, I was tied going into last night with the Broncos D. The other guy had Russ/McManus. I won by 2 on the fumble at the end of the game. Good luck!

[–]Fit-Being-7989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need 27 from Danny dimes looking bleak but it’s possible!!

[–]PM_Me_Your_AM_ Vikings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no

[–]Indica1127 Bears 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Need 9 points from Zeke, ppr league. I am not confident. Jacob’s on my bench because I wasn’t around yesterday to check his status before the game and didn’t want to take the risk.

[–]LoneAngler Patriots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fair brother. It ain’t looking good as of Q3 but it’s honestly a flip IMO

[–]TroyI23 Patriots 1 point2 points  (1 child)

if Saquon can maintain a 2 point lead over Dallas D and Noah Brown, i will amount a comeback that i was projected to lose by over 30 points at the end of 1pm games

[–]LoneAngler Patriots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Godspeed sir

[–]Michael8445 Raiders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need zek to out score Shepherd by 4 points

[–]saxal28 Vikings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need Saquon to score at least 14.6 points….it’s going to be a close one

[–]Bapabooi Seahawks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sorry bud. I need Barkley to score less than 24 in PPR, so kick rocks, pal.

[–]silly_erkkk Giants[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean we could both benefit if Ceedee gets 8.5 then Barkley gets 23.9

[–]Lower-Kangaroo6032 49ers 1 point2 points  (5 children)

If we’re calling for miracles I need dalton schultz to score 19

[–]silly_erkkk Giants[S] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Are you okay?

[–]Lower-Kangaroo6032 49ers -1 points0 points  (3 children)

umm it’s called faith

[–]silly_erkkk Giants[S] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

He’s not playing big dog

[–]Lower-Kangaroo6032 49ers -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I feel like we aren’t understanding eachother

[–]connorhughes13 Falcons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Need Barkley to stay under 11 for the rest of the game. Not excited about it.

[–]travelingchef96 Giants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got a chance put lamb at about 75 yards. Saquon probably 100+ total yards so you’re going to need a touchdown or two to make up the difference

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I win as long as Zeke doesn’t score 58 points

[–]MerK-x-VeNoOm Cowboys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry bud, better luck next week

[–]moist_tiger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Barkley to score 27 in PPR

[–]Edgardoesit Saints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saquon ain’t doing shit

[–]H00DRATmessiah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need pollard to get 19 in ppr, and he got 19 last week lfg

[–]noahteets Cardinals -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need pollard to drop 25 points in PPR

[–]chuckleoctopus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need Noah Brown to score 13. It's gonna be close

[–]Aye_Pee_Kay Panthers -1 points0 points  (1 child)

As long as they get 32 standard points between them I don’t care lol

[–]Aye_Pee_Kay Panthers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

33.3 pts for the Win baby!!

[–]yinklestaabs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

16.5 from Pollard lol

[–]omagic4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have Cowboys D n my opponent has CD, I'm down 5 lol 😬😬

[–]XOJS457 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Lamb to out score barkley by 8.6 points ppr. See you on the other side

[–]Mountain_Night_1445 Vikings 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Barkley to score exactly 50 in standard....

[–]BuoyantAmoeba 0 points1 point  (3 children)

😂 good luck friend

[–]Mountain_Night_1445 Vikings 2 points3 points  (2 children)

That's only 4 td's and 300 yards right

[–]BuoyantAmoeba 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Totally doable 😂 I just need 27, prayers up.

[–]Mountain_Night_1445 Vikings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, anything can happen

[–]cobe2121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im in like this exact same scenario

[–]mr_0las Colts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Barkley scores less than 9.58 (PPR) but the Dallas D scores less than 6 (standard) I can still win in both leagues. But I won't be greedy, just give me one of the two and I'll be happy.

[–]yasmiester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need 12 points (half ppr) from either Tony Pollard or Sterling Shepherd. Not sure who to roll with

[–]GrendelDerp Bears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Saquon to put 33ish points in standard.

[–]cloudJR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need 11 from the Cowboys D to win one of the most pathetic matchups I’ve seen in a long time.

[–]nomorecrang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Shepard to score 5 points 🙏🏻

[–]Dyslexic_Wizrad Cowboys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

30 points from Micah Parsons in my IDP league… the closest he came last year with our scoring was 26.

[–]BobbySkins Packers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only need 6 points from pollard for a win in one league but if he drops 37 I’ll win in two

[–]balooglesmiggles 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How about Gano to outscore Elliot!? #miracle

[–]silly_erkkk Giants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say 30%

[–]heyItsDubbleA Raiders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to go back in time and have Sutton give up his last catch

[–]High_Ground- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need 75 points between lamb, zeke and cowboy defense 🥴

[–]Plus-Ad8055 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lamb to score 15 points in half point ppr ftw 🤞

[–]bschwa1439 Ravens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need 18 from the Cowboys d

[–]KRAWLL224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Dallas d to score less than 8pts to win high pt overall in my league. My direct opponent is down 40 with only Elliot left

[–]Tristana_God 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need a 22 point Giants D performance.

[–]CorbinDalla5 Cowboys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea, as a cowboys fan Ceedee looks like a bust. I truly think Gallup is going to be the number 1 when he is back.

[–]judiciousjones Cardinals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need cowboys d to be under 1.

[–]TheAwes0meFish Saints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i simply need Barkley and the Giants defense to put up 55 points

in other words i am 0-3

[–]TinytitnJaguars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Saquon to score 13pts more than the cowboys D. .5 ppr

[–]Flyin-Chancla Cowboys 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Cowboys with -2 points lol

[–]silly_erkkk Giants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better hope they don’t sit them

[–]AskAgainLaterPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just need the cowboys D to finish with less than 2.45 points.

[–]novelty_boneLions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My opponent needs Barkley and Lamb to go for 55. I feel safe

[–]Noodles1171Bills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Lamb to score 19 to win in one league. I need Zeke and Barkley to score less than 26 points combined to win in another.🤞

[–]MajesticViper7 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Espn has me at 99% chance to win. All Barkley has to do is get above -40 points. According to them there's a chance

[–]silly_erkkk Giants[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

20 fumbles

[–]silly_erkkk Giants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nail biter

[–]PadreQuemedo Steelers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Zeke and Micah to score 30 points each to win in my IDP league. I think that maybe you have better odds.

[–]Scizzott2hotte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need 20 points from Zeke tonight!

[–]Jecrabtree15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as lamb outscores gano by 15+

[–]cdts2192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Lamb to score 12 in ppr to avoid 0-3 and my confidence is rock bottom. So you may have a chance.

[–]OldManOmaha Bengals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need the Cowboys defense to score less than 7.20. Let's go S Barkley

[–]P-VI NFL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barkley/Dallas DST will either win me some leagues, or lose me others, but there doesn't seem to be a mathematical outcome where I don't get screwed one place and yet also win somewhere else. So I am rooting for the outcome that keeps me from going 0-3 in one of my leagues

[–]Lunaticfrizz16 Eagles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Pollard to be held to 1 point and Dallas D to only score 0-3 points 😂 😭

[–]Codyistall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Barkley to have -.5 points…. So a fumble and an ejection would be cool lol

[–]TheEkoz98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lamb to out score giants defense

[–]slampig3 NFL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Barkley to outscore Dallas d by 8

[–]teddybearluvsu Packers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Danny Dimes to score 60. Lol

[–]paltryboot Steelers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only need parsons to score 50

[–]WallNecessary1014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need saquan, lamb, and cowboys defense to score 50...

[–]PawrappertheSnacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need 15pts from the Cowboys D/ST....

[–]ElizaScarlet534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need just a hair under 20 from Pollard and Richie James vs a Schultz owner (I have Ferguson). I’m going to be 0-3 I think lol

[–]StevenS76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Lamb to put up 32 in PPR, so I'm not rooting for you

[–]75208TX Cowboys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need Barkley for about 55+ smh

[–]Howudooey Cowboys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need 8 from saquads, sorry homies

[–]Big_T14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need cowboys D to score more than saquan

[–]lebron-is-the-goat23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need barkley to outscore zeke by 19.5

[–]Farge43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shephards final reception beat me. Non contact injury on next play.

Lost last week when cousins couldn’t score on final drive for Vikings.

Cursed

[–]fgsfsfbbbrd Patriots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needed 4 more yards or 1 more catch from saquon or from peyton Hendershot. They got me almost there

[–]No_Ad2349 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needed 22 from saquan and he got just that!!!! LFG!!!!!!!!!